Seventh-rate Writer [Interstellar]

Li Lesheng was writing and writing, and suddenly found that the "Abuli" randomly named in this small black house was really cute, and he couldn't tell where the cuteness was, anyway, he unconsciously gave it to himself according to the name while writing. The impression of Abuli is that he changed his character to a soft and cute character, which is specifically reflected in the fact that even if Abuli grows up, when he uses this name, he will still be called Abuli's kid. few words.

Li Lesheng was about to continue writing, when Tang finished the work handover and came back to knock on his door.

"Lesheng, it's time to eat. I specially ordered a lot of specialties for you."

Li Lesheng suddenly remembered what Tang said about the many specialties and delicacies here.To be honest, seeing the outside environment, he really didn't have any hope, but he still retreated from Xingwang, opened the door and looked at Tang expectantly: "What's there?"

"There are a lot. It's a welcome party, and you can just eat later."

Oh, it's a big occasion.Li Lesheng thought, yes, Tang Du has been away for more than a year, and there will definitely be a big banquet when he comes back this time.In this case, Li Lesheng also changed into a suit of formal attire, corrected his posture, straightened his slightly arched back that had become a habit.

Tang Xiao said: "You don't have to be so nervous. It's not a formal occasion. The participants are mainly non-commissioned officers. There is no such red tape in the army, and there won't be too much gossip. The main thing is to eat and drink."

"Is there any wine?" At Tang's mention, Li Lesheng's attention was instantly distorted, his eyes lit up, and he asked eagerly.He's not an alcoholic, he's just average, but it's true that he hasn't had a drink for a long time, so he'll panic when he mentions it.

"Yes, but you'd better not touch them. They are very strong wines with a rough taste. They are all locally brewed. Drinking alcohol is usually forbidden in the army, and they will only be picked up on such occasions. They will fight hard later. Hell, it’s okay if you don’t drink, if you drink, you’re guaranteed not to be able to eat a mouthful of food they force you.”

It sounds like a man who had been abstinent for a long time met a flower girl... Li Lesheng resolutely dismissed the idea of ​​drinking, and at the same time relaxed his body.They didn't go far, they were in the banquet hall of this building.A lot of soldiers had already gathered there to talk in twos and threes, and meals were being served continuously.When they saw the general coming, the sound of the lively discussion fell silent for an instant, but the eyes of the audience were not on Tang, but on Li Lesheng?

Li Lesheng paused in embarrassment when he walked.Being the focus of the audience really made him feel awkward.Tang coughed, and those people immediately looked at the general as if nothing had happened and said hello, Li Lesheng felt a little better.But there are fewer people being scrutinized on the bright side, and it is indispensable to be watched from the corner of the eye.

Li Lesheng walked slowly again.When he heard that there was a banquet, what he thought in his mind was the kind of open banquet, where everyone can eat wherever they want with a plate, and eat while walking, but it is obviously not here, just a big one. At the long table, the non-commissioned officers who were still standing were sitting one after another at this time. The top side was empty, and Ai Jiao was sitting at the bottom, so it was obvious that it was the seat reserved for the general, so it was also obvious, Li Lesheng also had to sit next to him.

What an obvious location!What hurt Li Lesheng the most was that there were only two seats over there. As soon as Li Lesheng and Tang sat on it, he couldn't help but think of court banquets in costume dramas, where the emperor and queen sat on top and ministers sat on the bottom.The current sense of sight is probably the general and the general's wife entertaining the non-commissioned officer... although he is not "Madame".

He glanced at Tang accusingly. It was obvious that Tang Bi had lied to him. If he had known it was such an occasion, he would definitely... well, he would have come too.Otherwise, it would not be good for Tang Gu to sit alone on it.

The dishes were served like flowing water, and the wine was put on the table.The group of people below looked at the general expectantly. In the past, the general's speech lasted only three sentences, and after that, everyone could drink and have fun.But this time, they were still looking forward to something else—for example, what is the relationship between this immature child sitting next to the general and the general?

The general still only said three sentences this time:

"This is Li Lesheng, my lover."

"He's going to stay in the army and live with us."

"Okay, let's start the party."

Usually, when Tang spoke three sentences, the soldiers who were familiar with the general's temperament would eat without hesitation or politeness, and it was lively, but this time after the three sentences were finished, no one moved their chopsticks, and they were all whispering. He spoke, his eyes flicked back and forth between Li Lesheng and Tang.

Li Lesheng, who smiled reflexively, was glad that Tang didn't ask him to say a few words, otherwise he would be so sad.

He no longer looked at the non-commissioned officers, but looked down at the dishes in front of him.He found that the arrangement of the dishes in front of him and Tang was different from the large plate below. Instead, each plate was specially made with many grids, each grid with a variety of dishes. There it is.In addition, these dishes all looked rough and not refined enough, and even the appearance was not so attractive, but the taste and smell were very good.

"Whatever you like to eat, just write it down and let them serve a large portion." Tang said thoughtfully, introducing these dishes to him one by one.

"They are all made with local ingredients. Because of the local wind and sand, many plants and animals are dusty on the outside. The outer skin is very hard, but the core is also extraordinarily hard. There are also many insects. The food I made, I know you don't hate these, so I asked the kitchen to make some. This dish is grilled kudzu wings, kudzu is a very tall land creature with wings, and its wings account for two-thirds of its weight , not easy to bite, but very chewy."

This dish was served with wings cut into many small pieces, the color of which was like burnt skewers.Li Lesheng picked up a piece and chewed it slowly in his mouth. As Tang said, it was extremely hard, but every time he chewed it, it would release layers of aroma, and each layer was more intense than the last layer. By the time of the last bite, Li Lesheng's eyes were tightly pressed against another piece of meat.

He stopped Tang's explanation, and now he just wants to eat, and he doesn't want to hear the stories behind the food.He has a big appetite now, and feels like he can finish all the dishes.Grilled buns, pancakes, vegetables, sour sauce, and various meat dishes, eat them all!

The sergeant started drinking.It's rare for him to quit, and he doesn't care about how the coffin-faced general who has been a bachelor for thousands of years has left his order, and he doesn't care how the general hooked up with an extremely young child who seems to be still in school.Soon, the place became lively, and Li Lesheng ate to his heart's content.

Tang is used to these things, and doesn't pay attention to his appetite, so he has been paying attention to what Li Lesheng eats the most and which flavor he prefers, and secretly decides to urge the kitchen to develop more new dishes, otherwise what should Li Lesheng do if he can't stay still and wants to leave?

However, even if Li Lesheng wanted to leave, he would not let him go.Finally came to the time when we could get along day and night, and get along as lovers.Speaking of which, their way of getting along as lovers is also very slow, and they just reached the point of holding hands and hugging.Tang fell into serious thought—maybe, the atmosphere is so good today, can I have a little kiss?

With secret expectations, Tang Ren went to Li Lesheng to finish eating, and went back to the room to savor the aftertaste in a daze, and then endured until Li Lesheng started browsing blogs and forums, laughing and eating snacks, and endured until Li Lesheng started coding With a sinister expression, he didn't know what plot he was writing. He had to read the following later.

Finally, Li Lesheng quit Starnet and was about to go to bed, when he found that Tang had been in his room the whole time.He tactfully swallowed the words "Why are you still here, no, when did you come in" and said, "Good night?"

"Good night..." I didn't know how to elicit that sentence at all... Tang stood firmly, without any intention of moving, and just stared at him fixedly.Li Lesheng looked at him suspiciously, the brain that had just quit Xingwang was still unable to think clearly.Thought he had something to say.Tang suddenly thought, Li Lesheng is still a child, and the kiss is too big, will he not be able to accept it?He is so much younger than himself!Maybe he is not enlightened at all, and he doesn't understand those things at all. Isn't it too blasphemous for him to think so?

Tang selectively forgot that Li Lesheng once wrote a love-to-death article, and he didn't know it. Compared with Li Lesheng, an old driver who has no real experience but has a lot of theory, he is just a toddler in driving. What about the baby in the car.

Tang cheered himself up, they are all lovers, why can't they do it!However, his stern face and innocent heart could not support his desire, and finally Li Lesheng, who was noticed, solved the problem.

Li Lesheng pushed Tang against the wall, and in a classic wall-dong gesture, handsomely kissed Tang's forehead and lips, tasted it briefly, watched Tang Yao walk out with hands and feet, and gently touched himself Lips, think this can be used as a regular program.

Also, he suddenly wanted to go to those dragon fan forums and warn those who dared to yell about the general and write small pornographic articles, the general is his, okay!In the future, I will never be able to look directly at those dry food with Tang as the protagonist!

He lay down on the bed, touched his lips again, and listened to the beating of his heart beating belatedly, he couldn't help admiring his calmness and old driver style at that time.

Speaking of which, I've kissed you all, do you want to try driving a car someday?The great grandpa x said that both theory and practice must be grasped!

The author has something to say:

small theater

Veteran driver Li Lesheng has a great wish, he wants to be a great xiaohuangwen writer, but he has never tried it and has no experience, so the xiaohuangwenwen he writes is dry, and readers always say it feels wrong, The posture is wrong.

Later he had a boyfriend.

Later, he became a writer of awesome little yellow texts.

——This theater has nothing to do with the text! ! !