Seventh-rate Writer [Interstellar]

Because of the terrain, the river in the underground forest pours from above and flows down along the terrain, so the flowing potential energy is very strong, and it is the only sound in this forest—because there is no wind here.Li Lesheng walked deeper and deeper until he reached the end of the river, and saw a cliff. Looking from a distance, he could only see the water vapor splashed by the river's sudden drop to form a waterfall.

Li Lesheng stepped forward cautiously, stood on the edge of the cliff and looked down, but was surprised to find that there was a sea of ​​boiling fire below, with unknown fuel.After the river poured into the sea of ​​fire, it turned into boiling water vapor and drifted forward in mid-air.Li Lesheng didn't dare to take a second look, so he quickly backed away. He was afraid of being caught in an inexplicable state and accidentally fell into it.

After being so frightened, the itching on his body has disappeared without a trace.Li Lesheng walked back to his tree house, brewed a pot of black tea, lay down on the rocking chair, and began to think about his new essay.

He has already decided to write about the entertainment industry in his new article. This subject is past life. No matter which novel website it is on, it is a subject that has been badly written.He wanted to write, but it was because he had recently turned into a theme collector and wanted to collect and write all the subjects he had never written before.For this reason, he has paid attention to some real or fake entertainment "authority accounts" on Bobo, and often reads gossip posts in the entertainment circle, but unfortunately, the one in the entertainment circle and Li Lesheng is more familiar Obviously different.

Because of the diversity of races here, the aesthetics are also diverse. The audience can accept more, and there is basically no plastic surgery. After all, it is difficult to look ugly here.In addition, although there are unspoken rules and shady scenes here, they are not pure, but on the one hand, they are more pure than those on Earth, and on the other hand, they are also more cruel, because in addition to the requirements for the appearance and talent of stars, mental strength and physical strength are also hidden requirements. Otherwise, it is impossible to adapt to those demanding films, and singers can't lip-sync or overly exaggerated synthesis, everything still needs to speak with strength.

Li Lesheng paid attention to it for a period of time, and wanted to write about a person in the interstellar world, traveling to the past and becoming a star.Such themes were actually very popular when Li Lesheng was still on Earth.The future man who has not worn the present, possesses high-tech technology, carries a brain or a robot, and has a high degree of rationality and cuteness, travels to a technologically advanced world, and becomes a figure who influences an era by means of scientific research, writing, mixing in the entertainment industry, etc. , This kind of cool text routine is enduring, and the sense of substitution is super strong.

In the theme of time travel, in addition to not wearing the present, the past wearing the present, and the present wearing the future are also very cool themes. The reasons are basically the same as above. They all rely on the characteristics of one era to challenge another era.

Li Lesheng wanted to write just such an article.He is now standing in the interstellar era, and then writes about the entertainment circle with the earth as the background, and the people of the interstellar era traveled to the past. It can be said that the two worlds are very familiar, and the sense of substitution should be stronger.

But because of this, it would be naive to think that Li Lesheng would write a cool article.

He wants to write a cool article, but the object of this cool is obviously for him, as for the coolness for readers?Yep, I've never heard of newspaper authors giving benefits to readers.

Why is it so cool not to wear it today!The coolest thing is not because the person who wears it has skills beyond the times.What if there is no such skill?What about a person from the future who has traveled to ancient times, but has no original specialties, nor can he integrate into that world well?The subject he wants to write about, for him, what he writes is not passing through the present, but for the readers who read this article, it is the present passing through the past.When they become the protagonists and find that people of the same era as them have traveled to the backward era that they look down on, but are often despised and have a hard time walking, they will definitely be suffocated to death.

This kind of essay, before he wrote it, Li Lesheng knew that he would be determined again.But he doesn't care about these, instead he is immersed in the hehehe pleasure of "yeah, he will kill a group of readers again".

Apart from the absence of cheats, what else should be added?Oh, by the way, in the entertainment circle of the earth, the setting of "golden master" is especially popular. The existence of the gold master generally takes on the responsibility of supporting the protagonist and the loyal dog.At least when Li Lesheng secretly peeped at the articles on Lvjizhan, he was very interested in the articles in the entertainment industry with financial sponsors. The protagonist's lack of strength depends entirely on his superiors. After all, in the setting, the protagonist himself is a person with great ability, and the gold master is just an embellishment for fun.

However, in the alliance's entertainment circle, financial sponsors are the kind of people who dislike them. If any star is exposed to a scandal of being adopted, he will be chased and scolded to death by the tabloids. Human relationships are even more annoying cheating.Even in the novels here, the patron is written for the purpose of writing meat, and no reader likes to see the protagonist being adopted and relying on body trading to get to the top.

Well, readers here don't like to read the setting of the sponsor?Up and up!So of course write!

Li Lesheng also considered that the earth he set the protagonist to traverse is actually the earth he lived in, an era when homosexuality was not yet accepted by the public, so he set the protagonist as a male to add more frustration to the protagonist.

After eating a few small biscuits, Li Lesheng shook his legs on the rocking chair, pondered for a moment, and wrote his simple copy: "In the virtual reality of the combat class, under the contemptuous gaze of the whole class, xxx is clumsy. He fought with the jellyfish with a whip, but was pulled underwater by the jellyfish. Originally, this was just a virtual thing, but he was just a joke. He didn't expect that after sinking into the water, he would actually reach the real sea—but It is the sea 2000 years ago.

The future man xxx is very depressed. He lost his scientific thinking because of the failure of genetic screening, which made him useless in his society and was abandoned by his family. His original ambition was to be a singer in the 34th century, which respects natural voice. Now there are no other skills, and xxx who relies on robots so has no self-care ability, even in the extremely backward 21st century, what can he do...

——Go and be an actor, I will support you.

So said the gold master who was vacationing by the sea. "

Very well, in the simple, straightforward and unartistic copywriting here, Li Lesheng successfully inserted two thunder points that the readers of the alliance can imagine are very disgusted.Lei point one, the protagonist is a waste no matter in the original world or the later world, and judging from the fact that the author is five lives, he knows that there is basically no possibility of counterattack.Thunder point two, if the protagonist counterattacks, he must be promoted by the gold master!

After writing the copywriting or Li's outline that can be said to set the tone of the full text, the details can be perfected.

Still open the name picker and randomly get a name of Lian Gushan, in a row of randomly arranged names, this name has a unique charm.Just like Amy Li Lesheng wrote before, Lian Gushan is also a waste, without a smart brain, he can only initially master the education of the league's elementary school level. If he can barely be on the same level as others in language, then his mathematics knowledge, It's pathetic, even children are better than him.

Therefore, Lian Gushan was regarded as a fool and mentally retarded by his parents and family. After Lian Gushan became an adult, he no longer supported him. Lian Gushan could only live by receiving government pensions.He was not reconciled to this, but after many failed job searches, he sadly found that he could not even be a cleaner, because his logic could not afford the calculation and arrangement of the cleaning machine.What else could he do?

By chance, Lian Gushan signed up for the Academy of Performing Arts. He was exempted from tuition fees by relying on the mentally handicapped certificate identified by the government. He tried to learn singing that is less demanding on himself. training, and he traveled to 2000 years ago in a virtual reality fight.

Li Lesheng suddenly discovered that it was not just Lian Gushan who was the same as Amy, Brad he wrote was also a dick, and he felt that he was born to like to take revenge on the society so that readers couldn't find it cool... So there is another article, just Let's make the main character a strong one.Coincidentally, he is a man with two vests, so let's write an article with a strong protagonist for the account of Little Suffocation who handed in his homework.

Back to this new article.

Li Lesheng wanted to come up with a name first.Well, similar to titles like "Waste is Waste" and "Nothing Gets Done", if readers come in and get thundered again, it is not his responsibility.He typed up a lot of names in the small black room, but couldn't find a suitable one. Thinking about it again, he felt very irritated, so he first used "Trash" as a tentative name.

Then think about cp.A Xiao Binsi came out randomly, so this Xiao Binsi was the sponsor.Well, although this benefactor can be written as potbellied, senile, and has perverted hobbies, but...Although Li Lesheng doesn't want to admit that Tang's knowledge of his vest will affect his writing, but he has to admit that Tang's knowledge does help Li Lesheng. Raised the lower limit.

So this benefactor is a typical winner in life who is young and handsome. In fact, writing this way can also show a clear contrast with Lian Gushan.

In this article, Li Lesheng does not intend to deliberately write a tragedy.Although judging from the current outline and character settings, it is not a cool article, but it is not a cool article and there are routines that are not a cool article, so this is actually an inspirational article-well, this is doubtful.

In Li Lesheng's crude idea, this is a story about a trash who has passed through in vain, struggling in the entertainment industry. As for the ending, there is actually no need for an ending, even if it is written in the middle, it means nothing. it came out.

In fact, this is not an allusion to Li Lesheng himself.