Natsume Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow

Natsume Meow patted the table, and said righteously: "Master Dazai is a rare and kind boss, how many people can't get a job with a handsome guy like Mr. Dazai, and there are still people who don't know what to do and despise Mr. Dazai. I don't want to be Dazai-sama's subordinate!"

Dazai supported his head, his eyes beckoning her to continue.

Natsume Miaomiao touched her conscience, took a deep breath, and said a lot of rainbow farts without panting, "It is my honor, Natsume Miaomiao, to work with such a unique and unique person as Dazai-sama. There are tens of thousands of people in this world, only Dazai-sama is different, you are the third beauty in this world."

Pervert absolutely!In the gap between Rainbow Fart Dazai, she complained about him in her heart.

Dazai asked curiously: "What are the first two stunning looks? Can they be compared with me?"

Natsume Miaomiao was stunned for a moment, then responded quickly: "Grilled fish and glutinous rice chicken!"

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, green mackerel is indeed the third kind of beauty after grilled fish and glutinous rice chicken." Zhong also let out a burst of laughter regardless of his image, he can see Dazai's jokes, he is definitely not in the middle of the original will be absent!

"What's so funny about you limp slug with tentacles!"

"How am I like a slug?! Are you blind?"

"How am I like a green mackerel?! Are you mentally retarded?"

Do you want to take this opportunity to run?Natsume Meow Mew hesitated for a few seconds.

The two people quarreled more and more fiercely. Most people in Hong Kong and Heilongjiang were used to the meaningless quarrels between these two young cadres from time to time. They were very curious when they saw each other for the first time, but when they quarreled as soon as they met, they could meet five people in a week. When he was arguing every time, it was nothing unusual.

It is indeed very puzzling that these two people can become partners.

Natsume Miaomiao observed the situation from the corner of her eye, stood up cautiously, and crossed the chair very lightly with her cat's body.She hunched over, with her hands tucked in front of her chest, like a groundhog walking upright.

I took one step, two steps, why can't I walk anymore?

Dazai hooked her collar, dragged her to the chair, sat down, and looked fiercely at Kazuya across the table.

"Are you saying he looks like a slug?"

"Is he like a mackerel?"

Natsume Miaomiao said with a dry smile, "You two have a pretty good relationship."

Dazai and Chuya both turned their heads and looked at her fiercely, "Me? Have a good relationship with him? Are you blind?"

Natsume Miaomiao smashed the jar, and broke away from Dazai's hand holding her shoulder, "Hey, I'm blind, I'm blind, you two continue."

She cupped her hands and stepped back, "I'm leaving!"

So tired, I have a naive boss and a naive task target.

***

The sound of knocking on the wall in the next room came as expected. She lifted the quilt and took out the cell phone hidden inside. There were twelve missed calls, all of which were from Dazai.

When Dazai returned from his mission, her leisurely life was gone.The phone rang, and she answered it feebly, but Osamu Dazai's annoying voice made her face wrinkle into a ball of disgust.

"Meow~chan, I want to eat crabs."

Natsume Miaomiao said indifferently to Dazai's happy and lively voice: "Now is not the season to eat crabs."

"Oh." The phone hung up.

Natsume Meow raised her hand, she couldn't help but wanted to drop the phone.Halfway through the action of throwing the phone, she withdrew her hand.

Forget it, the mobile phone bought with 50 years’ salary in advance is not easy to come by.

On the first day of becoming Dazai's subordinate, he pretended to go to the accounting office to draw up a list, and calculated the losses of the port mafia caused by direct, indirect, or reasons that had nothing to do with her during this period.After calculating how long she worked for the gangsters in Hong Kong before she could repay the money, she concluded that she would need to work for the port mafia for 50 years in order to make up for the loss.

What black heart enterprise, she will go to the Industrial and Commercial Bureau to report anonymously!Not only employing child labor, but also cruelly depriving child labor of their wages.

Apart from black, Natsume Meow can't think of any adjectives to describe the Port Mafia.

It's better to complete the task as soon as possible, pat your ass and leave, and leave this black-hearted enterprise.

She made a plan without any logic. Of course, the starting point of the mission is our mission object, Mr. Chuya Zhongyuan, who is careless and loses his wallet.

She rummaged in the drawer for a while and found Chuya Nakahara's wallet that she got at Mori Ogai's office that day.

She checked this wallet online, it is a limited edition of the K family, it is sold for a limited time, and the price is very high, usually even if you have money, you can't buy it.

After getting the wallet, she hasn't checked it carefully yet.

There were a few scattered bank cards in the wallet, and Zhongyuan Zhongye generously told her the password of the bank card. According to the salary of Zhongyuan Zhongzai in Hong Kong and the limited edition wallets that can be purchased, one thing can be learned:

That means she is rich!You no longer have to worry about running out of money, you can drop your phone wantonly!

There wasn't much change in the wallet, most of it was whole money. Apart from the bank card and some money, there was no clue in the whole wallet.

After Dazai came back, her time in contact with Nakahara Chuya was greatly reduced.If he contacts another cadre in front of Dazai, a narrow-minded boss, he will definitely write it down in his small notebook secretly, and settle the score later.

She raised her head, looked at the empty ceiling, and hooked her fingers.

"Miss Monster, I want to ask you for a favor."

The monster hanging on the ceiling was a little surprised. She was half stuck in the ceiling, with a smiley mask on her face, and her light green hair fell all the way to the carpet.

During the many days when the empty house moved into the new owner, she played pranks many times, but the new owner walked through her body as if he couldn't see her.

She was still lost for a while, and she was another ordinary person who couldn't see her existence.

So lonely, really lonely.

But now things suddenly changed, the new owner of this room could see her.

She slowly came down from the ceiling, rushed towards her with teeth and claws, and shouted angrily: "You hateful human, dare to lie to me!!"

"Sure enough, humans are the most annoying! I want to eat you!"

The long light green hair wound up from the chair, tied her to the chair, the ends of the hair trembled twice, and wrapped around her neck.

Natsume Miaomiao glanced at her head and said helplessly, "Can you listen to me well?"

In this world, there are monsters in every corner, and they live under the eyes of human beings.Most people cannot see monsters, but there are also a small number of people who are born with different types, and can see monsters that ordinary people cannot see with a pair of eyes.

Natsume Meow Meow is like this.

When she was a child, she still couldn't tell the difference between monsters and ordinary people. In the eyes of ordinary people, she was a weird and ominous person, and she had few friends.

The children thought she was a liar, always talking about someone in the empty air.

Later, she learned to behave well, and she would carefully distinguish what is a human and what is a demon different from a human.

In the face of monsters, she can also pretend that they don't exist without changing her face.Monsters are very lonely creatures. They are lonely and lonely, which is probably the price of having a long life.

Once it is found that humans can see it, it will follow you, curious and cautious.

The curving hair stopped climbing up, and Miss Youkai sat on the desk with her legs crossed, in a bold and unrestrained posture, not caring that she was wearing a skirt at all.

"Say what you want to say quickly." She licked her mouth with her tongue and said impatiently, "I'll eat you after I finish speaking!"

She moved closer to her, and touched her face with her white fingers, "You smell delicious, and the smell is a little familiar."

"Who do you look like?" She murmured.

A ray of light suddenly shot into her mind, peeling off the thick fog, and she remembered who she looked like.

"Ah, ah, that woman who punched me!"

"Hate, hate, hate. I'm going to eat you!"

Yokai usually have moody tempers and cannot control their emotions.

Natsume Miaomiao didn't know when she untied her hair, grabbed the mask on the monster's face, and pressed it on the table.

A golden formation appeared on the ground, and several invisible lines came out of the formation, firmly restraining Miss Monster.

She kept struggling, and cracks appeared in the smile mask she wore on her face.

Natsume Miaomiao opened a bottle of soda and squatted next to her, "I just want to ask you for a favor? It's not like you won't get paid, why are you so aggressive?"

"Ahhhhhhh, hateful human beings."

She took a sip of soda and hiccupped comfortably, "This is the demon-binding array I drew with blood, you can't break free."

"Cunning human being, I don't even know when you drew the formation!" Miss Youkai roared angrily.

Natsume Meow Meow smiled, "That's when Miss Youkai was sleeping on the ceiling. You slept so soundly that your saliva dripped onto my desk!"

Under the mask that Natsume Miaomiao couldn't see, she blushed strangely.It's so disgusting, the drooling scene was actually seen by a human being, did he eat the human directly or cut it up and then eat it.

"Humans are cunning! Why do you ask me to help? I will help you, but you let me go." Once you let me go, I will eat you, stinky human!Miss Monster thought to herself.

"make a deal."

She stretched out her hand, took a fruit-cutting knife from the table, cut a finger lightly, and a few drops of blood leaked out.

Swiped and pulled the formation with his fingers a few times, closed his palms and said, "Broken—"

The formation that imprisoned the monster disappeared, and Miss Youkai flew over, but Natsume Miaomiao hit the mask with a punch.

The cracks on the mask were getting bigger and bigger, and the whole mask was broken into pieces and fell off.

Monsters that can have a human form are generally not weak in monster power, and their level is above the middle level.

Miss Yokai is very beautiful, her skin is snow-white, and even her eyebrows are white, which is very in line with the settings of a monster. Her eyes are the same green as her hair, like buds just emerging from spring trees.

She covered her head with tears in her eyes, "It hurts, hurts, hurts!"

Natsume Meow shrugged, "I stretched out my fist subconsciously, who made you want to attack me!"

Miss Youkai cast her embarrassing eyes around, "Oh hehehehe, how can I, Biying, be such a person, it must be a little girl, you misunderstood!"

"Hehe." Natsume Meow sneered.

Biying cleared her throat and floated leisurely, "What do you want me to do for you?"

"You help me watch someone."

"Then what do I get paid?"

Natsume Meow pointed at the cake she put on the table, "Half the cake for you."

"You want to drive monsters with just half the cake?!" What kind of dream does this human being have?

Natsume Miaomiao stretched out her hand, "That's it, then you first give me back the cake that ate me earlier, you greedy lady monster."

Biying floated in front of the cake, and angrily stuffed half of her reward into her mouth, "Whoever sees who, tell me quickly!"

"Port mafia officer—"