Natsume Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow

Chapter 1 Where is my wallet?

Today, Kinomoto's dinner is toast pizza.

The aroma floated along the kitchen to the cat house next to the balcony, and the Sanhua cat gave a "meow" sound, flapping its nimble paws.The scent forced it to open its eyes, and it followed the scent all the way to find the place where the scent came from.

Momoya Kinomoto wore an apron with a cartoon cat printed on it, which was somewhat similar to the three-colored cat on the ground.

He stretched out his hand, grabbed it by the back of the neck, and ruthlessly drove it out of the kitchen.This cat that Sakura picked up in the haystack a month ago is really strange, except that it looks like a cat, its living habits are completely different from ordinary cats.

If it can lie down, it will never move, very lazy.

The Sanhua cat kept meowing "Meow Meow Meow". As soon as Sakura came downstairs, she heard the Sanhua cat's aggrieved cry. She picked up the cat and stared at Momoya with a puffy face.

"Oni-chan is annoying, always bullying Mr. Cat."

This three-colored cat, Sakura named it Uncle Cat, inspired by her guardian animal Xiaoke.

Xiao Ke didn't like this new family member very much. Who told this stinky cat to jump up when he saw him the first time, and caught him like a mouse.

Normally this stinky cat would lie in its litter, basking in the sun, served by Sakura and the others like a grandpa.

That's why Xiao Ke named it "Uncle Cat".

Taoya put the dinner on the table, glanced at the cat whose eye sockets were clearly in Sakura's arms, and snorted coldly, "Will it be bullied?"

Shrewd as hell, where does he look like a cat?

Taoya glanced at Sanhuamao inadvertently, paused in the movements of her hands, and muttered softly, "This is a fat cat."

Kinomoto Fujitaka, who was carrying a briefcase, had just left work. As a professor of history at Tahe University, it was rare for him to leave work so early.

The cat uncle jumped out of Sakura's arms with a "meow", and came to the door in two or three steps, and said hello to Fujitaka who had just entered the door.

Fujitaka bent down and gently stroked its back, rubbing its head, the feeling of being stroked was really wonderful.

Taoya finally cooked the meal, the cat uncle quickly pulled out its exclusive eating bowl from the side of the cat nest, and moved it to Taoya's feet.

It couldn't wait a long time ago, and the aroma of toasted pizza made it almost drooling.

This is another difference between Uncle Cat and ordinary cats. He does not eat cat food, and the food he eats every day is exactly the same as that of Kinomoto's family.

This surprised the Kinomoto family who had never raised a cat before. So cats are so easy to feed?Not to mention that this cat also eats by itself.

It wiped its hands on the towel next to it in a very ritualistic sense. When the cat’s paws were about to touch the toast pizza, the whole picture stopped for a moment, the clock on the wall stopped moving, and Taoya’s hand was suspended because of the stillness of time. up in the air.

She growled in her heart, "Dog, can't you let me finish eating?"

Mechanical electronic sounds sounded in her head.

[Host, you have been passive and sabotage for a week. If you don’t collect all the “Magical Boy’s Blessings”, you will be unable to control your abilities for the rest of your life, and you will change from a cat back to a human. 】

She didn't care, and said lazily: "The cat is very good. It can eat, drink, be served, and be stroked. Being a cat is pretty good. I don't want to be a human anymore."

The electronic sound fluctuated strangely, and he was a little speechless for this master who did not seek to make progress.

[The task is mandatory, the host is required to actively complete the task. 】

If she could move, she must roll her eyes at this moment.

On her birthday, a woman who claimed to be an "automatic note doll" sent her a letter. The color of the envelope was beautiful lavender, and there was a faint scent of violet flowers on it.

Open the envelope, the letter inside is only briefly written: Let's go on the road with expectations!

At the end of the envelope is a simple smiley face.

She put the letter in her pocket casually. On the night when the strange woman left, she lost control of her abilities and couldn't change from a cat form back to a human after trying all night.

A week after becoming a three-flowered cat and being unable to turn back into a human, a strange electronic sound drilled into her mind, and she claimed to be a "supernatural teaching system" numbered "89757".

This weird system forces her to collect "Magic Boy's Wishes", and only after collecting "Magic Boy's Wishes" can she master her abilities, and the system can also teach her to successfully complete its mission and leave her mind.

Magic a wool, she believes there will be a ghost!

After being forced by the system to complete several missions, she realized that this "89757" let you enter the mission is completely mandatory and cannot be refused.

More importantly, this "power teaching system" is useless except for being noisy.

Not even a golden finger.

She sighed, "Hey, what task to complete, I don't even have the gold finger written in Mary Su's novel, what can I use to complete the task."

"89757" was silent for a while, and finally spoke, and the steady mechanical voice finally had a wave.

[Becoming Meow Meow is your biggest golden finger. 】

[Because no one can refuse Meow Meow. 】

What a great golden finger, turning into a cat is obviously her own ability.As the saying goes, if a man is unreliable, the system is also unreliable.

The picture in front of her was a little fragmented and distorted. She stared at the toast pizza in the bowl and struggled: "Let me take a bite, just one bite."

"89757" refused very ruthlessly, and the electronic sound did not vibrate.

[No, in order to prevent the host from continuing to slow down, the task will start immediately. 】

She still struggled, and continued: "It will be cold when I get back."

"89757" was a little speechless.

[After completing the task, you will return to the time period you left, and the toast pizza will be exactly the same as when you left. 】

【The host please don't worry too much. 】

A white light flashed, causing her to close her eyes, and the steady electronic voice began to introduce the mission without emotion.

[Main task: Where is my wallet? 】

【Mr. ****’s wallet has been missing mysteriously recently. Whether he puts the wallet on his body or hides it at home, the wallet will disappear out of thin air. Mr. **** is very rich, and his salary is very high. Although the money in the lost wallet is not much for him, he is very distressed. 】

【Mr. **** found that as long as he went to work in ***, his wallet would disappear, but when he was on a business trip, the wallet would stay in his pocket. 】

[The location of the missing wallet is locked near the *** where Mr. **** works. It may be lost by Mr. **** unintentionally, or it may be done by a shameless "thief". 】

[Any wallet may be Mr. ****'s lost wallet. 】

[Oh, poor Mr. ****, Mr. **** who always loses his wallet, he is so kind that he often loses his wallet. 】

[Ask the stupid host to help the kind-hearted Mr. **** find the wallet, and solve the mystery of Mr. ****'s missing wallet. 】

Smile, can she complain to this dog system for physically attacking her?

[Task: Find Mr. ****'s wallet and solve the mystery of the wallet's disappearance. 】

[Reward: Magic Boy's Blessing Fragment x1]

[Sub-quests:? ? ? 】

【mission rewards:? ? ? ? 】

Hearing these unexplained mission information, she couldn't help cursing inwardly, this bastard blurred important information every time, making her eyes dim, and she had to explore everything by herself.

What other use does this system have besides publishing missions? It doesn't have cheats, and it doesn't know how to be cute. Why does this kind of system become a "supernatural teaching system".

Because it is not human?

The white light finally disappeared, and she felt that her bones were growing rapidly. She opened her eyes, shook her arms, saw the birthmark on her wrist, her pupils constricted, and she began to call the system.

"Dog, get out and explain to me!"

The cold electronic sound has no ups and downs.

[The host please do not modify the name of "89757" at will, the "Magical Boy's Blessing Fragment" is not enough, the host does not have permission to modify the name of "89757". 】

She took a deep breath, "What's going on, why does this world use my body?"

The previous mission worlds all used the identities found by the system, but this mission world is her body.

[This world is the host's world, but the timeline is different. In order to better allow the host to complete the task, I chose your body. 】

She calmed down and asked, "What time is this and where am I now."

[XX year. XX month. XX day, Yokohama. 】

Two people cannot exist at the same time in the same place at the same time, so she seemed to have just had a conflict with that person at this time, and hid with her cousin to a relative's house in the countryside, staying for nearly two years before leaving.

She was relieved, at least she didn't have to face her former self.She in the past doesn't have to suddenly worry about meeting her in the future.

She first observed her surroundings. She was located in a narrow alley, and there were flies flying on the rubbish pile next to her. The "buzzing" made her upset.

The thought of pizza toast, which she might not have for a while, made her even more irritable.Damn the system, don't come early, don't come late, and force her to do tasks when she is about to eat.

She couldn't help but point her middle finger at the sky, the dog is a real dog.

A low groan came from the corner of the alley, and the man's weak voice trembled, "I don't dare, I don't dare anymore, please forgive me, I will definitely pay the protection fee on time in the future."

"sheep"?

A group of gangsters roaming around Yokohama?

She had heard the name of this group before, and it used to be a low-level underworld force. The underage force led by the "King of Sheep" was quite famous in Yokohama.

Later, I don’t know what happened, the “King of Sheep” left the “Sheep”, what can a bunch of underage guys do, and gradually they became a group of low-ranking gangsters, doing things outside the sphere of influence of Hong Kong gangsters to collect protection fees, plus Something sneaky.

Sneaky?It must be normal for these gangsters to steal things, maybe they have stolen Mr. ****'s wallet?Maybe it was such a coincidence that she managed to find the wallet as soon as she arrived, halfway through the task.

She rolled up her sleeves, and found two wine bottles in the trash in disgust.

She took a few steps, and met the eyes of the man who was beaten by several people against the corner.She whistled frivolously, and the crisp whistle made several "sheep" members stunned.

The wine bottle in her left hand was thrown out, hitting the head of the silver-haired man with his back to her.

Before the silver-haired cub could react, she said, "Hey, how can I be missing from doing bad things."

"Shirase, are you alright?" the pink-haired girl standing next to him asked quickly.

She turned her head and looked fiercely at the crazy woman who suddenly dropped a wine bottle, "Who are you! How dare you go against 'sheep'!"

She threw the wine bottle in her hand and then caught it, caught it and threw it again, and so on.

She glanced playfully at the members of the angry "sheep", and said with a smile:

"Who am I? My wife is your mother."

"Do you know who I am now?"

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I, the villain, am super fierce!

A nightmare made Rei Atobe suddenly awaken the memory of her previous life

It turned out that she was disguised as the supporting role of the villain.

In order to survive, she endured humiliation and swallowed her anger.

But the sudden awakening of supernatural power made her mind awakened.

Extraordinary ability-all ghosts obey orders!

Destroy the world!

A new storm has emerged

I, Rei Atobe, the villain!

Across Yahara, Yokohama was blown up, and Ikebukuro was blown up

Make real wine and cultivate believers to bloom everywhere!

Gan!It's so cool to be the villain!

Wait, those people are not quite right, how did I become your little one, big baby?

Get out, I'm a villain, super fierce!

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Hi, what, go to sleep!

Yumeno Ying, an information dealer who just opened an information office in Yokohama.

Ability - indescribable dream.

In order to live, she has stolen the dreams of many people, including:

The bandage man fights the yellow dog spirit, and both sides suffer.

Wearing underpants for secondary illness saves the world.

He sacrificed his life for the country and never forgot his undercover career.

Not enough rice leads to blackening and destroying the universe.

……

Wait, why is there still a spring dream.

The unsatisfactory suffering in life disappears in the dream.

In the dream, there is a peaceful and prosperous world, a loving father and filial son, and a happy family.

There are also dead he, she, and it.

She prefers to call herself a dream builder rather than a dream stealer.

But the dream master, who had been stolen by her to obtain information, didn't think so.

Dream owner: I seem to have seen this sister somewhere?

Meng Yeying: Loved, but no jade.

Dream owner: It's you!The old thief who broke into the dream and stole my dream!

Yumeno Ying: I admitted the wrong person^_^

If everything can be done again, she just wants to say:

The long night is long, why not dream.

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[Comprehensive Curse Return Battle] The First Comedian

Chiyo Ogino, who wanted to be the "No. [-] idol", went astray and became the "No. [-] comedian".

Although they are all No. [-], the gap between idols and comedians is not a star.

Originally thought that after being exclusively signed by Hong Kong gangsters, she would be able to get rid of the title of "No. [-] comedian", but she didn't expect that her path would become more and more forked.

If she could do it all over again, she must not have been invited to perform rakugo at the Hong Kong Black Anniversary, so that she would not be signed by the Hong Kong Black, and completely embark on a funny road of no return.

Her wish is "No. [-] idol" not "No. [-] comedian" Hey!

The ceiling of the magic power held her shoulders and said with a smile: "This is very good, the two firsts will join forces."

Ogino Chiyo rewarded him with the word "roll", "I don't believe that a man with a badminton hairstyle is the best in the world."

No man can shake her boss's number one position in her heart.

Not to mention, Ogino Chiyo continued to lobby "Yokohama Diva" to debut with her.

In this way, maybe she can still save her from the title of "Number One Comedian".

An entertainer who doesn't want to be the "No. [-] idol" is not a good comedian!

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