The school grass is jealous

Shi Heng: "..."

Uncle Zhang was stunned for a moment, a little surprised: "Hey, what's the matter, did I call you wrong? Could it be that I... I was too old to admit my mistake?" After speaking, he looked at Shi Heng, wanting to ask for an answer.

Lu Chenxing was even more surprised, and also looked at Shi Heng: "What do you mean?? You already have a young lady???"

"..." Shi Heng was silent for a moment, "Get in the car first."

After getting in the car, Lu Chenxing grabbed his arm and asked nervously: "You are only under 17 years old, are you married? Or do you already have a fiancée? Are you engaged to her? Is it from a rich family? Bai Fumei? Why don't you speak...Oh my god, she must be pregnant, so you must marry with a child!?"

Shi Heng: "...don't talk nonsense."

The more Lu Chenxing thought about it, the more shocked he became: "So this is a wealthy family!? Is this your inescapable fate!?"

Uncle Zhang saw that the misunderstanding was getting bigger and bigger, so he quickly helped to explain: "No, no, I won't be pregnant. It's a boy. He looks pretty and cute. It looks a bit like you, so I admitted my mistake."

Lu Chenxing grabbed his hair in despair: "So I'm just a stand-in!?"

You are too much! !Fortunately, I blamed myself for using you as a substitute! !It turned out that I was the poor and unloved substitute! !I want to get off! !I will never play with you again! ! !

Shi Heng sighed, rubbed his temples helplessly, covered Lu Chenxing's mouth, and played out the previous phone recording.

——"Then what should I call me? Do you want to call me Young Madam, hahahahaha."

Lu Chenxing: "..."

I seem to have heard this recording... the next morning when I was drunk.

Yes, this is what I said.

After the truth came out, instead of being embarrassed, Lu Chenxing felt a little relieved.

It turned out that Shi Heng did not have a real young wife, and he was not a substitute. Shi Heng's young wife was not impregnated by him, and Shi Heng had never touched anyone else. Shi Heng still liked himself very much, which is okay. ...

Shi Heng turned off the recording and looked at him: "Do you remember?"

Lu Chenxing blushed a little, and nodded in shame: "Well, I forgot just now, I'm sorry."

Hearing this, Uncle Zhang also understood what happened: "Oh, so I didn't admit my mistake. Hey, really, I was quite embarrassed just now, fortunately, fortunately."

Shi Heng: "Uncle Zhang, pay attention to the road."

Besides, it was terrible, I talked too much in the car that day, and even insisted that I was a girl or something in order to prove that I was a little sun... All the things that I couldn't let him know were cut off by myself, If Uncle Zhang said something more, I would have wasted so much effort in screening.

Knowing what Shi Heng meant, Uncle Zhang replied with a smile: "Okay, I won't talk anymore. Just ask about the destination. Do you guys still go directly to the young master's house tonight?"

Lu Chenxing's ears perked up: "Play?? Have you brought people home to 'play' before?? 'Play' what???"

Shi Heng: "..."

Uncle Zhang realized that he might have said the wrong thing again, and quickly said: "Ah, isn't it today? I'm sorry, young master... No, no, I'm sorry, classmate."

Shi Heng had no choice but to call up the recording again, so that this extremely forgetful little idiot could listen carefully to what he said before, "it will be fun".

After listening, Lu Chenxing's face became even redder, and he thought that this meant "playing" in the true sense. Just now, he thought he was going to "play" at home for some special play...

Shi Heng: "I don't remember."

Lu Chenxing was ashamed: "I'm sorry, I forgot again that I said it."

Shi Heng smiled and rubbed his hair: "Tell Uncle Zhang the address of your home."

After listening to Lu Chenxing's address and setting up the navigation, Uncle Zhang concentrated on driving and stopped talking.

"What did you just say?" Shi Heng pinched his earlobe, narrowed his eyes, and said in a dangerous tone, "You said I'm married? Have a fiancée? Engaged? Is that why you miss me? "

Lu Chenxing knew he was in the wrong, so he didn't dare to push his hands away. He could only hold on to his pants tightly, resisting the itching of his earlobes, and muttered in a low voice: "I, I, I forgot just now."

Shi Heng continued to pinch his earlobe. Seeing him trembling from being pinched, he was in a good mood, but he refused to let go: "What are you talking about, pregnant? Tell me, how can I make others Pregnant?"

Lu Chenxing's eyes dodged: "That's right, just do it normally."

Shi Heng: "Do you think I did that kind of thing?"

Lu Chenxing lowered his head, his ears were red like blood: "No, no, woo woo, don't ask me, and don't mess with me, it's so itchy..."

Uncle Zhang: "???" What are you doing? ?Where is itching? ?Why is it itchy? ?what are they doing? ? ?I can't even look in the rearview mirror! !

Shi Heng's eyes were dark, and he said in a hoarse voice, "You're so sensitive."

Uncle Zhang: "!!!" Oh my god!The young master's coquettish words are too slippery!When did you learn it!I can't usually see it!

Although Lu Chenxing was so ashamed that he was about to explode, perhaps because the other party was Shi Heng, he was willing to endure it for a while, and was willing to let the other party take revenge and calm down, so he followed his words and said, "I don't know why... it's very I'm afraid of tickle... am I stupid..."

"Not stupid," Shi Heng put down his hands, comforting softly with meaning, "It's pretty good."

Lu Chenxing pouted: "I don't believe it, you must have said that on purpose to please me."

Shi Heng: "It's really good, I didn't lie to you."

Uncle Zhang: "..." It's okay to be ticklish!Being able to respond to the other party is a trait that can't be met... But this little boy's personality is really too soft!It turns out that the young master really likes the cute one! !

Having said that, this little boy has been bullied like this now, and he can already predict how he will be tossed about by the young master in the future.

Alas, I suddenly feel a little worried for the little boy, the young master has such good physical strength, yet he is so black-bellied...

No, I'm just a driver of the young master's family. I should be on the side of the young master, and I shouldn't care so much, just let it be.

After figuring it out, Uncle Zhang hummed a happy song.

After driving for a while, the car arrived at the intersection where Lu Chenxing's house was located.However, it was already too late, a few of the dim street lights were extinguished, all the small shops on the street were closed, and there was no one on the road.

Lu Chenxing got out of the car and waved his hands: "Bye, I'm leaving. Thank you, Uncle Zhang."

Shi Heng: "Do you dare to go, it's so dark."

Lu Chenxing took a look: "It's okay, anyway, I often walk this way."

Shi Heng smiled: "Just after going to the haunted house, you dare to walk such a dark road by yourself, how brave you are."

Lu Chenxing: "..."

Shi Heng: "Why don't you leave?"

Lu Chenxing looked at him awkwardly: "Uh..."

Shi Heng achieved his goal and was in a good mood, he opened the car door and got off: "I'll take you home."

Uncle Zhang looked around, trying to find a parking space to park: "Then why don't I go too, or when the young master comes back alone—"

"No, Uncle Zhang, I'm fine," Shi Heng interrupted, "Just wait here, I'll call if I need anything."

Uncle Zhang quickly said, "Okay, okay."

After the two walked away, Uncle Zhang slapped his forehead suddenly: Oh my god, my brain!That was the time for young couples to be alone. What would I do as a middle-aged uncle? Is it because I hate that the top of my head is not sparse enough to be a light bulb!

The two walked side by side on the road, their shadows stretched out by the street lights.

"Thank you," Lu Chenxing scratched his head, "I have already troubled you to take me here, but in the end I have to trouble you to take me home personally."

"Well, if you put it that way, it seems to be quite troublesome," Shi Heng smiled, "but it's not troublesome if the person who wants to send it is you."

Lu Chenxing's face suddenly turned a little red, and he quickly lowered his head to look at his toes: "Oh."

...he is so kind and so special to me.

Shi Heng: "Is your mother at home?"

Lu Chenxing shook his head: "No, she's at home...at most half a week in a month, usually not."

Shi Heng: "Can I take you upstairs?"

Lu Chenxing looked at him with bright eyes: "Is it okay?"

Shi Heng's eyes bent: "Let's go."

Lu Chenxing felt that Shi Heng was getting more and more handsome, especially when he smiled, he was gentle and good-looking.Seeing him smile makes me feel better.

No wonder so many girls like him, he is so good, who can not like him.

...do I like it too?

But he is a man, and so am I.

But it seems that it doesn't matter even if they are all men. It's not that they can't get married, but they can't have children. If it doesn't work, they can adopt one, or directly sponsor a whole children's welfare home or something...

Will his parents accept me?Will my mother accept him?Can we get into the same university?Will he always be so nice to me?

……

After thinking about it for a while, I arrived at the door of the house.

"Here, it's here," Lu Chenxing took out the key to open the door, "Thank you, you are willing to send me back."

With the light of the corridor, Shi Heng noticed that his ears were particularly red, and his cheeks were also a little flushed, and he didn't know if it was because he had just walked for a while, or because he seemed to think of something shameful.

Shi Heng smiled: "Good night."

As soon as Lu Chenxing opened the door, he saw Lu Xi rushing out with a notebook in his arms, shouting while rushing: "Brother, I have art class again today, and I drew a picture for you and the boss!!"

Lu Chenxing: "?"

"..." Shi Heng paused, then took two steps back.

Lu Xi: "Hurry up! Show it to you! I think my drawing is special—"

Just as the notebook in Lu Xi's hand was stretched halfway, Shi Heng also appeared at the door of the house. She paused for three seconds, then hid the notebook behind her back, pretending to be nonchalant and started to back up.

Shi Heng: "What painting?"

Lu Xi pretended to be stupid, but she didn't stop walking backwards: "What? How can there be a painting? What painting? Nothing! It's an illusion!"

Lu Chenxing: "..."

"Wait," Lu Xi suddenly realized something, and quickly moved back to the door, looking at Lu Chenxing in surprise, "Why did you come back together!?"

Lu Chenxing: "I dare not leave, he sent me back."

Lu Xi suddenly realized, and winked: "Oh~~So that's the case~~"

Lu Chenxing patted her on the head: "Don't think about it! We went to the haunted house today! It's too scary for me to go! I'm not looking for an excuse to let him take me home!"

...God!It seems that he is really looking for an excuse to let him take me home!Because I'm actually not that scared! !

Shi Heng: "What is the painting, can I have a look at it?"

Lu Xi scratched her head: "It's pretty ugly, I'm too embarrassed to let you see it, lest you get angry."

Lu Chenxing: "??? Aren't you afraid that I'll be angry if you draw ugly??"

Shi Heng smiled: "Don't worry, I don't get angry as easily as your brother."

Lu Chenxing: "???" Why! !One and two are aimed at me! !Obviously I am the first protagonist of this conversation! !

"Then show it to you." Lu Xi blushed, and handed out the book timidly, "It's so shameful, don't hit me after reading it, I'm just a beginner."

Lu Chenxing took it, and under Shi Heng's gaze, opened the first page.

……

Draw two frogs.

Lu Chenxing: "?"

Seeing Lu Chenxing looking at her in surprise, Lu Xi realized something, and quickly added: "The third page, the third page, not the first page, how could I draw you two as frogs!!"

Lu Chenxing turned two more pages, and finally saw the painting that Lu Xi said——

They were two boys in No. [-] Middle School uniforms.

Hugging and kissing.