The school grass is jealous

Pigeon: Hello everyone!Old-fashioned and not many people ask questions, but I just like to write "Husband and Wife Sexuality xx Question" is here again!

Lu Chenxing: What is xx asking?Isn't it normal to write a number?

Gege: Because I don't know how many problems there will be in the end, I just use xx instead.

Lu Chenxing: Why do you like to write this?

Gege: Because I have always hoped to chat with you, at this moment my hands are still shaking with excitement.

Lu Chenxing: Why is there not much——

Pigeon: Stop!This is your session, why are you asking me questions? ?

Shi Heng: Reciprocity, there is nothing wrong.

Pigeon: Good, good. (Inner OS: I feel chilly, is it because I pissed off his boyfriend?)

Shi Heng: Quickly start.

Pigeon: Obedience! (Inner OS: How fierce! Why does it look different from the text! It feels like a buyer's show and a seller's show!)

1,

Gege: The questioners are "Huanbao Bajiao" and "Jun Shuangying", what is your favorite pose?What pose is the coolest?

Shi Heng: What do you like.

Lu Chenxing: I... (The pinnae of the ear gradually turned red, I didn't expect such a hot question to come up) I don't know, you can tell me first.

Shi Heng: Don’t tell me, try them all that night, and then compare them.

Lu Chenxing: (Erkang hands) No!No!I got it now! !I like...well, the position that is relatively convenient for kissing.

Shi Heng: Really.

Lu Chenxing: (with chills down the spine) Yes, yes.

Shi Heng: (touching the table lightly with fingertips) Last time on the desk in your room, you said you liked the most.

Lu Chenxing:! ?

Shi Heng: Do you need to remind me again.

Lu Chenxing: (yelling with a blushing face) Okay! !I just love sitting from the back and facing each other! !And I sit on it and move it myself! !Why don't I just say it! !That's it! ! !

Gege: (trying to hold back her aunt's smile) It's all right, don't be shy, just say it's fine, everyone likes to see you look ashamed when you tell the truth.

Lu Chenxing:?

Gege: Heck, what about Heng's answer then?

Shi Heng: I will like anything that makes him comfortable.

Lu Chenxing: (beep softly) You are talking nonsense, you obviously like it and make me cry.

2,

Gege: The questioner is "echo.", do you use small props?

Shi Heng: I haven't used it yet, but I will probably use it in the future.

Lu Chenxing: Impossible, I don't want to use it in the future, it's so scary, the one in the video is special——(The voice stops abruptly)

Shi Heng: Have you seen that kind of video?

Lu Chenxing: (looks dodged) Well, didn't I find some of them before, that's when I read them.

Shi Heng: Let me tell you what you have used.

Lu Chenxing: Nothing special, they are all the ones displayed in the self-service shop for sex toys.

Shi Heng: (Squinting his eyes) Have you seen what is displayed in self-service stores?

Lu Chenxing: (panicked) No, I saw it accidentally while passing by. I only saw it from a distance and left without looking carefully.

Shi Heng: You know how to use it just by looking at it?

Lu Chenxing: ...

Gege: (stroking his non-existent beard) Although he always behaves awesomely, every time he is dishonest in front of the other party, he will definitely be exposed.

Lu Chenxing: (whispering) He will still be cleaned up.

3,

Gege: The person who asked the question is "delicate body, soft and sweet o", what is the most exciting trick?

Lu Chenxing: (gas explosion) Can't we ask a normal question!Must make me feel ashamed to explode!Is your taste too heavy?

Pigeon: Please answer positively.

Shi Heng: Our answer should be the same. I answered for him, as he said in chapter 12.

Pigeon: Could it be tied up and hung——

Lu Chenxing: Hush!Don't spoil the kids!

Gege: It sounds the same as the default... Ahem, can I ask when it happened?The text didn’t happen, it was a pity that the foreshadowing was not filled in.

Lu Chenxing: Not long after he was in college, he would write about it in Fanwai. At that time, he became jealous again.

Shi Heng: (calmly) I'm not that jealous, it's an excuse to have sex with you.

Lu Chenxing: Don't be brave, you are the most dishonest one. At that time, your eyes were as if you were going to kill me on the spot, and I became hard on the spot.

Shi Heng: ...you didn't tell me this.

Lu Chenxing: I'm telling you now, so - do you want to try again tonight?elder brother?

4,

Gege: The questioner is "Jun Shuangying", will you go to the same university?

Lu Chenxing: Yes, we must be together, and before the results of the college entrance examination come out, we have already made a cohabitation plan after college.

Shi Heng: Well, he hopes that he can see me every day when he opens his eyes.

Lu Chenxing: (humming twice) Why do you only talk about me, as if you don't want to see me.

Shi Heng: I also want to see you before going to sleep.

Lu Chenxing: ...Why did you drive suddenly? I don't want to see you before I go to bed. If I see you, I won't be able to sleep well.

Shi Heng: (Gentle) Next time you can try to cover your eyes.

Lu Chenxing:? ? ?

5,

Pigeon: The questioner is "Jun Shuangying", where will you get married?

Lu Chenxing: I haven't thought about this problem yet, it's a bit early.In short, it must be a wedding that I will never forget. It must be held in the most beautiful place, invite the best and closest friends, and then get the most sincere blessings from everyone, and more importantly - the person I will marry. It must be him.

Shi Heng: I wrote it down.

Lu Chenxing: Hey, don't just memorize, where's your answer?

Shi Heng: I don't have an answer, but I will accompany you wherever you want to go, accompany you to do whatever you want to do, and give you the grandest wedding beyond your expectations.

Lu Chenxing: (blushing) You are too nasty, and outsiders are watching...

6,

Pigeon: The questioner is "Jun Shuangying", when will you go to get the marriage certificate?

Shi Heng: Get it immediately when you reach the marriageable age.

Lu Chenxing: (sweet in heart, but unforgiving in mouth) So anxious, have you ever thought about what if I want to investigate you for a few more years?In case I meet someone who is more handsome than you, with better studies, stronger abilities, and a better figure—ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Pigeon:?Why did it start singing all of a sudden!

Lu Chenxing: (Hiding in a small corner of the sofa) He suddenly pinched my waist just now!Excessive!I have a lot of itchy flesh, and my body becomes soft when I pinch it, like a switch, very mentally retarded.

Shi Heng: Very good, I like it very much.

Shi Heng: Moreover, you can restrain your thoughts that you shouldn't have in time.

Lu Chenxing: Don't be angry, I'm joking... I'm also afraid that you will be robbed, you are much more popular than me, and now more people like you.What if some goblin takes a fancy to you and seduces you, I will become a lonely person, and I will be a bachelor for the rest of my life, no, I will be an idiot for a lifetime.

Pigeon: What is aperture?

Lu Chenxing: stick=1, circle=0.

Shi Heng: No, in my eyes, only you are the most harmful fairy.

Lu Chenxing: A goblin is a goblin, what did I do wrong!

Shi Heng: Harms the spirit.

Lu Chenxing: (muttering)... But it's not a disaster because it's healthy and happy.

7,

Gege: The questioner is "Su He", may I ask if your relationship will be made public in the future?

Shi Heng: I won't speak publicly, but I won't cover it up either.

Lu Chenxing: Well, just let nature take its course. When we talk about our love, others can say what they like. We can't let everyone in the world agree with us, but we can always agree with ourselves.

Shi Heng: But under certain circumstances, we will still speak publicly.

Lu Chenxing: ... I was wrong.

Pigeon: Huh?What's wrong?Have a story?

Shi Heng: He is too dull, and he likes to make friends everywhere. Even if he can see good feelings, he can't tell who is really interested in him, so I have to find an opportunity to swear sovereignty in front of those people.

Lu Chenxing: Well, after college, he was a monster obsessed with studies. He was always in the laboratory during his spare time, so he couldn't often participate in various activities with me.The students in the university are really enthusiastic, and some are overly enthusiastic. There are both men and women. Yes, there are really boys, and there are more than one.

Lu Chenxing: (self-defeating) Am I that good looking? They all want to be gay...

Shi Heng: ...

Jealousy value +30.

Lu Chenxing: Cough, but they will restrain themselves a lot after they know it, so Shi Heng can rest assured that he won't be jealous casually, and won't be distracted when doing experiments.

Lu Chenxing: Actually, in the final analysis, I gave him too little sense of security, which is completely inferior to what he gave me, so I will try my best to keep a distance from people who shouldn't be too close.

8,

Gege: The questioner is "children", how many games have you played?

Gege: In addition, the questioner said that she is a decent person.

Lu Chenxing:?That's as untrustworthy as your statement "I'm a pure author who doesn't drive." :)

Pigeon: ...

Shi Heng: I have played many kinds, almost everything I can think of, except for some items that he is currently conflicted about.

Lu Chenxing: Mmm, but those are all for him to play!I played with him because I pet him!It was definitely not something I actively hinted at, nor did I take the initiative to introduce the gameplay to him...

Pigeon: Are you kidding me?You were the one who introduced the game to him?Do you know more than him?What doesn't his old pervert know?Are you sure it wasn't him pretending not to know and tricking you, in order to make you blush and tell the whole story from the beginning to the end?

Lu Chenxing: Ah, really, then——

Shi Heng: (killing eyes)

Ge Ge: (upright) Just kidding, Shi Heng is the purest, and he can only understand it if you teach him... Cough, can you give some examples?

Shi Heng: Let him speak.

Lu Chenxing: Well, the more common ones, (blushing and bowing his head) Sometimes they wear women's clothing, and sometimes there are cosplays... Oh my god, cosplays are really awesome!

Lu Chenxing: (excited) No matter what Shi Heng plays, he looks very similar!I asked him to join the drama club, but he said he was not interested!do you know!Whether he plays a teacher, a doctor, a father or a prison guard, he is very realistic!Full sense of substitution!The kind that makes his legs weak when he sees him!I can be overwhelmed by him for hours!

Pigeon: OMG, teachers and students, doctors and nurses, fathers and sons, prison guards and prisoners...the speed is too fast! !I can't stand it anymore! ! !

9,

Pigeon: The questioner is "Shinichi Kuroba", what will Xingxing do if he is jealous?Should I hold back or take an oath of sovereignty?

Lu Chenxing: (Patting his chest, full of pride) If you are jealous, of course you will go to swear an oath of sovereignty, then go home and fuck him hard, cry every day, leaving hickeys and bite marks all over your body, and you can't let go of your butt.Seeing him crying and begging me to be gentler and slower, he assured me in a soft voice that he would not make me so jealous in the future, and the matter could be turned over easily.

Shi Heng:?

Lu Chenxing: (guilty) That's about it, you understand.

Shi Heng: (Rubbing his hair, with a dangerous tone) This question is for you, not for you to answer for me.

Lu Chenxing: ... (lowered his head and pursed his lips, and spoke slowly) He will control his emotions very well outside, to the point where no one else can see that he is actually a jerk.But I can't control it at all, I will get angry immediately when I'm jealous, it's the feeling that a ball of fire rises in my heart and goes straight to my forehead, I want to rush over and knock the person next to him away, and I may even vent my anger on him, in his case Ignore him until he coaxes me.

Lu Chenxing: He obviously did nothing wrong, and he clearly refused, but I still get angry often. It's my fault, I'm a cheapskate.

Lu Chenxing: If I see him holding hands with others, or hugging each other... I might faint from anger, it's really faint, not joking.

Shi Heng: It's not your fault, don't worry, such a thing will never happen.

10,

Gege: The person who asked the question was "the little cuties of the elders", what is your first impression of each other?

Lu Chenxing: Was it the first time we met when I was a child, or the one before high school?

Gege: Well, that's high...

Shi Heng: (interrupted) Say it all.

Lu Chenxing: (Thinking about it) The first time we met when I was young, I immediately thought you were a beautiful sister, the kind who was so beautiful that I wanted to marry back home when I grew up.

Shi Heng: Did you think about it at first sight?

Lu Chenxing: Yes, you were so pretty when you were young, super cute.

Shi Heng: So, if you meet other cuter little girls in advance, you will also want to marry home at first sight.

Lu Chenxing:?no!You slander me! !

Shi Heng: That’s what it means.

Lu Chenxing: No! !Don't think about it! !The value of jealousy is not allowed to rise! !Ahhhhh! ! !

Gege: (Seeing that Lu Chenxing is about to pounce on Shiheng to kiss him, he quickly changes the subject) Then what about Heng at that time?What impression did you see when you were a child?

Shi Heng: I think he's a bit stupid.

Lu Chenxing:?

Shi Heng: Stupid, I just know how to laugh and poke my face with ice cream-stained fingers, it's so dirty.

Lu Chenxing:? ? ? (So ​​angry that he wants to pounce on him and bite again)

Shi Heng: But I just want to meet someone who can play with me without any scruples and bring me happiness, so I can't help being attracted to him.

Lu Chenxing: Although it sounds a little touching, but in comparison, I seem to be just a dog.

Shi Heng: (laughs) Then I'm very lucky, I'm good enough to like you.

Gege: What about the time before high school?

Lu Chenxing: I thought he was an idiot, so he scolded me all of a sudden.

Shi Heng: I thought he was an idiot, so he scolded me all of a sudden.

Lu Chenxing: (injured) You actually described me as an idiot and ignored you. You are not allowed to go to bed tonight.

Gege: (Looking at the sky) Maybe this is the legendary double standard...

Shi Heng: (coaxing in a low voice) I was wrong, I am a dog.

Lu Chenxing: (Forgive instantly) Then I'm a bitch.

Gege: The question-and-answer session is over. Thank you for your questions. If you have any questions in the future, you will add them in this chapter. Those who have subscribed do not need to spend more Jinjiang coins, but you still have to go to chapter 122 to leave a message.

Pigeon: See you next time!