The story between me and the building opposite

I, Yan Sanlang, am the legendary man who lives on the Internet.The first ex broke up with tears because he found out that it was all 0 in the end while talking; the second ex disappeared while talking, and when the other party suddenly remembered that he still had a partner, it was already in the past Half a year; the third predecessor...

I can't bear to look back on the past, and my most outrageous behavior is limited to me and my ex.

People die by seeing the light, but I don't even see the light.

I feel a little guilty: [506 He is different. ]

After all, if 506 is really 0, it is not impossible for me to 1 for love.

While chatting, a message suddenly popped up on my mobile phone, showing that the express delivery of my certain treasure had arrived.

Thinking of the things inside, I couldn't help but blush, and I dared not go out until I was fully armed.

It's summer, it's 35 degrees outside, I wear black long sleeves and pants, and then I wear a black hat, black sunglasses, and a big black mask.

Seeing myself in the mirror, I nodded in satisfaction, took a photo and sent it to my little sister: [Look, I'm handsome! ]

Little sister: [Fuck, what a fool. ]

Little sister: [Are you not afraid that others will think you are a wanted criminal? ]

Me: ...you are a big idiot, you are a wanted criminal!