The story between me and the building opposite

As soon as the cutie left, her friend licked her face and came closer: "Look, I'm a god assist, I'll help you fuel the flames."

Nonsense, cutie is willing to get close to me, today I can meet cutie, it's thanks to my friends, it's all because I'm attractive that cutie is willing to go out with me, okay?

Glancing at the other party, I still remember that the other party robbed my little cutie and me of food today: "When you're full, go wash the dishes."

"Don't be so cruel."

"house......"

The friend who got a hint immediately straightened up: "Okay, I'll go now, little one."

When I returned to the room, I saw that the old mother who usually asks for red envelopes except for the New Year and the New Year rarely sent me a greeting: [Son, are you there? ]

Me: [I'm not here anymore, I need to burn paper, I need to find my father urgently. ]

Old mother: [? ? ? ]

The old mother: [Do you have to think so badly of me?You are the cub that I worked so hard to conceive in October, and I just miss you. ]

Me: [Are you sure you want me to dismantle your desk? ]

Me: [When I was young, my jaw fell on the rake and bled, and I cried so hard that I couldn’t breathe. You even shouted "Baby, stand up, Mommy believes in you" while playing mahjong."]

Me: [Also, when you were cooking for the first time, crackling oil almost splashed on me, but luckily I survived by rolling around. ]

The old mother: [Everyone has said that there is no overnight feud between mother and child...]

Me: [Ask yourself if this is bloody feud. ]

Old mother: [Kiss, son, mother knows that you have suffered all these years. ]

This is not hard work, it is clearly fatal.

Me: [Let’s be honest, why are you looking for me. ]

Old mother: [This is not to remind you, don't forget the blind date on Saturday. ]