The story between me and the building opposite

"You two, mother and son, are you the same thing?" The father came out of the kitchen with a fruit plate.

"Zizai, he stole potato chips, and I taught him that he is still not convinced!" My mother pointed to the bag of potato chips in my hand rationally: "Look, everyone got the stolen goods."

I:? ? ?

The father flicked his mother's forehead with his index finger, and sat in the middle: "Needless to say, you ate it secretly and slandered Saburo, how many times have you said that you can't eat these things in your throat now, and you will cry with me again when you get inflammation Chirping."

The former straight man of steel said the refrain, and I always feel so subtle when I look at it...

"Sorry, I was wrong."

Be wronged. The pouting mother turned her head away after apologizing; the father patted the other person on the head and wrote lightly: "Go back and spank your ass."

I:? ? ?No, can you always consider your son's mood?

"What do you think?" The other party finally had the self-consciousness of being an old father: "Your mother is also worried that you will always find someone who is alone, and you don't want to live at home. When you are alone at home, you Mom always thought you would die quietly at home."

good real thought...

But it's not that exaggerated, I'm not a fool, how could I die quietly at home.

"You don't know, when you are not at home and don't call, your mother always thinks that you will drown yourself when you wash your face, electrocute yourself when you change the light, and suddenly break into the house when you are sleeping well. Robbers kill you , I said it would be a big deal to have another one, but she finds it painful and refuses."

I suddenly believed that my classmates were all picked up from trash cans.

Probably because the mother was afraid of pain, she just picked it up from the trash can.