I am picking up trash in online games

Everyone in the audience stared at the iron pillar and Wang Laoba rolling together, wondering what little game they were playing to capture love, the audience was silent, no one spoke, even the summer insects became silent, as if A still oil painting.

In the wild, the five words of two men, beast, passer-by, and multi-picture were intertwined and became the headlines on the front page of today's forum, which immediately became popular, but this is not the point now.

Tie Zhu, who was hit by the mushroom, felt his blood bar drop little by little. Before he could tell Yu Fei that take care of himself, his body suddenly became uncontrollable and moved by itself.

Yu Fei watched the iron pillars on his body climb up, his eyes became dull, and even his eyes lost their luster. With his legs together, he jumped towards the most sunny grassland like a zombie in a Hong Kong movie.

"Tie Zhu, what are you doing?"

Yu Fei turned over to look at him, but Tie Zhu didn't respond. He was still bouncing around. In order to match his Dragon King clothes, Tie Zhu put on beautiful makeup on his face. Just when everyone thought he was going to sway in the center of the stage, The iron pillar suddenly fell down.

He lay on the ground looking up at the sky, folded his hands on his chest, then closed his eyes in front of everyone, and started sending a message on the map channel.

Ouyang Tiezhu: [I am a grass, I love the sun the most]

Yu Fei: ...

He turned around like a kite and wanted to go to the iron pillar, but when he turned his head, a large group of mushroom caps and hyphae were covered with the batter, and then he also lay down beside the iron pillar, turning into grass to bask in the sun with him.

I would like to be a lovebird in the sky, and I would like to be Lian Lizhi in the earth, but that's all.

The two haters fell down. Seeing Brother Mushroom jumping towards the two people basking in the sun, the Olympic champion made a decisive decision, took out the mask of the salted egg Superman from before and put it on his head, thinking that he would be able to block it for a while. After a while, he rushed forward with a big knife in his hand to avenge his brother.

Brother Hongqi watched him rush forward, thinking that he couldn't stay where he was, and let the people charge forward. He turned to look at the man who was praying with a cross and didn't want to work overtime, and asked, "Brother, is there any way to temporarily prevent yourself from getting negative status?"

As soon as the words fell, there was an extra cupping pot on his head.

Don't want to work overtime and crossed him: "Go warrior, the Lord will bless you."

Brother Hongqi said righteously: "Why do you wear the clothes of a Western priest and do the work of an Eastern doctor? Everything depends on myself. I believe that under your protection, I can protect myself well."

As a socialist proletarian fighter, I absolutely do not believe in these supernatural things.

Don't want to work overtime and looked at him kindly: "I am happy, you don't care."

Kicking Brother Hongqi into the abyss of Brother Mogu, not wanting to work overtime, he immediately turned and walked towards the miserable mandarin duck lying on the ground basking in the sun, holding the cross in both hands and looking down at them from above.

Don't want to work overtime: "Do you need me to preside over a wedding for you?"

Wang Laoba and Tie Zhu looked at him, although they can only say that I am a grass on the map channel, but they can also send messages freely on the private chat channel, but they don't want to work overtime and just ignore their non-stop ringing communicator, the expression on their faces The smile continues.

"Although the object of your love is very special, love is the most equal thing in the world. The Lord will bless you..."

When he finally had enough of playing, after Wang Laoba and Tie Zhu's blood bars were emptied, they were resurrected with an electric shock device, and said amen calmly.

Yu Fei looked at him: "Since when did you believe this?"

"No, I'm just cospy." I don't want to work overtime holding a cross, "I think this is the real feeling of playing RPG role-playing."

Tie Zhu looked at him: "Then Father, is there any way to free us from the curse of the mushroom?"

Father Lao Yang stretched out two fingers: "Two ways." He took out a cupping pot from his backpack and shook it in front of the two of them: "The first one, my cupping pot, is immune to all negative states within 3 minutes, you guys You can wear cans to battle, to ensure safety."

"It's kind of funny." Yu Fei snapped his fingers.

Not wanting to work overtime, he raised his hand and pointed to the custard pudding that was discharging with a steel fork and said, "Brother Danzi's electric shock, until the electric shock is cured, there is a debuff that paralyzes the body for 30 seconds."

Tie Zhu looked at the steel fork in Custard Pudding's hand, looked at the players who were screaming from the electric shock, and took the initiative to minimize his pain.

"Have the Chinese-hearted people returned? What happened to the overwhelmed zombies before?" he asked.

I don't want to work overtime and smiled: "It's directly exposed to the sun and turned into flower fertilizer, and it's fermenting there now."

Yu Fei clapped his hands: "No wonder there is no winter grass in the mushroom cave. It took them a long time to do it. When this mushroom is knocked down, it is estimated that it will drop mushroom spores for us to plant, and then feed it to winter grass."

Yu Fei, who thought he had seen through the plan of the scavengers, went to the front line again with a musket in hand, and Tie Zhu alternated hot and cold, and gave Brother Mushroom a hot spring spa.

But when the golden light came out from the Mushroom boy's body, Yu Fei went up to touch it confidently, but found that it was not a mushroom spore at all, and the system gave him a piece of mushroom meat directly.

Those who saw it had a share, and everyone touched a piece of mushroom from the pile of golden lights. For a while, the World Channel was like killing pigs during the Chinese New Year, inviting friends to share the mushrooms.

Anyway, everyone doesn't know what mushrooms can do, but I have to have what other people have. The mentality of following the crowd has made more and more players in front of mushrooms, and the familiar Caton reappeared.

Yu Fei typed a long paragraph on the communicator, about the wonderful relationship between popular science mushrooms and Dongren Xiacao. He wrote a few hundred words eloquently and was about to enter the carriage to send. When the screen turned blue, the familiar disconnected dialogue The box appears again.

He clicked to reconnect, but got the bad news that the server was under maintenance.At this moment, Yu Fei began to doubt whether his investment was spent on the expansion of the scavengers server like never before.

Pushing away the game compartment and making a phone call, Shu Xiang waited for a while before being picked up.

"Hello? What's the matter with Mr. Yu calling so late?" Shu Xiang asked.

Yu Fei coughed: "What's the matter? Why did the server maintain suddenly tonight? I was kicked offline just now."

"It's a sudden maintenance, because the scavenger has received complaints, and now it needs urgent maintenance to modify something." Shu Xiang's tone was also a little helpless.

Yu Fei was stunned: "Where else can I report the waste? Your mosaic holy light is as thick as the wall, and the content of the game is to pick up the garbage and find a new place to pick up the garbage. Can this also be reported?"

With a thought in his heart, he suddenly lowered his voice and asked, "Could it be a malicious competition report from a colleague? If it is, you don't have to worry about it. I'll go home in two days and discuss it with my brother."

Shu Xiang laughed, and quickly said: "It's not this, someone reported that the face of the zombie is too scary, and asked us to modify it." He sighed, "We all changed the name of the zombie to Dongren Xiacao, I didn’t expect that I still couldn’t escape the fate of being reported.”

Yu Fei: "...Forget it, it's really scary, you can just modify it, there's no way around it, some people are really timid."

"Replacement of resource modeling may take half a day to maintain. The announcement has been updated on the official website, and players will be compensated in the future. You don't have to worry." Shu Xiang said.

Yu Fei glanced at the date, and found that the day after tomorrow was the time when he and Tie Zhu still didn't want to work overtime and agreed to meet, so he raised his eyebrows and said, "It's okay, you take your time to maintain it."

It doesn't matter if you maintain it for a day or two, anyway, I don't have time to play.

After hanging up the phone, Yu Fei sent Tie Zhu his latest newsletter, and after thinking about it in the study, he called his confidant Ms. Wang.

Ms. Wang originally thought it was an ordinary work arrangement, but she didn't expect to prepare gifts this time.She frowned as she listened, thinking that rich people are different, this year they don't give gifts during the holidays, and they give old ginseng as gifts.

She listened to ginseng and ganoderma while memorizing, and when she heard the word Cordyceps, she finally couldn't help but reminded: "Mr. Yu, although there are a lot of advertisements these days, aren't these things a little... a little too sweet?" gone?"

If there is another old hen stewed in a pot, the old man will probably have to leave if he says he will go down.

Yu Fei smiled: "Don't worry, just go buy them, these are not for the elderly, but for a friend of mine."

friend?Secretary Wang suddenly thought of Mr. Ouhuang, the peerless handsome man who liked to carry a tractor that day. Looking at the gift list in front of her, her heart was full of turmoil.

Mr. Yu is so powerful, he directly drains such a vigorous young man, do you need this kind of great tonic to replenish your body?

"Is it for Mr. Ou from before? Do you still need to engrave the exclusive name on the packaging this time?" Secretary Wang pretended to be understated and asked.

Yu Fei: "No, it's another friend. The gift packaging doesn't need to be as grand as last time, just use a wooden box with a red ribbon on it."

Secretary Wang nodded, feeling the difference in treatment, thinking that this should be an ordinary friend.But when you are young, you need to take tonics to replenish your body. Sure enough, the lives of rich people are very chaotic.

Although disgusted in his heart, Secretary Wang still dutifully prepared a large wooden box of high-grade medicinal materials, drove it to Yu Fei's home the next day, and tied a big red ribbon on it as required.

Yu Fei collected the medicinal materials, applied cucumber slices at home overnight, prepared two sets of casual clothes, chatted with Tie Zhu and fell asleep peacefully, preparing to visit a friend's house for the first time.

On weekend mornings, Yu Fei woke up before the pet chickens raised next door crowed.He went downstairs to pick and choose in the flower shop, finally took a pot of lucky bamboo into the car, and drove to Tie Zhu's small villa by himself.

After driving for almost two hours, Yu Fei finally arrived at the destination. He just stopped the car to buy some soft drinks at the convenience store at the entrance, but when he entered the store, he heard an iron pillar.

He turned his head and saw a man in a plaid shirt standing at the counter, carrying a bag and watermelon, and was standing there on the phone.

After hearing a few words, Yu Fei frowned, and immediately confirmed the identity of the other party.

Got you, don't want to work overtime!