I am picking up trash in online games

Back then, when Ouyang Tie Zhu descended to earth with wings and paired with Yu Fei's mobile anti-aircraft battery, Wang Laoba and this man were tightly tied together, destined to be inseparable.

Later, there was a fire in the winter, which was amazing, and Laoba Chanting Dafa was born, which directly became the top of the classic stage collection of scavengers, a must-see for every new player.

So far, no one does not know what Wang Laoba looks like, even if he wears a mask and sunglasses, it is just deceiving himself and others, and it is superfluous.What's more, even if Wang Laoba is ashamed and thrown on the outer street, and his face becomes a laughingstock on the Internet, what does it have to do with me, Yu Fei?

Yu Fei walked on the road with a smile on his face, not afraid of the surprised eyes of others.As soon as the network cable is unplugged, fuck the grievances, but when it comes to offline, he, Yu Fei, is still the handsome and rich young man.

Whocare?

He didn't care, didn't care, and even declined the cartoon Band-Aid that he didn't want to work overtime to stick the mosaic on his chest. He took his torch alcohol lamp and frankly went to the waiting scene.

But when there are more and more sights on his body, Yu Fei still has to be thankful, at least the system is still a bit humane, forcing everyone to wear mouse gray underpants, so that he will not be blown by the wind.

The eight-to-four match needs to be completed within one day, and the opponents were drawn on the spot. The popular players Wang Laoba and Tie Zhu were deliberately arranged by the officials in the last match, and according to the official requirements, they were chosen for their three-person team name.

Originally thought that the name of the team could be changed later, the three of them thought that this rare opportunity must not be missed, so they chose a well-known and good name——

Advertising space for rent.

The three brothers who will make money to the end, only know that the team name cannot be modified after pressing the confirm button.

But it was too late.The three brothers stood on the stage bearing the name of the team that was renting out the advertising space, and fell into silence when they heard the laughter outside.

I don't want to work overtime and stand behind the two bosses and silently pull up my mask a little bit, praying silently in my heart, just be lonely and don't bother anyone.

After the laughter outside stopped, the host finished the rest of the opening speech. When the three brothers heard their names, they were shocked, a little nervous and a little uneasy.

The platform under his feet gradually rose, and the light shone down from the top of his head. Before Yu Fei showed his head, he heard someone calling his name affectionately, and he couldn't help but smile on his face.

"Old Ba Lao Ba! Let's meet on Jiuba! You have a front shaker! I have a Lao Ba!"

"Peerless Dharma King Wang Laoba! Extreme operation one for eight!"

"Tie Zhu can fly with confidence, and green flowers will always accompany him!"

The real flow of scavengers came to the stage, and the voice of cheering was different from before.The enthusiastic cheers reached a peak after Tie Zhu appeared, and everyone in the audience screamed until Wang Laoba appeared on the stage.

The wind blew his white skirt, and on his bare white chest, there was a conspicuous mosaic showing a little powder, the crown of laurel leaves on his head trembled slightly in the air, and Tie Zhu personally smeared some on his face. Decorated with golden paint, holding a torch in his hand and still blazing, like a god who just came down from Mount Olympus.

After a brief silence of two seconds, the screams became louder, mixed with slogans and shouts from players, and one of the elder brothers' thick voice pierced through the sky——

"Old Ba! Mom won't allow you to wear so little!"

One shout, one hundred responses, the player who was originally screaming because of Wang Laoba's rare and normal appearance became even more excited, shouting not to be a male mother and calling Zai Zai to put his clothes up!

Don't want to work overtime, looking confused in the back, asked in a low voice, "Can't they see the mosaic on it?"

"Maybe it's too far away to see clearly." Tie Zhu was very satisfied with his look, tidied up his pink gorilla coat, and sighed, "Besides, even a little mosaic can't change the fact that my look is perfect. "

As long as Wang Laoba doesn't speak or sing, and stands here holding the torch with a cold face, who won't sigh: Wang Laoba, forever!

The screams gradually subsided, and their opponents slowly rose to the stage.Yu Fei glanced at the audience stage, and found that many girls were cheering with pink banners, but the scale of the crowd was much smaller than when Tie Zhu and Wang Laoba appeared on stage at the beginning.

Tie Zhu looked at the opponent who was slowly rising from the opposite side, and was taken aback for a moment, then pulled Wang Laoba to signal him to look forward.

You don't know if you don't look at it, but you are shocked when you see it. It's not that enemies don't get together.The three boys on the opposite side were the three who snatched the lid of his trash can when Yu Fei met Tie Zhu for the first time.

Because the live broadcast on the platform will also rebroadcast the conversations of the contestants inside, Tie Zhu bent slightly and leaned closer to Yu Fei's ear and lowered his voice and asked, "Do you remember the three of them?"

"Remember." Yu Fei nodded.

After cleaning up these three at the beginning, Yu Fei was a little wary of them seeking revenge, but there was no news after that, and he didn't expect to meet them here. It's really a thread of hatred!

After both players have entered the arena, the system initiates a preparation confirmation.

System: [Ad Space Rental Team] Don't want to work overtime, Ouyang Tiezhu and Wang Laoba enter the training ground

System: [Don't team up with me] Since childhood, he has been popular, playful, and a loose gentleman enters the training ground

At the start of the game, Yu Fei looked at the opponent standing still in front of him and reminded him that he did not want to work overtime: "Old Yang, remember to be careful later, the opponent has a problem with me and Tie Zhu, and I will not move when the enemy moves. Let's move on."

Lao Yang was puzzled: "Why have I never heard of this from you guys? What's going on?"

"It's nothing, it's just a bloody case caused by a trash can lid." Tie Zhu took out his 24k pure iron non-stick pan, and had already made preparations for battle, waiting for the opponent to make the first move.

But never expected that the three old acquaintances on the opposite side had the same plan.You don't move and I don't move. The two sides were in a stalemate for 3 minutes and still no one shot first.

The audience didn't know what they were doing, and those who watched the live broadcast on the platform thought there was a problem with the live broadcast line.

Just after the 3rd minute of the stalemate passed, the system issued a warning, reminding the two sides to start the game quickly, otherwise they would be directly judged to be out of the game at the same time.

When he moved, he moved, Tie Zhu stepped forward and started to run forward. Seeing this, the other side also started to hedge, but stopped again when the distance between the two sides was two meters.

Since he was a child, he has always looked at Tie Zhu, and said with a fake smile: "Long time no see, Ouyang Tie Zhu. We miss you every day."

He slowly turned his head to look at Wang Laoba with a serious face, and the smile on his face was even more false: "And you, Wang Laoba, Iori."

Yu Fei: ...

Although, Yashen is not as good as Liushen.

"I don't know if you guys still remember me, but we miss you two every day." Youke licked the corner of his mouth very greasy, "For such a long time, we practiced behind closed doors just to find you one day Shame."

The slutty gentleman nodded in agreement: "Hedong for ten years, Hexi for ten years, this time it must be..."

"Sorry, we have to call quickly." Not wanting to work overtime, he said suddenly, he shook the communicator on his wrist: "My mother told me to eat."

Loitering Gentleman: "...Are you a student? You eat when your mother tells you to?"

Don't want to work overtime: ? ? ?

Don't want to work overtime: "My mother told me to eat, but it's not shit, why don't you eat it? You are really strange, your mother told you to eat, don't you eat?"

Slutty Gentleman: "I Can Say I Don't Eat!"

"Awesome, your mother told you not to eat, you have guts!" Before he could finish his words of praise with a thumbs up for not wanting to work overtime, a black shadow came straight to his face, and Tie Zhu acted badly when he saw the situation Stop the pot.

"when--"

The black shuriken fell to the ground. Brother Lafeng looked remorseful and sighed, "You are very vigilant. If you slow down a bit, your nanny will be gone."

Not wanting to work overtime, my heart trembled, and my eyes locked on this brother Lafeng who was dressed in a black ninja costume.

Turtle, you seem to look down on me?

Standing at the front with the pot on the iron pillar, unwilling to talk nonsense to the three people in front of him, he took out the familiar red brick from his backpack and held it in his hand.

Brick in hand, follow me!

The iron pillar's brick may not be as fast as Lafeng's shuriken, but it is heavy enough, and you definitely don't want to take a second hit if you hit it once.When red bricks fall, no one is innocent.

The three people on the opposite side quickly turned around and avoided. The dissolute gentleman straightened the hat on his head before turning his head and smiling, ready to sneer, when suddenly a gust of wind and snow hit his face, and frost began to condense on his face.

Yu Fei's cover of Yijianmei spread to everyone's ears from the radio, the old eight golden songs +1!

Frozen one and two, the player hit the hoe in his hand, grabbed the loose gentleman's clothes and dragged him out, pulling him back to a safe position, while Brother Lafeng bent over and ran with his hands behind his back, very restored Animation scene from childhood.

I don't want to work overtime and watch him rush all the way, I can't help but sigh, maybe this is the craftsmanship of excellence.

Yu Fei observed the movements of the three of them, watched the slutty gentleman unfreeze and took a blood pill, then immediately turned around and said, "The chopper team doesn't have a nanny."

Tie Zhu and Wang Laoba looked at each other the same way, put their hands on the shoulders that didn't want to work overtime, and said in unison: "Lao Yang, give me a hug."

I don't want to work overtime before I have time to respond, the two brothers in front of me rushed out, the wind lifted Yu Fei's skirt, revealing the mouse gray bottoms underneath, and the audience roared.

Old Ba, Mom didn't expect you to be such a conservative child!

Tie Zhu held the pot and hit them one at a time, and directly caught the player's hoe and the poisonous crutch of the dissolute gentleman. Although a little blood fell from his head, it was not yet dangerous.

Snowflakes and fireballs alternated in the air, and Yu Fei ran wildly holding the torch, making sure to pass the torch to Brother Lafeng.The two ran and chased around the field, so that all the audience could appreciate their Olympic marathon spirit!

However, at this moment, the dissolute gentleman suddenly reached out his hand and took out a glass bottle from his pocket and threw it on the ground. The purple smoke and the blood loss notification of the iron pillar appeared at the same time!

Not wanting to work overtime, he quickly reloaded and prepared to fire the blood injection needle, but the smoke was so thick that he couldn't find the position of the iron pillar for a while.When the dead horse was about to be used as a living horse doctor, the roaring vibration sounded!

Tie Zhu slashed left and right in the smoke with a chainsaw in his hand. After being reminded of the opponent's blood loss, he simply didn't want to be blamed.

The smoke gradually dissipated, but the poisoned blood buff on the head of the iron pillar was still there. He yelled Lao Yang's name, and immediately aimed and fired without wanting to work overtime.

A cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops meet each other.

It's just that the arrow landed in the wrong place, and it was directly nailed to the center of the back of Tie Zhu's head, a perfect headshot! ,

Not wanting to work overtime, he slapped his thigh and cursed, even the player who was raising his hoe to beat down was dumbfounded, and felt a little pain when his scalp tightened.

But Tie Zhu's blood didn't fall but rose, and he didn't want to work overtime, so he directly hit a crit, directly lifting Brother Zhu's blood above the safety line.

Not wanting to work overtime, he became excited for a while, raised his hand and shot Tie Zhu another arrow, and the ten ring hit the back of the head again!The auditorium gasped again, and subconsciously touched the back of his head.

"Mummy!"

Lao Yang sighed and suddenly had an immature idea while his hands were hot. He raised the crossbow in his hand again and aimed it at Brother Lafeng who was still running around the field, and sent it directly with a snap of his finger.

But this time he miscalculated the speed of the two long-distance runners, and the needle hit someone, but the wrong person.

Yu Fei stopped, looked at the needle stuck on the mosaic on his chest, turned his head and glanced at Lao Yang who was suffocated and about to faint, his face was confused, his lips trembled, and he murmured:

"The person who loves you the most is me, how can you let me be sad?"