I am picking up trash in online games

Who is this?Why is the name so weird?

Yu Fei frowned subconsciously and wanted to refuse, but stopped a second before pressing the button.

Few people know my contact information, and those who know already have their own communication qualifications, and those who know also know my temper, and will not just push my information to others, could it be...

Suddenly Yu Fei suddenly realized and slapped his thigh, he knew!

After waiting for so many years, he finally waited for the telecom fraudster to come to his door!Over the years, the crackdown has become more and more severe, and there are fewer and fewer people engaged in telecom fraud business. He has only seen jokes about molesting scammers in forums, and now it is finally his turn to show off.

Yu Fei rubbed his hands and pressed the agree button, and a chat dialog popped up immediately.

【Communication with Ou Huang】

[Whether the qualification for voice and video communication is granted? 】

The communication is enough, the voice and video are ignored, there is no need to sell the color to flirt with a liar, it is not worth it.

Yu Fei calmed down, and when he was about to take the initiative to attack, a message was sent from the opposite side, calling Yu Fei brother affectionately.

brother?who is your brotherYu Fei curled his lips into a smile, and asked him to come and see, which one of Yu Sheng or Yu Xi was this liar trying to pretend to be.

Feiwen: [Brother, what's wrong? 】

The first step of pretending to be hooked is to paralyze the opponent to make him feel that he has been hooked, and then take the initiative to ask if he needs help, so that the liar can tell his true thoughts.

Ou Huang [I need your help with something, and I almost have materials to make things. 】

Well, it's so easy to get hooked, it's the first time to cheat, right?Yu Fei was disdainful in his heart, thinking that it was meaningless if he was not a high-level liar, but he still had to cooperate with the other party's performance.

Feiwen: [Really?What do you need me to do?Direct money to buy? 】

As soon as the news was sent out, Yu Fei regretted it a bit. He felt that what he said was too straightforward, and the other party might have been on guard, suspecting that he was acting.

But I never expected that Ou Huang on the opposite side would not play his cards according to common sense, and would bluntly say that he could buy the best, but some things were not available in the market, so he had to get them by himself.

Are the current liars looking for money or people?Cross-job crimes, right?You have to be human traffickers not scammers.

The situation gradually became serious, and Yu Fei began to prepare to call the police.But at this moment, the other party sent another message, interrupting his eagerness to call the interstellar alarm.

Ou Huang: [The main reason is that your grass skirt has good attributes, and you can wear it with a little modification, and last time the black fish skin was not enough for you to make pants, so I need to find some black silk to make a good one for you. 】

Wait, no, this person doesn't seem to be a liar!

Yu Fei reined in from the cliff, and after a pause, he sent a greeting.

Feiwen: [Excuse me, may I ask who you are? 】

Now it was the other party's turn to be silent, and just when Yu Fei was about to directly ask if you were Tie Zhu, another message came from the other side.

Ou Huang: [Sorry, I seem to have added the wrong person. 】

Yu Fei:? ? ?no bro!you're not wrong!

Feiwen: [You are Tie Zhu, right?I'm Wang Laoba, I didn't realize it just now, I took you as a telecom fraudster. 】

The message was rejected, and Ouyang Tiezhu's hand was too fast, he had already deleted Yu Fei from the communication list, and he didn't even have time for an explanation.

Yu Fei: ...

Rubbing his face and pretending to drive away the embarrassment, Yu Fei quickly sent a newsletter application to Ou Huang, and even noted that he was Wang Laoba, and he did not add the wrong person.

In the 5 minutes after passing the friend, there was always only one sentence on the screen of the two people——

【You have added Ou Huang, you can start chatting now】

Ou Huang didn't think that Wang Laoba would not recognize him. Is it so difficult to leave his mark in this unruly man's heart?

Feiwen: [Sorry, few people will add my optical brain communication, so I took you as a telecommunications fraud at first. 】

This man's vigilance is really high!

Ou Huang was even more sure that the person opposite was Wang Laoba, although he apologized first, and even added a cute duck emoji, which made people think that he was not a serious person.

But Ou Huang knew it all, he knew that these were all disguises of this man, how could Wang Laoba, who had experienced bloody storms, sincerely use these cute expressions.

He raised his hand to type, and sent a message, it doesn't matter, but the next second, Wang Laoba sent another cute and double emoji.Mao Mao nodded while putting her hands in her hands, and the words "hmm" on her head moved around, causing Ouhuang to stare at it for a long time.

After a while, he reached out to save the expression, thinking how fucking cute.

The two finally broke the silence and started a normal exchange. After a few words of politeness, Yu Fei realized that when he registered, he had bound an optical brain communication account in the game, and only his friends could see it, so Tie Zhu could contact him.

Ou Huang: [You didn't even recognize me, brother. 】

Tie Zhu's resentment was great, Yu Fei only felt wronged, and quickly explained that he really didn't think about him to Ouyang Tie Zhu.

Ou Huang: [Why can't I think of it, Ouyang Tiezhu and Ou Huang both start with Ou, it must be obvious at a glance. 】

Yu Fei:? ? ?

Feiwen: [Although, Ouyang Tiezhu's surname is Ouyang, and Ouhuang's surname is Ou, they are essentially different. 】

He paused, and suddenly realized that Ouyang Tie Zhu's real name is Ou Huang, right?After a tentative question, I got an affirmative answer.

Numb!Yu Fei's breath was stagnant, and he thought that this Hubi is still making friends with real names!Did he think he was playing Jiayuan Century?

O. Huang: [Why are you so surprised?Isn't your surname Wang? 】

Feiwen: [Of course not the last name! 】

In line with the principle of reciprocity, if you make friends with real names, then I will treat each other honestly, Yu Fei told Ou Huang his real name, but he didn't expect that the child suddenly became happy like a fool.

After repeatedly confirming that Yu Fei is Wang Laoba's real name, Ouhuang directly turned somersault in his studio. Although he failed to land and hit his head, he was still very happy when he rolled on the ground.

The feeling of being trusted by a man with a story and suspicion is exciting, but no matter how intimate in the game, it can be said to be a joke, but now he has passed his realistic dating application and said his real name!

Yu Fei!As soon as you listen to it, there is a good man with culture, background and stories!Other ordinary netizens are only on Wang Laoba's first floor, but he, Ou Huang, has now reached Yu Fei's fifth floor!

After being crazy and happy, Ouhuang regained his composure. He wiped his face and continued to chat with Yu Fei. The two of them analyzed the new announcement issued by the production team of scavengers, focusing on the Budokai and custom spells. Finally, the two decided together They must participate in this martial arts meeting.

Not only they participated, but also the people who pulled You Mo.

Yu Fei: 【The way to deal with this kind of people is to subdue them. After knowing how powerful you are, they won't dare to come again. 】

Ou Huang: 【What if they become more and more courageous when frustrated? 】

Yu Fei: [...Let's talk about it then. 】

If this kind of thing really happens, then you can only activate the ultimate magic secret - the privilege of investors, and let a few stinky brothers go to the title prison.

The two made a plan, Ou Huang had other things to do, and Yu Fei was left alone to chew on the update on custom spells, and read many forum posts, with two general plans in mind.

After eating, washing and going to bed, Yu Fei closed his eyes and prepared to go to sleep, only waiting for the game to be updated and launched tomorrow.

Although he had woken up early enough to say good morning to Ouhuang on the optical brain, and went online at the moment the game server was launched, he was blocked by the mad young man who went offline at the same place.

Tie Zhu didn't talk nonsense, he immediately gave a gauntlet to others, and directly started his own performance on the World Channel.

Ouyang Tiezhu: [We don't have time to spend with you, we will see you at the martial arts meeting if you are a man. 】

Crazy Young Master twitched the corners of his mouth, trying to make a cool expression, but as if his facial nerves were paralyzed, he replied on the World Channel: [Yes, the time is three days later.There are also two people on our side, so that others will not say that we bully you. 】

After agreeing on a time for the duel, Young Master Crazy left with his people. Before leaving, he turned his head to look at them and said with a smile, "I hope you guys can let me enjoy myself."

A simple sentence caused an uproar on the forum.Have fun?How to have fun?Four fierce men fighting, is it a hand to hand fight or a bayonet fight?Everyone's gossip fire is burning.

只有不想加班发现了盲点，开口问：“竞技场只有1v1、3v3还有15人混战你们这个准备怎么整啊？”

"It's not easy. Choose 3v3 and leave someone from each team to stand by the wall to play soy sauce, or commit suicide when you enter. Make sure there are only two people left on the field." Tie Zhu explained, braiding straw ropes in his hands. constantly.

Yu Fei stretched out his hand and patted the shoulder that didn't want to work overtime: "It's up to you to enter the arena at that time, you can choose between suicide or soy sauce."

"I don't want to choose, let Ah Jun go with you." His expression suddenly became serious because he didn't want to work overtime, "As a doctor, I can't accept that any teammate dies before me."

Yu Fei waved his hand: "This is just a game, and when you finish playing, you pull us up..."

"No." He still denied that he didn't want to work overtime, and even stretched out his hand to directly pull the Olympic champion in front of him, indicating that with this big boss in charge of the scene, Youmo would not dare to do anything wrong.

The Olympic champion said: "I don't care, it's fine anyway. But are you sure you can beat the opponent? Don't lose too badly then."

Tie Zhu pointed at himself with a thumb: "I, Ouyang Tie Zhu, I don't know how to write the word 货 in this life."

"Awesome~!"

Yu Fei echoed, thinking that this kid is really crazy.

At this time, Tie Zhu stood up and handed the grass skirt decorated with colorful crystal strings to Wang Laoba: "Try the attributes, I think it's okay."

Yu Fei responded, and directly put the grass skirt on the outside of the trousers.

I don't want to work overtime and see Wang Laoba wearing a flashy dress, with black trousers and a grass skirt, I was stunned, and asked suspiciously: "What kind of dress are you wearing? The nightclub prince strayed into the virgin forest, and then the ape race rose?"

"What do you know?" Yu Fei reached out and patted the skirt on his body, twisted his buttocks and shook the grass skirt and said, "I remember the classic animation Journey to the West that I watched when I was a child, no, this is wearing a skirt inside the trousers and wearing a skirt outside like the Dasheng , now our name is Hawaiian.”

Don't want to work overtime: ...

I think you are a little crazy.