I am picking up trash in online games
Chapter 35
Seeing that there were no names on the heads of this group of people, Tie Zhu thought it was a special performance by regional NPCs, and even thought that the bamboo poles in their hands were used for bamboo pole dancing. His heart was already moving, and he was ready to join their dance at any time.
But as the opposite side got closer and closer, the word You on the clothes turned red and black.The smile on Tie Zhu's face disappeared in a second, he grabbed Yu Fei and walked behind the crowd.
"What's wrong?" Yu Fei staggered, not understanding why Tie Zhu suddenly became flustered.
Tie Zhu pulled him forward, and put Sanha, who was biting his own tail, into the backpack. He lowered his voice and said, "That's You Mo's man."
"Ah?" Yu Fei was shocked. He glanced back at the neat mask and black sunglasses, a little confused: "It's fashionable to wear it now? Am I abandoned by fashion?"
Tie Zhu was also startled, this old king's way of thinking is really strange, he is not worried about his own safety at this time, but he is wondering whether he is abandoned by the fashion, so brave, Wang Laoba, you are worthy of it!
Yu Fei put Brother Yan into his backpack, looked at the menacing group of boys, couldn't help touching his chin and asked: "Tie Zhu, do you think this is fashionable and good-looking? I don't think it's as foreign as the Barbie King Kong fur on you."
Tie Zhu: ...
Although thank you very much for complimenting me, there is no need for Barbie King Kong, Ouyang Tiezhu is really a man.
Although Yu Fei was eloquent, he really didn't expect that this group of guys with poor brains could be so organized.Seeking revenge is not just talking about it, but really looking for a fight between the two of them. It is really hard to follow a gentleman's word, admiration.
The two slipped to the other side of the abandoned building. The iron pillar leaned against the wall and stretched their heads for a look. They were relieved to find that Youmo's people hadn't come yet.
"I have a suggestion." Tie Zhu looked up at the sky, "Keep the green hills there, and don't worry about running out of firewood. There's no need to fight head-to-head with them. It's better to run for your life in rainy days."
Yu Fei nodded, 36 moves is the best strategy, and a real warrior may be able to surround [-] with two people, but they are not strong enough now, so they can only avoid their edge.
But walking with tail between legs like this is too embarrassing to make people feel unwilling.Even if his heroic tenant, Wang Laoba, were to leave, he would straighten his waist and hold a loudspeaker to shout for another day to fight again.
Tie Zhu saw that his eyes were turning quickly, so he knew that this person was probably not thinking of good things. Sure enough, after a while, as soon as Wang Laoba spoke, he could smell the smell of wickedness.
The two of them found a high platform that was convenient to hide and run away. Seeing that You Mo had reached the place where the two of them hid at first, and was about to spread out to search, Yu Fei stepped out of the shadows with one step, and asked lazily with folded arms: "Who are you looking for?"
"On top!"
Seeing this reaction, Yu Fei nodded with a look of sudden realization: "So you are looking for me. I'm sorry, who is it?"
"Don't pretend to be stupid, Wang Laoba, I told you to wait, why didn't you wait? Why are you running away?" The eastern cowboy took off the mask and sunglasses on his face, and his name popped out of his head immediately.
"You asked me to wait and I'll just wait, what do you count as the green onion?" Yu Fei was puzzled, how could he, the real father of a game investor, stand like a minion and no one saw me?
He is clearly a man standing at the top of the pyramid, but he is like a male protagonist who has been slapped in the face by the bitterness of the script for 30 years. Although it is good to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, you can't be greedy.
All in all, it's just that Wang Laoba doesn't feel good enough, and the names of himself and Ouyang Tiezhu are not loud enough.
"Never mind that he is that onion, you should first think about what you should do." A masked old man looked up at Yu Fei in the rain, and said coldly: "If you break my brother's wings, I will Destroy your entire paradise."
Yu Fei: ... Grass!
Unable to think of a reply to the surfing speech with the same historical background, Yu Fei felt that he had lost the upper hand in terms of momentum, and his face suddenly became gloomy.
Tie Zhu, who was hiding in the shadow behind, was already dazed by the wave of the Internet Renaissance, and grabbed his face hard, trying to relieve his embarrassment and paralysis in this way.
Regardless of whether it was GG or MM, he couldn't stand it anymore.
"Brother, hurry up. I can't take it anymore." Tie Zhu's hand holding the hammer trembled slightly. Who could understand his pain?
Yu Fei didn't want to have this kind of meaningless conversation anymore, so he raised his hand and released his big three-horse vertical rechargeable air conditioner that had just been stamped with crystal stones.
"Place up!"
Seeing Yu Fei take out the air conditioner, You Mo also responded quickly, everyone moved in unison, and raised a manhole cover in a row, with the words "city sewer" engraved on it.
Good guy, the equipment is quite matching!
Seeing that the gun on the opposite side was already loaded, Yu Fei no longer hesitated, raised his hand and turned on the air conditioner to cool down to 16 degrees, and adjusted the wind speed to strong wind, facing the Youmo people.
The rain has been falling, the atmosphere is not harmonious, there are too many dialogues, and now they are all swallowed.The battle was about to start, and Yu Fei's hand holding half of the French stick slightly tightened.
The air conditioner blows out white air visible to the naked eye, the blue crystals on the fuselage flicker slightly, Yu Fei begins to chant a mantra, and the surrounding temperature suddenly drops a lot.
"aim!"
The big brother You Mo let out a roar, everyone pulled out their guns and pointed them at Yu Fei who was casting a spell. Tie Zhu didn't expect that the group of people were all mighty and majestic men with guns, so he immediately put down his backpacks and left them alone. I only think about Wang Laoba.
With the pink plush body in front of her eyes, Yu Fei was stunned for a second and almost bit her tongue with her teeth while chanting a curse.
"Don't worry about me, keep going!" Tie Zhu smiled at him, "T should be in front of the dps, don't worry I won't hurt you."
Yu Fei's eyes moved slightly, thinking why this person looks a little wrong, it's not once or twice that he is too attentive to himself...
Suddenly Wang Laoba had a bad idea about rural love in his mind.
Tie Zhu didn't know that an unspeakable taboo love in the countryside was going on in Yu Fei's heart, and he only had the ghost boys with guns in front of him.
There were too many guns in their hands, Tie Zhu touched his black iron pot, thinking brother, the fate between us may end here today.
If there is an afterlife, I hope you can become a colander.
The gun rang out.
Tie Zhu held the big iron pot firmly, but he didn't feel the vibration of the bullet hitting the pot. He raised his eyes and found a wall of ice had formed in front of him.
Wang Laoba's cool voice came from behind: "Actually, you don't have to worry about me, but forget it, come here, I won't let their bullets hit you."
Even in the rain, the shiny fish skin coat was particularly dazzling. Just like Wang Laoba, Tie Zhu couldn't move his eyes for a while.Handsome is just one word, and he has to say it [-] times.
Sure enough, people want clothes, and when the two of them succeed in this run, he, Ouyang Tiezhu, will tailor the most shiny and most beautiful equipment for Wang Laoba!From now on, this is no longer a simple game of scavenging waste and fighting monsters to upgrade.
This is a miraculous [-]-circle tour of scavenging challenges!And he, Tie Zhu of the Dao Dao Temple, will never admit defeat!
The temperature was getting lower and lower, the sound of gunshots continued, the ice wall in front of him had cracked two cracks, and the iron pot was standing on the iron pillar. Just as he was about to ask if he wanted to slip away now, Yu Fei finally finished reciting the spell.
The rain in the sky began to solidify into lumps of ice and fall down, and the crackling group attack ice magic was completed!
Wang Laobaxie laughed, watching the humorous guy below was hit by the hailstone and ran around with his head in his arms, he raised his hand and was hit by a big ice ball.
Good air conditioner, made by Gree, with this cooling effect, it deserves a 40-character five-star praise!
The people below were already defeated, so Yu Fei decided to make a grand exit at this moment.He reached out and patted Tie Zhu's shoulder, and said loudly to the boys below: "Brothers, blowing the cold wind will make you more awake, brother will go first, there will be a period later, goodbye~!"
"Hold below! Don't let them escape!"
The eastern cowboy roared, but he knew the beginning but didn't guess the ending. Although Yu Fei wanted to leave, he definitely didn't take the usual way.
The fairy wings appeared again, and the phosphorous powder falling from the wings in the rain and fog was a little less, but it couldn't stop it from being enchanting, and it even matched the pink fur on Tie Zhu's body even more, fascinated anyone's eyes for a while.
Wings flapped, Tie Zhu hugged Yu Fei and slowly floated into the air. After confirming that there was no problem with the two flying, he immediately accelerated the frequency of flapping his wings, turning into a touch of red in the wind and rain, and disappearing into the sky.
Only Yu Fei's voice was caught in the wind: "Being human, do something good, don't be grateful, my name is Lei Feng—"
You Mo's people watched the two strange flowers fly away, because the speed was too fast, even the screenshots only left silhouettes and backs.The eastern cowboy turned his head to look at his elder brother with a dark face, and his mouth was full of grievances.
"Crazy brother, what should we do? Just let them go like this?"
Crazy Young Master took off the mask and sunglasses on his face, looked at the direction in which the two disappeared, and sneered, "How could you let them go, the brother who bullied me, Mad Young Master, you must not let them go so easily."
He looked at the Eastern Cowboy and said, "Didn't you take a screenshot just now? Go to the forum to post a reward order, and browse the world channel. As long as you see Wang Laoba and Ouyang Tiezhu and hug their addresses, you can get money .”
Crazy Young Master snorted coldly: "I'll see where they can hide."
The guys with extremely high mobility immediately started working, and within three to four minutes, the photos of Yu Fei and Tie Zhu appeared on the first page of the game forum.
At the same time, the high-intensity Internet surfer didn't want to work overtime, so he sent a message to Tie Zhu and Yu Fei to inform them of their fame.
Don't want to work overtime: Brother Ye, you two are on the forum.
Wang Laoba: What post?send me to see.
A link was thrown over, and Tie Zhu and Yu Fei immediately opened it, but they didn't expect that it was a butterfly photo of the two of them.
Hazy rain, bright clothes, you and I are intimately dependent on each other.
Among other things, the boy's photography skills were highly appreciated by the aesthetic master Tie Zhu, and he was directly saved to the contactor as a game memory between himself and the strong old man.
The text of the post is solemn and solemn. The general content is that Wang Laoba and Ouyang Tiezhu have ruined You Mo's face. Now there is a reward for the whole server. As long as someone knows their location, they can get money for reporting.And it is accompanied by a kitchen knife bleeding expression, which fully expresses the author's indignation.
It's just that this sentiment was not conveyed to the people who replied. The replies were filled with a joyful and peaceful atmosphere, and one or two of them were the first to express doubts about the names of Wang Laoba and Ouyang Tiezhu.
[No, sir, is there really someone called these two names?Do they know someone named Xie Guangkun? 】
[Is the name of the person who posted this post Mad Shao even more outrageous? 】
【Love me, are you afraid——Crazy Young Master】
[Just ask if you don't understand, how did you get the fur on this brother?Quite good looking. 】
【Your experience, I love you; your words, I still love him. 】
[One thing to say, there are more than 20 people who can't beat 2, and they have to post to find a place, but anyone with a little IQ will not do this. 】
……
Yu Fei and Tie Zhu looked at the bottom and found that the number of replies had reached page 10 in just 5 minutes. They looked at each other and felt something was wrong...
This time it seems to be really red.
But as the opposite side got closer and closer, the word You on the clothes turned red and black.The smile on Tie Zhu's face disappeared in a second, he grabbed Yu Fei and walked behind the crowd.
"What's wrong?" Yu Fei staggered, not understanding why Tie Zhu suddenly became flustered.
Tie Zhu pulled him forward, and put Sanha, who was biting his own tail, into the backpack. He lowered his voice and said, "That's You Mo's man."
"Ah?" Yu Fei was shocked. He glanced back at the neat mask and black sunglasses, a little confused: "It's fashionable to wear it now? Am I abandoned by fashion?"
Tie Zhu was also startled, this old king's way of thinking is really strange, he is not worried about his own safety at this time, but he is wondering whether he is abandoned by the fashion, so brave, Wang Laoba, you are worthy of it!
Yu Fei put Brother Yan into his backpack, looked at the menacing group of boys, couldn't help touching his chin and asked: "Tie Zhu, do you think this is fashionable and good-looking? I don't think it's as foreign as the Barbie King Kong fur on you."
Tie Zhu: ...
Although thank you very much for complimenting me, there is no need for Barbie King Kong, Ouyang Tiezhu is really a man.
Although Yu Fei was eloquent, he really didn't expect that this group of guys with poor brains could be so organized.Seeking revenge is not just talking about it, but really looking for a fight between the two of them. It is really hard to follow a gentleman's word, admiration.
The two slipped to the other side of the abandoned building. The iron pillar leaned against the wall and stretched their heads for a look. They were relieved to find that Youmo's people hadn't come yet.
"I have a suggestion." Tie Zhu looked up at the sky, "Keep the green hills there, and don't worry about running out of firewood. There's no need to fight head-to-head with them. It's better to run for your life in rainy days."
Yu Fei nodded, 36 moves is the best strategy, and a real warrior may be able to surround [-] with two people, but they are not strong enough now, so they can only avoid their edge.
But walking with tail between legs like this is too embarrassing to make people feel unwilling.Even if his heroic tenant, Wang Laoba, were to leave, he would straighten his waist and hold a loudspeaker to shout for another day to fight again.
Tie Zhu saw that his eyes were turning quickly, so he knew that this person was probably not thinking of good things. Sure enough, after a while, as soon as Wang Laoba spoke, he could smell the smell of wickedness.
The two of them found a high platform that was convenient to hide and run away. Seeing that You Mo had reached the place where the two of them hid at first, and was about to spread out to search, Yu Fei stepped out of the shadows with one step, and asked lazily with folded arms: "Who are you looking for?"
"On top!"
Seeing this reaction, Yu Fei nodded with a look of sudden realization: "So you are looking for me. I'm sorry, who is it?"
"Don't pretend to be stupid, Wang Laoba, I told you to wait, why didn't you wait? Why are you running away?" The eastern cowboy took off the mask and sunglasses on his face, and his name popped out of his head immediately.
"You asked me to wait and I'll just wait, what do you count as the green onion?" Yu Fei was puzzled, how could he, the real father of a game investor, stand like a minion and no one saw me?
He is clearly a man standing at the top of the pyramid, but he is like a male protagonist who has been slapped in the face by the bitterness of the script for 30 years. Although it is good to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, you can't be greedy.
All in all, it's just that Wang Laoba doesn't feel good enough, and the names of himself and Ouyang Tiezhu are not loud enough.
"Never mind that he is that onion, you should first think about what you should do." A masked old man looked up at Yu Fei in the rain, and said coldly: "If you break my brother's wings, I will Destroy your entire paradise."
Yu Fei: ... Grass!
Unable to think of a reply to the surfing speech with the same historical background, Yu Fei felt that he had lost the upper hand in terms of momentum, and his face suddenly became gloomy.
Tie Zhu, who was hiding in the shadow behind, was already dazed by the wave of the Internet Renaissance, and grabbed his face hard, trying to relieve his embarrassment and paralysis in this way.
Regardless of whether it was GG or MM, he couldn't stand it anymore.
"Brother, hurry up. I can't take it anymore." Tie Zhu's hand holding the hammer trembled slightly. Who could understand his pain?
Yu Fei didn't want to have this kind of meaningless conversation anymore, so he raised his hand and released his big three-horse vertical rechargeable air conditioner that had just been stamped with crystal stones.
"Place up!"
Seeing Yu Fei take out the air conditioner, You Mo also responded quickly, everyone moved in unison, and raised a manhole cover in a row, with the words "city sewer" engraved on it.
Good guy, the equipment is quite matching!
Seeing that the gun on the opposite side was already loaded, Yu Fei no longer hesitated, raised his hand and turned on the air conditioner to cool down to 16 degrees, and adjusted the wind speed to strong wind, facing the Youmo people.
The rain has been falling, the atmosphere is not harmonious, there are too many dialogues, and now they are all swallowed.The battle was about to start, and Yu Fei's hand holding half of the French stick slightly tightened.
The air conditioner blows out white air visible to the naked eye, the blue crystals on the fuselage flicker slightly, Yu Fei begins to chant a mantra, and the surrounding temperature suddenly drops a lot.
"aim!"
The big brother You Mo let out a roar, everyone pulled out their guns and pointed them at Yu Fei who was casting a spell. Tie Zhu didn't expect that the group of people were all mighty and majestic men with guns, so he immediately put down his backpacks and left them alone. I only think about Wang Laoba.
With the pink plush body in front of her eyes, Yu Fei was stunned for a second and almost bit her tongue with her teeth while chanting a curse.
"Don't worry about me, keep going!" Tie Zhu smiled at him, "T should be in front of the dps, don't worry I won't hurt you."
Yu Fei's eyes moved slightly, thinking why this person looks a little wrong, it's not once or twice that he is too attentive to himself...
Suddenly Wang Laoba had a bad idea about rural love in his mind.
Tie Zhu didn't know that an unspeakable taboo love in the countryside was going on in Yu Fei's heart, and he only had the ghost boys with guns in front of him.
There were too many guns in their hands, Tie Zhu touched his black iron pot, thinking brother, the fate between us may end here today.
If there is an afterlife, I hope you can become a colander.
The gun rang out.
Tie Zhu held the big iron pot firmly, but he didn't feel the vibration of the bullet hitting the pot. He raised his eyes and found a wall of ice had formed in front of him.
Wang Laoba's cool voice came from behind: "Actually, you don't have to worry about me, but forget it, come here, I won't let their bullets hit you."
Even in the rain, the shiny fish skin coat was particularly dazzling. Just like Wang Laoba, Tie Zhu couldn't move his eyes for a while.Handsome is just one word, and he has to say it [-] times.
Sure enough, people want clothes, and when the two of them succeed in this run, he, Ouyang Tiezhu, will tailor the most shiny and most beautiful equipment for Wang Laoba!From now on, this is no longer a simple game of scavenging waste and fighting monsters to upgrade.
This is a miraculous [-]-circle tour of scavenging challenges!And he, Tie Zhu of the Dao Dao Temple, will never admit defeat!
The temperature was getting lower and lower, the sound of gunshots continued, the ice wall in front of him had cracked two cracks, and the iron pot was standing on the iron pillar. Just as he was about to ask if he wanted to slip away now, Yu Fei finally finished reciting the spell.
The rain in the sky began to solidify into lumps of ice and fall down, and the crackling group attack ice magic was completed!
Wang Laobaxie laughed, watching the humorous guy below was hit by the hailstone and ran around with his head in his arms, he raised his hand and was hit by a big ice ball.
Good air conditioner, made by Gree, with this cooling effect, it deserves a 40-character five-star praise!
The people below were already defeated, so Yu Fei decided to make a grand exit at this moment.He reached out and patted Tie Zhu's shoulder, and said loudly to the boys below: "Brothers, blowing the cold wind will make you more awake, brother will go first, there will be a period later, goodbye~!"
"Hold below! Don't let them escape!"
The eastern cowboy roared, but he knew the beginning but didn't guess the ending. Although Yu Fei wanted to leave, he definitely didn't take the usual way.
The fairy wings appeared again, and the phosphorous powder falling from the wings in the rain and fog was a little less, but it couldn't stop it from being enchanting, and it even matched the pink fur on Tie Zhu's body even more, fascinated anyone's eyes for a while.
Wings flapped, Tie Zhu hugged Yu Fei and slowly floated into the air. After confirming that there was no problem with the two flying, he immediately accelerated the frequency of flapping his wings, turning into a touch of red in the wind and rain, and disappearing into the sky.
Only Yu Fei's voice was caught in the wind: "Being human, do something good, don't be grateful, my name is Lei Feng—"
You Mo's people watched the two strange flowers fly away, because the speed was too fast, even the screenshots only left silhouettes and backs.The eastern cowboy turned his head to look at his elder brother with a dark face, and his mouth was full of grievances.
"Crazy brother, what should we do? Just let them go like this?"
Crazy Young Master took off the mask and sunglasses on his face, looked at the direction in which the two disappeared, and sneered, "How could you let them go, the brother who bullied me, Mad Young Master, you must not let them go so easily."
He looked at the Eastern Cowboy and said, "Didn't you take a screenshot just now? Go to the forum to post a reward order, and browse the world channel. As long as you see Wang Laoba and Ouyang Tiezhu and hug their addresses, you can get money .”
Crazy Young Master snorted coldly: "I'll see where they can hide."
The guys with extremely high mobility immediately started working, and within three to four minutes, the photos of Yu Fei and Tie Zhu appeared on the first page of the game forum.
At the same time, the high-intensity Internet surfer didn't want to work overtime, so he sent a message to Tie Zhu and Yu Fei to inform them of their fame.
Don't want to work overtime: Brother Ye, you two are on the forum.
Wang Laoba: What post?send me to see.
A link was thrown over, and Tie Zhu and Yu Fei immediately opened it, but they didn't expect that it was a butterfly photo of the two of them.
Hazy rain, bright clothes, you and I are intimately dependent on each other.
Among other things, the boy's photography skills were highly appreciated by the aesthetic master Tie Zhu, and he was directly saved to the contactor as a game memory between himself and the strong old man.
The text of the post is solemn and solemn. The general content is that Wang Laoba and Ouyang Tiezhu have ruined You Mo's face. Now there is a reward for the whole server. As long as someone knows their location, they can get money for reporting.And it is accompanied by a kitchen knife bleeding expression, which fully expresses the author's indignation.
It's just that this sentiment was not conveyed to the people who replied. The replies were filled with a joyful and peaceful atmosphere, and one or two of them were the first to express doubts about the names of Wang Laoba and Ouyang Tiezhu.
[No, sir, is there really someone called these two names?Do they know someone named Xie Guangkun? 】
[Is the name of the person who posted this post Mad Shao even more outrageous? 】
【Love me, are you afraid——Crazy Young Master】
[Just ask if you don't understand, how did you get the fur on this brother?Quite good looking. 】
【Your experience, I love you; your words, I still love him. 】
[One thing to say, there are more than 20 people who can't beat 2, and they have to post to find a place, but anyone with a little IQ will not do this. 】
……
Yu Fei and Tie Zhu looked at the bottom and found that the number of replies had reached page 10 in just 5 minutes. They looked at each other and felt something was wrong...
This time it seems to be really red.
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