I am picking up trash in online games

Is there anything more embarrassing than picking up shit and being discovered by the owner of the shit?

Yu Fei held the feces with pliers in one hand, neither advancing nor retreating, he squinted at the group of curious cats in front of him, rolled his tongue in his mouth and made a sound like a wild boar, and drove the group of onlookers away .

It's just that the cat looked back three times at a step, and finally continued to observe these strange humans not far away.

Tie Zhu patted Yu Fei on the shoulder: "It's okay, old man, they are all data, picking up shit is God knows, you know, we know, no one else will know."

Because no one would know, Tie Zhu picked up shit with peace of mind, until Sanha saw that he couldn't put it down, and after he pouted his ass and pulled a big pile by the master's hand, Tie Zhu's face finally changed.

Then everyone knows that although it's all shit, shit is worthless.

After picking up the coffee beans on the ground, the Olympic champion marked it on the map so that he could come back next time, and then said that he was going back to the vegetable field to collect the vegetables.

"Collect the vegetables? Is it ripe in such a short time?" Yu Fei asked doubtfully.

The Olympic champion nodded: "Of course, Chinese cabbage is a first-class crop, and the time to mature is very short. I have to go back early to avoid someone stealing my vegetables. Although I can't steal all of them, it's annoying to be taken away for no reason." .”

The three brothers were taken aback for a moment, forgetting that the vegetables would be stolen after they were ripe.Yu Fei thought to himself that everyone has received the nine-year compulsory education, so the quality is not so poor that they even want to steal Chinese cabbage.

Taking a chance, Wang Laoba returned to his vegetable field, and what he saw was a mess.

Damn it, forget about stealing, the soil has been dug out, and the wells and buckets on one side have been thrown outside.

Yu Fei sneered, little thing, turned the soil over your grandfather's head?There are four streets, east, west, north, south, and I don't ask who is my father.

There is a grave in my heart, where all the vegetable thieves are buried.

The angry Wang Laoba pulled away the visitor from the vegetable staff, and accurately found the one who picked the cabbage from the vegetable field, and the first cut king.

I hope your strength is as crazy as your name.

After cleaning up the messy vegetable field and planting new goji berry seeds, Yu Fei fixed the damaged wooden door and was about to trouble those two little brats when he turned around and bumped into a wall.

Tie Zhu looked at him: "What are you doing?"

"Looking for two people, why? Your vegetable field was not stolen?" Yu Fei asked.

Tie Zhu shook his head: "No, yours was stolen? So you went to find those two cabbages? Just steal two cabbages and I'll give you mine."

Wang Laoba, who was always kind in front of him, suddenly hooked his lips and smiled evilly: "Stealing vegetables is not the point, the point is that they messed up my vegetable field, I can't stand that."

This is angry?Tie Zhu was stunned for a moment, and suddenly became excited when he saw Wang Laoba who was about to fight with someone in front of him.Maybe this is an opportunity to get one step closer to this underworld master who was born in Shaolin.

He will definitely reveal the secrets layer by layer and clear away the fog on Wang Laoba's body.

After all, it must not be easy to be able to call someone with this name!

"I'll go with you." Tie Zhu took out his own iron pot, "Fire those who stole your food!"

Yu Fei smiled: "Okay, let's go then. By the way, where is Lao Yang?"

"He and the Olympic champion went to study hens, because Lao Yang felt that since hens can lay eggs, they must also be able to hatch eggs, and then the hens will give birth to chicks, and cycle nesting dolls."

Tie Zhu shrugged: "I think it's boring, so I came to you first."

"That's not boring, at least he solved a problem left over from history, knowing which came first, the chicken or the egg." Yu Fei put on the hood on his head, opened the friend panel and muttered: "Seeking revenge The first step is Xingrong Information Base."

Although I haven't contacted Feng Xingrong for a long time, but when I heard that there was an intelligence dealer who came to do business, he was more enthusiastic about his parents than Watson's shopping guide.

Yu Fei didn't talk nonsense and went straight to the point, directly reporting the names of the two brothers.

"I'll mail the money directly to your mailbox, you just need to tell me where they are." Wang Laoba moved his fingers slightly, "Don't worry, I won't cause trouble for you, I just give them ideological and moral lessons."

Feng Xingrong: Brother, you are too out of touch. I will report the address to you right away, but you should pay attention to this king of chopping. He is the leader of a big gang that roams the world.

Wang Laoba: ...

Wang Laoba: Damn, the name is really earthy, even more earthy than mine.

After getting the coordinates and addresses of the two people, Yu Fei mailed the money, first put Sanha and the scalper into the backpack temporarily, and then took the iron pillar straight to the location of the dragging sky. The first cut king was actually together.

Yu Fei squinted his eyes and saw that the names of the two people were both bearing the name of Long Xingtianxia. He couldn't help but sneer: "It's true that things gather together and people are divided into groups. It's not that one family doesn't come into one family. I'm so old. The Lord will give you a nest."

Tie Zhu heard Wang Laoba talking one after another, and patted him on the shoulder: "Don't get excited, there are a lot of people around them now, we have to plan before we start."

"If there is a plan, there will be loopholes. The situation is changeable, and people's ideas are limited. It is better to have no plan at the beginning than when something happens."

At first it sounds powerful, but when you think about it carefully, it seems to be nonsense, but there seems to be some truth in this nonsense, after carefully savoring it, Tie Zhu's eyes suddenly admired, and he couldn't help applauding: "This kind of nonsense It’s the first time I’ve heard of something that makes sense, may I ask which philosopher said it?”

Yu Fei looked at him and said softly, "Nonsense."

Tie Zhu: ...

"But these are not important. We have to find a time when they are alone, and it is best to be together when there is no one else around. If they find out and call someone, it will be troublesome."

Yu Fei observed the people around the two of them. There were quite a few people with the name of the Dragon Walking World nearby, and none of them were of low rank.

"They are forming a team to hunt down the elite monster pink king gorilla in the woods, and the regional channel has been swiping the screen to send messages to recruit the savages to form a team." Tie Zhu squeezed his chin and clicked his tongue, "The situation is a bit troublesome. Do you want it? It’s fine to hit someone, how can he damage your vegetable patch, how can we go back. Anyway, each vegetable patch can only be stolen by the same person once, and he can’t enter your vegetable patch for the second time.”

Yu Fei shook his head: "No, if that's the case, I'm not like him anymore? I don't want to be like this."

"Then what do you want to do?" Tie Zhu wondered.

Yu Fei stared at it for a while, with a smile on his face: "Follow them, and wait until the elite monsters are in front of you."

The Longxing Tianxia Gang quickly gathered people, and led a large force to the southern forest. Yu Fei followed behind and counted, and found that the members of the Longxing Tianxia Gang accounted for three quarters of them.

And there are a lot of dog-legged followers around the first cut king, among them, dragging the sky is the most enthusiastic and closest one.

Seeing that there are so many helpers on the opposite side, the chance of the two of them being alone is extremely slim.Tie Zhu turned his head to look at Wang Laoba beside him, his eyes gradually became deep.

What are you going to do?

The face of Wang Laoba next to him was calm, and his lips occasionally smiled, as if he had already won the victory.The more Tie Zhu looked at it, the more excited he became. It's not that he has never seen a fight since he was a child, but he has never participated in it himself. Today he finally made him wait!

The team walked into the depths of the woods, and the pink orangutan was sleeping on the branch of an ancient tree in front of him, while a group of players gathered around the tree, raised their heads at a 75° angle and looked up at the orangutan sky.

"I saw Brother Hongqi." Tie Zhu narrowed his eyes and stared at the name of the guild above Ran Ran Hongqi's head, and said softly, "Zhonghuaxin... Maybe he also established a guild."

The familiar moon post and custard pudding are all around Ran Ran Hongqi, and it looks like a gang group centered on Brother Hongqi.Yu Fei also turned his head and glanced, nodded and said: "I saw it too, there are many people here, let's go behind them, don't meet them face to face."

Tie Zhu responded, and directly put down the jar mask on his face. With a face that can only be seen through X-rays, he got into the bushes, circled around and returned to the back of the old tree, the pink orangutan right above their heads.

And over there Hongqi brother and the first cut king also met, as if they were discussing something.

"I guess they are discussing how to divide the rewards for this elite monster." Tie Zhu's voice couldn't contain his excitement: "So we want the mantis to catch the cicada and the oriole to surround them?"

Round?Two people surrounded a group of people, are you Clark Kent so fierce?It's true that people can't be measured by appearances, and iron pillars can't be measured.Ouyang Tiezhu, I really belong to you.

Wang Laoba stretched out his hand and patted the iron pillar, expressing that he understood the handsomeness and pretentiousness of a man, but he didn't come to fight with others today.

"We only hit those two cubs point-to-point and accurately, and don't affect others." Yu Fei saw that the first slasher had already walked under the big tree and was about to start monsters. When he fired the lighter in his hand, the flames burst out immediately.

A fire this morning, the orangutan in the tree fell in love with me.

The fireball hit the tree trunk where the orangutan was lying, and the pink orangutan who was still asleep burst into flames, jumped out of the book with a roar, and landed right in front of the first cut king.

All the gang members were watching from behind, King Chop swallowed, he didn't know why he didn't start the monster, the pink orangutan jumped down on his own initiative, and he was lucky.

In the past, the monkey grandson couldn't turn over the Buddha's Five Fingers Mountain. Today, the monkey's relative, the orangutan, turned over and became the master. When he came up, he slapped the first king and overturned it directly. He flew out like a spinning top and fell to the ground. A crisp sound.

Hiding in the bushes, Yu Fei clasped his hands together and said softly, "Amitabha, I hope people are gone."