I am picking up trash in online games

During reunion festivals like the Mid-Autumn Festival, Yu Xi wouldn't be really let out by getting out, but Lao Yu could directly send the bastard, the second son, to the kitchen and ask him to help quickly.

Yu Xi spread her hands as she walked, but within 5 minutes after entering the kitchen, Ouhuang hadn't finished reporting this year's financial statement, Yu Xi gnawed on a cucumber again and was kicked out by his mother.

He shrugged and sighed at Ouhuang: "See, this is the life of Yu Xi who was despised."

"You asked for it yourself." Yu Fei looked at him.

After eating cucumbers, Yu Xi's mouth finally calmed down, and she sat by the side like a dumb listener until Yu Sheng came back with a big bag and a small bag, and then pulled out a carpenter's hammer and walked to the kitchen in front of them.

Yu Fei: ...

Yu Fei: "Brother, did you buy the wrong hammer?"

"No, I've bought other hammers, but I think this hammer is the most convenient and practical." Yu Sheng looked at the carpentry hammer in his hand, with a look of appreciation in his eyes: "I caught it in the supermarket. "

Ou Huang paused, and asked Yu Fei beside him in a low voice: "Does your brother have a carpenter's dream in his heart, but he can't realize it because of the family business?"

Yu Fei paused, and said very ashamedly: "I don't know, my elder brother has been like this since I can remember."

With a hammer, a new kitchen knife and a new pot, no matter how hard the crab is, it will fall apart.The king crab, which was still showing its teeth and claws in the pool, wanted to compete with the Tiangong test, directly bundled up in Asia and served in the steamer.

After tidying up everything, Yu Sheng and Ms. Sheng stood in front of the pot and stared at it without moving. Then Ms. Xu Jiusheng asked, "What do you think your brother thinks?"

As the person closest to Yu Fei in this family, Yu Sheng thought for two seconds: "He should like his face, and his temper should also be appropriate."

"That's not what I'm talking about." Ms. Sheng paused, and said worriedly with her face on her face: "Why do I feel that Xiaoou's mind is a little unclear, and he doesn't look like the high-achieving student you sent us. Later, you will take away the walnuts at home Get them some, and make up for it."

Yu Sheng paused: "Maybe they are too nervous. It's normal to be too nervous when you come to the house for the first time. The most important thing is that the person is fine, and it's enough for the younger brother to like him."

"Hey, I can't control him anyway, let him go." Ms. Sheng sighed, looked at her eldest son and asked, "I said quietly, should you also find someone? Your younger brother has brought someone back. How do I see that you haven't even held someone's hand before?"

Yu Sheng: "No way, when I was out shopping just now, I led my grandmother across the road."

Ms. Sheng: ...

Ms. Sheng: "I mean the kind who have sex with you."

"The steamed crabs are ready to eat. I'll ask them to eat first. Mom, you and auntie help take down the bowls and chopsticks." Yu Sheng saw that he was angry with himself, and immediately teleported to the door, calling the young and old outside. Have a meal.

The discussion stage outside has reached the topic of the company's future development. Yu Fei and Yu Xi have given up listening in, and fell on the sofa to watch the special animation program broadcast at noon today.

"The meal is ready, let's eat first." Yu Sheng looked at the two younger brothers who were staggering on the sofa, and then at Ou Huang who was sitting upright on the other side, and frowned: "You two, go and help with the chopsticks. .”

Because the sudden appearance of crabs made this ordinary lunch extraordinary.The aunt of Yu Zhai's family exhausted all her cooking power to renovate the original dishes so that they can be worthy of this ultimate invincible king crab.

It was almost one o'clock in the afternoon by the time the family finished their tossing and finally sat down at a table to eat.Yu Fei, who only ate two buns in the morning, was already dizzy from hunger, and his chest was sticking to his back.

In addition to the mental blow that Ouhuang brought to him before, he is now physically and mentally exhausted, with only one word "hungry" in his mind, and he doesn't want to think about what unexpected things will happen during the meal.

Anyway, this is the end of the matter, and it's not too embarrassing.

When the family sits at the table for dinner, except for a sip of wine when opening the table and clinking glasses together, everyone is busy adding food to the bowl, giving full play to the good habit of not talking about food, and for a while, only the collision of bowls and chopsticks can be heard in the restaurant the sound of.

The big crab brought by Ouhuang was placed in the middle of the round table. The shells on the body had been smashed, and the crab meat inside could be pulled out with just a little force.

Yu Xi directly took a leg. After eating, he felt that he came back to life. He turned to look at Ou Huang and asked, "Hey, Xiao Ou, who did you trust to buy this crab? When the time comes, push his business card to you." Me, next time I'll buy one too."

Before Ou Huang nodded, Yu Sheng glanced at Yu Xi: "This one is not enough for you? Let's talk after we finish eating."

"I'll just ask." Yu Xi pursed her lips.

Ms. Sheng saw that Ou Huang was only eating food in front of her, and immediately said, "Xiao Ou also eats vegetables, don't be shy, just do whatever you want, if you can't get it, you can stand up and get it." Ou Huang responded and stood up. When he got up, he grabbed two legs and put them on the plate, then peeled off the shell of one leg and put it in Yu Fei's bowl.

Yu Fei was originally resistant to this crab that almost caused his own cerebral hemorrhage, but the taste was so delicious that he couldn't hold it back. He tasted it first, then dipped it in black pepper sauce, and couldn't help but order it. Nodded: "This crab tastes good, except that you got the wrong species, and your fellow villagers didn't cheat you."

Hearing Yu Fei boasted that the crabs were good, Ouhuang put a pending sign on Planck's special guest position at the 315 party in his heart.

"Then I'll buy another one from him next time. I think it tastes good baked with cheese. I'll try it next time." Ou Huang said, and put the other leg in the bowl into Yu Fei's bowl.

Seeing this, Yu Sheng coughed, "Xiao Ou, you eat by yourself, and Yu Fei lets him pinch it by himself."

"That's right, you eat by yourself." Lao Yu also echoed beside him.

Now that the whole family has eaten half of their meal, the intermission is over, and the second toasting and chatting session officially begins.

At home, Ouhuang has carefully read "Eighteen Tips for a Son-in-Law", "How to Make a Perfect Impression on Your Father-in-law and Mother-in-Law", "Two or Three Things You Must Read in Foreign Countries" and other classics when meeting parents, and gave warnings for various situations acting.

It takes a thousand days to raise a soldier, and now it's time to show his real skills. He decided to strike first, raised his wine glass and made a toast to everyone on the table except Yu Fei, and the first glass of red wine went straight to the bottom.

"Drink slowly, drink slowly." Lao Ou gave the eldest son a look, Yu Sheng immediately pressed Ouhuang's hand that was about to pour the wine, and said with a smile: "First, eat the order, and then eat the order." drink."

Ms. Sheng glanced at Yu Fei who was serving Ou Huang's food, and said with a smile, "I heard from Xiao Fei, you two met while playing games?"

"It's time to play scavenging." Yu Xi interjected, "What's your name? I heard that scavenging is going to add friends across regions. I'll add you when the time comes."

Yu Fei, who has always been semi-sugar to his family, was about to make up a name to deal with Yu Xi, but Ou Huang, an honest child, copied the bottom line for him again, and directly spoke loudly about the relationship between the two in front of the table full of people. name--

"My name is Ouyang Tiezhu, and he is Wang Laoba."

This is the name of the Yu family couple in those days that would sound silly. Lao Yu and Ms. Sheng looked at Yu Fei in surprise. Neither of them could have imagined that their son, who is usually calm on the outside, has such a different inner world!

Yu Sheng was silent for two seconds, and asked, "Xiao Fei, why did you think of such a name?"

"...I did it randomly." Yu Fei opened his eyes and said nonsense, "Anyway, people who play games don't know me, so it doesn't matter what I call it."

Yu Xi, who had been in a state of astonishment, finally came back to his senses, looked at the upright younger brother-in-law in front of him and the silent younger brother, subconsciously touched his head and murmured: "So you are Ouyang Tiezhu."

There is a saying in the scavenging forum: If you don’t know Wang Laoba, it’s useless to play scavenging all over the place.There is another sentence that Ou Tiezhu was not born in the sky, and the eternal earth road is like a long night.

Wang Laoba and Ouyang Tiezhu, the earthy double wall in the scavenging game, which mage watched Wang Laoba's spell teaching video and didn't say that Wang Laoba is awesome?

The way Yu Xi looked at Yu Fei and Ouhuang gradually changed, he raised his hand and poured himself a glass of wine, raised his glass to them and said, "For our family, cheers."

The meal progressed slowly, and at the end of the meal, Ms. Sheng asked, "Xiao Ou, do your parents know about you and our Xiao Fei?"

"I know." Ou Huang nodded, "And the two of them will go back to China for the holidays in two days, and I will bring Fei Ge to meet them."

Ms. Sheng nodded and didn't say much, but Lao Yu turned to look at Yu Fei to remind him to remember to prepare gifts too, and not to make people feel impolite by empty-handed.

"I've already booked the hotel, I'll prepare the gift when I get back, don't worry." Yu Fei said.

This time, he must learn from today's lesson, do everything for himself, and never let Ouhuang interfere.Yu Fei picked up the wine glass and took a sip, secretly vowing in his heart that today's embarrassment must not be repeated.

However, after he took another sip of the wine, he realized something was wrong.

Every cause has its effect. If Ouhuang's aesthetics is like this, does it mean that his family's aesthetics is also like this?Wouldn't the gift prepared by myself be too normal and not special under the pressure of Sir Ou and Mrs. Ou?

At this moment, Yu Fei hesitated again.

In his contemplation of the greeting ceremony, the meal finally came to an end.The crab brought by Ouhuang lost everything, and the main stage of the family moved to the living room again.

I don't know if it was because the blood supply to the brain returned to normal after eating, but Ou Huang behaved very normally in the following chat.Originally, he was going to stay for dinner, but Yu Fei took Ouhuang away on the pretext of having something to do.

After getting into the car, the two finally breathed a sigh of relief. Ouhuang leaned on the steering wheel listlessly: "Honey, did I perform poorly today?"

"It's okay, it's quite your style." Yu Fei stretched out his hand and squeezed his neck, "Let's go, go home quickly, you still have things to do when you get home."

Ou Huang was taken aback: "What's the matter?"

"Uncle and aunt's preference analysis document." Yu Fei looked forward, "I will never let today happen again."