I am picking up trash in online games
Chapter 119
Under the slap like a storm, a dizzy debuff jumped out of the Olympic champion's head, and he lost control of his body. Even though he heard the call from Doctor Yang, he couldn't raise his hand.
"Wang Lao Ba! Tie Zhu!!" Brother Junzi roared with all his strength, and saw Tie Zhu jumping up holding the Olympic five-ring shield and rushing towards him. A fork stuck the tip of the tail in the middle of Pippi Shrimp.
But even so, Pippi Shrimp did not give up his yearning for freedom.But the Tao is one foot tall and the devil is one foot high. Pippi Xia met Wang Laoba, the greatest enemy in his life.
As we all know, Wang Laoba is the most brilliant flower among the strange flowers in Scavengers District 2. You will never guess what move he will make next, just as you can never guess that this bastard will pour oil into the sea.
The oil floated on the surface of the water, and before everyone turned around, Wang Laoba, whose head was reflecting light, took out another match, and struck fiercely on the top of his smooth and hairless head——
The match, lit up.
Dry!The expressions of all the players on the beach twisted, and they scratched their heads and began to question whether this is reasonable!Wang Laoba, do you think a bald head is a dick?
But the reality is before his eyes, his bastard's bald head is really awesome, it can light up and light a fire!
I saw Wang Laoba twirling the sparks with his hands, sighing Amitabha, and then the match in his hand fell on the oil floating on the sea surface, and the flames soared into the sky, directly starting to create seaside hot springs.
There is an old eight in front of the iron pillar behind, and Pippi Shrimp is in a dilemma, but even so, it still does not give up or give up, and chooses to bow its body and attack the shrimp soldiers.
But sadness is always inevitable, every time you wake up from a dream.
Tie Zhu held the harpoon in his hand with all his strength, and roared angrily at the moment Pi Zige took off: "Ula!"
Everyone on the beach saw a Pippi shrimp soaring into the air. Accompanied by the sound of something tearing, they saw a thick black thread coming out of the Pippi shrimp's body. It was as smooth as silk. Intestines are clear.
That year, Nezha was making dragon tendons in the sea; today, Tie Zhu is making shrimps in the sea.It is clear at a glance who is the real shrimp catcher.
The thick black thread fell on the beach, and the clean Pipi shrimp fell into Wang Laoba's pocket. He gave a thumbs up to the iron pillar, praising his tenth-level shrimp peeling skills.
With the love of Tie Zhu and Wang Laoba, the parents, Pippi Shrimp can only fail to escape from prison. Even the bullfrog, whose jumping ability is far superior to Pippi Shrimp, has long been pushed to the ground by two people.
The soul that has been compatible for so long because of the earthy taste has been polished in the game of scavenging for many days. Not to mention that when Wang Laoba raises his butt, Tie Zhu knows what he is farting, at least when Wang Laoba raises his hand , Tie Zhu knew exactly what trick he was going to use.
The men and women are paired together, and the work is not tiring. The tacit understanding of the two people's cooperation and the crispness of the movements made the Olympic champion standing next to him after inhaling oxygen couldn't help feeling: "If they have children in the future, the children must be very miserable."
Don't want to work overtime and wonder: "why? Why is it so miserable."
"Because the two of them are so in harmony, they will definitely be even more tacit when beating children. Others play mixed doubles, and they play men's doubles. The damage is doubled. You say the child is miserable."
The Olympic champion couldn't help touching his face when he thought about it, and sighed again: "It's miserable."
"You'd better come to my hospital earlier, and I'll arrange a brain CT for you." I didn't want to work overtime and patted him on the shoulder, "Really, it's very important to pay attention to brain health."
Tie Zhu and Wang Laoba returned in glory after packing up the ingredients, and now they only have the last ingredient left, the sea bass.It was impossible to expect the fisherman who didn't want to work overtime to catch the fish, so they unanimously decided to follow the big team to collect the fishing nets.
Originally they thought that the four people in the fishing net were just right, but the reality is often more outrageous than imagined.Yu Fei looked at the fishing net that required hundreds of people to pull it together, and he became more and more sure that the production team of Scavengers was Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and it was open to all rivers.
The big net that can only be seen in winter fishing in Chagan Lake is reappearing today. Wang Laoba feels that he is not on the bikini beach, but on the Songhua River in the northeast.
I didn't want to work overtime and was dumbfounded: "wdnmd, how do you get this?"
"It's over when you pull the net up. This is a scene that people can only see when they fish in Chagan Lake in winter. It's already very crowded." Yu Fei patted Tie Zhu's shoulder, "Get your tractor out to help drag the fishing net, let's go. You can't pull it with bare hands."
Not only is Tie Zhu's golden tractor on the field, Han Bagui, who just fought with Brother Yuzi, is also slightly injured. He comes here at the call of his father, and once again goes into battle with his good brother, Huang Niudeng, to haul fishing nets.
In order to fully mobilize Brother Yan's subjective initiative and promote involution, the capital tenant Wang Laoba deliberately arranged it between the two bloody horses, so that they could hurt each other internally.
One more person has more strength, I don’t want to work overtime, I look left and right, and I find that everyone is desperate, and it seems a bit unreasonable to have empty hands, so I can only carry out his family’s most precious hen, Ahua.
Ah Hua, who only lays one wild egg a day, is the heart and soul that does not want to work overtime, but it is such a pampered little hen who exhausted all her strength when pulling the net up at the end, in exchange for halfway eggs.
There were ten and a half eggs left on the beach where Ah Hua walked, and the broken egg was because Wang Laoba didn't pay attention when pulling the net hard, and stepped on it directly, causing the yellow to flow all over the floor.
After all the fishing nets were pulled up, I didn’t want to work overtime and didn’t bother to catch the fish. I just hugged my beloved little hen, but I frowned when I hugged it. The little hen in my arms seemed to be light because of laying eggs half.
Heartbroken and uncomfortable, I didn't want to work overtime and directly grabbed a section of beard from my pet little ginseng essence and fed it to A'hua to nourish her body.
Yu Fei stood aside watching and frowned: "Other people's cows grew up listening to music at most, and a plate of meat costs 500 yuan. Your chickens grow up eating ginseng. How much is this chicken leg worth?"
Not wanting to work overtime, Tie Zhu was silent for a while. Originally, Tie Zhu thought he would say that he would not sell it for any amount, but this guy came to him: "Then it might cost [-]. The eggs are cheaper, one thousand, how about you?"
"No need, you can keep the chicks." Tie Zhu waved his hand indifferently.
Don't want to work overtime in a hurry: "If you don't want it, then don't, why are you still swearing?"
Low-level topics are always out of date, and Tie Zhu who doesn't want to work overtime immediately fights together, until the Olympic champion returns with a lively bass, and the two are separated by Yu Fei.
Now that the 4 ingredients are finally perfect, everything is ready, and the four brothers can finally cook.Yu Fei glanced at the time, shook his head and said, "If someone is hungry and waiting for food, he may be starved to death by now."
"Indeed." Tie Zhu nodded, "I have to cook later, I don't know what the situation is."
The Olympic champion rolled up his sleeves and said, "It's okay, I can come to cook, I'm a big player."
The four brothers headed to the beach kitchen in high spirits, ready to face a fierce battle.But never expected that Scavengers knew the pua strategy of giving a stick and then feeding a sweet date.When you think he is bad, he is good; when you think he is good, he is actually bad.
All kinds of plus kitchen utensils are sold on the open-air beach kitchen, which is clearly arranged for players from the beginning to the end. As long as I have it, as long as you want it, there are all seasoning kitchen utensils.
Tie Zhu looked at the big iron pot that can bathe more than a dozen people, and couldn't help feeling: "Is this the legendary kitchen utensil? It really lives up to its reputation."
With the blessing of suitable kitchen utensils, Master Tie and Master Jun, who cook at full speed, don't want to work overtime and Wang Laoba just fights by the side. Everything seems to be going well until Brother Crab is stuffed into the steamer.
Brother Crab is not a bullfrog in the warm water next door. When he felt the temperature rise, his face turned red with anger. He broke free from the rope and struggled hard in the pot. He almost kicked the lid of the steamer with his legs.
Brother Yan sat on the top of the steamer and mooed, sat firmly on the Diaoyutai, and flicked his tail to show that little brother, you are nothing.
Four dishes came out one after another, and even the banquet table next to it was an enlarged version. Yu Feila Lai Crazy and Chop Wang Lai made up the remaining two numbers. All six dishes were served on the table, and the Mid-Autumn Festival banquet was finally completed.
The 6 people stood by and stared at the big dishes on the table, and they wanted to see who came to eat the fruits of their labor.With this amount of dishes, the whole village may not be able to eat them all.
The moment they clicked to start the banquet, they felt the ground tremble. Yu Fei supported the iron pillar to stand firm in time, and then saw a group of NPCs from the city rushing over, all wearing hard hats.
Tie Zhu frowned and realized something was wrong, and when he looked carefully, he suddenly found that those Little Red Riding Hood construction brothers were also mixed in, and they rushed to the front, leading the way.
Not wanting to work overtime, I was stunned: "What's wrong with the players?"
"No, this is the person who participated in the construction of the new city?" Yu Fei immediately realized, "It seems that the underground construction has already started."
Tie Zhu nodded: "It's already started..."
"They can indeed eat. Someone on the forum said that the third task of the brother who participated in the construction work is not to cook but to eat, and it is directly calculated according to the working hours of the construction. The higher the working hours, the better the banquet."
Brother Junzi zoomed in on the forum projection of the communicator for them to see, King Chop held his chin and looked at it for a long time before making a decision: "I won't cook tomorrow, my mother wants to eat!"
Originally, the construction brother was just rushing fast and lacked interest in what to eat, but when he saw that it was Ouyang Tiezhu who was cooking, he directly called friends and called all the friends who were about to fall behind.
Eat big!A big family who eats Ouyang Tiezhu!The CD-ROM operation started from me, and we must not waste a grain of food.
The big table meal was cleaned up by the old song of the construction team, and there was not a single piece of chili left. The system directly gave Wang Laoba a table score of SSS. Not to mention the high score, each person was rewarded with a big brocade bag.
Six people happily opened it, thinking that they could get something good, but they got a big mooncake, and it was a special effect food, and you could turn into a mooncake after eating it.
Yu Fei: ...
Master worked so hard to cook a meal, and you just got rid of it with moon cakes for each person?
Don't want to work overtime, holding moon biscuits and laughing twice: "It's okay, at least it's not biscuits."
The rural F4 holding four moon cakes ate the moon cakes in their hands, and walked side by side to the open space outside the city to bask in the moon. The four moon cakes were lying on the ground, and everyone passing by would look back.
The Olympic champion sat in the middle wearing sunglasses, with his face stuck between the words Wuren. He turned his head and said in a low voice, "Which one of you is lotus seed paste, please change it with me. I like lotus seed paste."
"Wang Lao Ba! Tie Zhu!!" Brother Junzi roared with all his strength, and saw Tie Zhu jumping up holding the Olympic five-ring shield and rushing towards him. A fork stuck the tip of the tail in the middle of Pippi Shrimp.
But even so, Pippi Shrimp did not give up his yearning for freedom.But the Tao is one foot tall and the devil is one foot high. Pippi Xia met Wang Laoba, the greatest enemy in his life.
As we all know, Wang Laoba is the most brilliant flower among the strange flowers in Scavengers District 2. You will never guess what move he will make next, just as you can never guess that this bastard will pour oil into the sea.
The oil floated on the surface of the water, and before everyone turned around, Wang Laoba, whose head was reflecting light, took out another match, and struck fiercely on the top of his smooth and hairless head——
The match, lit up.
Dry!The expressions of all the players on the beach twisted, and they scratched their heads and began to question whether this is reasonable!Wang Laoba, do you think a bald head is a dick?
But the reality is before his eyes, his bastard's bald head is really awesome, it can light up and light a fire!
I saw Wang Laoba twirling the sparks with his hands, sighing Amitabha, and then the match in his hand fell on the oil floating on the sea surface, and the flames soared into the sky, directly starting to create seaside hot springs.
There is an old eight in front of the iron pillar behind, and Pippi Shrimp is in a dilemma, but even so, it still does not give up or give up, and chooses to bow its body and attack the shrimp soldiers.
But sadness is always inevitable, every time you wake up from a dream.
Tie Zhu held the harpoon in his hand with all his strength, and roared angrily at the moment Pi Zige took off: "Ula!"
Everyone on the beach saw a Pippi shrimp soaring into the air. Accompanied by the sound of something tearing, they saw a thick black thread coming out of the Pippi shrimp's body. It was as smooth as silk. Intestines are clear.
That year, Nezha was making dragon tendons in the sea; today, Tie Zhu is making shrimps in the sea.It is clear at a glance who is the real shrimp catcher.
The thick black thread fell on the beach, and the clean Pipi shrimp fell into Wang Laoba's pocket. He gave a thumbs up to the iron pillar, praising his tenth-level shrimp peeling skills.
With the love of Tie Zhu and Wang Laoba, the parents, Pippi Shrimp can only fail to escape from prison. Even the bullfrog, whose jumping ability is far superior to Pippi Shrimp, has long been pushed to the ground by two people.
The soul that has been compatible for so long because of the earthy taste has been polished in the game of scavenging for many days. Not to mention that when Wang Laoba raises his butt, Tie Zhu knows what he is farting, at least when Wang Laoba raises his hand , Tie Zhu knew exactly what trick he was going to use.
The men and women are paired together, and the work is not tiring. The tacit understanding of the two people's cooperation and the crispness of the movements made the Olympic champion standing next to him after inhaling oxygen couldn't help feeling: "If they have children in the future, the children must be very miserable."
Don't want to work overtime and wonder: "why? Why is it so miserable."
"Because the two of them are so in harmony, they will definitely be even more tacit when beating children. Others play mixed doubles, and they play men's doubles. The damage is doubled. You say the child is miserable."
The Olympic champion couldn't help touching his face when he thought about it, and sighed again: "It's miserable."
"You'd better come to my hospital earlier, and I'll arrange a brain CT for you." I didn't want to work overtime and patted him on the shoulder, "Really, it's very important to pay attention to brain health."
Tie Zhu and Wang Laoba returned in glory after packing up the ingredients, and now they only have the last ingredient left, the sea bass.It was impossible to expect the fisherman who didn't want to work overtime to catch the fish, so they unanimously decided to follow the big team to collect the fishing nets.
Originally they thought that the four people in the fishing net were just right, but the reality is often more outrageous than imagined.Yu Fei looked at the fishing net that required hundreds of people to pull it together, and he became more and more sure that the production team of Scavengers was Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and it was open to all rivers.
The big net that can only be seen in winter fishing in Chagan Lake is reappearing today. Wang Laoba feels that he is not on the bikini beach, but on the Songhua River in the northeast.
I didn't want to work overtime and was dumbfounded: "wdnmd, how do you get this?"
"It's over when you pull the net up. This is a scene that people can only see when they fish in Chagan Lake in winter. It's already very crowded." Yu Fei patted Tie Zhu's shoulder, "Get your tractor out to help drag the fishing net, let's go. You can't pull it with bare hands."
Not only is Tie Zhu's golden tractor on the field, Han Bagui, who just fought with Brother Yuzi, is also slightly injured. He comes here at the call of his father, and once again goes into battle with his good brother, Huang Niudeng, to haul fishing nets.
In order to fully mobilize Brother Yan's subjective initiative and promote involution, the capital tenant Wang Laoba deliberately arranged it between the two bloody horses, so that they could hurt each other internally.
One more person has more strength, I don’t want to work overtime, I look left and right, and I find that everyone is desperate, and it seems a bit unreasonable to have empty hands, so I can only carry out his family’s most precious hen, Ahua.
Ah Hua, who only lays one wild egg a day, is the heart and soul that does not want to work overtime, but it is such a pampered little hen who exhausted all her strength when pulling the net up at the end, in exchange for halfway eggs.
There were ten and a half eggs left on the beach where Ah Hua walked, and the broken egg was because Wang Laoba didn't pay attention when pulling the net hard, and stepped on it directly, causing the yellow to flow all over the floor.
After all the fishing nets were pulled up, I didn’t want to work overtime and didn’t bother to catch the fish. I just hugged my beloved little hen, but I frowned when I hugged it. The little hen in my arms seemed to be light because of laying eggs half.
Heartbroken and uncomfortable, I didn't want to work overtime and directly grabbed a section of beard from my pet little ginseng essence and fed it to A'hua to nourish her body.
Yu Fei stood aside watching and frowned: "Other people's cows grew up listening to music at most, and a plate of meat costs 500 yuan. Your chickens grow up eating ginseng. How much is this chicken leg worth?"
Not wanting to work overtime, Tie Zhu was silent for a while. Originally, Tie Zhu thought he would say that he would not sell it for any amount, but this guy came to him: "Then it might cost [-]. The eggs are cheaper, one thousand, how about you?"
"No need, you can keep the chicks." Tie Zhu waved his hand indifferently.
Don't want to work overtime in a hurry: "If you don't want it, then don't, why are you still swearing?"
Low-level topics are always out of date, and Tie Zhu who doesn't want to work overtime immediately fights together, until the Olympic champion returns with a lively bass, and the two are separated by Yu Fei.
Now that the 4 ingredients are finally perfect, everything is ready, and the four brothers can finally cook.Yu Fei glanced at the time, shook his head and said, "If someone is hungry and waiting for food, he may be starved to death by now."
"Indeed." Tie Zhu nodded, "I have to cook later, I don't know what the situation is."
The Olympic champion rolled up his sleeves and said, "It's okay, I can come to cook, I'm a big player."
The four brothers headed to the beach kitchen in high spirits, ready to face a fierce battle.But never expected that Scavengers knew the pua strategy of giving a stick and then feeding a sweet date.When you think he is bad, he is good; when you think he is good, he is actually bad.
All kinds of plus kitchen utensils are sold on the open-air beach kitchen, which is clearly arranged for players from the beginning to the end. As long as I have it, as long as you want it, there are all seasoning kitchen utensils.
Tie Zhu looked at the big iron pot that can bathe more than a dozen people, and couldn't help feeling: "Is this the legendary kitchen utensil? It really lives up to its reputation."
With the blessing of suitable kitchen utensils, Master Tie and Master Jun, who cook at full speed, don't want to work overtime and Wang Laoba just fights by the side. Everything seems to be going well until Brother Crab is stuffed into the steamer.
Brother Crab is not a bullfrog in the warm water next door. When he felt the temperature rise, his face turned red with anger. He broke free from the rope and struggled hard in the pot. He almost kicked the lid of the steamer with his legs.
Brother Yan sat on the top of the steamer and mooed, sat firmly on the Diaoyutai, and flicked his tail to show that little brother, you are nothing.
Four dishes came out one after another, and even the banquet table next to it was an enlarged version. Yu Feila Lai Crazy and Chop Wang Lai made up the remaining two numbers. All six dishes were served on the table, and the Mid-Autumn Festival banquet was finally completed.
The 6 people stood by and stared at the big dishes on the table, and they wanted to see who came to eat the fruits of their labor.With this amount of dishes, the whole village may not be able to eat them all.
The moment they clicked to start the banquet, they felt the ground tremble. Yu Fei supported the iron pillar to stand firm in time, and then saw a group of NPCs from the city rushing over, all wearing hard hats.
Tie Zhu frowned and realized something was wrong, and when he looked carefully, he suddenly found that those Little Red Riding Hood construction brothers were also mixed in, and they rushed to the front, leading the way.
Not wanting to work overtime, I was stunned: "What's wrong with the players?"
"No, this is the person who participated in the construction of the new city?" Yu Fei immediately realized, "It seems that the underground construction has already started."
Tie Zhu nodded: "It's already started..."
"They can indeed eat. Someone on the forum said that the third task of the brother who participated in the construction work is not to cook but to eat, and it is directly calculated according to the working hours of the construction. The higher the working hours, the better the banquet."
Brother Junzi zoomed in on the forum projection of the communicator for them to see, King Chop held his chin and looked at it for a long time before making a decision: "I won't cook tomorrow, my mother wants to eat!"
Originally, the construction brother was just rushing fast and lacked interest in what to eat, but when he saw that it was Ouyang Tiezhu who was cooking, he directly called friends and called all the friends who were about to fall behind.
Eat big!A big family who eats Ouyang Tiezhu!The CD-ROM operation started from me, and we must not waste a grain of food.
The big table meal was cleaned up by the old song of the construction team, and there was not a single piece of chili left. The system directly gave Wang Laoba a table score of SSS. Not to mention the high score, each person was rewarded with a big brocade bag.
Six people happily opened it, thinking that they could get something good, but they got a big mooncake, and it was a special effect food, and you could turn into a mooncake after eating it.
Yu Fei: ...
Master worked so hard to cook a meal, and you just got rid of it with moon cakes for each person?
Don't want to work overtime, holding moon biscuits and laughing twice: "It's okay, at least it's not biscuits."
The rural F4 holding four moon cakes ate the moon cakes in their hands, and walked side by side to the open space outside the city to bask in the moon. The four moon cakes were lying on the ground, and everyone passing by would look back.
The Olympic champion sat in the middle wearing sunglasses, with his face stuck between the words Wuren. He turned his head and said in a low voice, "Which one of you is lotus seed paste, please change it with me. I like lotus seed paste."
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