I am picking up trash in online games
Chapter 117
Pizza mooncakes are really sparsi.Since coming out of the temple, Yu Fei has never eaten a pizza that can be drawn so long, let alone a mooncake.
He glanced at the iron pillar next to him, then maintained his current posture, and turned around on the spot without breaking the cheese wire in the middle.
"Do you think this makes sense?" Yu Fei bit off the shredded cheese in the middle, looked at Tie Zhu and asked, "Do you think this is what mooncakes should look like?"
Tie Zhu wondered: "Is it not possible? I think it's pretty good, but this mooncake doesn't add any attributes, and the system still calls him a strange Tie Zhu mooncake. Could it be that I failed?"
"Isn't this obvious?" Yu Fei was speechless.
Don't want to work overtime, stand by and turn to look at the Olympic champion with a smug smile: "How about it, my mooncakes are better, right?"
"You are the best." The Olympic champion nodded.
Yu Fei raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and stretched out his hand to conjure up three mooncakes with Lao Ba printed on them and handed them to everyone: "Don't be too hasty, try my mooncakes and then comment before it's too late."
"To be honest, I don't really want to eat it because of your name." I didn't want to work overtime and pursed my mouth, "It can't be the little burger made by Lao Ba, right?"
Wang Laoba snorted coldly: "Don't worry about it, I won't eat you to death."
Tie Zhu, who stood unconditionally by Yu Fei's side, directly tore off the mooncake packaging bag, took a bite without saying a word, and then everyone saw that Tie Zhu froze for a moment, and then an unknown brown viscous liquid flowed from the corner of his mouth flowed down.
Not wanting to work overtime, he took two steps back and opened his mouth to let out a silent cry. The Olympic champion also froze in place, and then reacted in time with the screenshot tool to take a sharp picture of the iron pillar.
Others want money when they fall in love, but these two people want money when they fall in love.
Not wanting to work overtime, looking at Tie Zhu who had been stiff for two seconds, he was a little panicked, took out the crossbow bolt and gave Tie Zhu a shot, and after confirming that his blood volume was still full, he slowly asked: "Zhu, are you still alive? "
Tie Zhu rolled his eyes, and with a sudden movement, he sucked back the brown liquid from the corner of his mouth, and then swallowed it neatly.
"Grass!" The Olympic champion finally couldn't help shouting, "What's in this mooncake!"
"It's wine heart chocolate mooncake." Yu Fei smiled and took out a bottle of Moutai from his backpack, "Gongyuye wine, one hundred and eighty cups."
Don't want to work overtime: ...
Don't want to work overtime: "Didn't you make the iron pillar simpler and the way of making moon cakes simpler? Why do you still make this kind of thing yourself?"
"Human beings always have double standards, and Tie Zhu didn't listen to me, and made a brushed thing." Yu Fei touched his bald head, looked up at the sky and said, "Even if it's me , Occasionally, there are times when you want to be willful."
Olympic champion: "...Speak well, don't be awkward."
"However, if you try the mooncakes, you will be able to enter the berserk state directly after eating them. The data of each item will be doubled directly. The duration will be about 5 minutes, and there will be no side effects." Yu Fei said.
Not wanting to work overtime, he carefully put the mooncakes in his pocket, and said with a smile: "I will eat it later when I cut down the tree. It would be a waste to eat it now."
The Olympic champion nodded frantically: "That's right, I'll eat it later when the tree is cut. I think the few of us can directly hit the top of the tree-cutting list."
Mooncakes can only be made once a day, and the shipment volume of a mooncake is about 10. The event lasts for two weeks, and a total of 140 mooncakes can be made, which is neither too much nor too little.
Yu Fei nodded: "It is true that we should save a little bit. This mooncake can be sold at a high price to those madmen who pioneered wasteland. It has to be five times the current price."
A profiteer, a profiteer indeed.
Not wanting to work overtime, he spurned Yu Fei's price increase behavior in his heart, and at the same time asked the Olympic champion to keep the mooncakes away, even if he didn't eat them, he could still sell them for money.Money, if you don't make money, you don't make money.
Tie Zhu swallowed the last bit of wine chocolate mooncake, his whole body turned red with a "bang", and a berserk icon appeared on his head.
"I'm going berserk." Tie Zhu pointed to his glowing red self and reminded, "I think I'm very strong now."
Don't want to work overtime: "Why are you blushing?"
"Rejuvenate!" Tie Zhu put his legs together, stared at his eyes, and stood upright.
The Olympic champion gave him a thumbs up: "Brother indeed, Locke and Lee may not be as popular as you. I would like to call you the strongest."
"It's the same as if the tomatoes have become fine." Not wanting to work overtime, he turned to look at Yu Fei: "Is this a side effect of berserk?"
Yu Fei paused: "It should be counted, but it's okay, it should return to its original state when the status is gone later. By the way, what does the second task mean to cut down trees?"
"Literally, chop hard with an ax." Don't want to work overtime.
When the Fantastic Four arrived in front of the laurel tree in the center of the garden outside the city in a horse-drawn cart, Yu Fei instantly understood why Wu Gang couldn't cut down the laurel tree back then.
The body of the laurel tree is as thick as a skyscraper, and the top of the canopy cannot be seen when looking up. The fallen laurel petals directly put a yellow hat on Yu Fei's bald head.
Yu Fei raised his head and murmured, "How can you chop such a thick laurel tree?"
It's better to just set fire to it and burn it clean, and then everyone dances around the fire and eats meat and moon cakes. This is the real happy New Year's Eve.
"Use a scavenger ax, and you need money." I don't want to work overtime, open the built-in forum on the communicator, look at the above posts and say: "The old man said, you have to take a gold coin and throw it into the basin, and then the NPC will give it to you." You have an axe, use that ax to slash at the laurel tree, and you will get as much experience as you deal damage."
Tie Zhu looked at the long queue in front of the water basin, pointed to the group of players who were dressed like Wu Gang, the Olympic champion, and asked, "Why are they all wearing the same clothes? Is it because Wu Gang's suit has a tree-cutting bonus?"
"No, just is their cosplay." Not wanting to work overtime, he glanced at the content of the post and raised his eyebrows: "Oh, the old buddies said this is inheritance."
People are not in the spirit, one Wu Gang fell down, and thousands of Wu Gangs stood up.Among the hundreds of Wu Gang, the bunny costume who doesn't want to work overtime is particularly eye-catching.
Yu Fei turned to look at him: "Did you know? According to previous legends, the rabbit on the moon was transformed by Wu Gang's son."
"Really?" Not wanting to work overtime with a numb expression, he couldn't help but nodded when he looked at his father who was scavenging waste everywhere: "I hope all the fathers will recognize me as a son, and then chip in for me to buy a big house."
Yu Fei: ...
Yu Fei: "You really don't consider yourself an outsider."
"That's true." I didn't want to work overtime, touched my fluffy rabbit coat, and sighed: "I learned this shameless trick from you, and now it seems that I have become a teacher."
The good ones don't learn from the bad ones, Yu Fei turned his head sadly, took a step forward and walked to the water basin, looked at his bald reflection on the clear water, and dropped a gold coin.
A golden light emerged from the water basin, and a figure appeared from the light. The bearded old man holding three axes smiled at the bald Wang Laoba: "Good boy, what did you drop into the lake just now?"
He raised the golden ax in his left hand, and a big attack power +50% mark jumped out, and raised the silver ax and ordinary ax in his right hand, and the marks of attack power +25% and attack power +0% also jumped out.
The old man looked at Yu Fei and smiled: "Did you drop this copper axe, or the silver axe? Or this gold axe?"
Yu Fei:? ? ?
"Did I trigger any special conditions?" Yu Fei asked suspiciously.
Tie Zhu, who browsed the forum quickly, said in a low voice: "I want an ordinary axe. There are brothers on the forum who triggered this NPC like you, and then they asked for gold and silver axes, but they were all kicked out of the team. Even today I am no longer qualified to cut down trees.”
"That's it." Yu Fei nodded, said OK to show that he understood, then looked at the old man in front of him, cleared his throat and coughed, "Let's make a price."
Tie Zhu:? ? ?
Yu Fei smiled: "Let's make a price, how much does this golden ax cost, I bought it."
The smile on the old man's face did not change, he looked at Yu Fei and said decisively: "18888 for a gold axe, 8888 for a silver axe, and no money for an ordinary axe."
"Here comes the golden axe." Yu Fei said.
The NPC still smiled and said: "No, each person is limited to one, and each can only be used once."
"Stingy." The ax money-making plan ended before it even started, and Yu Fei was very upset, so he reluctantly paid the NPC and got a golden axe.
The golden light dissipated and the old man disappeared with a bag of gold coins. Yu Fei walked towards the thick laurel tree with the golden ax in his hand, and took out his old eight honey mooncakes from his pocket and ate them.
Tie Zhu stood behind and watched Yu Fei's whole body turn red. I have to say that Yu Fei's bald head really looks like a tomato when viewed from behind.
Finding a suitable angle, Yu Fei spread his legs apart, took a deep breath, then tensed his body with the axe, and then used all his strength to chop towards the laurel tree that had cut marks on its body.
Under the state of rage and the two-way blessing of the golden axe, Yu Fei went down with the axe like smashing iron flowers, smashing golden sparks all over the sky, but upon closer inspection, the golden osmanthus on the tree fell one after another.
Tie Zhu stood behind and crazily took screenshots of Wang Laoba, flowers flying all over the sky and the looming moon in the sky, it was originally a perfect Mid-Autumn Festival moon scene, but Wang Laoba's head was as polished as oil, too red and too bright like a the little sun.
Finally, Tie Zhu looked at the screenshot, good guy, there really is a moon in the sky and a sun on the ground.
After Yu Fei cut down the tree, it was Tie Zhu's turn. After he threw down a gold coin, the adventure NPC did not appear in the water basin, so he gave him an axe, and then he walked towards the laurel tree with the axe in hand.
Then, under the watchful eyes of everyone, he put down his ax and took out the chainsaw. Anyway, no one said that he must use his ax to cut trees.
Tie Zhu put on a hard hat and made a cameo appearance as Bald Qiang.
He glanced at the iron pillar next to him, then maintained his current posture, and turned around on the spot without breaking the cheese wire in the middle.
"Do you think this makes sense?" Yu Fei bit off the shredded cheese in the middle, looked at Tie Zhu and asked, "Do you think this is what mooncakes should look like?"
Tie Zhu wondered: "Is it not possible? I think it's pretty good, but this mooncake doesn't add any attributes, and the system still calls him a strange Tie Zhu mooncake. Could it be that I failed?"
"Isn't this obvious?" Yu Fei was speechless.
Don't want to work overtime, stand by and turn to look at the Olympic champion with a smug smile: "How about it, my mooncakes are better, right?"
"You are the best." The Olympic champion nodded.
Yu Fei raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and stretched out his hand to conjure up three mooncakes with Lao Ba printed on them and handed them to everyone: "Don't be too hasty, try my mooncakes and then comment before it's too late."
"To be honest, I don't really want to eat it because of your name." I didn't want to work overtime and pursed my mouth, "It can't be the little burger made by Lao Ba, right?"
Wang Laoba snorted coldly: "Don't worry about it, I won't eat you to death."
Tie Zhu, who stood unconditionally by Yu Fei's side, directly tore off the mooncake packaging bag, took a bite without saying a word, and then everyone saw that Tie Zhu froze for a moment, and then an unknown brown viscous liquid flowed from the corner of his mouth flowed down.
Not wanting to work overtime, he took two steps back and opened his mouth to let out a silent cry. The Olympic champion also froze in place, and then reacted in time with the screenshot tool to take a sharp picture of the iron pillar.
Others want money when they fall in love, but these two people want money when they fall in love.
Not wanting to work overtime, looking at Tie Zhu who had been stiff for two seconds, he was a little panicked, took out the crossbow bolt and gave Tie Zhu a shot, and after confirming that his blood volume was still full, he slowly asked: "Zhu, are you still alive? "
Tie Zhu rolled his eyes, and with a sudden movement, he sucked back the brown liquid from the corner of his mouth, and then swallowed it neatly.
"Grass!" The Olympic champion finally couldn't help shouting, "What's in this mooncake!"
"It's wine heart chocolate mooncake." Yu Fei smiled and took out a bottle of Moutai from his backpack, "Gongyuye wine, one hundred and eighty cups."
Don't want to work overtime: ...
Don't want to work overtime: "Didn't you make the iron pillar simpler and the way of making moon cakes simpler? Why do you still make this kind of thing yourself?"
"Human beings always have double standards, and Tie Zhu didn't listen to me, and made a brushed thing." Yu Fei touched his bald head, looked up at the sky and said, "Even if it's me , Occasionally, there are times when you want to be willful."
Olympic champion: "...Speak well, don't be awkward."
"However, if you try the mooncakes, you will be able to enter the berserk state directly after eating them. The data of each item will be doubled directly. The duration will be about 5 minutes, and there will be no side effects." Yu Fei said.
Not wanting to work overtime, he carefully put the mooncakes in his pocket, and said with a smile: "I will eat it later when I cut down the tree. It would be a waste to eat it now."
The Olympic champion nodded frantically: "That's right, I'll eat it later when the tree is cut. I think the few of us can directly hit the top of the tree-cutting list."
Mooncakes can only be made once a day, and the shipment volume of a mooncake is about 10. The event lasts for two weeks, and a total of 140 mooncakes can be made, which is neither too much nor too little.
Yu Fei nodded: "It is true that we should save a little bit. This mooncake can be sold at a high price to those madmen who pioneered wasteland. It has to be five times the current price."
A profiteer, a profiteer indeed.
Not wanting to work overtime, he spurned Yu Fei's price increase behavior in his heart, and at the same time asked the Olympic champion to keep the mooncakes away, even if he didn't eat them, he could still sell them for money.Money, if you don't make money, you don't make money.
Tie Zhu swallowed the last bit of wine chocolate mooncake, his whole body turned red with a "bang", and a berserk icon appeared on his head.
"I'm going berserk." Tie Zhu pointed to his glowing red self and reminded, "I think I'm very strong now."
Don't want to work overtime: "Why are you blushing?"
"Rejuvenate!" Tie Zhu put his legs together, stared at his eyes, and stood upright.
The Olympic champion gave him a thumbs up: "Brother indeed, Locke and Lee may not be as popular as you. I would like to call you the strongest."
"It's the same as if the tomatoes have become fine." Not wanting to work overtime, he turned to look at Yu Fei: "Is this a side effect of berserk?"
Yu Fei paused: "It should be counted, but it's okay, it should return to its original state when the status is gone later. By the way, what does the second task mean to cut down trees?"
"Literally, chop hard with an ax." Don't want to work overtime.
When the Fantastic Four arrived in front of the laurel tree in the center of the garden outside the city in a horse-drawn cart, Yu Fei instantly understood why Wu Gang couldn't cut down the laurel tree back then.
The body of the laurel tree is as thick as a skyscraper, and the top of the canopy cannot be seen when looking up. The fallen laurel petals directly put a yellow hat on Yu Fei's bald head.
Yu Fei raised his head and murmured, "How can you chop such a thick laurel tree?"
It's better to just set fire to it and burn it clean, and then everyone dances around the fire and eats meat and moon cakes. This is the real happy New Year's Eve.
"Use a scavenger ax, and you need money." I don't want to work overtime, open the built-in forum on the communicator, look at the above posts and say: "The old man said, you have to take a gold coin and throw it into the basin, and then the NPC will give it to you." You have an axe, use that ax to slash at the laurel tree, and you will get as much experience as you deal damage."
Tie Zhu looked at the long queue in front of the water basin, pointed to the group of players who were dressed like Wu Gang, the Olympic champion, and asked, "Why are they all wearing the same clothes? Is it because Wu Gang's suit has a tree-cutting bonus?"
"No, just is their cosplay." Not wanting to work overtime, he glanced at the content of the post and raised his eyebrows: "Oh, the old buddies said this is inheritance."
People are not in the spirit, one Wu Gang fell down, and thousands of Wu Gangs stood up.Among the hundreds of Wu Gang, the bunny costume who doesn't want to work overtime is particularly eye-catching.
Yu Fei turned to look at him: "Did you know? According to previous legends, the rabbit on the moon was transformed by Wu Gang's son."
"Really?" Not wanting to work overtime with a numb expression, he couldn't help but nodded when he looked at his father who was scavenging waste everywhere: "I hope all the fathers will recognize me as a son, and then chip in for me to buy a big house."
Yu Fei: ...
Yu Fei: "You really don't consider yourself an outsider."
"That's true." I didn't want to work overtime, touched my fluffy rabbit coat, and sighed: "I learned this shameless trick from you, and now it seems that I have become a teacher."
The good ones don't learn from the bad ones, Yu Fei turned his head sadly, took a step forward and walked to the water basin, looked at his bald reflection on the clear water, and dropped a gold coin.
A golden light emerged from the water basin, and a figure appeared from the light. The bearded old man holding three axes smiled at the bald Wang Laoba: "Good boy, what did you drop into the lake just now?"
He raised the golden ax in his left hand, and a big attack power +50% mark jumped out, and raised the silver ax and ordinary ax in his right hand, and the marks of attack power +25% and attack power +0% also jumped out.
The old man looked at Yu Fei and smiled: "Did you drop this copper axe, or the silver axe? Or this gold axe?"
Yu Fei:? ? ?
"Did I trigger any special conditions?" Yu Fei asked suspiciously.
Tie Zhu, who browsed the forum quickly, said in a low voice: "I want an ordinary axe. There are brothers on the forum who triggered this NPC like you, and then they asked for gold and silver axes, but they were all kicked out of the team. Even today I am no longer qualified to cut down trees.”
"That's it." Yu Fei nodded, said OK to show that he understood, then looked at the old man in front of him, cleared his throat and coughed, "Let's make a price."
Tie Zhu:? ? ?
Yu Fei smiled: "Let's make a price, how much does this golden ax cost, I bought it."
The smile on the old man's face did not change, he looked at Yu Fei and said decisively: "18888 for a gold axe, 8888 for a silver axe, and no money for an ordinary axe."
"Here comes the golden axe." Yu Fei said.
The NPC still smiled and said: "No, each person is limited to one, and each can only be used once."
"Stingy." The ax money-making plan ended before it even started, and Yu Fei was very upset, so he reluctantly paid the NPC and got a golden axe.
The golden light dissipated and the old man disappeared with a bag of gold coins. Yu Fei walked towards the thick laurel tree with the golden ax in his hand, and took out his old eight honey mooncakes from his pocket and ate them.
Tie Zhu stood behind and watched Yu Fei's whole body turn red. I have to say that Yu Fei's bald head really looks like a tomato when viewed from behind.
Finding a suitable angle, Yu Fei spread his legs apart, took a deep breath, then tensed his body with the axe, and then used all his strength to chop towards the laurel tree that had cut marks on its body.
Under the state of rage and the two-way blessing of the golden axe, Yu Fei went down with the axe like smashing iron flowers, smashing golden sparks all over the sky, but upon closer inspection, the golden osmanthus on the tree fell one after another.
Tie Zhu stood behind and crazily took screenshots of Wang Laoba, flowers flying all over the sky and the looming moon in the sky, it was originally a perfect Mid-Autumn Festival moon scene, but Wang Laoba's head was as polished as oil, too red and too bright like a the little sun.
Finally, Tie Zhu looked at the screenshot, good guy, there really is a moon in the sky and a sun on the ground.
After Yu Fei cut down the tree, it was Tie Zhu's turn. After he threw down a gold coin, the adventure NPC did not appear in the water basin, so he gave him an axe, and then he walked towards the laurel tree with the axe in hand.
Then, under the watchful eyes of everyone, he put down his ax and took out the chainsaw. Anyway, no one said that he must use his ax to cut trees.
Tie Zhu put on a hard hat and made a cameo appearance as Bald Qiang.
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