The excavation team launched a general attack on the tunnel on the left, with a hammer in the east and a shovel in the west. The methods originally used by everyone have now been converted into productive forces. The scattered gravel on the ground was swept away by the little environmental protection guard Wang Laoba.

The work scene was very harmonious for a while, and even Little Red Riding Hood didn't have time to confront Ouyang Tiezhu, because after the loose soil in the tunnel was dug out, there was a large rock inside, which filled the tunnel to the brim, and they were busy Bury small blasting charges down to blast rocks.

Not wanting to work overtime, I stood in front of the rock and tapped it. I looked up at the blood volume of the rock. It was visually estimated that a group of people would have to fight for a day with full output.

"Brother, do you really want to dig this way?" I didn't want to work overtime and patted the shoulder of a little red riding hood next to me, "Such a big stone is blocked here, does it tell us that we can't dig here?"

Without raising her head, Little Red Riding Hood said directly: "If you really can't dig it out, no matter how hard you beat it, there will be no blood bars coming out. Now that there are blood bars, it proves that there is a way or something behind, and we can definitely dig."

"How long will it take to dig?" I didn't want to work overtime and wondered, "I see such a thick blood, these people will have to fight for a day when they add up their full output, and they have to dig until tomorrow."

Little Red Riding Hood glanced at him: "This blood volume is normal, and it will be quickly blown up with a bomb."

After finishing speaking, he pouted his mouth, indicating that he didn't want to work overtime and looked at the ground in front of him.Dr. Yang looked down and saw a large pile of bombs lying there, with several red hats digging out beside them.

"Awesome." I didn't want to work overtime and gave a thumbs up, and consciously retreated to Yu Fei's side and said in a low voice: "In the movie, the explosive drummer is here, and here is the explosive bag hand. One or two are like carrying an explosive magazine."

The three watched as Little Red Riding Hood used a drilling rig to break up the soil in front of the rock, and then buried a large pile of explosives in it. The originally noisy crowd was very quiet at this time, and they all watched the Little Red Riding Hood's operations intently.

"I have an idea." Tie Zhu suddenly said, "There are so many, will this tunnel be blown up directly?"

Yu Fei looked at the confident appearance of the group of old brothers, and felt that laymen should not join in the fun and speak in such a matter, so he nodded and stood by Little Red Riding Hood: "I don't think so, after all, they are professionals."

Even though he said so, he still patted the shoulder that didn't want to work overtime, and made him ready to raise blood and resurrect.

There was a large space in the tunnel, and everyone retreated to the previous tunnel entrance, covering their ears and waiting to hear the sound of dry sea and rocks.

Not wanting to work overtime, he straightened the halo on his head, held a cross and prayed to Little Red Riding Hood who was going to detonate: "I hope that I, a false angel, will never become a real angel."

Because everyone comes to play games to pursue excitement. This large batch of explosives does not have a voltage detonation switch, so they can only be ignited with the most primitive lead wire. The lead wire has been pulled for a total of two meters. Most of them will be burned.

The original excitement was immediately discounted, and some players asked: "Can you shorten the lead wire next time? It's really boring."

"Do you want atmosphere or death?" The old man replied to him, but he couldn't help yawning after finishing speaking, took out the big iron pot in the cafeteria in his backpack and blocked it in front of him, turned his head and said: " Take something out to block it, it will lose blood when it explodes, don't die if the skin is too crispy."

As soon as the voice fell, all the pots, pans and pans were taken out, and an old lady held a large steel basin with a diameter of one meter on her head, covering it together with several young girls around her.There was an old man who saw that he was a living occupation, so he pulled out an old log cutting board and put it on his head, but the top kitchen knife was still stuck on it and he forgot to pull it out.

There are also a few elder brothers and sisters standing together holding the anti-theft door to bless the party.Some players who really don't have anything to cover, just put up an umbrella to comfort themselves, which is better than nothing.

The most outrageous thing is that a lack of virtue directly took out his pet turtle and put it on his head.Facing everyone's strange eyes, he is not ashamed but proud. As long as he has no morals, then no one can kidnap him with morality.

I didn't want to work overtime and took a look around. I glanced at my backpack and found that I had nothing. I could only look at Ouyang Tiezhu in front of me wearing sportswear and holding the Olympic torch together with Wang Laoba.

Tie Zhu had a good understanding, without Yu Fei and he didn't want to work overtime to say anything, he directly took out the big iron shield with five Olympic rings, one section was better than six sections, one five rings directly blocked three people tightly.

The crowd was quiet for a moment, and soon became lively again, taking pictures of Tie Zhu's shield. After all, this person is Ouyang Tie Zhu with infinite possibilities, and everything he does is very normal.

The fuse was about to ignite the bomb, everyone held their breath, the flames soared into the sky, and then there was a deafening explosion, the earth shook and the mountains shook, the heat wave was too strong, and they would be hit to the ground if they didn't shake.

The booming explosion finally passed, and the blood bar on the top of the rock quickly retreated to the last 20% position. Everyone cheered, feeling that victory was just ahead.

Just when they were about to rush up to give the big rock a final blow, a big rock next to it suddenly swayed back and forth by itself, and everyone stood there for a second, then began to retreat crazily.

I don’t want to work overtime and watch the stone move by itself. My mind is either Monkey King or Alien, or even Monkey King fighting Alien. The brain activity is too intense, so I just grab a bottle of oxygen for myself from the bag, put on the mask and start inhaling oxygen.

"What are you doing?" Yu Fei was also dazed and asked, not wanting to work overtime, "Your head is full of blood, what blood do you add to yourself?"

Don't want to work overtime, covered the oxygen mask and said in a muffled voice: "No blood, give yourself some spiritual comfort."

Tie Zhu stood at the front holding the five Olympic rings and stared intently at the shaking rocks in front of him. Just when his spirit was most tense, there was a bang, the rocks in front of him cracked, and a locomotive rushed out!

Not wanting to work overtime, he directly broke his voice and shouted heartbreakingly: "Fuck his brother! It's the Iron Brave Train Man!"

"Fart! Your iron man's face is flat? This brother is iron man!" Yu Fei roared and pulled the one who was still standing still and didn't want to work overtime to his side, "Still standing still and ready to touch What about medical expenses for porcelain?"

I don't want to work overtime and hold his hand tightly, defending myself: "My fucking legs are weak!"

The three brothers leaned against the wall and watched the subway whizzing by, only to realize that it was not the subway that had moved by itself, but a snake stuck to the bottom of the subway, and the car and the snake rushed out together.

It's just that this snake may have been exposed to radiation, and it has mutated into centipede-like legs. It's thin and small, and it swings wildly. If you stare at it for a while, you will lose your sanity.

Tie Zhu held up the shield, and the mutated subway snake swallowed in a state of rage, "If you don't understand, just ask, we didn't blow up the rock in front of it, why did this snake rush out violently?"

"If you slept well at home, and your neighbor suddenly started to renovate and smash the door? Would you be angry if you jingled the electric drill and blasted it?" Yu Fei said.

Tie Zhu was silent for a second, then nodded and said, "Hello, my fist is already hard."

At home, the long snake in the subway who was going to sleep well and planned to enter hibernation in advance may have just dreamed that he was rich and bought AJs for each foot, but the sound of decoration outside the door knocked heavily on his sleeping soul, slowly Open its eyes.

The subway snake charged in the tunnel for a while, and the pots and pans of the old buddies fell all over the floor. Some even daringly shouted: "The most dangerous place is the safest place, climb on the car!"

A group of people rushed forward instead of hiding, and climbed into the subway car with hands and feet. The fastest climber held a spatula inlaid with five spatulas and hit the car window. The glass shattered in response. My sister Be the first to enter the subway.

Seeing one person succeed, the people behind are even more excited, and they all put up the effort to commute to work and squeeze the subway.He even performed miracles to open the subway gates with his bare hands, achieving what everyone has always wanted to do but failed in reality.

Now the goal of everyone's struggle seems to have deviated from here. From the mutant beasts that normal scavengers should do to defeat, it has become a tough guy game where players in District 2 climb into the subway as passengers.

Yu Fei rubbed his eyes and fell into confusion. The three of them leaned against the wall and looked at the crowded subway, feeling that the excitement was all theirs, and he had nothing.

Why did we, who were originally normal, become aliens who didn't fit in?It's not that we are wrong, it is the world that is wrong!

"What should we do now? Let's follow?" Yu Fei turned his head and saw that Tie Zhu was holding a shield with one hand, sticking to the wall and constantly adjusting his position to take pictures of the subway.

Yu Fei: ...

Yu Fei: "Tie Zhu, whatareudoing?"

"Take a photo and post it on the forum. Every time someone else takes a photo of me, this time it's finally my turn to take a photo of someone else." Tie Zhu gave full play to his identity as an artist, and the dark tunnel with dim lights captured the scene of the Spring Festival travel rush. Feel.

He adjusted several styles and finished taking photos. After posting to the forum, he was about to think about what to do now, when he saw that the subway snake was rushing back and forth with too much weight, and its blood volume was gradually decreasing. , and finally stopped slowly.

Everything is over, I don’t want to work overtime, I consciously take out the loudspeaker from my pocket and start yelling at the subway: “The Scavengers Tunnel Station is here, please get off the passengers from the right door, open the door please pay attention. Please get off the passengers in the right…”

Because he didn’t want to work overtime and dressed like an angel, he still held a small white flag in his hand. After a bilingual broadcast, the people on the car felt that they were more like a heavenly train arriving at the station, and hesitated to get off.

At this time, a golden light lit up beside Don't Want to Work Overtime, and the Olympic champion walked out of the light, looking at the white angel who didn't want to work Overtime with a smile on his face, and instantly froze.

I didn't want to work overtime, but I stared at him, and before I asked him what to watch, I heard the Olympic champion whistle, and sang softly: "Baby, Ifeelyourhalo..."

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