I am picking up trash in online games

By the time Yu Fei climbed the garbage mountain and collected all the materials he wanted, the cleanliness of his equipment had dropped to the lowest level.He stood on the side of the road with a bundle of steel wires on his back and a woven bag in a disheveled face, looking at the iron pillar in front of him who wanted to approach but was not sure, and said, "hello, it`sme."

Tie Zhu looked at him: "Did you dig out the sewer just now? Did you use the wire behind you to get it through?"

"No, I just collected the materials I want in depth." Yu Fei said and put down the wire on his back, "I need you to rub a steel broom for me."

Tie Zhu frowned: "Broom? Why is it a broom? Can't a sweeping robot be used? I think I can build a fire-breathing robot sweeper for you, which can kill monsters automatically."

Yu Fei paused, although he was moved but he didn't want to, he still asked Tie Zhu to prepare a broom for him, and took out the steel water pipe that had been with him from the beginning.

"Use this to make the handle of a broom, and give me two crystals of fire and wind, love you."

If you don’t sweep a room, how can you sweep the world? You can’t forget your origins. The first one is always the most memorable. Back then, Wang Laoba had nothing, not even Ouyang Tiezhu, so he relied on this steel water pipe to accompany him. Let’s take a skull with him and kill him. A bloody path.

Now that he has reached a higher level, he must keep his old buddy by his side forever!

Tie Zhu took over the steel water pipe, always feeling that he could smell blood and rain from this weapon, and when he was about to say that he promised to complete the task, Wang Laoba held his hand again.

Facts have proved that even if Party A becomes the target, it is still difficult to change the nature of Party A, and the identity of the target is superimposed.Tie Zhu's filter for Wang Laoba has reached the point where he looks so cute when he makes a request.

But despite being cute, Tie Zhu fell silent when he heard that Yu Fei wanted an iron broom that could sweep the floor, fan the wind, and fan the fire.

It fanned the wind and the fire, and the wind and fire frequency-changing iron fan, even Princess Iron Fan called it an expert after hearing it.And it can also sweep the floor, which is simply a must-have product for killing people and setting fires at home.

"I've tried my best, but I may not be able to make it for you." Tie Zhu carried the heavy iron wire and rebuilt it on the spot. Yu Fei waited beside him, and climbed up the tree to see the extent of the fighting in the distance.

Facts have proved that the square dance training these days is very effective. Facing the armored impact of the little red riding hoods, the brothers and sisters have their own formations to deal with it.

One will hit you head-on head-on, and the other will play guerrilla in a roundabout way. Neither of the two sides can do anything to each other for the time being.

Yu Fei held the binoculars and looked ahead, thinking about what kind of posture he would use to descend from the sky to tell them not to fight anymore, when he saw the king of chopping driving his sports car suddenly rushing over from the flank.

As the king was driving, Mad Shao sat on the co-pilot and held up a machine gun to shoot into the air. There was a series of crackling sounds, and the crowd stopped to look at them.

"What's the noise! ​​It's just such a small matter, the reason why we all gathered here today is because our best friend Ouyang Tiezhu celebrated his work won the first prize..."

The words of killing the king have not been finished yet, but the old buddies who are under the labor contract already feel that they are starting to rot and stink, remembering that they lost to Ouyang Tiezhu and have to work as a coolie for the opponent, the anger and fighting spirit in their hearts suddenly disappeared. It was completely clean, and the momentum was visibly sluggish to the naked eye.

Yu Fei lost the opportunity to pretend, and stood on the tree and sighed: "Tie Zhu, do you know that I just lost a chance to run for the Nobel Peace Prize."

Tie Zhu was busy struggling with the broom in front of him, so he only vaguely said to Yu Fei that it's a pity.The creation has reached a critical part, Tie Zhu's craftsman's eye has turned into a rainbow-like color, just like the explosive mechanical keyboard, the color changes back and forth.

He concentrated on twisting and tying the wires together, and even thoughtfully added a rubber handle to the handle of the broom to insulate the heat. When the last two crystals were hit, golden light fell on the broom.

A man-made customized golden legend was born, and the system automatically named it [Ouyang Tiezhu·Legend·Fenghuo Iron Broom].

Tie Zhu fell silent holding his most outstanding work so far. If he had known that his name would be on the legendary equipment he created, he would not have called it.

"Try it." Tie Zhu handed the broom to Yu Fei, "I added something to it, this broom can still fly, you should try it out first."

Yu Fei paused when he heard the words, and immediately imagined himself wearing a monk's robe and riding a broom. It's okay, and when the time comes, he will introduce himself as a student of Hogwarts Shaolin Temple in China.

Holding a steel broom for hitting the bar, Yu Fei swung it twice and felt it was very convenient, and gave Tie Zhu a big hug, and then in front of him, Yu Fei took off his military uniform and changed into a monk's uniform.

He is dressed in a plain khaki robe, white mid-legged stockings, simple black and white monk shoes underneath, and a string of bodhi seed beads around his neck. For the convenience of making alms, he also has a cloth bag slung over his shoulder, with a letter to Buddha written on it.

When Tie Zhu saw that Wang Laoba was wearing someone else's clothes, he could smell someone else's perfume on him, so he wanted to wipe his tears and sleep with him.

He narrowed his eyes, and suddenly stretched out his hand to hug Wang Laoba into his arms: "Man, why do you wear clothes made by others."

"Because it's cheap, in order to compete with your Tiesbonwe, this set is only 59 gold coins." Yu Fei called up the attribute panel to show Tie Zhu, "and the attributes are very OK."

Tie Zhu was also moved when he saw it. Is there such a good thing to take advantage of?I can't wait to call and order immediately, completely forgetting about Yu Fei wearing clothes made by others.

Yu Fei changed his clothes and took a closer look in the mirror. He still felt that there was a little bit of taste missing. There was too much hair on his head, which was not suitable for his identity. He should give up three thousand threads of troubles and make his head become the world's most beautiful hair. The second brightest sun.

This idea is too dangerous, Tie Zhu stroked Yu Fei's head and beautiful hair, and chose to refuse, men like brothers with long hair.

"Don't be so dear, please, if you shave your head, do you know what people will say about us?"

"How to talk about it?" Yu Fei looked at him with a head pusher in his hand, "Is it unclear that you are with the monk? Man, are you afraid of loving me?"

Tie Zhu shook his head: "No, if falling in love with you is my fault, then I am willing to make the mistake to the end. The main reason is that you shaved your head, and they will say that Ouyang Tie Zhu has a new love and abandons the chaff, and Wang Laoba is discouraged and goes to Buddhism. Model couples end up dead."

Yu Fei: ...

Yu Fei directly put his arms around Tie Zhu's neck, and gave him a kiss from the air: "It's okay, the moon represents my heart, not my hair. I love you even without hair."

Tie Zhu was hugged tightly by him, his heart was at war between heaven and man, he looked at the head pushing machine in Yu Fei's hand with deep hatred, and finally said in silence for a long time: "Forget it, don't shave yourself, I will take you to the corner to find a life The old Li Pingtouwang shaved by the player costs 5 gold coins per head, which is not expensive."

A head is only worth 5 yuan, but when Yu Fei stood on the side of the road with his broom in his hands, Tie Zhu looked at him and felt that he was far away from him.

The two looked at each other for a long time, and Tie Zhu suddenly said, "Why do I feel that you are still short of a sanitation worker's vest? Let me make you one."

"Sweeping monks don't wear vests," Yu Fei said.

Tie Zhu waved his hand, indicating that he is the sweeping monk from Tianlongbabu. You are now a sweeper in the waste-scavenging city, and you have to be in line with modern times.After finishing the orange and bright green vests, I finally went online after losing contact for many days and not wanting to work overtime.

He just teleported to Wang Laoba's side, when he looked up, he saw a shiny bald man wearing a shiny vest, he was shocked for two seconds.

He looked at Tie Zhu and then at Wang Laoba, and finally questioned Wang Laoba: "Do you think I won't recognize you if you wear a vest?"

Yu Fei: "...you are such a mess, I have a monk's robe underneath."

He took off his vest, revealing the earthy-yellow monk's robe underneath. He nodded without wanting to work overtime, and said sincerely, "I know you even when you take off your vest."

Seeing Yu Fei gradually changing from a white light bulb to a black light bulb, he didn't want to work overtime and hurried forward to hug his good brother, "Good brother, I worked overtime for several days, and I lost myself at work, and my mind was empty. I just went online Just seeing you escaping into Buddhism, give me time to digest it."

He reached out and picked up the steel broom in Yu Fei's hand and weighed it: "What's the matter? This is your new style? So brittle? It doesn't seem to work."

Yu Fei didn't speak, just glanced at him, spread his legs apart, sandwiched the broom in the middle, kicked his legs vigorously, the other was the little flying witch, Kiki's Delivery Service, he was the master's door-to-door practice, the mission must be achieved, Hogwarts Shaolin Temple honor student.

Not wanting to work overtime, he was stunned for two seconds, reached out and patted his face to take back what he just said, and gave Yu Fei a thumbs up: "I was wrong, it's not too bad, this is China Travel, I think it will work."

Yu Fei simply flew two laps to demonstrate, jumped off the broom and walked towards not wanting to work overtime and asked, "Didn't you say that you will have a physical examination in one day? Why don't you see me for several days at once?"

Mentioning the experience of working overtime in the past two days, he sighed if he didn't want to work overtime: "There are too many people for the physical examination, and..." He paused, raised his eyebrows at Yu Fei, "This physical examination has something to do with you, it is your Some organized medical examinations, feedback on new equipment. Some people were very strange, and a small group of people stared at me, not knowing what to look at.”

Recalling the scene at that time, he couldn't help but tremble. He stroked his 30-year-old face and asked, "You said, is it because I'm too good-looking that people are eyeing me?"

Yu Fei: ...

Yu Fei: "Why don't you think that you have peppers between your teeth?"

Don't want to work overtime: ...