I am picking up trash in online games
Chapter 101
"Old Ba, what should we do now?" Tie Zhu was stunned, "Why do these elephants have been blasted into pieces of jelly? They are still moving in the middle, so they haven't died yet?"
Yu Fei looked at the center of the smoke: "Don't think about it so much, let's charge while the king is cutting to attract firepower, and what we get is what we get."
There was constant gunfire below, but the jelly-like pieces began to gather again to return to their original shape. Taking advantage of this time, Yu Fei swooped into the smoke with the two butterflies on the iron pillar.
The two of them couldn't see anything, they reached out and touched blindly.Tie Zhu touched a chubby thing and lifted it up, when suddenly he heard King Chop yelling: "Fuck! Who the hell will pull out my head!"
Tie Zhu was so frightened that he loosened his hand, and quickly moved to the side to touch again. This time he touched a long nose, and the round one was not too big. This time it must be a small elephant, so it's you!
He shouted: "Old Ba! I got it! Let's go!"
Yu Fei also happened to touch a small elephant, and when he heard the sound of the iron pillar, he stepped down, and immediately rushed out of the smoky bombing area and rose into the sky.
The sun was shining brightly, and everything appeared. Tie Zhu looked at the single elephant head in his hand, and fell silent with him eye to eye.Yu Fei hugged a baby elephant and watched him not far away.
Yu Fei: "What are you hugging?"
Tie Zhu: "...just take me for exaggeration."
Gan!Originally, I thought touching my nose would be safe, but I even deliberately touched the one with the longest nose. After doing it for a long time, it was all my own wishful thinking!
"Give your head back to someone." Yu Feifei was also quite speechless when he came over, "What if the body followed the head and chased into the city?"
The headless elephant corpse ran wildly in the daytime, and the heartless man fled with his head on his back. What can I do to save you, my head!
"I'm going now." Tie Zhu was about to fly down and exchange his head for someone else, when he heard a loud elephant roar, and a huge elephant trunk protruded from the smoke.
Yu Fei felt that something was wrong and before he could react, the elephant's trunk began to inhale violently, and then turned around while exhaling, blowing away all the smoke around him, revealing a huge elephant body.
Tie Zhu was stunned for a long time before he managed to say: "This elephant definitely doesn't have rhinitis."
"Is now the time to care about this!" Yu Fei was angry, "Now that the elephant has grown so big, why don't you go back and pretend to be him!"
Tie Zhu hugged the elephant's head and watched the elephant that suddenly became as big as Godzilla fell into silence, but within two seconds of silence, the gray Godzilla elephant turned golden in full view, and he The elephant head in his hand also changed color.
Tie Zhu: ...
Tie Zhu: "I feel like I'm going to suffocate."
King Chop stood on the ground and looked up at the golden elephant, his mind went blank, he didn't know where to throw the grenade in his hand, he didn't know whether he should leave or stay.
After hesitating for two seconds, the elephant took the initiative to give him the answer, and a flood of gold coins sprayed out from the elephant's nostrils, indiscriminately attacking the nearby mutant beasts and players.
Yu Fei and Tie Zhu floated in the air, looking at the gold coins falling from the sky like rain, they were stunned for a second, and then quickly calmed down.
"Amitabha, saving someone's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda." Yu Fei pulled out the golden Zen stick in his bag, and his body was illuminated by Buddha's light: "Saving people from water and fire is what we should do."
Tie Zhu also calmed down, watching the golden rain falling from the sky, the expression on his face gradually became resolute.The unbearable weight of other people's lives, this money!Let him do it!
But at this time, the golden elephant locked them first and rushed towards them.Yu Fei was taken aback for a moment, only to realize that the golden elephant brother's ear was missing a piece, while Tie Zhu still had a piece in his hand!
"Let's go first!" Yu Fei turned around and pulled the iron pillar to fly towards the Lost City. If he wanted to fly out of its hatred range, he would get out of the battle first and then think of a way.But they were flying in front, and the elephant was chasing after it and spraying gold coins in its nose, without any intention of giving up.
Yu Fei threw the fireball while turning his head, but the damage was like tickling. Occasionally, a few numbers popped up to comfort Yu Fei, but it didn't affect Brother Xiangzi's courage in the slightest.
"Hurry up, hurry up!" Yu Fei and Tie Zhu's speed was already full, but their two wings couldn't support their four legs to rush forward, and the distance between them was still getting closer and closer.
The elephant's head in Tie Zhu's hand had turned into a golden jelly block. Following their movements, the little elephant in Yu Fei's arms did not change, but sprayed water on Yu Fei's face one by one.
"What should we do? We're going to the gate of the city soon." Tie Zhu looked back, "You're still chasing, bro, you can fucking run!"
The world channel has been filled with question marks. Some players died tragically when they went online in the wild without knowing what happened. Some were not afraid of death and even climbed up the city wall to watch the chasing battle between Wang Laoba's iron pillars and elephants. .
"Look, why did the elephant speed up all of a sudden! Boy, that nose must have hit Tie Zhu's ass!"
"Damn it! This elephant is so fierce, half of Tie Zhu's blood bar will be gone!"
"What is that thing in Wang Laoba's hand? No matter how you look at it, it looks like an image? Fuck, they probably snatched other people's children, right? No wonder they are so crazy."
"That's not right, what is in Tie Zhu's hand? Why is it also golden?"
The old buddies who watched the fun became more and more wrong, why did your bastard and Tie Zhu bring Brother Xiangzi to the city!The World Channel was quiet for a moment, and then frantically swiped the screen to pull the alarm.
The wind is blowing!Pack your bags and run away!Monsters are attacking the city!
Those who have escaped in the wild once did not want to work overtime and were dumbfounded: "Damn, I remember that the city wall was just finished, can it withstand this elephant's head bump?"
As soon as the words fell, the golden elephant slammed into the city wall, and the blood on the top of its head evaporated, leaving only the last point, but the city wall was directly washed away and turned into a section of ruins.
Players inside and outside the city were all dumbfounded, and the old builder, who was tired from fighting in groups, was also stunned during the intermission. He rushed to fight and rest for a while, why did the wall he worked so hard to build disappear?
The old buddies couldn't believe it, they staggered up with each other's support, walked towards the broken city wall step by step, and rushed towards the golden elephant stuck in the middle of the city wall.
After five or six days of hard work, I returned to before liberation.The old buddies looked calm, but tears flowed into their hearts. When they reached out to check the durability of the city wall and found that there was only 20% of the progress bar left, they sat on the ground in darkness.
At this time, the golden elephant stuck in the city wall moved again, the 20% progress bar moved back a little, and the heartbeat of the old buddies also stopped.
"Damn it! Do you still dare to move?" The old man who was standing in the first place couldn't recognize him anymore. He took out the big drill in his backpack and plunged into the elephant jelly beside him and began to drill holes.
There was a sound, and there were hundreds of echoes, and several of them took out the welding torch in an instant.The players next to him watched the building brother get angry. Although the damage value of jumping out was not high, but they couldn't stand the number of them and the attack speed was fast, like the blood on the head dropped at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Yu Fei and Tie Zhu were already dumbfounded, they didn't expect that this elephant with such a hard head could directly smash through the city wall and create such a big hole.
"It's a big disaster..." Tie Zhu murmured, and quickly threw the golden jelly back on the elephant, returning it to its original owner.
Yu Fei's scalp became numb looking at the city wall, holding the little elephant in his hand and looking at the angry construction brother in front of him, he felt that they could punch him directly into the ground and he couldn't get out.
The blood bar of the golden elephant stuck in the wall became 0 under the anger of the old buddies, and golden lights came out of it, and the whole golden elephant began to swell, and finally turned into a transparent jelly, and then "boom" It exploded into gold coins and crystals one after another. After flying into the sky, it turned into rain and fell.
No wonder the weather forecast in Scavengers today said that there will be some rain, and it is really accurate, it is raining.
Tie Zhu and Yu Fei stood in place with their wings on their backs, looked up slightly at the rain of gold coins falling slowly from the sky, and caught any crystals that were secondary crystals.
Although Brother Xiangzi is difficult to beat, the rewards are more real. Tie Zhu sighed a few words, and before he had time to take out the vacuum cleaner in his backpack, he was slapped by Yu Fei, and the building in front of him slowly turned his head. The old man met his eyes.
Yu Fei swallowed: "Tie Zhu, you said the two of us fight these dozens of brothers, what are the chances of winning?"
Tie Zhu backed away slowly: "I think it's just the two of us in front of them, we are nothing."
Although Tie Zhu wanted to run when he saw the menacing elder brother in front of him at this moment, but after all, he and Wang Laoba did something wrong and caused the elephant to smash into the city wall. It is too shameless to run now, it is impossible to run of.
"I hope they don't slap people in the face when they hit people later." Yu Fei touched his face with one hand, and he was already mentally prepared to compensate the construction brother for his work. A man must be responsible, and if he makes a mistake, he will stand at attention and be beaten!
But it never occurred to him that the first brother who rushed to them grabbed his shoulder and called him a good brother.
Yu Fei was stunned: "??? Ah?"
"Good brother, I've been annoyed seeing that broken wall for a long time! It's ugly to death! Well smashed!" The old man shook Yu Fei's shoulder, and before he could continue to praise, he was pulled away.
Another old man looked at Tie Zhu viciously: "Listen to him farting! Wang Laoba really has you. It took so long to build such a big city wall. If you say you want to smash it, you will smash it to me? Iori is different!"
Yu Fei signaled his elder brother to calm down: "I will be responsible for the aftermath. This wall will not collapse in vain. I will help you repair it and restore it to its original state!"
"What's the original state! It can't be restored to the original state!" The brother who had just been pushed away shouted, "It just happened to be overturned and rebuilt!"
Before Tie Zhu had time to rescue Yu Fei, he got out of trouble by himself, but the elder brother of the construction started to work again, scolding the ugly fence for a good fall, and scolding you for farting, and the two sides fought together again .
Yu Fei wanted to fight, but more and more players were picking up money and crystals, and gradually there was no place to step down.Tie Zhu quickly grabbed Yu Fei who was about to be knocked down, then pulled out his own brand vacuum cleaner from his backpack, and started vacuuming on the gold coins and crystals on the ground.
Tie Zhu: "Let them fight, we will collect the money first."
Yu Fei looked at the center of the smoke: "Don't think about it so much, let's charge while the king is cutting to attract firepower, and what we get is what we get."
There was constant gunfire below, but the jelly-like pieces began to gather again to return to their original shape. Taking advantage of this time, Yu Fei swooped into the smoke with the two butterflies on the iron pillar.
The two of them couldn't see anything, they reached out and touched blindly.Tie Zhu touched a chubby thing and lifted it up, when suddenly he heard King Chop yelling: "Fuck! Who the hell will pull out my head!"
Tie Zhu was so frightened that he loosened his hand, and quickly moved to the side to touch again. This time he touched a long nose, and the round one was not too big. This time it must be a small elephant, so it's you!
He shouted: "Old Ba! I got it! Let's go!"
Yu Fei also happened to touch a small elephant, and when he heard the sound of the iron pillar, he stepped down, and immediately rushed out of the smoky bombing area and rose into the sky.
The sun was shining brightly, and everything appeared. Tie Zhu looked at the single elephant head in his hand, and fell silent with him eye to eye.Yu Fei hugged a baby elephant and watched him not far away.
Yu Fei: "What are you hugging?"
Tie Zhu: "...just take me for exaggeration."
Gan!Originally, I thought touching my nose would be safe, but I even deliberately touched the one with the longest nose. After doing it for a long time, it was all my own wishful thinking!
"Give your head back to someone." Yu Feifei was also quite speechless when he came over, "What if the body followed the head and chased into the city?"
The headless elephant corpse ran wildly in the daytime, and the heartless man fled with his head on his back. What can I do to save you, my head!
"I'm going now." Tie Zhu was about to fly down and exchange his head for someone else, when he heard a loud elephant roar, and a huge elephant trunk protruded from the smoke.
Yu Fei felt that something was wrong and before he could react, the elephant's trunk began to inhale violently, and then turned around while exhaling, blowing away all the smoke around him, revealing a huge elephant body.
Tie Zhu was stunned for a long time before he managed to say: "This elephant definitely doesn't have rhinitis."
"Is now the time to care about this!" Yu Fei was angry, "Now that the elephant has grown so big, why don't you go back and pretend to be him!"
Tie Zhu hugged the elephant's head and watched the elephant that suddenly became as big as Godzilla fell into silence, but within two seconds of silence, the gray Godzilla elephant turned golden in full view, and he The elephant head in his hand also changed color.
Tie Zhu: ...
Tie Zhu: "I feel like I'm going to suffocate."
King Chop stood on the ground and looked up at the golden elephant, his mind went blank, he didn't know where to throw the grenade in his hand, he didn't know whether he should leave or stay.
After hesitating for two seconds, the elephant took the initiative to give him the answer, and a flood of gold coins sprayed out from the elephant's nostrils, indiscriminately attacking the nearby mutant beasts and players.
Yu Fei and Tie Zhu floated in the air, looking at the gold coins falling from the sky like rain, they were stunned for a second, and then quickly calmed down.
"Amitabha, saving someone's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda." Yu Fei pulled out the golden Zen stick in his bag, and his body was illuminated by Buddha's light: "Saving people from water and fire is what we should do."
Tie Zhu also calmed down, watching the golden rain falling from the sky, the expression on his face gradually became resolute.The unbearable weight of other people's lives, this money!Let him do it!
But at this time, the golden elephant locked them first and rushed towards them.Yu Fei was taken aback for a moment, only to realize that the golden elephant brother's ear was missing a piece, while Tie Zhu still had a piece in his hand!
"Let's go first!" Yu Fei turned around and pulled the iron pillar to fly towards the Lost City. If he wanted to fly out of its hatred range, he would get out of the battle first and then think of a way.But they were flying in front, and the elephant was chasing after it and spraying gold coins in its nose, without any intention of giving up.
Yu Fei threw the fireball while turning his head, but the damage was like tickling. Occasionally, a few numbers popped up to comfort Yu Fei, but it didn't affect Brother Xiangzi's courage in the slightest.
"Hurry up, hurry up!" Yu Fei and Tie Zhu's speed was already full, but their two wings couldn't support their four legs to rush forward, and the distance between them was still getting closer and closer.
The elephant's head in Tie Zhu's hand had turned into a golden jelly block. Following their movements, the little elephant in Yu Fei's arms did not change, but sprayed water on Yu Fei's face one by one.
"What should we do? We're going to the gate of the city soon." Tie Zhu looked back, "You're still chasing, bro, you can fucking run!"
The world channel has been filled with question marks. Some players died tragically when they went online in the wild without knowing what happened. Some were not afraid of death and even climbed up the city wall to watch the chasing battle between Wang Laoba's iron pillars and elephants. .
"Look, why did the elephant speed up all of a sudden! Boy, that nose must have hit Tie Zhu's ass!"
"Damn it! This elephant is so fierce, half of Tie Zhu's blood bar will be gone!"
"What is that thing in Wang Laoba's hand? No matter how you look at it, it looks like an image? Fuck, they probably snatched other people's children, right? No wonder they are so crazy."
"That's not right, what is in Tie Zhu's hand? Why is it also golden?"
The old buddies who watched the fun became more and more wrong, why did your bastard and Tie Zhu bring Brother Xiangzi to the city!The World Channel was quiet for a moment, and then frantically swiped the screen to pull the alarm.
The wind is blowing!Pack your bags and run away!Monsters are attacking the city!
Those who have escaped in the wild once did not want to work overtime and were dumbfounded: "Damn, I remember that the city wall was just finished, can it withstand this elephant's head bump?"
As soon as the words fell, the golden elephant slammed into the city wall, and the blood on the top of its head evaporated, leaving only the last point, but the city wall was directly washed away and turned into a section of ruins.
Players inside and outside the city were all dumbfounded, and the old builder, who was tired from fighting in groups, was also stunned during the intermission. He rushed to fight and rest for a while, why did the wall he worked so hard to build disappear?
The old buddies couldn't believe it, they staggered up with each other's support, walked towards the broken city wall step by step, and rushed towards the golden elephant stuck in the middle of the city wall.
After five or six days of hard work, I returned to before liberation.The old buddies looked calm, but tears flowed into their hearts. When they reached out to check the durability of the city wall and found that there was only 20% of the progress bar left, they sat on the ground in darkness.
At this time, the golden elephant stuck in the city wall moved again, the 20% progress bar moved back a little, and the heartbeat of the old buddies also stopped.
"Damn it! Do you still dare to move?" The old man who was standing in the first place couldn't recognize him anymore. He took out the big drill in his backpack and plunged into the elephant jelly beside him and began to drill holes.
There was a sound, and there were hundreds of echoes, and several of them took out the welding torch in an instant.The players next to him watched the building brother get angry. Although the damage value of jumping out was not high, but they couldn't stand the number of them and the attack speed was fast, like the blood on the head dropped at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Yu Fei and Tie Zhu were already dumbfounded, they didn't expect that this elephant with such a hard head could directly smash through the city wall and create such a big hole.
"It's a big disaster..." Tie Zhu murmured, and quickly threw the golden jelly back on the elephant, returning it to its original owner.
Yu Fei's scalp became numb looking at the city wall, holding the little elephant in his hand and looking at the angry construction brother in front of him, he felt that they could punch him directly into the ground and he couldn't get out.
The blood bar of the golden elephant stuck in the wall became 0 under the anger of the old buddies, and golden lights came out of it, and the whole golden elephant began to swell, and finally turned into a transparent jelly, and then "boom" It exploded into gold coins and crystals one after another. After flying into the sky, it turned into rain and fell.
No wonder the weather forecast in Scavengers today said that there will be some rain, and it is really accurate, it is raining.
Tie Zhu and Yu Fei stood in place with their wings on their backs, looked up slightly at the rain of gold coins falling slowly from the sky, and caught any crystals that were secondary crystals.
Although Brother Xiangzi is difficult to beat, the rewards are more real. Tie Zhu sighed a few words, and before he had time to take out the vacuum cleaner in his backpack, he was slapped by Yu Fei, and the building in front of him slowly turned his head. The old man met his eyes.
Yu Fei swallowed: "Tie Zhu, you said the two of us fight these dozens of brothers, what are the chances of winning?"
Tie Zhu backed away slowly: "I think it's just the two of us in front of them, we are nothing."
Although Tie Zhu wanted to run when he saw the menacing elder brother in front of him at this moment, but after all, he and Wang Laoba did something wrong and caused the elephant to smash into the city wall. It is too shameless to run now, it is impossible to run of.
"I hope they don't slap people in the face when they hit people later." Yu Fei touched his face with one hand, and he was already mentally prepared to compensate the construction brother for his work. A man must be responsible, and if he makes a mistake, he will stand at attention and be beaten!
But it never occurred to him that the first brother who rushed to them grabbed his shoulder and called him a good brother.
Yu Fei was stunned: "??? Ah?"
"Good brother, I've been annoyed seeing that broken wall for a long time! It's ugly to death! Well smashed!" The old man shook Yu Fei's shoulder, and before he could continue to praise, he was pulled away.
Another old man looked at Tie Zhu viciously: "Listen to him farting! Wang Laoba really has you. It took so long to build such a big city wall. If you say you want to smash it, you will smash it to me? Iori is different!"
Yu Fei signaled his elder brother to calm down: "I will be responsible for the aftermath. This wall will not collapse in vain. I will help you repair it and restore it to its original state!"
"What's the original state! It can't be restored to the original state!" The brother who had just been pushed away shouted, "It just happened to be overturned and rebuilt!"
Before Tie Zhu had time to rescue Yu Fei, he got out of trouble by himself, but the elder brother of the construction started to work again, scolding the ugly fence for a good fall, and scolding you for farting, and the two sides fought together again .
Yu Fei wanted to fight, but more and more players were picking up money and crystals, and gradually there was no place to step down.Tie Zhu quickly grabbed Yu Fei who was about to be knocked down, then pulled out his own brand vacuum cleaner from his backpack, and started vacuuming on the gold coins and crystals on the ground.
Tie Zhu: "Let them fight, we will collect the money first."
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