Fast Transmigration: Gorgeous Monster

The two saw each other on the Internet, and the words of the quarrel became more and more concise, and finally evolved into:

Thousand Noodles Tangyuan: "Are you going to return or not?"

Demon Volunteer: "I've already come in, and you still want me to retreat?" (grievance face)"

At this moment, a fan chimed in below: "Yuan Shou, your legs are all spread out, let the demon-destroyer enter your asshole (drool) We want to see!"

The following shouted in the comments: "Welcome the demon-destroyer to enter the chrysanthemum circle!"

hiss!Tang Yuan regretted making fans so obscene and violent.

Someone interrupted, and more and more people came to speak for Fumozhe. Tangyuan couldn't stand such unlimited teasing, and finally had no choice but to agree to allow Fumozhe to enter the network supporting circle and become his queen attack voice.

To express his gratitude to the passers-by, Fumozhe smashed another "super thigh" prop to the backstage of the glutinous rice balls. At the same time, it rained gold coins on the public screen, and recharged 2 yuan for passers-by to grab.

Ever since she knew that the local tyrant who subdued the demons was his family's mirror, Tang Yuan's mentality changed completely, and she preached to the demon king in a tone of scolding a prodigal son:

"Your money is brought by the strong wind? It rains gold coins at every turn, so I won't mention you. A prop with a super thigh is 88 yuan, and it has to be divided into half to the website, which is 44 yuan!"

I don’t think it’s the same number of dramas until retirement. Are you rich?Just smash it? "

Fang Jingtian answered very fluently: "I am very rich, this little money does not affect me, you don't have to worry, it will not affect buying you snacks.

In addition, my money is almost like a strong wind, so you don't have to feel bad. "

Fang Tianshi, who can make a lot of money by calling the wind and calling the rain, deploys a formation, and changes a game, has very thick thighs, so he often stretches his thighs to hook up with his family.

"..." Tangyuan blinked, and decided not to save him money for snacks in the future, those things that I really want to eat can finally be bought.

A Ming. Ding and a Demon King, just like this, began to love each other and walk around the online matching circle hand in hand.When the comprehension world and the demon world knew where they were hanging out, they couldn't figure out why they did this?

Fang Jingtian, who had practiced magic skills, hadn't gone out yet, and the comprehension world didn't know that their strong man in the comprehension world had become a demon.There was also a message notifying Fang Jingtian that the devil was born and the entrance to the fairy world was about to be closed, asking him to go back as soon as possible regardless of whether he had completed the task or not.

Fang Jingtian, the newly promoted big devil, just smiled back with a "good" sound transmission talisman, but he continued to stay in the world and enjoy the glutinous rice balls.

Tangyuan didn't know that his family's serious Master Tianshi had changed from Fumo Tianshi to the biggest demon king, and was planning to kidnap him to live forever.

He still arrogantly let the demon master of the demon world pour tea and water for him, wash his feet, hold the garbage, do this and that, and there is no pressure to order people.

When a high-level monster approached the Lord Demon Master, he was dumbfounded at what he saw.It turns out that the newly promoted Demon King is a wife slave?It seems that pleasing the Queen is the key.

This monster represents all the creatures in the demon world, welcoming the new king back to the demon palace.

It's a pity that the Demon Lord doesn't intend to go back. Fang Jingtian just ordered to rectify the Demon World, strictly regulated the discipline, prohibited monsters from invading the Human World, and let them develop freely.

"Master Demon King, what if there are immortal cultivators coming to slaughter the Demon Realm?" This is what the monsters are most worried about.

"Naturally, I'm here to protect you." Since ancient times, there is no balance between good and evil, and now that Fang Jingtian has become a demon, he still has to retain his own strength to contend with the world of cultivating immortals.

"My lord, then your name..."

"Jun Moyan, if anyone makes trouble, report my name." Now that he has left the cultivation world, Fang Jingtian does not intend to use his old name again, so as not to cause disputes.

Lord Demon Nightmare, I am Demon Nightmare for you, glutinous rice balls, do you know?I am obsessed with you, but I am willing.I will be crazy for you all my life...

As soon as Fang Jingtian finished speaking, Tangyuan, who was lying on the bed, shouted in the bedroom: "Jingjing, who are you talking to outside?"

He seemed to have heard the word Junmoyan just now, so familiar?When did you hear it?Have you ever voiced this character?

Fang Jingtian immediately sent his subordinates away, and teleported to Tangyuan's room, "What's wrong? Did you finish eating the snacks? Or do you want to go to the toilet? I'll carry you."

"My phone fell off the bed, help me pick it up." The glutinous rice balls have been spoiled more and more by the demon lord, and they won't even bend down to pick up money if they drop it on the ground.

Tangyuan occasionally feels that this is too hopeless, "Jingjing, I'm such a waste, will you get tired of me?"

Fang Jingtian immediately felt something was wrong, don't this ball want to reform?If he is self-reliant, does he still care about the service of himself, the devil king?

According to his gluttonous nature, I'm afraid I can't lock him up.Fang Jingtian, who has already acted in many honey dramas, immediately spit out a sweet love story:

"Why do you think so? You are a tripod, and tripods are very cute. It is your habit to squat all day.

Also, how can you waste materials?The tripod has the sound of gold and jade, your voice is unique in the world, you can knock out all the rhythms in the world, this is your charm.Don't think about it, it's fine, I'll never get bored of you. "

Ming Ding, who was flattered, immediately became arrogant, "Really? So I'm so cute?"

Tangyuan immediately spun around in place, squatted on the bed, imagined that she was a three-legged tripod in a daze, and couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Thinking of the experience of "Starting Inn", Tangyuan felt that she was really dumb.At that time, all the little monsters in the inn were discussing about catching my tripod, but I didn't realize it, so I squatted in the inn room and stayed still, watching them perform tasks, and didn't know how to hide it at all.How stupid!

Fang Jingtian picked up his tripod and put it into the large porcelain white round bathtub, "Yes, you are so cute, it's time to take a bath. If you are willing to let me wash it for you, you will be even cuter."

Sitting in the bathtub, Tangyuan brushed Fang Jingtian's face with her feet,

"Hurry up and get out! Really treat me as a sb, don't think I don't know what you want to do!"

Tangyuan thought of how every time Fang Jingtian solemnly said to help him take a bath, he would finally pounce on him and knock him down, so he was angry!

Let him drink water every time, do you think animals will not be on the bed?It's no fun to have to carry him to the bathroom and let his eyes, nose and ears get water!

Lord Demon King, whose skill is getting stronger and stronger, wiped his face, took off his clothes and stepped into the water, "Today we wash together..."

When Tangyuan was hugged and tossed on the devil's lap, he regretted his kick just now, why did he splash water on him?It's really self-inflicted!

In fact, if Tangyuan didn't tease the demon lord, the demon lord with bad intentions would also sneak attack when Tangyuan turned his back!Anyway, it's not like he hasn't done this kind of thing before.

Tang Yuan is doomed to drink bath water every day, he thinks he can act in a little yellow drama, the title of which is "Don't Make Me Drink Bath Water Again".

With Fang Jingtian's check, the little yellow drama with glutinous rice balls is actually just a sloppy plot, and when it comes to dubbing, there are only one or two um, um, ah, ah.The duration is only counted in seconds, it's not even an H. drama, it's just a bit of an edge.

But even with a little edge, the click-through rate of these dramas is instantly higher than others.This kind of critical-scale drama has also become a treasure in the circle and a souvenir of the times.

During the time when Tangyuan was experimenting with how to eliminate hunger, it contributed a lot of such edge drama.Now he is also considered a famous actor who can be recorded in the annals of history in the online supporting circle, and most of the dramas he has acted in have been sorted out by the website and released together.

Among the fans who bought discs, the craziest one was Lord Demon King. The reason was: "I have bought all the discs, so others will have no chance to listen to them!"

Other fans could only open their mouths to worship this local tyrant, including glutinous rice balls.So his Jingjing's IQ is so anxious?You bought it all, the disc company won't reprint it?

This is how "Devil Demon Zhe" and "Thousand Noodles Tangyuan" have shown their love and great favor in the online matching circle for many years.Those who listen to the drama and those who don't, know the "Devil Demon Zhe", a local tyrant with thick thighs who often spends money, and his lover with thousands of faces.

"Thousand Noodles Glutinous Rice Balls", the CV master, is also as controversial as when he first debuted.

Even programmers, biologists, geneticists, directors of plastic surgery and voice-changing, and other academic experts who are in a panic have expressed their opinions on the sound of glutinous rice balls.

There are even talk shows that have done experiments to simulate the vocal cords of Tangyuan, or find out which voice changer he uses?

The glutinous rice balls have already been calmly smiled, and the "thousands of charming" voice skills exclusive to Ding Lu are beyond the imagination of ordinary people like you?

His voice can be male or female, with a clear timbre like flowing water, or a thick and dull voice.It can also be ever-changing and imitate all the sounds in the world.

Tangyuan doubted that if his cauldron was in the prehistoric world, maybe he could still conquer the monsters there?As for humans and beasts who stutter too much, Tangyuan doesn't believe in the integrity of this famous animal...

Lord Demon King is a diehard fan of Tangyuan every day, and he is so loyal that he often loses his IQ.After half a century of living with such a happy and low IQ, the two had to withdraw from the circle.

Fang Jingtian felt a pity, "Human life is too short, why don't we pretend to be our son and remix the online matching circle? You can play Zheng Taisheng, right?"

Glutinous rice ball black line: "... Jingjing, let's let the net matching circle go!"

Two people who live too long are indeed not suitable to stay in the human world for a long time, the Lord Demon King can only bring his family Yuanyuan back to the demon world.

The glutinous rice balls immediately turned up the old account many years ago,

"Are you really a demon? So it was you who hid in the mirror and scared me in the Duke's garden? I'm so stupid! You told me that your name is Fang Jingtian, but I can't guess it?

You said, you have been following me since then, are you coveting my name. Ding?I actually let you succeed! ! "

Fang Jingtian couldn't explain why this time, he didn't expect these links to be connected in such a way?He couldn't find any flaws to justify, so he could only tell his meatball:

"I used to be a fairy, really. When I met you, I was really a fairy who subdued demons. Now that I have become a demon, you don't think you don't like me?"