Fast Transmigration: Gorgeous Monster

When the glutinous rice balls woke up, they could smell the aroma of rice. Fang Jingtian handed over the chopsticks, "Hurry up and eat some, you just fainted from hunger."

Tangyuan looked at a table with only one pair of bowls and chopsticks, and began to feel nervous again: "You...you don't need to eat?"

Fang Jingtian nodded, "We cultivators are all bigu, but I can eat some with you."

As he said that, another pair of bowls and chopsticks appeared on the table out of thin air.

After watching a lot of glutinous rice balls in Journey to the West, my first reaction was not to applaud the coolness, but to ask very sternly:

"These meals... aren't they made of stone? Will it be okay if I eat them?"

Fang Jingtian squinted at the head of the glutinous rice balls, "What's on your mind? If there's a problem with eating it, I'll let you eat it?

This is not an illusion, what is in front of you is real.I just took something from the Mustard Dimension, I didn't conjure it out of thin air. "

The glutinous rice balls were immediately diverted: "Mustard space? I recognize this, it is a very powerful Qiankun bag, the time inside is still, and the food will not go bad if you put it in it, right?

I heard that there are mountains, fields, and spiritual springs in it that can grow and raise things. Is it true? "

Tang Yuan stared at handsome Fang Da with bright eyes.

Fang Jingtian really knocked him on the head this time, contemptuously:

"Who did you hear that? There are mountains, water, and living things, that is another time and space. Who can carry a time and space with him?"

Except that guy Taotie can hide a time-traveling door in his stomach.

The glutinous rice balls are very natural: "Is it written in the script? Is it fake?"

Fang Jingtian petrified for a while, deeply worried about the IQ of this network distribution master.He simply took off the pendant around his neck and threw it to him, "You can see for yourself."

Tangyuan caught the topaz pendant of the carved dragon, holding it like a treasure, her mouth became a circle, and she sighed, while admiring, "This is a magic weapon worth a lot of high-grade fairy stones~"

Fang Jingtian tore a chicken leg and handed it over, "It sounds like you've seen a fairy stone, eat it quickly. This thing is for you, and you can study it slowly later."

"Send, send me? Really? Didn't you lie to me?" The glutinous rice balls are unbelievable. What's the relationship between them?Can such a valuable thing be given away casually?Could it be that it is actually very cheap in the cultivation world?

"Well, it has my name on it, and wearing it around the neck can ward off evil spirits." Fang Jingtian took the jade pendant from Tangyuan's hand, and put his own personal things on Tangyuan's neck.

The glutinous rice balls were bought in an instant, and I no longer felt that the neighbor was scary, so I raised the pendant around my neck to observe,

"What powerful name can actually ward off evil spirits?

Square, mirror, sky?Can this name ward off evil spirits?Could it be that you are as famous as Zombie Long-haired Xiaofang?The monster runs away immediately when it hears your name? "

"..." Fang Tianshi black line, why are there so many strange things in this guy's mind?

Facts have proved that there are many strange things in Tangyuan's mind.

As soon as he finished his meal, he chased after Fang Jingtian to help his magic weapon recognize its owner, and then began to fiddle with his new magic weapon, chanting various divine commands to it:

"Ula, haha!... No? Open Sesame!... Or not? Hurry like a law!... Not yet? Boye Jackfruit!..."

Fang Jing raised his forehead and interrupted the bright-eyed guy who thought he was very smart, "Stop reading, what do you want to do, just concentrate and meditate in your heart."

"Oh." Tangyuan just thought about it casually, what's in the bag?A pile of things fell in front of him.

The pile of things grew taller and taller, and it was about to pile up into a mountain. Seeing that it was about to flood the house, Fang Jingtian hurriedly stopped and let the things be taken back.

"If you want to see what's inside, you don't have to pour it all out, just concentrate on looking at it with your eyes, and try again?" Fang Jingtian taught him slowly.

Tangyuan concentrated her mind, and the first thing she saw was the small cloth bag on Fang Jingtian's waist.

There are only a few things of Miao Miao and some personal clothes inside, and there is a Q-version villain doll of "thousand-face glutinous rice balls" among them!

This guy turned out to be his invisible fan!It's so boring, I can't tell that he is crazy about this great god at all!

Tangyuan continued secretly to peek at the Qiankun bag on Fang Jingtian's body.He didn't know how abnormal it was for his spiritual consciousness to bypass the master and communicate directly with the magic weapon.

As a result, when everyone was busy encircling and capturing Ding Furnace in the future, he was still watching the show heartlessly by the side, without any sense of crisis.

Because the super magic weapon Tangyuan was too high-level, even Fang Jingtian himself didn't realize that the magic weapon on his body was betrayed.I thought it was just a stupid and cute animal.

This cute scepter is now back in George Garden, and will continue to be a neighbor with Lord Tianshi.

Because this lazy glutinous rice ball was too lazy to ring the doorbell or wait for the door to open, every time he was curious about what Master Tianshi was doing, he just climbed over the balcony.

Fang Jingtian was afraid that his glutinous rice balls would accidentally roll down the 18th floor, and every time he approached the balcony, he would go there and wait.

Tang Yuan only thought that Lord Tianshi must have very good eyesight. Every time he passed by, he would watch the scenery from the balcony on the 18th floor.He didn't know that Lord Tianshi was peeping into his life with his ears every day.

In order to attract that lazy cancer to come over for dinner, Fang Jingtian used fairy techniques to make a table of fragrant rice and coriander every day.Then Mr. Tangyuan, who was moved by the smell, climbed directly to the next door.

You can eat as soon as you climb up, and you can even save the time of ordering and waiting for delivery, which is really ideal!So Tangyuan crawling and crawling became a habit, and they climbed to Fang Jingtian's balcony when it was time to eat.

Ah~ Today is roast chicken!Tangyuan moved her nose twice, and immediately got up from the bed with great motivation.

When passing by a wall, Tang Yuan stepped back two steps, looked at a new arched door, Tang Yuan walked in to try, and then saw Fang Jingtian?

"Jingjing, so my bedroom is next to your bedroom? I don't even know."

Fang Jingtian pretended that I didn't know, "How is it? It's very convenient to open up the houses on both sides?"

Tangyuan nodded fiercely, "Now I can go to your house as soon as I get out of bed, without having to go around the hall and balcony, it's so convenient!"

Of course it is convenient, we all live together, can it be convenient?Fang Jingtian once again felt the slowness of this great god.

Opening a door, connecting two bedrooms, changing from a neighbor to a roommate, is not just as simple as eating a meal.Tangyuan is a slacker who never gets out of bed unless he goes to the bathroom.

If there is anything, I call my roommate who knows magic magic to do it for me.

"Jingjing, give me a glass of water."

"Mingjing, do you have any snacks? My mouth is itchy."

"Mingjing, bring me the phone on the table."

"Jingjing, can you bring me some food? I'll eat on the bed."

"Mirror mirror..."

Master Tianshi spends his days performing overkill for glutinous rice balls and delivering them in the air.After the glutinous rice balls shouted, they stretched out their hands, and something appeared in their hands out of thin air.

This feeling is really great, there is no artificial intelligence better than Master Tianshi's fairy art!

And Master Tianshi’s Qiankun bag is also very worth looking forward to. The glutinous rice balls can always squeeze out a pack or two of snacks.And the glutinous rice balls can be seen!As long as there is something to eat in Fang Jingtian's Qiankun bag, the glutinous rice balls will itch, and then his family Jingjing will let him eat!

Fang Jingtian is currently staying directly in Tangyuan's bedroom, because Tangyuan doesn't even bother to shout loudly.

Two widowed and lonely men share a room, Fang Jingtian meditates, Tangyuan sleeps with eyes closed, and sometimes dubs.Fang Jingtian listened with Shen Chang's ears, and then the glutinous rice balls will be pleasantly rewarded by the demon hunter.

Tangyuan, who was already well-off, started to be lazy again, not accepting dramas all day long, facing fans' reminders, pretending to disappear, busy, sick, and studying, all kinds of pretending!

In addition, he sent a rare diary before: "What should I do if I get lost?" Only the demon subduer replied: "Wait for me."

Fans began to speculate:

"Did something happen to Tang Yuanda? I feel like this is the rhythm of retiring from the circle?"

The following commenters shouted, "Don't! Don't leave us with glutinous rice balls!"

There are also black fans of "thousand noodles glutinous rice balls" leaving a message below:

"It's easy to leave. After being disgusted for so long, I finally have to leave. The online distribution circle is quiet."

As soon as this comment was posted, it was immediately rounded up by tens of thousands of people. The original intention was to scold the black man, but in the end his comment was pinned to the top.

Tangyuan finally found out with conscience that she wanted to post a soundtrack to pick up the show, and when she saw this comment, she immediately closed the page and went to the scumbag game again.

And one scum lasts a whole day without even eating.The whole person was also depressed, and even Jingjing stopped shouting.

Fang Jingtian was very worried, "What's wrong with you? Are you feeling unwell?"

Tang Yuan sat up and asked her co-resident: "Do you think I'm disgusting? Very annoying?"

"How come?" You are so cute.Fang Jingtian sat down and squeezed Tangyuan's face, "Who scolded you? So sad?" I will bully you back.

Tangyuan felt that it was okay to talk to Jingjing, "I don't know, they are all anonymous. I have always had a lot of black fans, maybe I shouldn't have so many voices by myself, does it seem unprofessional?

Also, they always thought I was scamming money with a voice changer.But I don't want to post a video to clarify, it will expose my appearance, and I don't want to make my private life public.

Do you think it would be better if I really quit the circle? "

Fang Jingtian immediately vetoed: "Retire from the circle? How can you quit the circle? What do you eat after quitting the circle? What do you use to pay the rent? Do you think you can do other jobs?"

Tangyuan shook her head as soon as she thought that she would never be able to lie down and work again, "No refund, no refund! My deposit is exhausted, and I still have to act in the drama. Thanks to your reminder, I was almost detoured into a dead end."

After Tangyuan started to eat again, Fang Jingtian clicked on the cv page of Tangyuan to tip him: "Yuanyuan, the money has been collected, come back!"

Also left another message:

"Help call my family Yuanyuan back, and transfer money to you one by one."

The fans suddenly went crazy, and they all came to worship the local tyrant's thighs, pushing up his message:

"Yuanyuan, your family really loves calling you home for dinner."

"Yuanyuan, the Demon Subduer is calling for you, show up quickly!"

"Yuanyuan, go home for dinner! I'm calling for you."

"Yuanyuan, come back quickly, the Demon Subduer can't wait."

"Yuan Shou, why don't you just marry the demon croucher! This is true love."

"Yuanyuan, come out!"

……

Fang Jingtian's message was pushed up after the glutinous rice balls were eaten.The number of follow-up reviews exceeds the previous bad review, even if someone checks the comment area again, they will not follow the bad review, and all come to the comments of local tyrants to steal money.

Tangyuan replied "I'm back", and the comment area immediately exploded, and they asked him to show their affection with the demon subduer on the spot.

The glutinous rice balls blew a bunch of kisses towards them, and the Demon Subduer didn't move for a while, and directly smashed a "super thigh" prop over.

A pretentious system announcement announced on the whole site: "My thigh is stretched out, why don't you hurry up and hug it?"

At the same time, there was a rain of gold coins on the public screen, and everyone could grab it, and the audience on other pages immediately rushed up to grab the money.

Demon Volunteer posted another message in the comment area:

"There are too many people, so I won't give them away one by one. This item has a built-in 5 yuan red envelope. Go grab it yourself. If you don't get it, leave me a message.

Please support my family Yuanyuan a lot in the future, I will stretch my thighs again when I am happy. "

There was a lot of "worship the local tyrants" under the message of the demon hunter, and Tangyuan also mixed in the message "worship the local tyrants", but it was immediately caught by the fans:

"Lord, your family is worshiped by you. What do you think?"

The demon subduer only replied: "It's time to break the sleep."

The message below is full of "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

Tangyuan checked the time, and it was indeed his unshakeable sleep time, so he said goodbye to the fans immediately.Fans are very timely and tell him "Go!"

Too bad neither of them meant that.

Fang Tianshi didn't realize how suggestive his message was at all, he just calculated that it was time for the slacker to sleep.

Tang Yuan didn't think the words were ambiguous, he just felt that the work and rest schedule of this Demon Subduer was very similar to his.