Fast Transmigration: Gorgeous Monster

The 22nd century is a world full of lazy people.Its technology and economy are more advanced than those of the prosperous 100 years ago.

All kinds of more and more convenient tools have nurtured a generation of lazy people. In addition, the division of labor in the whole society has tended to be fragmented and efficient. The collective office model that needs to waste time on the way to and from work has gradually been adopted by homeworkers. replace.

Office buildings and various mansions that were fashionable 100 years ago have been abandoned by people.On the avenues of the main city, there is no traffic jam during the rush hour, and people do not need to squeeze the bus twice in the morning and evening.Today's skyscrapers have become places where people take on tasks.

People no longer need the company to rent a place and provide office equipment to participate in work. Almost every family in the 22nd century is equipped with a study room and a studio, and you can work at home when you receive tasks from the company.

Remote communication in the 22nd century is already more efficient than face-to-face communication, and both parties can realize one-to-many conversations at the same time.This means that the company that issued the task can communicate with multiple people within the same working time.

Migrant workers can also communicate with multiple units at the same time, enabling one person to sign contracts with several companies and receive several monthly wages.

Compared with the past, due to restrictions on commuting to and from get off work, one person can only sign with one company, and the pressure will be great if you lose your job.Almost everyone in the lazy cancer group has several jobs and hardly faces unemployment pressure.

As a result, the whole society is lazy and stress-free, and the lazy house has become a characteristic of this era.

In the past, the medical insurance, pension, housing provident fund and other items paid for the future are no longer welcomed by the lazy cancer people, and the only way to deal with the lazy cancer people is debt.

Throughout the 22nd century, most of the world is using debt to rule the country.

All the insurance and prepayments paid for the future do not want to be paid, it is ok.When you need the money, you can get a loan from the relevant institution, and then the lazy cancer must work hard for the debt.Otherwise, your credit will be hacked, and you will not even have a job opportunity.

Another great feature of the 22nd century is the prosperity of various public lending institutions.

What should the lazy and cancerous people who never think about the future do without money to get married?Go to the marriage fund pool to apply for debts, and just work hard after getting married.

What should I do if the child’s milk powder money and diaper money have not been saved enough to have a baby?Go to the childcare fund pool to apply for debts, and then work hard to pay off.

What should I do if I am sick and have no money for medical treatment?What should I do if I have no money to eat?What should I do if I have no money to buy clothes?What should I do if I have no money for plastic surgery?What should I do if I have no money to travel?What if you don’t have money to go to high-end venues?

Don’t be afraid of everything, just pay back after consumption!This is how the government uses debt to stimulate production.

The lazy and cancerous people who don't push and don't move, are still maintaining social prosperity and economic growth under the impetus of debt.

Tangyuan is also a representative of lazy cancer that does not move without pushing.

Today is the deadline to pay the rent. Just click on the Internet, enter the payment password, and press OK to pay the rent.But he stayed in bed for 5 hours and missed the deadline.

When the notice of forced eviction was issued, Tang Yuan wanted to die!

Because the whole society is lazy and lazy, all the regulations are very strict.Once you have set a time and set a limit, you must follow the requirements, and you will never be sympathetic or make exceptions.Otherwise, everyone will rely on it, and the business will not be done.

Facing a room full of messy clothes and supplies, Tangyuan faced them silently for several hours, but did not clean them up.

When the last time for forced eviction was approaching, Tang Yuan slowly got up from the bed, scratched her hair, and didn't know where to tidy it up.

Another 10 minutes passed, and the glutinous rice balls were still motionless.The landlady, who is also very lazy, is already ringing the doorbell to confirm the move.

It was as if the glutinous rice balls had suddenly activated a button and flew up.Put all the things that can be seen into the box, and it’s done if it’s full, and it’s fine if you can’t take other things away.

When the landlady took the key to open the door, Tang Yuan just got stuck at that point and pushed the eight-wheel suitcase for lazy people to the door.

The landlord's aunt's tone was very official: "Sorry, young man, there is no reason to say. When the time is up, all the things in your house that have not been moved will be cleared."

Tangyuan walked down the street with a suitcase full of remorse, where can I find a suitable house to rent in an emergency?

The procrastination and lazy cancer patient who hesitated for a long time, didn't run anywhere, and rented the expensive George Garden for half a year when it was dark.Live there until you find a house.

Tangyuan, who is procrastinating, also knows that it will take at least half a year to find a house that can live in for a long time.

And he had another consideration. Half a year later, his blacklist was lifted.Maybe he can rent back the previous house. According to the landlady's laziness, his house might not be rented out in half a year.

Tang Yuan, who moved into the new house, rummaged through the suitcase he brought out.The inside is messy, mostly useless things, but necessities such as clothes and toiletries are pitifully scarce.

The glutinous rice balls want to whip themselves three hundred times again!Really die!

I just paid half a year's expensive rent, and I ordered a bunch of supplies and clothes for rice balls. I feel like I've returned to before liberation, and my deposits have been cleared t_t.

I have to hurry up to pick up the work again, otherwise I have to go back to borrowing money to make ends meet!The days of paying off debts are really painful...

Tangyuan, who is too lazy to even move and can lie down instead of sitting, has an ideal career: character voice acting.

Commonly known as seiyuu (r, voice actor), recording the lines of the characters in front of the script, and making money by lying on the bed and talking, is simply too ideal!

The lazy and cancerous people in the 22nd century don't read novels with their eyes very much, they prefer to listen to novels with their ears.

The novel that can be listened to has a narrative form of narration in the style of a storyteller.There are also ancient forms of radio dramas: using character dialogue to advance the plot, the auditory effect is similar to watching TV with your own eyes, and this method is more popular with the audience.

This kind of radio drama from 100 years ago is now called audio drama, and it is very popular.The traffic of all major audio drama websites is good.Most of the authors who write novels now write them directly in the form of scripts.

In the 22nd century, there are very few writers who can't write screenplays.Even if you can't write, you can basically write after reading too much written by others.

The income of Tangyuan is divided into two parts, one is the drama remuneration of the audio drama, which is billed according to the number of lines of the characters.

The other part is the tips from the audience, especially at the front end of the script for audition and casting, which can receive high rewards and support votes.

So the comment section of the audition section is very important to Tangyuan.

Tonight, Tang Yuan is going to pick up the front end of the script again. Just after posting an audition, someone in the comment area immediately stepped on him, "It's terrible, please don't destroy the character."

CV auditions are all anonymous, this is to prevent their fans from voting blindly without listening.In the end, it led to the selection of inappropriate people, wasting CV time, and the audio drama was not effective.

But one disadvantage of anonymity is that even if you are a master, your audition may be skipped if you get a bad review.

There are really too many people who want to take on this task, so many auditions have already been rated poorly by netizens, and those who are lazy and cancer will not click on it again.

Someone as lazy as Tangyuan should immediately reply to a cv with "I am Qianmian Tangyuan" to clarify, at least his fans will not skip his audition.

Tangyuan has a magical skill, which is to imitate sounds.When he was a child, he often hid in the room, imitating his parents' voices to order his younger brother to work, and then he was lazy by himself.

This stunt was practiced when he was a child, before his voice was finalized.His voice can still imitate others at will. This is also an example, which even science cannot explain.

He can perform many kinds of voices by himself, and his fans often find out that he also plays the main role after listening to a play.Therefore, without looking at the cast list, it has become a fun for fans to recognize which role Tangyuan will match just by listening to the voice.

"Thousand Noodles Tangyuan" has also become a celebrity in the online distribution circle.However, if there are fans, there must be blacks, and there are many people who think that his magical stunt does not conform to the laws of human physiology.

The glutinous rice balls are often pinched and squeezed in various ways, and he basically doesn't bother to care about them.But sometimes when the wind blows, I will scold back!

After Tangyuan responded to that comment, he started pinching Tangyuan again:

"I hate the thousand-noodle glutinous rice balls the most. The voice is too fake after passing through the voice changer. No wonder it is so ugly."

Tangyuan just suffered from cancer today because of laziness, was abused twice, was smoking, and blew up when he heard "ugly" twice:

"Don't spread rumors, my voice is from my throat without any processing. If you have any objections, please provide evidence."

The comment followed closely: "Shouldn't you be the one to prove that you don't use a voice changer?"

Tangyuan just finished typing a paragraph: "Why do people who have been slandered have to prove themselves? If empty words can make people prove themselves in various ways, wouldn't everyone be too busy? Do you need me to prove that I was born by my mother?", then Suddenly disconnected!Can't send it out.

It was only then that Mr. Tangyuan remembered that he should have paid the water, electricity and internet fees within 2 hours of signing the rental contract.Otherwise, there will be a three-day punishment of cutting off water, electricity, and internet.

Today is so cruel!How to work without internet?The point is that he lost such a long paragraph in vain!

Unwilling, Tangyuan searched for wifi on the same floor, found the one with the strongest signal, and went to the next door to ring the doorbell.

When Fang Jingtian opened the door, he saw a boy who looked like a doll, and asked him for the wifi password with blinking eyes.

The lazy glutinous rice ball eyelashes are very thick, and the long and dense eyelashes have not been taken care of for many years, and they become a virgin forest.The look and feel is really a bit of a doll's sense of sight.

Fang Jingtian did not open the greenway because of this, but said:

"The wifi on my side is protected, and only my own device can access the Internet."

Tangyuan is very good at climbing poles: "Then can I borrow your equipment for a while?"

Fang Jingtian took out his tablet, and Tangyuan immediately used it to reply to the comment that pinched him.

After typing that long reply, Tangyuan didn't want to work anymore, so she should go back to sleep for three days!After three days there will be a network, and then go to work.

There was no glutinous rice balls at hand, and the page was not closed, so I just returned the tablet to Fang Jingtian and said thank you.

Fang Jingtian studied the page, clicked on the audition section of Tangyuan, and then decisively gave a bad review.The reason is still "unpleasant", if you let the glutinous rice balls see it, you will have to go crazy.

Fumo Tianshi Fang Jingtian, who doesn't know anything about NetDub, gave a bad review when he heard that this audition was not as good as Tangyuan's own voice.

He didn't understand why Tang Yuan changed his voice into a big man with a rough voice?He also didn't know that the character that Tangyuan was going to play was a rude gong, did he want Tangyuan to use a cute and cute voice?

Moreover, Tangyuan's original voice has never been contributed to the audio drama.All he uses are accents.