The Extraordinary Story of the Polling Bureau's Anomaly

I just finished working on a big case in other places, and I was shocked when I entered the polling bureau.The entire Polling Bureau has taken on a brand new look, the floor has been painted, and lights and festoons are everywhere.I'm surprised, it's not the Chinese New Year, what are you doing, Fatty Sun?

The investigators who wanted to greet me along the way saw me rushing towards Fatty Sun's office with a bluff, but they didn't dare to go forward.

"Hey! Lazi is back, you've worked hard, take a break and drink some water! I told you to clean up the office quickly, then go outside and hang up the banners. Be quick!" I was about to enter Fatty Sun's office, and it happened that Sun The fat man came out, greeted me, and directed all the staff of the polling bureau to clean up.

"What kind of demon are you? Great Sage, do you want to become a spirit with this festooned lantern?" Hearing my sulky tone, Fatty Sun chuckled and was not angry.

"Spicy, how can there be any festive decorations? That's a marriage! Come on, you came back just in time, no one in your sixth room dared to go in, and Lao Tu just came back from a mission, so you hurry to help him tidy up together, you can't It’s just that the environmental sanitation of your sixth room is not up to standard!” Hearing what Fatty Sun said, my anger became even greater.We co-authored a mission and our sixth room took care of it all day long. We were exhausted, and we had to come to clean up in person.

Just as I was about to have a seizure, Fatty Sun grabbed me and bit my ear.

"Your Director Wu has arrived, Lazi, help your brother, you don't think about asking your Director Wu to clean the office!" I was also shocked when I heard Fatty Sun say that.Since the matter of Si Ming Shen Pan was almost resolved, Wu Rendi basically never came to the polling bureau, except for the big tasks that Lao Tu and I couldn't handle. The director has also come to work, no wonder no one dares to enter the sixth room to help us clean, there is such a co-author standing there.

"What's the situation? You're getting married, Great Sage! Where's the wedding banquet? I don't have any red envelopes!" Hearing what I said, Fatty Sun shook his head with a wry smile.

"I'm married? What about my family one by one? You co-authored it to let Director Wu destroy me directly! Alright, don't make troubles, Lazi, and clean up Room [-] quickly! Secretary An from Haili will be here in a while." , we can't let the people of the world look down on us!" I wanted to tease Fatty Sun a few more words, but this guy yelled straight at the gate.

"Banner! Hang up the banner quickly! Oops! It's crooked! Why are your eyes so long! Go to the right, and then to the right! To the right!" Fatty Sun yelled and waved his hand, but he almost bumped into Ouyang, the director of the fifth room, to the left. .

"Right or right? I said it's going to the left! Hmph! What a mess!" I almost laughed out loud when I heard this, Fatty Sun smiled wryly.Finally hung up the banner.

"Warmly welcome the delegation of the World Folk Culture Exchange Center!" I saw this banner, and I was speechless.

"Great Sage! What do you mean? What secular center? The name is really secular! What are you doing?" Seeing me staring at the banner, Fatty Sun sighed.

"Secretary An called and said that the World Folk Culture Exchange Conference will be held in Beijing. That's fine. We can send a few people to listen casually. I didn't expect Secretary An to say that this association is not simple. Trouble, a lot of ghosts and goblins have taken refuge abroad. Our polling bureau hasn't bothered to go abroad to catch them, but this secular center will handle it directly. And... there are obviously experts in it, what Secretary An means. This meeting is only on the surface, and if the other party gets upset, we can't admit cowardice. So, isn't Director Wu here?" Hearing what Fatty Sun said, I felt in my heart that the peaceful days were coming to an end again up.Forget it, anyway, Director Wu is here, so are you afraid that the other party will become a master?

Thinking of this, I hurried back to Room [-] to clean up, lest Lao Tu scold me behind my back.

As soon as he entered Room [-], he saw Director Wu with his feet on the table, looking at "The Chronicles of the Underworld", with the expression that the whole world owed him money.Lao Tu mopped and swept the floor with an aggrieved expression.I also quickly took the rag and wiped the table.Er Yang left, there were few people in the sixth room, and Lao Tu and I were really busy.

Seeing that the Sixth Room has also tidied up, Lao Tu and I finally took a breath.The entire polling bureau is already shining brightly, and the leader's face project is exhausting.

The time was almost up, and the directors of each office, under the leadership of Director Sun, had already stood at the door to welcome the leaders of Haili and the representatives of the secular center.Wu Rendi didn't intend to get up, so I had no choice but to line up to greet Liushi instead.

As soon as he saw me, Director Hugo from the third room gave me a big hug.

"Oh! My dear Deputy Director Shen, I haven't seen you for a long time! I'm so happy!" I pushed away Hugo's warm hug and whispered to him, "Does this world have anything to do with you? "

After hearing this, Hugo shook his head and spread his hands again.He also whispered to me, "I know everything about it. This has nothing to do with the church. I also want to know who founded this organization for the purpose of knowing, and I have to report to the church!" Hugo said Said, I don't bother to pay attention to this crooked nut that everyone knows about.

"Director Hao, isn't that Director Hao here today?" I saw Hao Wenming looking unhappy, but I didn't see Hao Zhengyi.

"Hmph! My brother went to school to protect Liang Gao! If it weren't for Liang Gao's face, our brothers would never have come to this kind of boring meeting. Fatty Sun knows how to curry favor with the higher-ups, the Secretary-General of Haili, take Take chicken feathers as arrows!" I dare not say anything more, it seems that the Hao family brothers are only worried about Liang Gao, anyway, it is a matter on the table, and the two sides will meet in a while, shake hands, have a haha, and it will be over after a meal matter.

After a while, I saw more than a dozen identical black cars heading towards the polling station.

Fatty Sun stepped forward with a smile on his face and held Secretary An's hand. Secretary An was very satisfied with the new polling bureau decorated with lights and festoons.

"Director Sun, please invite representatives to visit the Poll Bureau!" Secretary An and Fatty Sun met eyes, and Fatty Sun nodded slightly. Secretary An and Fatty Sun stood side by side, and the representatives in the car behind started Get off one after another.

The few blond foreigners who came down first were quite energetic, and then there were people of all kinds of skin colors.Hugo snuggled up to me again, muttering softly.

"That's an exorcist, that's a witch, that's a magician, they all have some backgrounds." Listening to Hugo's introduction, I didn't take it to heart. It's not all blood mist here.

Suddenly, one old and one young got out of the car and were still pushing forward, which scared me so much that my jaw almost dropped.

To the second uncle!Uncle Ren!When did you become internationalized?I just wanted to go forward, but was held down by Sun Dasheng. Sun Dasheng was no less surprised than I was, and then he returned to his face with a smile on his face, pretending to be completely unfamiliar and shaking hands with Guiren Shenyi one by one.

I was in a hurry when someone slapped the back of my head suddenly. I turned around on the spot, but I didn't see anyone, so I heard Fatty Sun gritted his teeth and said "Welcome!"

When I looked up, I saw Huang Ran smiling and shaking hands with Fatty Sun, and standing behind him was an old Shangshan monk in serious clothes.No need to ask, it must have been him who took the picture of me just now.

Fatty Sun and Huang Ran both smiled fakely, and they pretended to have a warm hug, but they just wanted to bite their ears.

"Old Huang! You're really good at it! You've become internationalized behind my back! Since you're so dishonest, don't blame me..."

"Director Sun! I can't help myself. The old guys from the committee joined in privately. How can I say that I'm still half of my own, so it's easier to talk to them than them. Don't worry, I know who we brothers are with..." The two A sinister fat man was smiling and arguing.I was nauseated all the time.

"Director Sun, this is Chairman Zhu of the World Folklore Exchange Center!" Secretary An looked excited, stepped forward to shake hands, and then leaned closer to Fatty Sun and whispered a few words.

"Director Sun, Chairman Zhu is also an old friend of mine. The last time you led a team to Tianshan Mountain, it was Chairman Zhu who contacted me. Regardless of Chairman Zhu's young age, he is really talented. Tell me about my construction. This time, Chairman Zhu proposed to visit the Polling Bureau, how can I refuse? We will have a good chat later, I still have a lot of things I want to ask Chairman Zhu for advice Well." The surprises really came one after another, I saw Uncle Gui and Uncle Ren before, and now I see Emperor Xiaozhu appearing.Er Yang stood behind Emperor Xiaozhu like a bodyguard. I didn't intend to be polite to these two. After all, the three of us are also an idol group. I'll talk to you two later.

Secretary An and Emperor Xiao Zhu looked happy to meet each other, and Fatty Sun was obviously a little unconvinced.I patted Fatty Sun on the shoulder and muttered a few words in a low voice.

"Great sage! What does it mean that Emperor Xiaozhu is not the director of the polling bureau but the chairman of the secular center? Second Uncle Gui, Uncle Ren, Lao Huang, Shangshan Lafayette and Er Yang are also here , you really don't know what's going on?"

Fatty Sun patted me on the shoulder with a bitter face, "I really don't know what's going on! Anyway, I'll ask again later! We are all acquaintances, and my second and third uncles won't embarrass me, isn't there still Director Wu's sympathy? I really don't blame me for the matter of Emperor Xiaozhu being the head. I applied, and if I wanted to blame it, I blamed the mechanism. Secretary An also helped, but the higher-ups were a little muttering about the identity of Emperor Xiaozhu, no, Emperor Xiaozhu and Dayang left the polling bureau, I just thought they were going to swim in the sea, who knew they were poached by others, alas! It’s all about physical fitness! Absolute brain drain!” Hearing what Fatty Sun said, I Just believe it.Regardless of what this center does, anyway, Emperor Zhu and Er Yang are old people in our polling bureau, so they won't do us any harm.

"Chairman Zhu, I'm sorry we're late!" A group of us were about to turn around and enter the polling bureau when we heard a familiar voice.I hurriedly turned around, and saw Guangren and Huoshan in a neat suit.

"Dafang...Vice Chairman Guang is too polite, let's go in together." Emperor Zhu pulled Guangren and hurriedly introduced to Secretary An. Secretary An was also very happy to see Guangren's gentleness.Kazan didn't answer, but still gave me a glare.

"Secretary An, I'm really sorry to keep you and Director Sun waiting for a long time. I don't know who made something to scare people outside. I was careful to surprise Chairman Zhu and Secretary An, and cleaned it up by the way." Guangren said I have to understate it, but Fatty Sun and I didn't listen to it. It's something to scare people. Fatty Sun was still telling me just now that Director Wu had arranged a formation outside, and how powerful it was.

A group of people visited the polling bureau like a revolving door, and then went to the conference room for a summit.In addition to Secretary Sun, Director Sun and Chairman Zhu, the participants at the meeting also included Vice Chairman Guang and the director of the Sixth Office. I thought Wu Rendi would not come to the meeting and was going to represent the Sixth Office, but I found that Wu Rendi had already sat down In the conference room.

Of course it would be nice not to have the meeting, I hurried out and saw Gui Bugui and Ren Shen complaining to each other.

"Old man, didn't you say that Wu Mian would not come to the polling bureau a long time ago? How is that good? Can't we go to this meeting?" Xiao Ren Shen hit Gui Bugui with two fists and pouted.

"What's the matter? We can't afford to offend both sides! Come on, let's go in! Wu Mian glared at us for a while, and we pretended not to see. Huang Ran and the old monk Shangshan went in, and we followed them. Wu Mian would be angry again. Proper." Seeing Huang Ran dragging the old monk Shangshan to the meeting, the old monk Shangshan was reluctant, but seeing Wu Rendi's livid face, the old monk Shangshan was happy again, and sneaked into the meeting room, Sitting opposite Wu Rendi, winking.Huang Ran wanted to sit farther away, but Fatty Sun warmly invited him to sit across from him, and the two fat people squinted their eyes and faked smiles at each other.

Seeing that the summit is about to start, I feel happy, but Er Yang didn't go to the meeting, so I don't believe that I can't find someone who understands!

Sure enough, Er Yang wanted to avoid me. They are very familiar with this polling bureau, but I am not unfamiliar with it either, am I?You want to play peek-a-boo with me, right? I'll catch you in minutes.

Blocked by me, Yang Xiao smiled shyly, looking embarrassed.Yang Jun didn't take it seriously, and gave Yang Xiao a glare.

"Lazi is not an outsider, let's go! Let's go to the sixth room!" I was full of curiosity, so I went to the sixth room with Er Yang.