The Extraordinary Story of the Polling Bureau's Anomaly

I don't know how long it took, but I finally woke up.Thanks to this white-haired physique, even if he suffered a bloody head, he would not die.I struggled to get up, only to find that Fatty Sun was walking around the cave with his hands behind his back, as if he was inspecting work.

"Great Sage! Are you okay?" I was worried about Fatty Sun. Although this guy is lucky, he is still an ordinary human being. If he falls, I can't send him to the hospital immediately.

When Fatty Sun saw me calling him, he walked over with a smile and grinned at me. "It's not that I said, Lazi, you slept too long this time, your white-haired and long-growing physique broke the skin and you fainted, it's really useless! This physique is so blind! Together we fell into a four-week period. There is no way and no way, it seems that we have to live here for the rest of our lives!"

Hearing that Fatty Sun is blind here, I knew he was fine.Speaking of it, sometimes I really doubt whether this guy is human, and I am so lucky to co-author this.

I rubbed my aching head from the fall, looking around, I felt a little familiar, but I couldn't remember it for a while.Seeing me stunned, Fatty Sun laughed and patted my shoulder.

"What's the matter? Lazi, don't you understand! This place is in the belly of Tianshan Mountain, look at those four icicles? They are the ones that hit your head, in front of the icicle..." Fatty Sun said here, I Suddenly remembered, isn't this place the place where Xuanling seals the Heavenly Demon?I remember the last time Fatty Sun and I came here by mistake. Wu Rendi Xuanling brought four maidservants and Er Yang out of the phantom door of Tiangong City. Fatty Sun wanted to drag me to Tiangong City to touch the baby , and almost hit Wu Rendi.But... why is it a little different here?Why are the original murals gone?And the phantom of Tiangong City is gone.

"Great Sage! Don't you remember? Last time we were here, you took a picture of the mural over there, that is, the mural of Nine Immortals and Demons, and you sold the photo to Lao Huang for a sky-high price. There used to be a The phantom of Tiangong City, the two of us were almost knocked away by Director Wu here." Seeing me gesticulating in a hurry, Fatty Sun squinted his eyes and nodded.

"Hmm! It's true what you said, but why did the mural and the illusion of Tiangong City disappear? Why did two holes open in Tianshan's stomach or did someone dig the mural away? "Hearing Fatty Sun's nonsense, I gave him a straight look.

"Pull it down! It must be weird, but it is definitely not because someone carried away the murals. Who can carry that thing? If it is discovered by the higher authorities, you will send an archaeological team to bring it back to the museum. Don't you know? Besides, even if it is Huang Ran thinks, when his people have successfully entered here, there must be some kind of formation and enchantment in it, probably it was set up by Advisor Xuan or the four demon king sisters, Huang Ran's people can't get in at all." Hearing what I said, Fatty Sun immediately agreed, and then started running around in the cave again.I'm really convinced of this guy, no matter what time it is, why is he not in a hurry at all.

"By the way, Great Sage, last time we walked in bit by bit from the outside, this time we fell from the top, you said it feels completely out of the same direction, how can the two of us fall here? Seeing me start to ponder, Fatty Sun smiled slyly.

"Spicy, have you learned to use your brain? Not bad! You don't even think about it, what's the situation now? Didn't the magic disk on that mysterious adviser's side lose? Isn't time and space messed up? So ah! This Nine Immortals Zhu Maybe there is no more magic! We are lucky, maybe we will pass through soon, and now it is thousands of years earlier than 1000, maybe Wu Rendi is still running all over the mountain with bare buttocks at the bottom of this mountain!" Listen to Sun The more the fat man said, the more outrageous he became. I was so angry that I lost my temper. The one who ran all over the mountain with bare buttocks was a monkey. If Wu Rendi really heard this, at least half of your life will be lost.

I chatted with Fatty Sun without saying a word, but my heart panicked.If the mountain was really thousands of years ago, and Wu Rendi and Xuanling disappeared, how can Fatty Sun and I reverse the transformation, defeat the demon, and save the polling bureau?

I'm gloomy here, but Fatty Sun kept asking me if I had anything to eat.Said that I didn't have enough to eat at Huang Ran's house, so I didn't bother to talk to him, so I just pretended to sleep.Seeing that I ignored him, Fatty Sun began to look around and work again.

Suddenly, the space in the cave was distorted, and I felt that the ground under my feet was shaking.I hurriedly grabbed Fatty Sun, for fear that there would be another avalanche or something, and we would fall to an unknown place again.

With the sound of "Chila", it was as if the space had been torn apart.A few figures suddenly appeared in front of us, my heart tightened, and the two swords of crime and punishment flew out.

"You said you're fine throwing such a pair of rags and irons to scare who? Guangren throws it like that, but you throw it like rags!" Upon hearing Wu Rendi's unique mean tone, my little heart shuddered. It's about to pop out, the voice is so kind, I was worried that I would be trapped here for the rest of my life, and then I met a great savior.

"Director Wu, you..." I just yelled, before I could speak, Xuan Ling suddenly came over and looked at me and Fatty Sun suspiciously.

"Shen La! How did you come in? There is an enchantment around here..." Seeing Xuan Ling's expression seems to be very important, so I quickly explained the situation in detail.After hearing this, Xuan Ling laughed at herself and let out a deep breath.

"Last time, you and Sun Desheng came in through the secret passage left by the craftsmen who made the murals. Speaking of which, there are forks everywhere. After the craftsmen left, I set up a nine-song ecstasy array. It's a miracle that you can come in accurately. This time it's even more strange. I don't even know the way you came in. There are enchantments all around here. The easiest way to come in is the one we took. It's a pity that you came in twice I didn't keep up." Hearing Xuanling's explanation, I was really scared, if it wasn't for Fatty Sun's character is too strong, I guess I would just get lost in the cave, unable to die or get out.After all, everyone is fine, and I still have no idea what to do next.

"There's so much nonsense! Solve the problem quickly!" Wu Rendi meant to dislike me and Xuan Ling's long-winded words, so I shrank my neck quickly and didn't dare to speak anymore.

"Siming Shenpan is the eye of the formation. It must be here. Now that I have come in, it will take a while for me to find it." Xuan Ling whispered a few words to the four servants, and the four servants took their orders and scattered away. , Look, that means looking for the god of destiny.

"Consultant Xuan! What does the God of Destiny look like? Why don't the Great Sage and I look for it together! Don't think the Great Sage is fat, but when it comes to finding things, even a police dog is not as good as him crying!" I just said. If it falls, Fatty Sun will not be happy at all.

"Spicy! Who compares to police dogs? Are you praising me or scolding me?" Seeing Fatty Sun roll his eyes, I felt happy.It's rare to make this guy angry, and I've earned it.

"Siming Divine Disk is the magic weapon of Simingxingjun, the first palace of Nandou Liuxingjun. It is in charge of the fate and life span of people in the world. It can change life and death, but if you do it at will, it will lead to very dire consequences. Without strong mana, you can't It drives the operation of the divine plate, so it is useless even if ordinary people get it. The divine plate itself is very dangerous. If you don’t understand the method, accidentally touch the vagina, it is possible to be sent directly to the underworld for reincarnation. The appearance of the divine plate It's not very eye-catching, it's just a jade plate, with white jade on the top and black jade on the bottom, black and white are distinct, representing yin and yang and the cycle of life and death." When Xuanling said this, Fatty Sun suddenly touched it from his pocket intentionally or unintentionally, and took it. He took out a jade plate with the mouth of a bowl, with a wry smile on his face.

"Consultant Xuan, is this the treasure you are talking about?" I was startled when I saw a jade plate suddenly appear in Fatty Sun's hand.When did this thing get picked up by him?Why don't I know?

Seeing the black and white jade plate in Fatty Sun's hand, Xuan Ling's face changed color.He snatched the jade plate from Fatty Sun's hand and checked it carefully.

"Not good! This God of Destiny is the eye of the formation. You must first see through the formation of the demon before you can use the corresponding method to remove it. Removing the God of Destiny rashly will cause the formation to be confused, not only the time and space will be disordered." , life and death will also be tampered with. At that time, many living people will die immediately, but the dead will be resurrected. The time will be reversed and the space will be disordered. , all turned pale with fright.I couldn't help but give Fatty Sun a hard look. This guy's money-lovers can change his disposition. Don't put every treasure in his pocket. Some treasures will kill people.

As soon as Xuan Ling finished speaking, the cave suddenly shook violently.The ice balls kept falling down, and I pulled Fatty Sun to dodge left and right, so that the ice balls didn't smash his head again.In the chaos, Wu Rendi and Xuan Ling didn't move. Those ice balls seemed to be squeezed from soft persimmons, and they hit me and Fatty Sun's heads, but they didn't fall on Xuan Ling and Wu Rendi's heads at all.

The violent shaking finally stopped, and I dragged Fatty Sun to run behind Wu Rendi and Xuan Ling, but I didn't expect that the four icicles suddenly shattered, and we were both covered in ice.

Seeing the four icicles shatter, Xuan Ling's face immediately changed color.In other words, this is the first time I see Xuanling being so panicked, it means that it is definitely not a good sign that the four pillars are broken.

"Wu Mian! My barrier is broken! The demon is here, we seem to have been ambushed by this guy!" Hearing Xuan Ling say this, I was also taken aback.Unexpectedly, Fatty Sun interrupted from the side.

"Oh my god! I was scared to death! Those four icicles that hit my head were the enchantment of Advisor Xuan! Advisor Xuan, can you be a little more casual? Use icicles for the enchantment, it's no wonder it doesn't break! Even if you can’t afford gold and silver pillars, you have to use copper and iron pillars anyway! That stuff is solid! This is great, the enchantment is broken, maybe the demons are coming.”

"Shut up! If you talk too much, I'll make you look like an icicle!" Xuan Ling suddenly changed his gentle temper and suddenly became angry, so frightened that Fatty Sun quickly covered his mouth, not to mention Fatty Sun, even I was scared one jump.

I was staring at the shattered icicle, but suddenly the space in front of me was distorted, and the originally snow-white cave was suddenly dark. As the surroundings became darker, there was a burst of frightening laughter. , that laughter is like the sound of metal scratching glass.

"Quack quack quack quack quack... welcome to the new palace of the Demon King of the Three Realms. I haven't seen you for a long time, and I really miss you."

"Earth Demon!" I followed the voice and threw out the two swords of crime and punishment.It seems that Uncle Ren didn't kill him last time in the Demon Realm, and this guy showed his eyes again.

My Second Sword of Punishment and Punishment was blocked by Old Demon, and I was about to send it out again, but Wu Rendi rushed over in a flash, and thousands of arcs shot at Old Demon one after another.Old Demon's ability is not very good, that is, he has a good tongue. Seeing that Old Demon has lost the wind, I don't plan to fly the second sword out again, lest I be scolded by Wu Rendi.

Xuanling and I were all engrossed in the fight between Wu Rendi and Old Demon. Seeing that Old Demon could only parry but not fight back, I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Suddenly, I felt a sweetness in my heart, and a mouthful of blood spurted out directly.I only felt that my body seemed to be hollowed out, and I fell down like a kite with a broken string...