The Extraordinary Story of the Polling Bureau's Anomaly

Seeing the atmosphere getting more and more tense, I thought about what would happen if a fight really broke out.I don't know who the demon is, and I can't afford to offend the old monk Shangshan and Wu Rendi.I was muttering to myself, Wu Rendi didn't plan to grind any more, just rubbed his fingers, and an electric arc shot directly at the old monk Shangshan, which shocked me and Er Yang.

According to my understanding, at least the two sides need to chat for another five or ten dollars, at least to find out each other's identities. If a Lafayette is electrocuted, can he let it go?This Shangshan Lafayette is not a vegetarian master. Don't look at him talking about Buddha all day long. His mind is smaller than a needle nose. It took more than ten years to find the trouble.If this is another problem, it will probably not stop without tossing around for a hundred years.

I was thinking about whether to pull Er Yang together to try to persuade me to fight or something, but I didn't expect that the old monk Shangshan bared his teeth, dodged Wu Rendi's electric arc, clenched his fists with both hands, and aimed at Wu Rendi's forehead with Luohan fist.I was frightened and stupid at the time, I couldn't see the number of roads at that speed.

Well!Director Wu Rendi was not polite here, he just blocked it with both hands. Although he was not slapped in half by the old monk Shangshan, he was still pushed back a few steps by this powerful force. Only then did he stabilize his figure.

This time Wu Rendi suffered a small loss, but it was fine. With a swipe of both hands, hundreds of arcs turned into a fireball, which meant that the old monk Shangshan would be roasted.

"Lafayette! Be careful!" I don't care about who is with whom, anyway, these two are pretty good to me, I really don't want to watch which of them hang up.How to put it, I don't know why they fought, even if they suspected that the other party was a demon, but after all, they didn't see any evidence.

"Spicy! You have a conscience. Go back to Lafayette and invite you to eat potherb mustard. Be greedy! Look at how greedy you are, Lafayette cares about enough potherb mustard, so I won't give it to the little fat man." Shangshan old monk said with a smile He was joking with me, but the movements under his hands became faster and more ruthless, which meant that he wished he could be smashed flat by Wu Rendi in just a few strokes.Wu Rendi's skills are also sharp, whether the old monk Shangshan's fists or slaps, they didn't touch him at all.

"Shen La! Look at how promising you are! A potherb mustard bought you? If I had known about your virtues, I shouldn't have given you pills, and I would have just pickled you in a pickle jar, so as not to embarrass me !" Wu Rendi's tone was still so mean, coupled with his disdainful eyes, now I'm confused again, how can I see that the two of them are obviously not celestial demons!

"Hmph! You shameless fart pretending to be Wu Baimao, are you interested or not! Let Lafayette save you today!"

"Bah! With your virtue, do you really think you're that old thief? You're a rag-tag monster who's just pretending, but you really can't pretend in terms of ability!" The two started fighting and arguing again, and I was upset for a while. , I glanced at Er Yang to get some hints, but Er Yang looked as bewildered as I was.I don't count on Er Yang anymore, I hurried to Gui Bugui and Ren Shen, hoping to get an answer from their faces.

Ren Shen's little face was already flushed red, and even he didn't understand what happened when he saw the meaning.Wanting to help but not sure who to help, not intervening but panicking, are like ants on a hot pot.

Returning to the end, he is a treacherous and cunning man, seeing this situation, he still doesn't understand the situation, he still pretends to be calm, deliberately avoids my eyes, and doesn't give me any hints at all.

Now I can only give up and watch the show thoroughly.The old monk Shangshan and Wu Rendi obviously wanted to fight for [-] rounds. With the abilities of these two, let alone who is the devil king, even if there is no devil king, the level of these two is not something we can deal with.

Seeing that the big guys didn't plan to take care of it, I gave up.Well!Look at the excitement, who wouldn't!Anyway, without Fatty Sun, I can't guess whether it is a human or a demon, so why should I bother.Besides, maybe Advisor Xuan will bring the four demon king sisters to help in a while, plus Guangren and Huoshan, how can we say that our righteous friends are much more than the demon kings of the Three Realms, and Director Wu is also good, Even the old monk Shangshan is not a fuel-efficient lamp.let's hit!Hit hard!If we can do this, we will get rid of the demons, and we can finally have a good rest.

I was thinking wildly, but I didn't expect that in the blink of an eye, the old monk Shangshan accidentally exposed a flaw, Wu Rendi didn't miss this opportunity, and directly hit the old monk Shangshan with an arc combo, and the old monk Shangshan The monk flew all the way and fell heavily to the ground. Just as he was about to get up, Wu Rendi didn't want to give him this chance, and shouted at the returning officer in the distance: "Hurry up! Kill him!" The direction of the old monk Shan rushed over.

Little Ren Shen was a little confused. Hearing Wu Rendi's shout, he was in a hurry and just wanted to make a move. Unexpectedly, he was preempted by Gui Bugui. Gui Bugui directly slapped the old monk Shangshan's heart, which meant Split a big hole in the old monk Shangshan.

The old monk Shangshan was so frightened that he wanted to leave, but he didn't expect to return very quickly, and he arrived again in a blink of an eye.The old monk Shangshan only felt a pain in his chest. I screamed in fright. Seeing that the old monk Shangshan was about to be poked with blood, I rushed over and wanted to stop it, but I didn’t expect to spray The blood that came out directly covered my face...

I was so scared that my mind went completely blank.I quickly wiped off the blood mist on my face, but the scene in front of me made me freeze on the spot...

What's going on?why?I opened my mouth wide and couldn't speak at all, what's going on here...

I saw that the chest of the old monk Shangshan was bright red, but there was no blood hole... and there was a bloody hand on Gui Bugui's chest. It was Wu Rendi's.Wu Rendi actually poked a big blood hole in Gui Bugui's body!At this time, Gui Bugui had a smile on the corner of his mouth, completely devoid of pain, as if the blood hole on his body was not his.

Just when I was in a daze, Wu Rendi had helped up the old monk Shangshan and quickly returned to me and Er Yang Renshen.

I quickly stretched out my hand to help the old monk Shan, but unexpectedly he slapped my hand off, and finally grinned again, which meant that he hurt the wound.

"Wu Baimao! You bastard! You messed around with the plan you had clearly agreed upon, you white-haired and vulgar Lafayette! Cooperating with you to change the script without authorization, Lafayette I almost died!" The old monk Shangshan ruthlessly He gave Wu Rendi a hard look, Wu Rendi didn't intend to fall in love with the old monk Shan at all, he knew it at a glance and planned to pretend.

"You call yourself Buddha all day long. If you don't go to hell, who will go to hell? What's more, you have died once anyway. It doesn't matter if you die again. I am just an ordinary person. I am not a Buddha or a fairy, and I am not even an alchemist. This hurts you Do ordinary people like us still have to accept the Buddha's disobedience?" Wu Rendi's tone was still so harsh, but he was obviously guilty, and even started to talk nonsense.

The old monk Shangshan became angry when he heard this, but because of the pain in the wound, he could only suck his teeth and bear it.

"Well, you unreasonable Wu Baimao! Are you still an ordinary person? You are against the sky! How can you be ordinary? I can't finish with you!" The old monk Shangshan said a harsh word, but did not take other actions.I was about to ask what the hell was going on when I heard a growl.

It turned out that it was the roar of Gui Bugui who had been neglected by us all the time. It seems that he was ignored by Wu Rendi and the old monk Shangshan.It was only then that I discovered that the big blood hole on Gui Bugui's body that Wu Rendi poked had disappeared.

"Wu Mian! I really shouldn't underestimate you! No wonder Xuanling values ​​you so much. It seems that you really have two brushes! What's the matter? So what if you found the deity? Are you sure that you can beat the deity? Is it?" The Gui Bugui in front of me became more and more distorted, and then I realized that it was Gui Bugui who was controlled by the demon, Wu Rendi and the old monk Shangshan only fought for a long time for acting.

"That's because you are stupid! It's not good to pretend to be that old man, come on, stop wearing this fake leather dress, tell me, where does it belong?" Wu Rendi stared nonchalantly. He glanced at the demon.The demon snorted coldly, and said with a smile, "It's me whether I return or not! I just return or not! How can there be other return? Since there is only one return, what should I give back to you?"

Hearing what Tianmo said, Wu Rendi became a little angry, and wanted to rush over, but hesitated again.

"Okay! Wu Baimao! The barrier here has been broken, let's kill him directly!" Don't look at the old monk Shan who was injured. After resting for a while, the wound was half healed, and the violent temper started again. The outbreak broke out, and before Wu Rendi could do it, the old monk Shangshan wanted to do it.

"Hahahaha... Whether it belongs to me or not, only I know where he is. If you don't want to see him again, it's a very regrettable thing. You really want to kill me, so why don't you try this? , anyway, other people's lives are not important, that Gui Lao Baimao is a dying person, you really don't need to accommodate me for him."

The Heavenly Demon in front of him still looks like Gui Bugui. I don't know why, why is Second Uncle Gui's face so messed up now?I couldn't help but wanted to jump over and slap him a few times, but I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to beat the demon.

Just as I was thinking, Wu Rendi didn't have that patience, he shot directly at the demon with lightning and thunder, the old monk Shangshan was still practicing kung fu to heal his wounds, watching Wu Rendi fight against the demon, the old monk Shangshan stomped his feet anxiously.

Er Yang and I glanced at each other, and rushed over to help. Although our actions were more agile than Director Wu, we still played a role in restraining the demons. We are fighting guerrilla warfare and having fun. Why don’t we be cold? , Xiao Ren Shen got out of the ground directly, hugged Tianmo's feet tightly, and Tianmo fell and gnawed on the mud.The old monk Shangshan saw the opportunity, and when he went up, he slapped the demon's eyes with a big mouth.Who asked him to find someone in his seventies and eighties to act as a shell envoy if he had nothing to do? He deserved it for his inconvenient legs and feet!

Seeing that the demon was suppressed, I was enjoying myself, but I didn't expect that the demon suddenly disappeared, and even the shell that hadn't returned was gone.

"Director Wu! Did the Heavenly Demon take Uncle Gui away?" I asked Wu Rendi anxiously. Distorted, we all have a bad premonition in our hearts...