The Extraordinary Story of the Polling Bureau's Anomaly

Xuanling suddenly fell down from the altar, which surprised everyone.Xuanling's eyes were closed tightly, his face was pale and bloodless, and the fairy beads on his head completely lost their soft light.Fatty Sun and Er Yang and I surrounded us, Yinyue and Nongxue were already pale with fright, not knowing what to do.Wu Rendi frowned and looked at Xuanling, completely ignoring our expressions, he carried Xuanling on his shoulders and walked to the villa without saying a word.

Xuanling's body seemed to be empty, and under the layers of white clothes, it looked extremely thin.Wu Rendi's expression became very strange, and he left without saying a word, we were even more confused.

"I didn't say that, Lazi. What's going on with Consultant Xuan? Look at that celestial bead has turned into a dead fish's eye bead, his face is pale, his body is as small as Lin Daiyu's, and he can fall down when the wind blows. Could it be that he died... ..." Fatty Sun said nah na to me, before I answered, Nongxue's eyes were already red with anxiety.

"Fatty man! You just died! My master is a fairy body, so how can it be so easy to hang up! If you talk nonsense again, I will immediately turn you into ice chips!" Nongxue said, making a tactic with his right hand, and was about to point at Fatty Sun .I was taken aback, I already had the Second Sword of Crime and Punishment in my hand, if Nongxue dared to harm Fatty Sun, I would attack him.

"Nengxue! Don't be rude! The master is the song of the Nine Immortals, and nothing will happen. If you make troubles, the master will be unhappy when he wakes up. It's important for us to serve the master quickly." Yinyue Grabbing Nongxue, Nongxue snorted, not letting go of her anger, and pointed her outstretched finger at the rockery in the garden of the villa, and saw that the rocky rockery immediately turned into an iceberg, and Nongxue snapped her fingers lightly , The iceberg that the rockery turned into turned into ice chips and evaporated in the air in a blink of an eye.

Nongxue glared at Fatty Sun again, and then followed Yinyue into the villa to see Xuanling.

"Oh my mother! I was scared to death! Lazi, did you see that? This little girl looks small, and she turned a stone into ice foam with just one finger. I didn't say that. Fortunately, I didn't offend her. This is bigger than Wu Director's blood mist is not too bad." Fatty Sun patted his chest and said to me.I thought to myself, come on, it's her who you offended, okay?

Er Yang glanced at each other, as if they had discussed it, they didn't go into the villa, but acted as a security guard.Yang Jun was standing at the entrance of the villa holding a red spring knife, while Yang Niao hid in the dark by means of escape and was on guard at any time.Fatty Sun and I also decided to find something to do, so we went into the villa to see if Wu Rendi needed help.

Fatty Sun and I searched all the way, but Wu Rendi unexpectedly carried Xuanling into the innermost room upstairs.This room is the most luxurious master bedroom in the entire villa, and it is very luxurious.At this moment, Xuan Ling was laid flat on the imperial concubine's couch, her eyes were still closed.Yinyue and Nongxue stood on both sides with anxious faces, while Wu Rendi was sitting on the chair next to him, with a blank expression on his face, unexpectedly reading the book "The Chronicles of the Underworld" again.

Fatty Sun and I looked at each other, completely confused about the current situation.He wanted to ask Wu Rendi, but he didn't dare.

"Director Sun, Deputy Director Shen. My master has already finished messing around, and now he has exhausted too much energy. He probably needs to take a good rest for a while. Don't worry." Yinyue forced a smile, her eyes full of worry.

"Miss Yinyue, I didn't say it. What is this filth? Why did this Xuan Advisor become like this once the filth was over?" Seeing that Wu Rendi ignored it, Fatty Sun took the opportunity to ask Yinyue.

Yinyue sighed softly and said, "Damage is to purify the entire world, so that all dirty and unclean things are gone. My master is good at purifying the world with the cleansing energy of immortals. Back then, Nine Immortals Zhu After the demon, my master is also responsible for purifying the Heavenly Demon Orb. The reason why I chose the center of the earth is because my master wants to use this place as the center to radiate out his own fairy cleansing energy round after round until the end of the day. The whole country is full. And this kind of cleansing spirit will make ghosts, goblins, and monsters unable to follow their shape, and some ghosts, goblins, and goblins with shallow knowledge will be purified or saved directly. Like the technique used by Yang Wei's wife The soul that cannot be pieced together may also be rescued by the cleansing energy of the fairy, so the master sent Qi Nianhua to protect Xu Rongrong. I didn't expect the master to be so weak now. If it was 1000 years ago, such filth would not Let the master be so hurt."

After listening to Yinyue's explanation, Fatty Sun and I finally understood what Xuanling was doing.It turned out that he used the cleansing spirit of the gods to clean up the demons and ghosts all over China to force them to submit. No wonder he couldn't breathe in the end. It took so much effort.

"Huh! Come on! This result is not bad! Do you really think of yourself as a Daluo Jinxian? You will purify the whole country at every turn. Don't you see that the air is the same as it was in the Tang Dynasty? At that time, you were eating wind and drinking smoke I can’t get hungry, but I’m surprised by the quality of the air now. Are you trying to eat it? And those of you who eat wind and smoke also rely on a lot of help to practice. People are far from the conscience of the Tang Dynasty, so it's not bad that you didn't get involved in your filth." Wu Rendi's unique harsh tone suddenly sounded, which scared Fatty Sun and me.Hearing what he said, Fatty Sun couldn't help but start talking poorly.

"Co-authoring Consultant Xuan is purifying the air. It's a pity that the smog is too severe. Consultant Xuan has been poisoned by the smog. It seems that I really have to report it to the relevant departments, let alone ordinary people like us. Well, even Advisor Xuan, who came down to do business, was knocked down by the smog, which is really terrible." Fatty Sun finished talking poorly, and was about to continue the vernacular.Xuan Ling suddenly opened his eyes slowly, with a faint smile on his face, looking a little helpless.

"Although the air is indeed not as good as it was 1000 years ago...but it is not enough to poison me...but now the hostility...is too heavy...it really consumes the air...and Wu Mian is right...the air is too much... There is a strange smell in the turbidity...I really can't gather energy...to repair the true essence...to restore the fairy beads..." I didn't expect Xuanling to wake up so soon, but he still couldn't speak.It seems that what Wu Rendi said is correct, Xuanling's transformation into this is really related to the modern air quality and moral cultivation.The co-author fairies couldn't stand the current air pollution, coupled with the loss of morality, they all disappeared.No wonder there are few legends about immortals nowadays.The reason is that the gods have no plans to travel to the world anymore.

The second servant helped Xuanling to sit up, Xuanling waved his hand, indicating that he was fine, and ordered the second servant to say, "I can't gather energy here... It's hard to recover my true essence... You go to the fairy world to get the jade liquid." Only with me... can the fairy bead be recovered..."

"Master, we're going to get the fine nectar and jade liquid, who will protect you. Why don't you let Nongxue get it, and I'll take care of you." Yin Yue worried about Xuan Ling, her face full of worry.

"Although Nongxue is very skilled... His temper is too impatient... I'm afraid something will happen... Yinyue, you can only take care of me if you go with Nongxue... Don't worry about my safety... Hurry up and come back..."

Seeing what Xuanling said, Yinyue gritted her teeth, pulled Nongxue and disappeared in an instant.Fatty Sun and I looked at each other and thought, Yinyue's escape method is also comparable to Lao Yang's.

Fatty Sun tugged on my sleeve and motioned for us to leave quickly.I also didn't want to stay by Director Wu's side, so I prepared to leave.

Xuan Ling leaned on the imperial concubine's couch, holding her forehead with her hands, and retched a few times from time to time, her pale face did not improve, she looked very weak.It seems that he is really disgusted by the air.

"Prepare some green vegetables and bring them up later. It should be light." Wu Rendi was still sitting in a chair reading a book, without even raising his eyelids, and his voice was very indifferent.

I agreed, and Fatty Sun and I hurried away, and closed the door behind us.

"It's not me, Lazi, look at the relationship between Consultant Xuan and Director Wu. Is this a good relationship? Or is it a bad relationship? A few days ago, Consultant Xuan slapped Director Wu's big mouth, but he was protecting Director Wu. Let Lafayette Lafayette Shangshan take revenge. This time, Director Wu and Consultant Xuan have been singing opposite scenes, but Consultant Xuan fell off the platform, and Director Wu ran away without saying anything. They are all dismissed, co-authoring means to let Director Wu be a bodyguard, and although Director Wu didn't say anything, isn't he just a bodyguard like that? Look! The door is still closed, I don't know what else will happen soon..." Seeing Fatty Sun run the train with his mouth full, I glared at him and said, "Come on! Great Sage, I closed that door. Advisor Xuan is too weak, so I thought he was afraid of the wind. Don't talk nonsense, they can't They are all masters who cannot be offended, just the four maids under Consultant Xuan, all of them can kill you in seconds."

Fatty Sun chuckled, and went to the kitchen to prepare vegetables for Wu Rendi to send.I saw that Fatty Sun picked out all kinds of vegetables, boiled them in a pot without adding oil or salt, then filled a large bowl with these things, and took me to Wu Rendi's place together. go.

I muttered in my heart, Dasheng, are you going to feed the rabbit?Director Wu is also a picky eater, he definitely won't eat this food.

Fatty Sun and I knocked on the door, and handed this bowl of boiled vegetables without salt or oil to Wu Rendi. After Wu Rendi tasted it, the corners of his mouth twitched visibly.I thought Wu Rendi would be furious, and I just wanted to explain.But Wu Rendi actually finished a bowl of boiled vegetables that were too bland.

I was quite taken aback by this surprise. Did co-author Wu Rendi really change his taste?

Seeing Wu Rendi eating this bowl of boiled vegetables with a strange expression, I think his face is a bit the same color as the vegetables.Fatty Sun kept holding back his laughter. Although he didn't laugh out loud, he could see a smile all over his face.

"Shen spicy, is there any more?" Wu Rendi asked me suddenly, and I quickly replied that there is still a big pot full of this stuff in the kitchen.

"Very good! Shen La, you can eat a bowl too." Wu Rendi glanced at me with a half-smile, and I was a little nervous, but I didn't dare to resist.Seeing my tangled face, Fatty Sun finally couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Shen spicy! You don't want to eat too much, just one bowl, and the rest will be given to Director Sun, he has worked too hard." Wu Rendi raised the corner of his mouth as he spoke, and a cold breath made Fatty Sun and I fight. shiver.

"I didn't say... Director Wu, I'll make it in one bowl. I've already had dinner." Fatty Sun turned pale with fright when he heard that Wu Rendi asked him to eat a pot of light meal.

But Wu Rendi said to us verbatim with a hair-raising smile, "Not a single drop can be left, otherwise..." Wu Rendi gently rubbed his fingertips, and a small electric current flashed.

"Director Wu, Consultant Xuan, we're going to eat, and we have to wash the dishes later." Fatty Sun was taken aback, talking nonsense and dragging me to the kitchen.

As soon as I entered the kitchen, I quickly served myself a bowl of light meal, and gave the remaining half of the pot to Fatty Sun. Fatty Sun could only grieve, and ate a pot of boiled vegetables, eating his whole face Gotta go green.

"Yin Bai! Now I understand how you feel! Next time I have to prepare chicken legs, ham, and big elbows for you. These green things are not for people to eat." Fatty Sun felt nauseated after eating, although I I only ate one bowl, but I wanted to say, Fatty Sun, you did it on purpose, it was too unpalatable.

Finally, Fatty Sun finished half of the pot of boiled vegetables, with gold stars in his eyes, and wanted to take a rest.But I heard Wu Rendi's voice coming out of nowhere, "I'll make light dishes tomorrow. You don't have to put oil, but you have to put salt. And you can eat whatever I eat. It's still the same, a bowl of heavy spicy food, and a pot for you!" Listen When Wu Rendi used the secret technique to give us a special sound, Fatty Sun finally couldn't stand it, and said with a bitter face, "Spicy, this is the rhythm that will force me to cry and faint in the toilet! Why should we eat this kind of thing with him... "

I also shook my head helplessly and said, "Great Sage, you must cook something delicious tomorrow." Until Fatty Sun went back to his room to rest, we didn't see Er Yang.It doesn't matter if Yang Niao, who is hiding with escapism, can't see, why even Yang Jun who was standing at the door also disappeared...