Night Rabbit Inquisitor

"Purpose?" Osamu Dazai put on an innocent expression and blinked: "Cute little girl, why do you say that? Do I look like a suspicious person?"

"If you open your mouth and ask other people's mothers if they want to die for love, is it suspicious?" Shen Yao grabbed his collar and shook it vigorously.

Nakahara was also stunned, and looked at Osamu Dazai with more entanglement and disgust: "I thought you were already a scumbag before... I didn't expect you to be even more scumbag? You have fallen now To this extent??"

"...No, this, this is a misunderstanding." Dazai Osamu's smile froze slightly, and he waved his hand lightly: "I don't have any special hobbies about people and wives, but—"

What Dazai originally wanted to say was "we are just friends".

But after Shenyao heard the word "person. Wife", her complexion immediately turned blue.

"It's because there are scum like you everywhere, and it's ruined for my Bao Ding!"

Without hesitation, she gave Osamu Dazai an over-the-shoulder throw of the same style as the Kamui, only to hear a heavy, muffled plop, and Osamu Dazai was hit on the ground and could not move.

Zhong Ye couldn't help applauding: "Wonderful!"

"Cute little girl, you hit so hard." After being beaten mercilessly, Osamu Dazai let go of his eyes and murmured, "I feel like my bones have been beaten by a hundred or so sumo wrestlers in turn."

In fact, Shenyao regretted it as soon as he exerted such strength, but it was a pity that he didn't stop the car halfway.

After hearing Dazai Osamu's pitiful description and seeing his appearance like a pile of dead fish, Shenyao felt a little uneasy about his conscience for no reason.

Zhong also clicked his tongue, grabbed Shenyao's shoulders and pushed her away: "Hurry up, let's go, ignore him, his life is very hard, and he won't die so easily."

"But……"

Shen Yao rubbed her little hands, and said with uneasy conscience: "The strength I used when I threw him just now seems to be really a little bit stronger."

billions of points.

Zhong didn't take it seriously: "It's okay, when I beat him before, I used all my strength, and I couldn't die."

Shen Yao looked shocked: "Brother Zhongye beat him too? Why did you beat him?"

Zhong Ye: "..."

Why beat Dazai?The reason for that is gone.

For example, this guy skipped work and caused a lot of trouble to wipe his ass, or he shook his treasured red wine like a Coke for 5 minutes, or blew up his car...

Zhong Ye thought about it carefully, and classified the reason into one sentence: "Because I... don't like him?"

Shenyao suddenly realized: "So that's how it is."

Seeing that the pair of "brothers and sisters" were about to ignore him and go out, with their heads resting on the cold floor, Osamu Dazai couldn't help shaking his hands and feet, and his limbs were cold.

"and many more……"

Osamu Dazai, who was lying on the ground, raised his hand tremblingly, and said angrily, "It seems... I can't feel my spine anymore."

In terms of moral kidnapping, he is top-notch.

Osamu Dazai obviously noticed that Shenyao's footsteps stopped slightly, and he hesitated whether to turn around.

So Osamu Dazai devoted himself to adding drama to himself, exaggerating: "Ah—it hurts so much, if no one comes to help, will I die inside?"

Chuya trembled when he heard the word "death".

Can't!Can't let this guy die!What if the government behind Shenyao took a fancy to it?

Being a colleague with him for a few years is already a terrible thing, if you make him a colleague with Shenyao, what's the deal? ?

Zhong also took a few steps back, grabbed the guy by his collar and dragged him out.

Because Dazai Osamu carries the passive ability "disqualification in the world", Chuya can't use the ability to transport this thing.

"Chuya, isn't it too much to treat a seriously injured patient like this? Can you change it to a less rude way?" Seeing that this trick worked for two honest people, Osamu Dazai immediately drifted away: "For example, you Can you lie down and let me ride the horse now?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also cast a death stare at him.

Osamu Dazai trembled, feeling a dull pain in his cheek: "...I was joking."

"All in all, isn't he unconscious in his spine? Then send him to the hospital and let him fend for himself." Nakahara Nakahara dragged Osamu Dazai not gentle at all, like dragging a dead fish, letting him do it over and over again He bangs against a wall or something.

Within a few seconds, Osamu Dazai, with a bruised nose and swollen face, protested: "But this hurts! You obviously did it on purpose, right? You don't want to let the patient ride a big horse, so you can carry me out?"

Chuya refused for a second: "No, this is too disgusting."

Any physical contact with the mackerel made him sick.

"Brother Zhongye, I still have a solution." Shenyao raised her hand and whispered in his ear: "Sister Kanahui's medical skills are very good."

"Could it be that you want to take this guy over there..." Zhong Yuanzhong also frowned: "Then why not send him to the hospital?"

If Osamu Dazai really went to Honmaru, God knows what trouble this guy will do.

Osamu Dazai pretended he didn't hear anything, he groaned and said, "It hurts so much, Chuya, can it be that I won't be able to stand up for the rest of my life?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also chuckled: "That's really great, I have to go to the detective agency and set off firecrackers to celebrate."

Osamu Dazai: ... so heartless.

However, Shenyao's conscience became more and more uneasy: "Did he, he... did I really break his head?"

No, if there is a problem with the spine, it cannot be delayed at all!

Shen Yao rolled up his sleeves and leaned forward, when Osamu Dazai was smiling and opened his eyes and wanted to say something, he clenched his fist and punched him on the temple.

Before Dazai had time to make a protest, he fainted on the spot because of this punch.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also dumbfounded: "Why, why did you beat him like this?"

Shen Yao... is she planning to kill someone to silence her?

Seeing that the blow he just fell was not strong enough, just make another punch to kill him?

"Because I have to use the time-space compass to transfer, and I can't let him, an irrelevant person, see it." Shen Yao took out the compass in his arms, and said as a matter of course: "If you don't hurry up for treatment, it will be too late. I am in a hurry."

Zhong Ye: "..."

Perhaps, the truth is true, but she doesn't think that the punch that made Osamu Dazai lose consciousness can send this mackerel to the west on the spot?

Shen Yao, she is a girl who can swing a truck with her bare hands.

Of course, rumors of two sibling-like visitors missing from the haunted house at the amusement park became urban legends in Yokohama, and those are for later.

—

Kamyo directly brought Chuya and the unconscious Dazai to Kanae's Honmaru.

The psychic power of each god-inspector is closely related to their own specialties or innate abilities.

For example, the side effects of Itachi's pupil technique are permanently eliminated due to the enhancement of spiritual power.

Kanae's spiritual power enhanced the "breathing method" she had practiced during her lifetime, and at the same time, it also increased her healing ability.

In short, she has become an extremely rare nanny among the gods.

After checking Dazai Osamu with spiritual power, Kanae finally came to a conclusion.

"This gentleman's spine is completely fine."

"It's okay..." Shenyao breathed a sigh of relief, but after thinking about it, he felt something was wrong again: "Isn't it right? Then why did he just put that groaning and saying that he can't move for the rest of his life? Is he an ass?"

"However, there may be a slight concussion." Kanae added: "It was caused by a strong foreign object hitting the temple."

Zhong Ye: "...Pfft."

Divine Ballad: "..."

With a guilty conscience, she coughed: "That, that, this time I'm really bothering sister Kanae, let me take the patient back to Honmaru to recuperate?"

Kanae's sister's Honmaru was not far away from her Honmaru, seeing that she and Nakaya didn't want to touch Dazai Osamu, Kanae's sister's Obahira volunteered, threw the patient on his shoulders, and carried the patient towards the Shenyao Honmaru direction.

"...A concussion shouldn't make you stupid, right?" Shen Yao asked Zhong Ye with a disturbed conscience.

"If he really becomes stupid, then Shenyao, you'll be doing harm to the people." Zhong also patted her head.

"Brother Zhongye, did you know him before?" Shen Yao blinked.

"Ah, it's a bad relationship." Zhong also obviously didn't want to recall anything related to Osamu Dazai, he frowned slightly: "He and I were colleagues a few years ago."

"That guy does his own way, he will be lazy and not work as soon as he finds a gap, and he will cause me trouble..." Nakaya became more and more angry: "In short, it is a very annoying bandage waste device."

Da Baoping nodded approvingly: "It is indeed a headache to have such a colleague."

Just like every time he was in the same episode with Akashi Guoxing, when he met lazy cancer, he felt desperate.

"Sure enough, different colleagues are really different." Shenyao tilted his head: "My teacher often told me about his former colleague very much, saying that he was a very smart and affectionate person, and he was young and promising. .”

Although Mr. Odasaku never mentioned the name of "that person" to him, Shenyao has already created a very glorious image of that teacher's former colleague in the brain within a year.

"Indeed." Chuya sighed: "And I always feel...your colleagues are quite reliable."

Whether it's the girl named Reiko before, or the onmyoji who lent her a powerful shikigami, the girl who can heal just now, or even the mysterious gentleman he met yesterday on the road...

Each of them is quite powerful, and they take good care of Shenyao, and their personalities are also very easy to get along with. They are quite reliable at first glance.

Comparing it with the Hong Kong black gang, there is a difference only if there is a comparison.

"Where are Zhongye's colleagues? What kind of people are they?" Shenyao tilted her head.

"Colleagues who will blow up the company building if they are not careful, colleagues who are too paranoid and workaholic, colleagues who have bad tastes..."

After all the calculations, sister Hongye and the old man should be more serious.

"But for Zhongye's colleagues, Zhongye is actually very reliable, right?" Shen Yao bent his eyes, and a faint smile overflowed from his lips: "He is a companion worthy of everyone's trust."

This smile almost made his heart stop for half a beat.

Nakahara Chuya stretched out his hand to lower the brim of the hat, but suddenly realized that the hat stuck to his hair because of Tsurumaru's prank, he withdrew his hand in time, and said in a muffled voice, "I'm not as good as you said..."

"Yep."

Without giving Chuya a chance to continue, Shenyao repeated it seriously: "Yes."

"..."

The girl holding the umbrella raised her head, her cobalt blue eyes looked at him without blinking.

After a long time, Nakahara Zhongya sighed softly in his heart again, put his right hand on the top of her head and rubbed it vigorously, his voice was smiling and tolerant: "You..."

The breeze blows across the street, and the wisteria flowers on the side of the road quietly fall, whirling and hiding in the spring light.

The warm time is long and long, and it seems that it will never end.

Da Baoping, who was walking in the front, suddenly felt like a [-]-watt light bulb, becoming radiant.

—

"My lord, why did she pick someone up again?"

Hakata Toshiro stuck out his small head, quietly looking at Osamu Dazai lying in the guest room.

"Huh? Why did you say again?"

Akita Fujishiro was puzzled: "My lord, the last time I picked someone...was the one I loved Luo Jun more than a year ago?"

"But, don't you think there are too many adult men in this pill recently? For example, the Russian boy in the chess and card room, or Mr. Nakaya, there is a new one today." Bodo counted with his fingers , pushed his little glasses: "Round up, they are all men picked up by the lord!"

"...So?" Akita Toshiro tilted his head.

"So, I think those worries about fighting swords and Taidaos are not completely impossible." Hakata Fujishiro chuckled, expressing that he had seen it thoroughly.

"Worries about fighting swords and swords..." Akita Fujishiro was stunned: "Is it about the lord becoming a man and wife?"

"Shhhhhhh, don't mess with Bao Ding, if Brother Yiqi hears about it, he will definitely punish us!"

The communication between the two little radish heads reached Osamu Dazai's ears verbatim, and the corners of his lips curled up without leaving any trace.

Naturally, he couldn't really be deliberately finding fault with Pingci.

Rather, from the beginning to the end, his real purpose is to go to the world where the little girl lives.

Osamu Dazai is not interested in preserving history or time or anything like that.

The only thing he's really interested in is...

"Yeah, Hakata, Maeda, what are you doing here?" The voice of the little fox Minghu sounded outside the door: "I think this will disturb the rest of the guests."

【This fox actually calls itself the same as Akutagawa. 】

Osamu Dazai suppressed a smile.

"But Minghu, my lord said that he is not a guest, but just someone who touches porcelain, and I will throw him out after he recovers from his injuries."

Hakata Toshiro replied.

Osamu Dazai: "...?"

So cruel.

Is that, so real?Or is it that he is destined to be at odds with the orange-haired blue-eyed people in this world?

"Even so, he is still an injured person now, let's go to Daguangjian first."

"it is good--"

When the voices and footsteps outside were far away, Osamu Dazai turned over and got up, looking around the surrounding environment.

This is the most orthodox Japanese-style dormitory, with no extra decorations, only tatami mats and sleeping berths.

He tiptoed to the door, and observed the external environment through the crack of the door that was not fully closed.

The embarrassing thing is that before he could stop at the door, the door was swiped open by someone outside.

Osamu Dazai, who was stooping his waist and sneaking around, and Yaken Toshiro, who was carrying a tray, met each other on a narrow road and looked at each other.

The scene was so embarrassing.

What surprised Osamu Dazai was that the young man didn't show any signs of aura from the beginning to the end. Even he didn't realize that someone was coming until the sliding door was opened.

This is natural.

The full-level polarized dagger is the Fusangshen that belongs to the darkness alone, and their concealment is quite strong.

"Are you awake?" Yaoken Fujishiro was slightly stunned: "How can you wake up so quickly after a concussion?"

It seems that he is really as Mr. Chuya said, very resistant to beating.

Osamu Dazai nodded, his smile froze slightly: "...well, I'm awake."

"Just wake up." Yao Yan pushed the tray in his hand up: "Please drink the medicine."

Dazai Osamu looked at the dark and unknown liquid in the bowl in front of him, and smelled an unfriendly pungent smell, he tentatively asked: "...What is this?"

"Medicine, I'm learning the Chinese medicine preparation method in Huaguo recently." Seeing Dazai Osamu flinching, Yaken persuaded: "Believe me, although it looks bad, it's good for your body. Recovery is good."

Osamu Dazai: "...So, is it bad to drink?"

Yao Yan: "As the saying goes, good medicine tastes bitter. You look so old, are you afraid of taking medicine?"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

A few years ago, if such a cup of strange liquid was placed in front of him, he might be very interested in taking a sip of it. Can Kangkang medicine bring him to embrace a painless death?

However, the situation is completely different now.

The liquid in the bowl exuded a pungent smell and was bubbling.

It's like a biological weapon.

Osamu Dazai stepped back step by step: "Can I not drink?"

"No, since you're awake, drink it."

Wow!This, this, this, he is as unreasonable as that little girl!Does the object resemble the main character?

Osamu Dazai retracted his chest protector with both hands, and Yaken Toshiro pressed forward step by step.

"It's useless to hide." Yao Yan pushed his glasses, and the lens reflected light: "The doctor is kind, I will watch you drink the medicine."

Osamu Dazai retreated to the corner of the wall and said, "You are obviously murdering people!"

—

At this very moment, Osamu Dazai is really not the only one who is suffering from dire straits.

For example, Shenyao met Mr. Odasaku who came to visit.

The teacher congratulated her on her promotion to S-level, and then immediately said that she would test her learning achievements in this world.

Shen Yao immediately felt his knees soften: "Teacher... I don't think this is really necessary. There is no need to keep pestering me about a student's personality, right? For example, when I am in this world, I can change to join the Port Mafia Party!"

In order to avoid mathematics, she sold her soul, and even brought out Zhongye brother's black-hearted boss to block the gun.

Odasaku was a little helpless: "I was joking with you, of course I know you don't have time to study during this time."

Shen Yao's eyes lit up: "Only a teacher is good in this world, a rabbit with a teacher is like a treasure—"

Her voice became lower and lower under the gaze of Oda Saku, but Kamito quickly shook her head: "So, teacher, what is the purpose of coming to my Honmaru this time?"

"About what I keep telling you about, that former colleague of mine..."

"Yeah! According to the teacher, he seems to be a very powerful person."

"I thought I should tell you his name."

Odasaku didn't know about the recent bad relationship between Kamyo and Osamu Dazai, he only thought that when this child was in Yokohama, he would definitely meet him in the future.

"Name?" Shenyao looked forward to it: "What's that gentleman's name?"

"Dazai, Osamu Dazai." Odasaku's voice paused for a moment, "I think it's only a matter of time before you meet him in Yokohama."

Divine Ballad: "..."

She repeated it tentatively: "Osamu Dazai?"

Odasaku nodded.

"The teacher's former colleague?"

"Yes."

"The legendary strategist, the witty person, the person who lives in the dark, the mysterious genius?"

Kamito brought out all the words that Oda Sakunosuke used to describe Osamu Dazai before.

"Yes." Oda Saku nodded again: "Is there any problem?"

In fact, there is no problem.

However, the current Shenyao's impression of Osamu Dazai is that he is a suicidal man who molested his mother, a suicidal maniac who will only cause trouble for Nakaya-san, and an annoying ex-colleague.

The difference between this Dazai Osamu and the Dazai Osamu described by Mr. Odasaku is really not ordinary.

Shen Yao suddenly remembered that when she first came to Honmaru, she was treated as a harmless little white rabbit by the swordsmen with a thousand filters in her heart, with a delicate body and a weak body.

Such a persona was put on for no reason, and she almost forgot how many times she went to the battlefield to completely clean herself up.

She thought, when Mr. Odasaku was looking at Mr. Osamu Dazai, he must be wearing such a thousand layers of filters, right?

what to do?I really want to expose the guy's true colors in front of the teacher!

But after thinking about it, when he saw Oda Saku-sensei's slightly nostalgic expression when he mentioned Mr. Dazai, Shenyou still held back what he wanted to say: "Hahahaha, it's okay, I'm really looking forward to a certain day in the future." God can meet that Mr. Dazai."

Teacher!You are not a good friend!A person like Oda Saku-sensei, a person who is loved by all Shizheng's judges from the bottom of his heart, a kind and angelic person, why did he fall in love with such a black mud?

But then again...

"If you miss Mr. Dazai so much, why don't you go see him, sir?"

This is something Shenyao is very curious about.

Mother did not choose to reunite with them before because of the potential risks of her mission and the possible second parting.

What about Odasaku-sensei?Why don't you go see Mr. Dazai?Is it because he is also preparing for some dangerous mission?

As soon as the brain hole was opened, Shenyao's heart panicked.

Seeming to see her concerns, Odasaku slowly shook his head.

"I don't want him to dwell on the past."

Since the real Oda Sakunosuke who was in the port mafia has died, let him die.

Now he is Oda Saku who is in the Government of Time, separated from the original world, and should not interfere with the history in that world.

Osamu Dazai should have been a gentle boy, displaying his wisdom and ability in Yokohama to the fullest, and should not stop because of him, a dead outsider.

"Hey! Wait! Don't run!"

When the two fell into silence, Yaken Toshiro's call suddenly sounded outside the door.

Who don't run?

Before Shenyao could react, the door was opened with a bang, Osamu Dazai teleported in, and closed the door with a slam. While closing the door, he was still chanting: "That little man just now was really too cute!" It's scary, actually wanting to feed people such bitter things..."

He turned his head slowly, just in time to meet the eyes of Oda Sakunosuke who was stunned in place.

Shenyue: "...Wow."