Night Rabbit Inquisitor

Before Shenyao shakes out all the black history of everyone, the polarized Five Tigers and Hakata Toshiro invited Uchiha Itachi from the Government of Time with super-fast maneuvering.

Thanks to Brother Itachi's kaleidoscope writing wheel eye pupil technique, Shenyao fell asleep peacefully.

All the men with swords in this pill breathed a sigh of relief.

The drunken lord and the sober lord are completely two kinds of creatures.

"Mr. Itachi, you are really a great benefactor of our Honmaru." Ranto Shiro breathed a sigh of relief, his face full of gratitude.

Itachi: "..." Is that an exaggeration?

He recalled the last time when the little girl was drunk, she ran wildly through the political affairs with Scorpion's head in her arms, and finally stood on the castle tower, held him up and shouted, "From now on, you will be called Simba."

His former colleague of the Akatsuki organization, the Red Sand Scorpion, was autistic for several weeks because of this.

Well, it seems to be a little exaggerated.

Itachi leaned down and looked at the sleeping girl.

After falling asleep, the Yetu girl had baby fat on her cheeks, her small porcelain-like face was flushed red because of drunkenness, and the dull hair on her head swayed with her even breathing.

It looks so cute.

Itachi's lips couldn't help showing a smile, and he reached out and touched the little rabbit's head.

In the next second, he felt the death stares of more than 40 men vibrating their swords.

... He almost forgot that this entire Honmaru seems to be a swordsman who puts his life first.

"I also just wanted to come to tell her good news." Itachi took out a letter from his arms: "Khenyao's younger sister has come to Earth, and is currently staying in the Edo area of ​​World Y under the jurisdiction of Shenyao."

"Huh? My lord's younger sister?" California Qingguang said with surprise on his face, "My lord often mentions her to us every day."

"Put the letter here for the time being. After Shenyao wakes up, we will be able to understand the corresponding situation." Itachi handed the letter to the head of the Honmaru, and then glanced at the sleeping little rabbit: "Then , I have other tasks, so I will take my leave first.”

"Thank you Mr. Itachi this time, please go slowly." Qing Guang bowed deeply.

"Thank you very much!" The other sword men also bowed very politely.

However, as soon as Itachi's front foot left, several hands eagerly reached out to the letter in Qingguang's hand on his back foot.

"No—OK." California Qingguang raised the letter high with one hand, feeling no emotion: "This is a letter from the lord's sister to the lord, we can't open it casually."

"But but, my lord, she should really want to see her sister now, right?" Tsurumaru rubbed his little hands together: "If we can help my lord pick up my sister according to the address of the letter so that they can reunite... this is a surprise for my lord." oh!"

The thinking of the swords who were still wavering was suddenly distorted by Tsurumaru.

Even Qingguang began to struggle: "It seems to make sense...but...well, it's better to wait for the lord to wake up."

Everyone's eyes were focused on the letter at this moment, and they completely forgot about the Shenyue sleeping peacefully on the lawn.

White clouds covered the sun in the sky, Shen Yao narrowed his eyes comfortably, and rolled a few times on the soft grass.

Then, because there were no obstacles to stop her, she rolled down the small hillside of the back mountain with a smooth flow.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!"

This small mouth seems to be open.

The swordsmen who had just breathed a sigh of relief hiccupped in fright, and chased after the Shenyao rolling on the grass, and when Qingguang was running, the unsealed letter in his hand also disappeared. Buza flew out of the envelope and just landed in Tsurumaru's hand.

Tsurumaru looked at the backs of a large group of men with swords and swords screaming "Master!", and then looked at the frozen Genji brothers and the autistic Minghu beside him.

Tsurumaru showed the familiar trouble-making crane smile, cleared his throat, and began to read the contents of the letter.

"Old Sister, Old Sister, when I first came to Earth, I met a bunch of kind-hearted people, Aru. They can treat me to salmon tea and rice for free every day. As long as I help them fight, it will be fine, Aru."

After reading this, even Tsurumaru realized that something was wrong.

The lord, she said that their race, the Night Rabbit Clan, belongs to the strongest fighting race in the universe, and their power is often used by people with evil plans...

The lord's younger sister, has she really met a kind person? ?

"Although they are all vicious uncles in their 40s, as long as I help fight, they will take care of Alu."

Keimaru poked his head out curiously to read the letter, and frowned, saying to the point: "They're obviously using this girl to help them fight, right? And they don't even pay wages, just eat, It’s too much to treat people as cheap labor.”

"If the lord master knows about this, she will probably rush to Edo in anger and crush those who deceived her sister to death..." Minghu's little fox woke up Mengzhongren.

Tsurumaru: "...Yeah, compared to the lord's bastard brother, the lord actually attaches great importance to her sister, writing letters and sending supplies twice a month..."

If the lord finds out that someone dared to deceive her sister, no number of lives would be enough for them to die.

Kewan looked honest and confused: "Ah? But didn't you say that the lord is very gentle and weak?"

Tsurumaru coughed twice in embarrassment.

Hikeri looked at the letter curiously, and then read the part they just read: "However, when I asked these kind-hearted people if they knew where the government you work for, they said that there is only a new government here, which belongs to heaven and man. My puppet or something... Elder sister, I am a little worried about you, have you been deceived by that government?"

The four vibrating swords and the little fox who called the fox fell silent together.

This is natural, because the information related to the government of the time cannot be freely disclosed to outsiders, so their Lord Fairy Day and his sister only mentioned in the letter that they work for the government, and did not say which government it is.

Mustache continued to read: "So I decided to single-handedly go to the new government to rescue you, old lady, Aru! Don't be afraid, old lady, Kagura is here, Aru."

They brushed the scene together and stood petrified.

God? !Are you night rabbits all so resolute?

Tsurumaru felt his temples twitching, no matter how unreliable he likes to do things in daily life, after encountering something that affected the lord's sister, he also became anxious: "No, we must inform the lord and everyone about this matter as soon as possible Only then—”

Then, Tsurumaru only heard a clear "plop" of falling into the water.

The swords burst into tears and shouted: "Ah, it's bad! My lord has rolled into the river! My lord's hair has surfaced! My lord, she's going to float away!"

Tsurumaru: "..."

It's over, as the chief culprit who caused the lord to get drunk, if he goes down now, everyone will gather and lie down with his hands and enter the room for a month.

It shouldn't be!Why can't Quan Honmaru's polarized dagger catch up with the Lord?As a night rabbit, can you even roll faster than we can run?

"I can't help it..." Tsurumaru took out the brush that he carried with him and wrote a few words, then nailed the lord's letter to the tree, pulled the three-struck fellow into a U-turn and ran in the direction of the space-time compass, running Turning around and shouting: "We are going to save the lord's sister! Come back soon!"

Higakiri Kazukimaru who was somehow tied to a pirate ship: "???"

Kagemaru: "No, it's better to discuss this matter with everyone, right?"

"It's better for us to go there first, and then wait for them to arrive later." Tsurumaru saw through all the vicissitudes of life: "I can understand, as the lord, her sister, might have entered the new world single-handedly while we were chatting." The government is taking the heads of the rulers..."

Kenmaru was shocked: "...Is the lord's younger sister so scary?"

Tsurumaru raised his forehead: "Yes, she will definitely give us a big scare."

After all, there is her good role model sister as a precedent.

Mustache smiled helplessly, revealing a small canine tooth: "Oh, it sounds interesting, doesn't it?"

Minghu maintained the posture of being dragged by the arm by Tsurumaru, his eyes were empty, and he murmured as he ran: "...I didn't, I said ventriloquist."

Tsurumaru: ...Is he still struggling with this problem?

Tsurumaru has been in this Honmaru for more than a year. He has adjusted the coordinates of Edo on the space-time compass very skillfully. Hit the send button.

The bright spiritual light broke through the sky, Shenyao happened to be fished out of the river, and she woke up after the cold water rushed, she looked at the beam of light in a daze, rubbed her eyes in a daze, then opened her mouth, and puffed He sprayed out the water that had just been poured into his stomach.

"Crane. Maru. Country. Eternal..."

Everyone shuddered in unison and mourned for Tsurumaru.

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[The country of warriors.

It was a long time ago that this country was called that.

Celestial beings from various interstellar descended on the earth, put forward various unequal demands, and signed countless humiliating treaties.

Since the new government controlled by "Heaven and Man" issued a ban on knives, samurai have even lost their qualifications to walk on the streets with sabers.

This story happened in Kabukicho in Edo. 】

"Hey, Silver Sauce!" Kagura raised the letter in his hand: "Are you saying that I am writing letters to my elder sister right?"

The young man with silver hair and natural curly hair lazily lying on the desk yawned: "Remember to add it later, the protagonist is a silver hair natural curly warrior who sticks to his heart."

Kagura nodded obediently: "Oh oh oh oh!"

"Hey! Bastard!" A young man wearing glasses popped up and complained: "Why are you so cheeky, Ah Yin, to add such a setting to yourself? Hey! Don't you eat too much sweets so that Is there a character like the owner of Master House who has diabetes?"

"It's so noisy, Xin Baji, because you are so serious that you will be the virgin glasses for a lifetime." Sakata Gintoki picked his nostrils skillfully.

"... What does this have to do with me being a virgin??" Shinpachi Shimura frowned, "And, the house of all things is actually a house where all things are done, right? We have no rice to cook today!"

"What Alu? We don't have any rice to cook, Alu?" Kagura knelt on the ground with a plop, covered Gululu's stomach with his hands, his face pale: "Yes, I'm going to starve to death, and I don't have the strength to continue feeding the old My sister wrote a letter."

Shimura Shinpachi: "... Who do you think ate all our rice? Kagura-chan?"

Kagura thought for a while: "It's probably Aru, a terrifying creature like Piccolo."

Shimura Shinpachi: "No, it's you."

Kagura sighed and shook his head: "Oh, it's true, these days there are still guys with scary personalities like Sai O people appearing Aru."

Shimura Shinpachi: "No, what Saiyan? Obviously you did it, right?"

"Anyway, Kagura-chan, you should send your sister a letter to resolve the misunderstanding, and tell her that you have not entered the new government, and now you have gotten rid of those crooks and found a suitable job, so that she can rest assured Some..." Shimura Shinpachi sighed.

Kagura: "But if I say that my boss is a good-for-nothing uncle with a natural body and my colleague is a pair of virgin glasses, not only will my sister not be relieved, but she will turn into a super Saiyan on the spot and kill me?"

Shimura Shinpachi wiped his sweat: "Ah, it's true that there is nothing wrong with you saying that. Jobs such as Master House and Uncle Boss are very unreliable... No, wait? Why do you have to use virginity for Kagura? Use the term glasses to call me!!"

Kagura continued to mutter to herself: "It's really not easy for my elder sister. When I was very young, I left my hometown and came to the earth to work, and sent me a lot of supplies and living expenses every month..."

The moment he heard the words "a lot of living expenses", Gintoki stood up from his desk in a jerk.

"However, I decided on Aru! I can't live on my old lady forever, and I have to work hard on the earth, Aru!" The next second, Kagura reached out to Gintoki: "Silver sauce, Give me my salary Aru."

"...What kind of horrible creature is this? Why did you ask the boss to overdraw your wages before you even started working? This level of unreasonableness is comparable to that of Vegeta in the early days of the Dragon Ball manga... no, it is no different from Ghost Dance Tsuji from Demon Slayer: Blade It's no different! Hey Xin, quickly pull her away!" Yin Shi sat back with a whoosh.

"Give me my salary, Aru!" Kagura persevered: "Salary——"

"I don't know! Ah Yin, I never knew when I rescued such a mountain gorilla who only wanted wages from a small gangster!" Yinshi continued to pick his nose: "If you want wages, you have to have a job to come to your door." You can send it, you wait—"

The door of Master House was knocked with a "dong dong dong".

The voice of Granny Toshi, who is the same voice actor as Orochimaru, sounded outside the door: "Hello! Gintoki! There is a job coming, come out to pick up customers, and remember to pay the rent!"

!!!

Gintoki stood up again in a jerk, stroked his natural curls in the mirror, then looked back at Kagura and Shimura Shinpachi, and said confidently: "Look at mine! See how handsome I am to help you, Ayin. The heroism of the customer in completing the task."

Shimura Shinpachi: "...I always feel quite unreliable."

Outside the door, Grandma Dengshi looked at the four warriors in formal attire and carried knives behind her, and bowed politely: "This is the place where you can consult about anything. According to his intelligence ability, he will definitely help you find to the person you want to find."

"Ah, I'm sorry to trouble you." Tsurumaru smiled.

"By the way, remember to put away the saber on your body when you go out next time." Granny Dengshi kindly reminded: "If you violate the ban on knives, you will easily be invited to drink tea by the Shinsengumi."

"Shinsengumi?" Minghu tilted his head.

This is the name of the organization where the former masters of California Kiyomitsu and Izumi Mori Kanesada Okita Soji and Hijikata Toshizo belonged.

"No, it's the Shinsengumi." Grandma Toshi explained as she went downstairs.

She saw that these young little warriors were upright and extraordinary, so she kindly gave a few words of guidance.

It's definitely not because of their good looks!

"Well, in any case, thank you very much, young lady."

(The actual age starts from four digits) Higakiri said to Grandma Toshi with a smile.

In fact, if we just talk about age, all human women in the world are actually "young ladies" to Hikiri.

Ever since she got old, Dengshi's mother-in-law had never heard such beautiful words, she immediately felt her face turn red, and hurried away.

"Hey, welcome, I'm Wanshiya Yin—" Sakata Yintoki pushed open the door with a big grin, and slammed the door shut again after seeing Tsurumaru who was smiling and looking at him waving his hands.

Tsurumaru: "...?"

Shimura Shinpachi looked terrified: "Hey, what are you doing! This is very rude to the guests!"

Yinshi scratched his head: "...No, that's what, when I saw his silver wig, which was soft and enviably turned upside down, I couldn't restrain myself from wanting to reach out to him The wish to pull the wig off."

Shimura Shinpachi stomped his feet: "That's not a wig! It's a natural one! Natural one!"

Yin Shi: "So that's how it is. The color and texture of the hair were all dyed and maintained in the barber shop."

Tsurumaru outside the door: "It's natural."

Shimura Shinpachi: "Look, he said it was born!"

Yin Shi nodded: "Well, later on, you must ask him which barber shop he usually goes to."

"Don't pretend you didn't hear me!"

Before Shimura Shinpachi's glasses shattered, Gintoki opened the door again: "Excuse me, let me introduce you again, I'm Wanshiwu Ayin—"

After shifting his gaze to Minghu, he slammed the door shut again.

Tsurumaru: "..."

Minghu: "..."

"There are too many curly silver hairs that are soft and warped outside the door. I always feel that they are humiliating me." Sakata Gintoki stroked his natural curls that he couldn't straighten no matter what, and turned to look at Shimura Shinpachi: " They must be humiliating me, Ah Yin, right? Right? With a silver-haired samurai figure similar to mine, he broke into the house of everything and took my lead role. Changed the name of this drama from "Gintama" to " Soft and Silver-haired Soul"..."

""Soul of Soft Silver Hair" you ghost!! It's boring to play the same meme twice!" Shimura Shinpachi pushed Gintoki's head out of the room with a bang, giving this ill-fated fan There was a big hole in the door, he pushed the door open and smiled awkwardly at the stunned four swords outside the door: "Please, please come in, I'm sorry for leaving you outside the door for so long."

Tsurumaru, who is used to jumping up and down in Honmaru every day, still gasps when he sees this situation, his expression becomes so honest that he can't be more honest: "Ah...okay."

Well, the people in this Wanshiwu are amazing!It can give him such a terrible fright casually!

The four swordsmen stepped over Sakata Gintoki who was pushed into the door by Shimura Shinpachi, and walked into the master house.

"Actually, we came to Wanshiwu this time because we heard about the powerful intelligence network here and wanted to entrust you to find someone." Tsurumaru cut to the point.

"Ah, of course, can you describe the characteristics of the person you are looking for first?" Obviously it was the first time to accept the commission, but Shimura Shinpachi skillfully took out the pen and paper to record, which seemed quite reliable.

Because their protagonist often talks about how cute and lively his sister is, so any swing of the sword can recite the characteristics of the protagonist's sister.

Tsurumaru opened his mouth and said: "Well, cobalt blue eyes, orange-pink hair, usually like to wear two buns, because I can't see the sun, so I hold a purple umbrella all the year round, usually like to wear red cheongsam, The voice actor is Rie Kugimiya... Sorry, I can ignore the previous sentence, but I like to add "Aru" at the end of every sentence... Ah, thank you."

In the middle of the conversation, a slender and beautiful hand put a cup of tea in front of them, Tsurumaru thanked habitually, but his eyes were still on Shimura Shinpachi, who was dripping with sweat: "What's wrong with you?" ? Did something happen?"

"No, no." Shimura Shinpachi shook his head frantically, and at the same time, hinted with his eyes that Kagura, who was pouring tea, hurried into the back room: "Can you tell us why you are looking for that child?"

"Because she mentioned in the letter that she wanted to kill the new government to save her sister..." Minghu continued: "So, we are not at ease."

Shimura Shinpachi was instantly shocked.

What?Was Kagura's last letter to her sister actually intercepted by the new government?Could it be that Kagura's sister is really in the new government now?These guys belong to the new government and want to capture Kagura who is Yatusa in advance to prevent Kagura from threatening them...

Shimura Shinpachi's mind was getting bigger and bigger, but Kagura standing behind the sofa didn't understand the hint in his eyes at all: "Xinbaji, what's wrong with you, Ru? Could it be that your eyeballs are cramping?" Lu?"

Tsurumaru: "...Aru?"

Ruined! ! !

Shimura Shinpachi screamed as a girl in his heart, and watched helplessly as the four men in front of him were about to turn their heads in unison in the next second. Fortunately, at the same time, Sakata Gintoki had withdrawn from the door panel at some point, and when they looked back, they saw God A moment before Le, he took out Lake Toya, and knocked Kagura unconscious on the ground with a bang of a sap with lightning speed.

Well done!Silver!As expected of the owner of Master House, he could tell at a glance how threatening these guests were to Kagura.

Shimura Shinpachi secretly clenched his fists and applauded Yin Shi in his heart.

"Oh, boss?" Mustache's golden eyes narrowed like a cat: "You are a wooden sword, right? But the way you draw and swing the sword makes you look like a battle-hardened warrior..."

Yinshi was sweating profusely: "Hahahaha this, this is the Toya Lake I bought when I was shopping on the TV station! If you silver-haired adults need it, I can give you the shopping link. After all, there is nothing like practicing swordsmanship. There are no good weapons, but the swordsmanship of using weapons.”

"Indeed, boss, what you said is very reasonable." Kagemaru nodded slowly: "A long time ago, a certain Patriarch of our Genji also said similar words, 'The quality of a sword does not depend on whether it is The sharpness lies in the heart of the blade, as long as there is a good intention to cut off all evil thoughts in the heart when swinging the knife, can one achieve the most powerful blade in the world'."

Gintoki's words resonated with the hearts of the four swordsmen, and they even forgot to continue to dwell on the "Alu" that they vaguely heard just now.

It's a pity that Yinshi obviously didn't come to sit and discuss swordsmanship with them, but to swat the knife to stun the silly Kagura who didn't understand the situation, so as to prevent being discovered by these samurai.

"Hey! You bastard Alu!!" The next second, Kagura jumped up from the ground with the steaming bulge on his head, opened his mouth with shark teeth and gnawed on Yinshi's head viciously: "Why? Suddenly hit me, Alu!"

"Shut up and lie back! Do you want to be caught by these guys?? Maybe they will brainwash you into some terrible battle weapon of the night rabbit tribe!" Yin Shi said on the surface With a broken face, in fact, he has already grasped Lake Toya and is ready to fight back at any time and run away with Kagura.

Those eyes that seemed to be careless and indifferent to everything were filled with the vigilance of the "White Yasha" who belonged exclusively to the battlefield at this moment.

I saw Tsurumaru smiling: "So that's it, that's it..."

Shimura Shinpachi: What kind?Is he going to start the big villain's quotes next?

"Miss Kagura."

Tsurumaru took the lead and stood up and bowed solemnly.

Although they only kneel on one knee to the lord in daily life, they will still show the utmost respect and etiquette when facing the younger sister whom the lord regards as a treasure.

When Tsurumaru smiled, he had the bearing of a noble son in the Heian era, and he could deceive everyone with his handsome appearance flawlessly. He said gently: "We are subordinate to the lord...your sister's subordinates." , it's great to see you all right."

Kagura: "...Huh?"

Yin Shi: "...Huh??"

Shinpachi: "...Huh???"