Night Rabbit Inquisitor

"Welcome back, Chuya."

Inside the Hong Kong-Hei Building, Mori Ogai looked at the door, smiled lightly, and asked, "How did you gain from this trip in another world?"

According to the usual words, Chuya will definitely report the information he found respectfully, and quickly return to the usual working state.

But this time, Chuya nodded seriously: "Boss, I have gained a lot, for example, I traveled around outer space in a spaceship."

Mori Ogai: "...?"

Wait...a spaceship?outer space?

At a certain moment, he actually began to regret that he didn't agree to the girl's invitation to go to another world to have a look.

Outer space...

"Wow! Are there so many interesting things in the different world?" Hearing this, Alice jumped over excitedly: "Master Chuya! I want to hear! Please tell me carefully about the things in the different world! "

Mori Ogai: "Alice-chan, but it's a bit late now, Chuya-kun still has to..."

what about work.

Nakahara Chuya nodded, "Yes, what do you want to hear?"

Mori Ogai: "...?"

Ah, wait a minute, what happened to his conscientious model worker subordinates these days?

Mori Ogai's eyes moved to Akutagawa Ryunosuke.

The latter was startled, and then said respectfully: "Chief, is there anything you are curious about about the other world?"

Mori Ogai: "..."

What's wrong?Do you really want him to ask a question, what is it like to ride a spaceship?

—

"Everyone! We're back!"

Osamu Dazai pushed open the door of the Armed Detective Agency with a bang, and strode into the detective agency amidst Kunikida's angry roar: "Dazai! Be quiet when you push the door!"

Of course, the latter ignored Kunikida Doppo, lifted a bag of things in his hand, and said excitedly: "I brought you some souvenirs!"

Yosano Akiko's hand that was writing the document paused, Kunikida Doppo gasped.

The sun is coming out from the west, Dazai Osamu will bring them local specialties?

No, this guy must have no good intentions, it is impossible to bring back normal things.

"Here... what souvenirs did you bring back?"

Kunikida Doppo asked with a vigilant face.

Osamu Dazai picked up the snakeskin bag casually: "Ah, let me see... this is strongly recommended by Shenyao's sister, vinegar kelp."

"So it's vinegar kelp." Everyone heaved a sigh of relief.

It was rare for Osamu Dazai to bring back such normal snacks and specialties.

"There is more!" Osamu Dazai continued to fumble around in the snakeskin bag, and then took out a bottle of something: "This is what the deputy head of the Shinsengumi over there strongly gave to Amway! He said that bibimbap is very delicious. !"

Everyone in the detective agency: "..."

"But that's just a bottle of mayonnaise."

"No, no, this is not just ordinary mayonnaise, this is mayonnaise from another world!" Osamu Dazai proudly put his hands on his hips.

Everyone: "..."

Well, forget it.

Although it is mayonnaise that can be seen everywhere, it is a relatively normal thing after all, and it is not easy for Osamu Dazai, so we can't make things difficult for him.

Yosano Akiko smiled a little reluctantly: "Anyway, it's hard work for you to bring them back, Mr. Dazai."

"That's right! And there's more!"

Seeing that Osamu Dazai was fumbling around in the bag this time, everyone was not too nervous, and the heart that was mentioned just now has actually been let go.

This time it will probably be something very common and normal, right?

Osamu Dazai fumbled for a long time, and finally took out a big Elizabeth from the bag.

Everyone: "...?"

This, is this the four-dimensional space bag of Doraemon?

Tanizaki Junichiro: "Mr. Dazai...then, what is that?"

Miyazawa Kenji was excited: "Wow! A big white duck!"

Kunikida Doppo looked confused: "It's not so much a duck, it's better to say it's a person wearing a duck leather jacket? What kind of specialty is this? Why did you bring it back?"

"This is a mysterious cosmic creature—the lovely Elizabeth!" Osamu Dazai introduced, "Everyone should get along well with it in the future."

Elizabeth held up the sign and said: [Please give me more advice. 】

With Yosano Akiko: "Ah...you can communicate."

Atsushi Nakajima, who was following Osamu Dazai, almost jumped up in shock: "Mr. Dazai?! Isn't that Mr. Gui's pet? How did you bring him back?"

Osamu Dazai sighed: "It's a long story..."

"It's a long story, isn't it? You didn't steal someone else's companion, did you?" Atsushi Nakajima took a breath and said, "What should I do? I need to contact Miss Shenyao quickly to return Elizabeth to Gui Only sir can..."

"Dun Jun, if you are so ignorant, no girl will like you."

"What does this have to do with flexibility? Hey!" Nakajima Atsushi said, "How can someone else's pet be taken carelessly?"

But Elizabeth held up the sign and said: [No blame Mr. Dazai, I followed here voluntarily. 】

Everyone: "...huh?"

no?Why is he so upset?What is this drawing?

Elizabeth said righteously: 【Mr. Gui has been ignoring me for too long recently. 】

Everyone understood: "Oh... It seems that there is a conflict with the original owner."

Elizabeth continued: [Mr. Dazai said that the five social insurances and one housing fund are here, and the job is stable, so I want to change my job, and I don't want to be a patriot. 】

Osamu Dazai nodded: "Well, that's how it is."

Everyone: "...?"

Ah this, isn't it?

I thought it was a pet I picked up, but it turned out that I wanted to join the Armed Detective Agency?

Is it really okay to let mysterious cosmic creatures join the Armed Detective Agency?

"Oh, that's right, there's the last souvenir here." Osamu Dazai lowered his head and continued to dig around in the bag.

The impact of the alien creature on everyone was too great, and everyone didn't care too much about what he was touching.

"By the way, where is Mr. Ranpo?" Kunikida Doppo looked left and right: "Did he come back with you?"

"Ah, Mr. Ranpo, he seems to say that he has something to tell the president. He just saw them go out." Atsushi Nakajima replied obediently.

"I see." Kunikida nodded, and turned his gaze to Elizabeth: "That... Mr. Duck?"

[It's not Mr. Duck, it's Elizabeth! 】

"Ah, okay, Mr. Elizabeth, if you really want to join the detective agency, let me first introduce you to our basic situation..."

"I found it!" Osamu Dazai excitedly held up something: "Look, everyone!"

Kunikida Doppo turned his head, took a closer look, and found that it was just a toy-like plastic figure with an orange-red body and a dead fish-eye expression.

"Who gave you Amway's children's toys this time?" Kunikida Doppo asked.

"No, no, it also has a unique alias called just...we?"

Elizabeth looked up and held up the sign and said: [I know it. 】

Atsushi Nakajima was curious: "What is it?"

"The explosive grenade, Mr. Gui used it as a weapon before." Elizabeth nodded.

Everyone: "...?"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa What did you do, Osamu Dazai?"

When Kunikida Doppo was grasping it and didn't know what to do, Osamu Dazai said slowly, "Don't worry, it's just a model, it's actually an alarm clock."

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Osamu Dazai picked up the bag and shook it, and it fell to the ground with a splash: "Because the real ones are all inside! It's amazing!"

Everyone: "..."

—

"Wow, hello, Mr. Ranpo, Mr. President." Standing downstairs, Shenyao waved and greeted them: "Why did Mr. Ranpo leave the detective agency as soon as he came?"

As if in response to her question, the next second, there was a deafening explosion from the detective agency upstairs.

Shenyao was dumbfounded: "..."

Her blind guess is another good thing Mr. Dazai did.

Fukuzawa Yukichi was probably used to it, so he just sighed softly.

Edogawa looked upstairs in disorder, nodded calmly: "Well, because I have already predicted it."