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Cheng Fei cleaned his room carefully, and stacked the clothes in the suitcase in the closet one by one.

The suit whose owner was unknown was kept the most carefully. It was specially put into a dust bag, stuffed with several bags of desiccant, and hung in the most spacious compartment of the wardrobe.He once checked the information on this suit on the Internet. The brand is famous for its gorgeousness. In the past, the materials used in the styles were extremely luxurious, and diamonds and jade were the norm. This suit is the only one that follows the minimalist, low-key luxury route. There are only a few pieces in the world. , there is only one buyer in the country.

Cheng Fei searched for a long time but couldn't find any information about the buyer, so he could only guess based on his vague impression that the owner should be young, maybe a young master from a rich family.Because the other party was wearing a suit but paired with a pair of white sneakers, the upper seemed to have some colorful stains, obviously not the attire that a mature man should wear for a dinner party.

He cleaned up very late, Shao Tingfeng had already watched one live broadcast after another, and several times he lingered at the door far away, looking hesitant to speak.

Cheng Fei asked suspiciously: "Can you find me for anything?"

Shao Tingfeng's eyeballs moved slowly, implicitly skimming in the direction of the kitchen, and then slowly turning back.

However, this hint was too tactful, Cheng Fei didn't get the essence at all, thought that he was disturbing him too much, and apologized repeatedly: "I'm sorry, I will keep my voice down."

As he spoke, he continued to arrange things, and the movements were indeed more subtle.

Shao Tingfeng: "..."

He slowly looked at the empty dining table, and then at the busy figure of his new roommate, his eyes gradually filled with a faint resentment.

After a while, after confirming that there would be no "delicious dinner" and "delicious supper", he slowly opened the refrigerator door, picked out a bucket of Laotan sauerkraut beef noodles familiarly, boiled water, and instant noodles.

The dormitory was soon filled with a delicious, sour and hot smell.

Cheng Fei hadn't eaten anything today, and although the old sauerkraut and beef flavor was full of industrial cheapness, it arbitrarily woke up the gluttons in people's stomachs.

Cheng Fei put down his things, walked out hungry, and met Shao Tingfeng, who was eating instant noodles at the dinner table, accusing him quietly with indigestion eyes.

...Oops, forgot to make dinner for the aborigines!

Cheng Fei quickly rolled up his sleeves: "I'll do it right away! What do you want to eat?"

Shao Tingfeng lowered his eyes and sucked his face deliberately, his voice was as loud as a piglet sucking food.

Cheng Fei: "..."

Okay, I know you're angry, I'll do it, can't I do it quickly?

He walked into the kitchen quickly, opened the refrigerator to see what ingredients were there, but it was full of happy fat house water and junk food, what kind of spicy sticks, biscuits, bread, ham... and a mess of cans - he was extremely suspicious of these cans It is for pets, because the packaging is printed with the faces of cats and dogs.

Cheng Fei took a deep breath, took out the cheese slices, ham, and dry bread that were about to expire, and started to work in the kitchen.The materials are limited, and the roommates are waiting for food, so he can only choose the fastest dishes to make.

The dry bread is divided into two, and some spices are ground and rubbed on the inside, stuffed with fried ham and cheese slices, sprinkled with white sesame seeds and sent to the oven.Grilled up and down at 5 degrees, the cheese slices sizzled over the bread body, exuding a rich milky aroma. Five minutes later, Cheng Fei brought the hot sandwich out of the oven.

As early as when the aroma of bread was overflowing, Shao Tingfeng had already waited silently. Seeing him serving it here, he buried his head in the soup silently.

After taking a sip, the bucket of instant noodles was taken away.

"You can't drink soup, high oil and high salt are not good for your health."

Cheng Fei pushed the square, bulging bread in front of him, then cut it diagonally with a knife, splitting it into two.The milky yellow cheese pulp flowed out from the incision and dripped on the white plate, exuding bursts of rich and attractive milk aroma; There is a thin layer of golden char on the thick slices of meat.

"Broken sandwich." Cheng Fei introduced with a smile, "There is no full banquet for the time being, so I feel wronged."

Shao Tingfeng raised his eyelids lazily, and reservedly glanced at the substantial sandwich, which was the size of a child's face, as if he was not satisfied with this simple dinner.

"Still alive."

But it's not the same thing when you eat it. Even though you have already filled a large bucket of old altar sauerkraut and beef noodles, Shao Tingfeng actually finished the hot sandwich in half a minute. The taste is quite elegant. Can't stand the speed of the wind and clouds.

After he finished eating his own, he stared straight at it, as if he still wanted to ask for the sandwich in Cheng Fei's hand.However, Cheng Fei also panicked from hunger, and said decisively: "Mine."

After speaking, he deliberately took a big bite.

Shao Tingfeng: "..."

Although he didn't have any expression, he somehow looked like a dog whose ears drooped because he couldn't chew on the bones.

Shao Tingfeng sat for a while longer, until Cheng Fei finished eating and seemed to have no more food, he sighed inaudibly, saw that there was still some cheese syrup dripping on the plate, so he stretched out a finger to dip it up eat.

The poor eating appearance is unbearable, but unfortunately Cheng Fei, a hard-hearted cook, didn't intend to give him extra meals. Seeing that he was about to leave, Shi Shiran reminded: "You have to wash your own dishes."

Shao Tingfeng paused and looked at the clean dinner plate hesitantly.

Cheng Fei said bluntly: "Cookers don't wash dishes, haven't you heard this common sense?"

Confusion appeared in Shao Tingfeng's eyes. After a while, he sighed softly, picked up all the plates on the table, including Cheng Fei's leftovers, and put them into the sink.He groped for a long time, determined which bottle was dish soap, squeezed it all out, and then turned on the water with a splash.

When Cheng Fei realized it, the foam in the sink had flooded the sink, and the roommate was rubbing the dishes in the bubble with an innocent face.

Cheng Fei's eyes widened: "Have you never washed it?"

"Ah."

Shao Tingfeng rubbed it artificially a few more times, and there was a faint hint of help in his long and narrow Danfeng eyes.

"Hehe." Cheng Fei folded his hands on his chest, very cold, "It's okay, it's okay to be a bit unfamiliar the first time, just wash it a few more times."

Both the scumbag and the giant baby are used to it, he is not stupid.

"........."

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Half an hour later, Shao Tingfeng, who had washed himself clean, came out of the bathroom, took out two pieces of paper from the study and handed them to Cheng Fei.

Cheng Fei was at a loss, took a look, one was "Class 18 Illustration Course Schedule" and the other was "Address Book of Illustration Class 18".

He looked at the class schedule first, and there will be four sessions of "Human Sketch" tomorrow morning.Then I quickly browsed the list in the address book. There were only fifteen students in the entire illustration class, and all the student IDs started with 2018. Only his own name started with 2015, "Lao Meng Xin", and he was ranked last.

However, looking up, it was the word "Shao Tingfeng".

Cheng Fei laughed dryly: "Brother Shao, so we are in the same class."

Shao Tingfeng was taking spicy strips and fat house water from the refrigerator, and said in a cool voice, "Don't call me junior from now on."

He took snacks in one hand and stuffed them in his pocket with the other, turned and walked away indifferently. His tall and slender body was already taller than many grown men, but his face still had the unique luster of a young boy.

Obviously the strides were not too big, but he stepped out with an aura of disapproval from his relatives.

Cheng Fei pointed his middle finger at his back and hummed: "I'll call you my junior, I'll call you my junior, why are you brats so pushy..."

Shao Tingfeng's hearing is excellent, and he moved his ears, but there was still no reaction. He continued to walk into the study room without recognizing his relatives, turned on the computer, and watched the live broadcast while eating potato chips and drinking yogurt from time to time. He died happily House.

Cheng Fei went to take a shower.He wanted to come out with just a bath towel, but the hickey marks left on his body that night were still mottled and mottled. The skin of this body was white, and every trace of it was very obvious, Cheng Fei had no choice but to wrap himself up as tightly as possible.

When passing by the study room, he saw that Shao Tingfeng was still watching the live broadcast.

On the screen, the beauties with bare breasts and legs are flirting and making poses, which is so vulgar that it makes people heinous.The roommate's eyes were glued to the screen, as if she had descended from a celestial being.

Cheng Fei: "..."

I have already studied art, can't this aesthetic be normal?The beauty is so open that the background is distorted into a different dimension!

Cheng Fei couldn't bear to look directly, and reminded: "There is class tomorrow, don't watch it too late."

Shao Tingfeng let out a low "Oh", and his eyes fell on him.

Although Cheng Fei tried his best to wrap it up, the bathrobe was too big and he was too thin, which inevitably exposed a piece of skin on his neck. The bright light in the study room even illuminated the sporadic red spots on it.

The overly obvious traces made the numb Shao Tingfeng cough violently as if choking on water.

Cheng Fei had been guilty all the time, seeing his frightened expression, he immediately explained unequivocally, "Cough, there are a lot of mosquitoes."

As soon as he finished speaking, he wanted to slap his own mouth. Except for innocent elementary school students, who would be blind enough to mistake hickeys for mosquito bags?He might as well not have explained it!

Unexpectedly, Shao Tingfeng was silent for two seconds after he stopped coughing, and believed his nonsense, nodded slightly and pointed to the drawer in the living room: "The medicine box."

Cheng Fei didn't have the nerve to linger, and lifted the collar of his bathrobe to wipe the water droplets on his ears, and said "I'm asleep" and quickly walked back to the room.

The fresh scent of shower gel and shampoo gradually faded away, Shao Tingfeng's fingers froze in the air, and he took a long time to put them down.The man thought he was covering it up very well, but he didn't know that there were still red marks on the butterfly bones looming behind him, and he let them bloom under his eyes.

Slowly withdrawing his gaze, Shao's expression was blank, still calm.

A pair of ears, however, quietly turned red.

In the end, not only did it not disappear because the person left, but it became more and more intense, spreading from the ears to the whole face.

Shao Tingfeng fanned it with his hands, but found that it had no effect at all, so he could only obediently sit on the chair in a daze until his cheeks cooled down.

The beautiful woman on the screen shook her chest and twisted her buttocks, and the waves were choppy.Shao Tingfeng stared at her coldly for a while, moved the mouse to the "report" button, found "eroticism" and "three vulgarities" among a lot of options, and submitted it indifferently.

The author has something to say: How does it feel to have a one-night stand living in jio?

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