Pregnant with a small cannon fodder cub in the best abuse text

Cheng Fei and Shi Zhen sent out all the couriers. If there is no accident, the rich father in the same city will be the first to receive the fan benefits.

Early the next morning, he boiled a pot of delicious egg and beef porridge, and steamed some big white steamed buns.

The two were having a hot breakfast when Shao Tingfeng's phone rang.After connecting, Xiao Cannon Fodder didn't say a word, and after the other party finished speaking, he said calmly: "Got it."

Turning his back when answering the phone, Cheng Fei couldn't see his expression clearly.

With a spoonful of hot porridge in Cheng Fei's mouth, Shao Tingfeng hurriedly stuffed half a large white steamed bun into his mouth, swallowed it while putting on his clothes, and said to him: "Fei Fei, I have to go out for a while. , not coming back for lunch at noon."

Cheng Fei took a few sips of porridge, and suddenly thought of something. As soon as he went out, he immediately took out his mobile phone to check the logistics information.The speed of the intra-city courier was astonishing. After only half a day, it showed that the courier was in the process of delivery, so that the recipient should pay attention to the delivery.

Could it be that the little cannon fodder just received a courier call? !

He also said he would not come back at noon...

Cheng Fei's speed of drinking porridge suddenly slowed down, and he tapped the dining table with his fingers. After thinking for a long time, countless possibilities flashed through his mind, at least half of which pointed to the same conclusion, but in the end he dared not draw any conclusions.

Although he has been concealed many times, he is used to it, but when he thinks of connecting two irrelevant people, he feels—what is the other party planning?

Not to, not to.

Cheng Fei was restless throughout the day and had to look at his phone from time to time.

To his surprise, one day passed, and the logistics information changed from "delivery" to "delivery", but inexplicably stuck again in the end.

Not only did Shao Tingfeng not come back at noon, he even disappeared for dinner.

It wasn't until before going to bed that Cheng Fei's cell phone rang, and when it was connected, a little cannon fodder's slightly tired voice said: "Fei Fei, I won't go back tonight, you lock the door."

Cheng Fei heard the beeping of electronic equipment and a few noisy human voices coming from the opposite side.

"Where are you?"

Shao Tingfeng replied honestly: "Hospital."

Cheng Fei was surprised: "It's fine, what are you going to the hospital for?"

There was a pause over there, and she said briefly: "Accompanying the delivery."

Cheng Fei:? ? ?

Before he could distinguish those two words, he heard another middle-aged female voice on the phone, sternly reminding Shao Tingfeng to "keep down the phone calls from family members." Shao Tingfeng said "Sorry", and then it seemed that After walking a little further, he whispered: "My brother-in-law and I are accompanying the delivery, Fei Fei, I will be a little uncle soon."

That last sentence couldn't hide the excitement in his tone.

Only then did Cheng Fei realize that Xiao Cannon Fodder's sister, Shao Tingyu, was about to give birth to a baby. When she saw her last time, her stomach was already protruding, but she didn't expect to unload the goods today.

But calculating the time, it seems a little early?

But it was a bit embarrassing to explain this kind of thing to Shao Tingfeng, Cheng Fei only said: "Then I also wish my sister all the best and everything is safe."

Shao Tingfeng didn't say a word over there, but took several deep breaths.

He didn't dare to tell Cheng Fei that Shao Tingyu was born prematurely, and the reason for the premature birth was that Shao Sihong blocked her at the door and fell.He didn't expect that the desperate Shao family would let him find him, and even Shao Tingyu, who was about to give birth, would not let go.

Fortunately, she was already on her due date, and she usually took good care of her body, so she didn't fall badly.But before the end of the day, the doctor predicted that the labor process would be longer, so they were mentally prepared.Shao Tingyu was in a good mood, but he was still rolling in pain, which frightened the two men who accompanied the delivery.Don't look at such a gentle woman, but when she was in pain, she slapped her husband and beat her younger brother. She didn't calm down until the pain was gone. Now she is sleeping to replenish her strength.

As soon as Shao Tingfeng saw his sister like that, he was full of worries about the future birth of the little snail.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Cheng Fei was a little nervous: "Why, did something happen?"

"No." Shao Tingfeng was afraid that he would think too much, so he quickly denied, "My sister is fine, and I am getting used to being a little uncle in advance."

"Pfft, then you need to get used to it," Cheng Fei smiled, "Otherwise you will die of nervousness when the little snail comes out? By the way, the doctor said that I will have a laparotomy." The pelvis of men is narrow, and it is impossible for them to be like women. Only human intervention.

It was the first time Shao Tingfeng heard about Cheng Fei's future production plan, and he gasped suddenly: "Split, cut..."

Cheng Fei said that he is not afraid that it is a lie, but the deal is done, the cub in his belly has been kicked for months, what is the use of fear?In order to avoid mediocrity, Cheng Fei didn't check any information at all, and never even clicked on the video push related to the caesarean section operation, thinking that when the time came, he would be able to hug the little snail as soon as he closed his eyes and slept.

There was no response on the phone for a long time, and at the end I only heard a guilty apology: "Fei Fei, I'm sorry."

He knew very well that if it wasn't for that night, such a bizarre thing would not have happened to Cheng Fei, and he would not have experienced such hardship in the future.

Cheng Fei was stunned for a moment, then sighed: "Forget it, in my original situation, there would be other men if it weren't for you."

Shao Tingfeng: "..."

Shao Tingfeng gritted his teeth: "There will be no one else."

His voice was too low for Cheng Fei to hear clearly: "What did you say?"

"No." Shao Tingfeng stopped quickly, glanced at the time, and whispered, "Fei Fei, it's time for you to rest."

This is the sentence again.

Cheng Fei rolled his eyes and muttered: "It's useless to go to bed so early, anyway, I have to toss and turn on the bed for a while before falling asleep."

Shao Tingfeng frowned: "Is it a little snail..."

Cheng Fei was a little embarrassed, but now that he and Shao Tingfeng had talked about such a deep topic, he couldn't help complaining: "My stomach is a bit big, it's uncomfortable to lie down..."

This month, the fetus develops rapidly, and it is usually hidden by clothes, but under the clothes that outsiders can't see, the abdomen has obviously bulged up as a small bag, and it will feel heavy when lying down for a while, which makes it difficult for him Sleeping flat like before, you need to turn from side to side, but no matter whether you turn left or right, your stomach always feels like it is hanging in the air, which is very uncomfortable.

After Shao Tingfeng listened silently, he couldn't think of any way to comfort him after searching his stomach for a long time, so he said frankly, "Be patient for a few more months."

Obviously, the little cannon fodder didn't get the correct posture to coax a pregnant woman.

The corner of Cheng Fei's mouth twitched, and he gave up the idea of ​​continuing to complain to him, so as not to be pissed off by his straight man's comfort.

Finally understanding why the little cannon fodder didn't come back today, Cheng Fei felt a little relieved, because he didn't feel sleepy at all during the phone call, and he didn't sleep at all, he lay down lazily and played with his phone.

As soon as the screen was turned on, a message popped up on the local news app, which was about Shaw Brothers being on the verge of bankruptcy, and it had already been discussed in full swing on the local forum.

The Shao family has a century-old foundation and many industries under its name, but it was suppressed by the Qin family some time ago and could hardly hold its head up. The two sides fought for a month, and the fight was bloody and bloody. Both sides were hurt. The Shao family thought they could survive for a while Time, but the Qin family met some noble person recently, and they brought down the Shao family in one fell swoop.

In the past two days, it is said that people from the court have come to Shao's house to put up a seal. If they can't raise money, they can't even keep the house.

There were different opinions on the forum, Cheng Fei twitched his lips when he saw the nobles in the Qin family helping each other, thinking that the aura of the protagonist is really amazing, the nobles are rushing to be favored by him like Chinese cabbage, but looking at it, he feels something is wrong, In the novel, Qin Shenlun's battle was also fought hard, but it didn't cause "both losers". Could it be because the timeline was advanced and the Qin family was not strong enough?

But none of this has much to do with him, Cheng Fei closed the app after a few casual glances, and didn't look at the analysis of the netizens below.

He clicked on Butter TV again, and read comments from fans in the park. Some fans had already received snail powder and were posting orders in the park. Delicious and delicious, already can't wait to see it on the market.

Cheng Fei bent his lips, and was about to reply to these @自己的comments, but a dialog box popped up.

The head of the local rich father is bright, like a patrolman flashing.

Tuhao Dad: [You really didn't sleep]

really?

Cheng Fei felt that the word was used a bit abruptly.

Tuhao Dad: [Can't sleep?]

Cheng Fei thought for a while, then pushed the pot back: [Because Digital Master has not received the goods, so I can't sleep]

Tyrant Dad: […]

Tuhao Dad: [Okay, I will find time to collect it tomorrow]

Fei Ran: 【So busy today? 】

The local tyrant's father was silent for a long time this time, and "the other party is typing" kept flashing.

After a long while, a line of words was typed out: [The family is hospitalized and needs to be escorted]

Cheng Fei looked at the short eight words, rubbed his eyes, and confirmed that the last two words were "accompanying", not "accompanying the delivery".But it was too much of a coincidence that he was hospitalized and accompanied at the same time.

Fei Ran: [So Mr. Digital is in the hospital now? 】

Tyrant Dad: [Yes]

Cheng Fei in front of the screen pursed his lips, suppressed the urge to ask questions recklessly, and chatted with the other party in a casual sentence pattern.

Feiran: [That little wife is at home alone]

Tyrant Dad: [Hmm]

Tuhao Dad: [Waiting for me to go back]

Cheng Fei almost jumped up from the bed, his face became hot.

He quickly typed "who the hell is waiting for you" with his fingertips, and was about to send a greeting to Mr. Digital, but half a second before sending, he stopped this idea.

After all, after all, the snail powder has not been received yet, and until he catches a stinky little cannon fodder, he has no evidence for any speculation about the rich father. It's a shame!

Cheng Fei gave two hecks with a half-smile.

Feiran: [Digital Lord and his little wife are in a good relationship]

Tuhao Dad: [Well, the relationship has improved by leaps and bounds]

Cheng Fei: "..."

Wait, this place is wrong, he and Xiao Cannon Fodder haven't improved by leaps and bounds, at most...knowing each other a little bit better.

He slid his fingertips back and forth on the Jiugong grid, trying to test it out, but the other party sent two more without waiting for him to reply.

Tuhao Dad: [I still want to get closer, but I don’t know whether to give me this chance]

Tuhao Dad: [What does the anchor think? 】

Cheng Fei paused for a moment, and he suddenly found that all the sentences of the local rich father, when referring to the little wife, there is no personal relationship at all, not even a TA!The sentence pattern of the other party avoids all appellations!

Obviously he was trying to test the other party, but now he felt like being tested by the other party. This kind of interaction made his heart beat a little faster.The little snail in his belly kicked him several times inappropriately.

Cheng Fei gritted his teeth and typed:

【The digital master will try to fight for it...】

As soon as the ellipsis came out, the sentence pattern was a little weaker. Cheng Fei didn't realize the temptation of himself and the local rich father, and inadvertently fell into the disadvantage.

The other party came over with a smiling expression, as if he knew his nervousness at the moment, and changed the subject in a timely manner.

Tuhao Dad: [By the way, in order to thank you for your snail powder, I will also give you a gift]

Eh?

Cheng Fei frowned, not knowing what the other party was up to.

Feiran: [This, no need for it]

Tuhao Dad: [It has been mailed out, and it will be sent to school tomorrow]

Cheng Fei stared at these words and read them softly several times, the more he read them, the more he felt wrong.

The local rich father gave him a doll dress last time, so it’s not surprising to know his address, but he said “send it to school tomorrow” instead of “send it to your school tomorrow”, the word “you” is missing, the context It sounds like... The other party is no stranger to Snow Academy, and it can even be said that there is a serious suspicion of living on or near the campus.

After the local tyrant's father said that sentence, he said "You should rest", and then grayed out his profile picture and went offline.

The result was that Cheng Fei stared at his grayed head for most of the night, and fell asleep until his eyelids struggled with sleepiness.

Naturally, he didn't sleep well in the middle of the night. When he woke up, Cheng Fei found that his face was a little swollen. He just went to the bathroom and slapped his face when the phone rang.

It was Shao Tingfeng's call, and as soon as he connected, Xiao Cannon Fodder's tone was restrained, but his excitement was still hard to hide: "Fei Fei, I'm an uncle!"

Cheng Fei was not so clear-headed at first, but he was infected by the joy in his tone: "Congratulations, how is sister?"

"En." Shao Tingfeng replied very briefly, but in fact the process was not easy. When the little nephew was carried out, Sven's brother-in-law fainted from excitement.

He didn't know if everyone who was a father would be so worthless, but he felt that he would definitely not be so embarrassed in the future, and he would watch over him until he woke up.

Cheng Fei asked while washing up, "Do you need me to visit?"

"No, the doctor said it's not suitable to receive relatives and friends now."

Cheng Fei nodded understandingly: "Then do you want to stay in the hospital to take care of it today?"

Shao Tingfeng was silent for a while. In fact, he originally planned to stay with him for a while, but in the ward, the warm pictures of his brother-in-law, sister and nephew's family of three made him feel helpless that he couldn't blend in.

He had only had a vague feeling about this before, and it was only at that moment that he understood very clearly that no matter how useless his brother-in-law behaved, he was a more important family member to his sister, and in their eyes, he could only be regarded as a blood relative relationship relatives.

After realizing this, when he thought that Cheng Fei seemed to see himself in this way, a kind of urgency and desire rose in his heart, wanting to completely enclose this person, big and small, in his own territory.

Cheng Fei: "Why don't you say anything, if you miss me, I will help you ask for leave."

"No, no need." Shao Tingfeng paused, his voice a little heavy, "But I don't want to go back to the dormitory either."

Cheng Fei frowned: "If you don't come back, and you won't stay in the hospital with your sister, then you are going to heaven?"

"..."

"Is it because my cooking is not delicious, or is your little nephew not cute enough?" Cheng Fei was a little anxious, and he was afraid that he would have another night of insomnia when he came back without smelling.

Shao Tingfeng's voice was gentle: "Your food is delicious, and my little niece is also cute. But I would rather go to a place with Fei Fei than a dormitory."

Cheng Fei asked suspiciously, "Where?"

"I'm afraid you'll be angry if you say it directly."

grass.Cheng Fei was suddenly a little afraid of his words, and hated that iron could not become steel: "Then can't you be more tactful!!!!"

"Well, I've been trying my best to be tactful." Shao Tingfeng was a little aggrieved, "But you are always angry, so I have never dared to say it."

Cheng Fei choked for a moment: "That's not because you are too direct, you are not only direct, but you also like long speeches."

Shao Tingfeng sighed in distress: "Well, I'll go first, and you will come back later."

"Eh? Where are you going?" Cheng Fei was at a loss. "What nonsense are you talking about? You didn't even tell me the address. How could I 'come back later'? And I didn't say I would go."

"You will." Shao Tingfeng smiled lightly, "You will know when you receive the gift."

Cheng Fei's hand holding the phone froze.

Gift? !

The voice on the other side was light and ethereal: "It should arrive at noon. Fei Fei, is this 'tactful' okay?"

However, Cheng Fei could no longer hear what he said after that.

Last night, someone happened to send him a gift, and he tested the relationship between this person and his roommate more than once.

After hanging up the phone, Cheng Fei was stunned for a few seconds before he could react, and immediately clicked on the express app, and saw the prompt above: [You currently have a courier that is being delivered, and it is expected to arrive at 12:14 noon to [-]:[-] noon, please Keep the call smooth at all times...]

For the entire panel, there is only one courier package that will be delivered at noon today.

fuck.

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At noon, the courier arrived, and the courier reminded him that the package had been delivered.

Cheng Fei floated to the sending and receiving point like a ghost, and received a huge box. The box was not heavy, and ordinary boys could easily pick it up with one hand.But he was like a tracker on the Volga River, exhausted physically and mentally.

After returning to the dormitory, he used a utility knife to cut open the tightly wrapped boxes layer by layer, just like when he was cooking, he peeled an onion layer by layer. The process was arduous.

Peeling to the last layer, his pupils shrank suddenly, and the things inside were almost caught in his eyes.

Inside is a big and long pillow with a strange shape, with an instruction booklet next to it: Maternity Pillow.

There were two lines of signatures on the instruction manual, the second line was signed with a long string of numbers, Cheng Fei recognized that it was the long and complicated ID of the wealthy father.

The gift from the wealthy father was a pillow for pregnant women.

And the first line of signature -

Cheng Fei: "..."

Can he fuck again?

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