Pregnant with a small cannon fodder cub in the best abuse text

As soon as he finished speaking, Cheng Fei gasped and pressed the hem of his clothes nervously: "As long as you don't touch my belly like last time, I can sleep whatever you say!"

Having said that, Cheng Fei clung tightly to the wall behind him.

For some reason, Shao Tingfeng suddenly remembered the story of the little hamster and the big boa constrictor that he had accidentally seen. Muster up the courage to say to the big boa constrictor: eat it, as long as you have a mouthful of stuffiness, I won't hurt.But the moment the snake opened its bloody mouth, the little hamster was still scared and fainted.

He felt that Cheng Fei's expression was exactly the same as that of the little hamster.If you really open your mouth, you will definitely not be able to sleep tonight.

Shao Tingfeng sighed faintly, swallowed back the words that overflowed his lips, and changed his words: "Of course, because you are the anchor that I personally signed, I have to be responsible for you."

Cheng Fei's mind went blank for a moment, and he couldn't help saying: "That's it?"

Shao Tingfeng nodded: "I logged into Godzilla's account and signed you in his name."

Cheng Fei suddenly came back to his senses, thinking that on the day of the signing, Chaoguan was disconnected for no reason, and when it went online again, Godzilla changed his tone and asked him to sign a ten-year contract.

If it wasn't for Shi Zhen's later mention of contract renewal, he would have been kept in the dark, thinking that Butter had a ten-year contract per person.

"You..." Cheng Fei's teeth were itchy again, and he couldn't help grinding, "You little bastard who pretends to be a public servant!"

Just like that, he was locked up, whether it was his career or... this little snail in his stomach.

Shao Tingfeng observed his expression secretly, and asked cautiously: "Is that Feifei still able to sleep tonight?"

Tch, just trying to scare me in a small scene?

Cheng Fei glanced at him in distaste, but heaved a sigh of relief in his heart.I thought he would say something like a wolf, but it turned out to be such a trivial matter.

Ten years is ten years, just treat it as my colleague with the cannon fodder.Little Cannon Fodder is 20 years old this year, and next month will be Cream's anniversary. As a veteran and a popular anchor, maybe the two will meet next month.

Cheng Fei bent his lips, feeling suddenly better for some reason.Probably knowing that Shao Tingfeng has the ability to support himself, he felt that the burden on his shoulders was much lighter.

He made a face on purpose: "Yes, I was scared, how can I make up for it?"

Shao Tingfeng stepped back half an inch in a daze, not knowing how he could still be frightened by such a gentle "secret", he saw Cheng Fei smirked and straightened his back, directly pushing his slightly protruding belly against him. Lower belly: "Come on, little snail, give me a blow, you despicable and shameless little daddy."

Shao Tingfeng: "..."

Every time the little snail met him, he was extremely face-saving, so Cheng Fei rubbed his belly for a while, and Shao Tingfeng immediately felt as if something was touching his stomach lightly through two layers of clothes.

The tactility is subtle, but not to be ignored.

Shao Tingfeng was like a stone for an instant, and his breathing stopped suddenly.

Seeing Xiao Cannon Fodder's calm face turn red, Cheng Fei withdrew his stomach in satisfaction: "Hee hee, Guan San, I'm sorry, it's you who can't sleep tonight."

After teasing, he ran away, and Cheng Fei didn't give him a chance to touch it, so he deliberately swayed back to the room with his waist supported.

When the door closed in front of him, Shao Tingfeng touched his belly subconsciously, as if he could still find a little bit of the lovely touch of belly to belly.

In an instant, his ears burned even worse, and he suspected that he would be able to smoke in the next second.He couldn't help pulling his ears out with both hands, turning his oval face into an oval face, as if this could dissipate heat as quickly as possible.

Probing in and touching him is already the limit operation, I don't want Cheng Fei to become bolder and use more tricks...

After a while, Shao Tingfeng said softly to himself: "Actually, that's not the reason why I treat you well."

He didn't know that Cheng Fei behind the door didn't actually walk away. Instead, he calmed his stomach while paying attention to the movement outside. The silence of the night made these words reach his ears without reservation.

Cheng Fei: "..."

fuck.

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The little snail stared at his legs all night in his stomach, and Cheng Fei also rolled in bed all night. When he woke up the next day, the sun was already high, and his chest was so hungry that his back was pressed against his back.He was afraid that the little snail would be hungry, so he didn't care about anything else, so he got up and made porridge for himself.

Just about to wake up the little cannon fodder who also stayed up late to eat, but found that the door of the little cannon fodder was unlocked, but no one was there.

He searched inside and out, and finally had to call to find someone, but he was hung up after the first ring, followed by a system text message of "sorry, we are in a meeting" without emotion.

Thinking of Shao Tingfeng's "need to give some explanations to the higher-ups" mentioned last night, Cheng Fei had a bad premonition that the little cannon fodder would be punished by the higher-ups just because he stood up for himself?

Just as he was thinking wildly, there was a knock on the dormitory door.

Cheng Fei put down the porridge spoon in his hand and looked at the door, only to see Shi Zhen with a nervous face outside the door.

Seeing that he was safe and sound, Shi Zhen breathed a sigh of relief: "Senior worried about you, worried all night, just afraid that you would be frightened by those rumormongers."

Cheng Fei thought that the rumors didn't scare him, but he was tossed all night by the last unclear words of the little cannon fodder.

"Thank you senior for your concern, I'm fine, why did you come up?"

"Of course I'm here to take care of you." Shi Zhen walked into the room confidently without waiting for his invitation, carrying the roasted meat dumplings.

Cheng Fei frowned: "Xiao Shao will be angry if you come in like this."

"Hmph, he won't." Shi Zhen snorted, "He's the one who called me to bring you zongzi."

However, the person who gave him rice dumplings just now was not Shao Tingfeng, but a man who claimed to be Shao Tingfeng's assistant. He was obviously a social animal elite in his twenties. For a long time, I couldn't understand how Shao Tingfeng, a junior in elementary school, could have such a serious assistant.In the end, I didn't think about it. I can only think that the Shao family has a great career. Even the little Mr. Shao, who is not valued very much, is equipped with characters to support the scene.

When he entered the dormitory and saw the delicious porridge on the dining table, Shi Zhen immediately salivated and shouted to eat.

Cheng Fei served him a big bowl.

The porridge was a little hot, and neither of them ate very quickly, so Shi Zhen naturally chatted about what happened last night while eating.

"Actually, I was going to open a small account all night to fight against those rumormongers, but after a few words, the administrator 03 came out, hehe scared the shit out of those people-by the way, you know his glorious achievements in the past years, right? Or he can hold the field!"

Cheng Fei was absent-minded: "Yes."

It's a pity that such a calm person disappeared early in the morning.

"However, he hasn't come out to interfere with the wind direction of the forum for a long time. Why did he suddenly come out to help you?" Having said that, Shi Zhen glanced at Cheng Fei and narrowed his eyes, "Fei Fei, tell me honestly, are you talking to him?" know?"

The corner of Cheng Fei's mouth twitched, wanting to say that you also know him.But he still remembered the black history of Shao Tingfeng's child labor, and if it came out, it might cause trouble for both the cannon fodder and the butter.

So he shook his head: "I don't know."

Shi Zhen said sourly: "Then you are very lucky. The dignified Guan San Chongguan became blue face in anger, and just bowed down under the apron of you, a new anchor. But in this special period, it is really not worth it for him to do so!"

Cheng Fei heard something in his words: "What's not worth it?"

"Don't you know yet?" Shi Zhen was shocked, "Someone on the forum broke the news that the butter platform was still closed last night, and the reason why we were able to go live on it was forcibly opened by the administrator 03!"

Of course, these words also appeared in the barrage, but Cheng Fei didn't take it seriously when he saw it at the time, and frowned: "Fake news, right?"

"It's not fake news," Shi Zhen lowered his voice, "My Superintendent said that Guan Sanlian was recalled by Cream's headquarters overnight, and he also went to a meeting early in the morning to deal with the follow-up issues of this forced opening. What happened last night It is so big, the relevant departments must be very dissatisfied, and I am afraid that it will have to be sealed for a long time. Hey, although Guan San is a veteran, he must be punished for making such a big mistake. fired."

Cheng Fei was so painful from the hot porridge in his mouth, he couldn't believe it: "Fired?"

"Who knows, this is a new industry, and the employees are all young. It's normal to fire an old man to reduce the cost of the company..."

Shi Zhen didn't notice his increasingly pale complexion, and talked about the normality of the industry to himself.

Cheng Fei didn't know what to eat, and he still didn't see Shao Tingfeng back until the next day, so he became worried about his future.

Even if the little cannon fodder has a bit of ability, cream is his first career, if he is fired because of himself, then... wouldn't he be a stumbling block to his success?

Cheng Fei felt guilty for a while, thinking of the salary card he left behind, he couldn't help but check the country that Shao Tingfeng had made in cream over the past few years.

When he saw that there was only a balance of 20, Cheng Fei was immediately discouraged - Butter TV really trampled on the old employees, they were all veterans, and they only got this salary!

It would not be a pity to fire such an impersonal and broken platform.

It was the first time that Cheng Fei had such a clear idea, if the little cannon fodder really lost his job because of him, he would... then be responsible!

...Anyway, he can afford to have an extra mouth to eat.

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However, just when many netizens thought that Cream would prolong the closure of the site and launch the administrator 03 to worship the sky, the next afternoon, Cream, which had been blocked for a few days, suddenly announced that it would be unblocked!

Not only did the administrator 03 not be held accountable, but he also gave a commendation, thanking the administrator 03 for his hard work to the cream over the years, so that the cream can move forward steadily along the wind and rain.

Netizen: [? ? ? 】

So what kind of background is Guan San? Even the relevant departments are not angry with him for opening the platform privately in the middle of the night?

But the most surprising thing for netizens is that shortly after the unblocking of Buttercream, Suli TV was interviewed by relevant departments. Soon after the news came out, the relevant departments announced that the entire Suli station was banned, and one letter was for one month. The reason is that Suli The lax review of pears has led to the proliferation of three vulgar content, the use of malicious means to compete with peers, etc., requiring that all non-compliant content must be cleaned up within one month, and some responsible persons must bear the economic losses caused by malicious competition...

The users of Suli TV had nowhere to go, and more than half of them poured into Butter, causing the traffic of Butter to skyrocket.

Cheng Fei was even more surprised than those netizens when he saw these contents. He read the award announcement over and over again, and after making sure that Butter didn’t have him, he felt a little bit disappointed——

Decided to be lonely, the little cannon fodder, an elite child laborer, needs him to worry about it at all.

On the day when the cream was unsealed, Cheng Fei took advantage of the surge in traffic and broadcast a live broadcast of how to cook snail noodles in convenient packaging, and announced that it would be launched in the future, which made fans very excited.

【Buy, buy, buy! 】

[Crowdfunding to raise cubs is a duty! 】

Cheng Fei: "..."

Cheng Fei: "If you keep doing this, Guo Jia will soon report my live broadcast room on the charge of encouraging underage kryptonites."

[Hey, okay, listen to my brother in everything, brother let us buy as many packs as you want! 】

elder brother……

Cheng Fei's mouth twitched, and he felt that this name was not much better than Zai Zai. His head hurt a little, and he began to think about whether he would have to live a life of luxury and money in the future, so as to dispel the "desire to help the poor" of these mother fans.

When the broadcast was about to end, the rich father who hadn't seen him for a long time actually went online, and then gave him a hundred "luxury ranches" without saying a word.

Tyrant Dad: [Bonus. 】

Tuhao Dad: [I received the snail powder, I was wondering how to cook it, so I broadcast it live]

Originally, Cheng Fei planned to go offline directly. After seeing the bullet screen of the digital king, he hurriedly said goodbye to the fans, closed the live broadcast room, and immediately poked the other party in the chat box.

Fei Ran: [Digital Master, you finally appeared! 】

Feiran: [Have you received the snail noodles? 】

Fei Ran: [It's been ten or eight days since I sent it, and it hasn't shown that it was picked up. If I didn't insist on letting the courier leave it there, I'm afraid it would have been pushed back by now.]

Tuhao Dad: [Well, I got it]

Tuhao Dad: [I was busy some time ago, but now I'm done with it]

Cheng Fei breathed a sigh of relief, and chatted with Digital Master for a while, and asked about how to cook noodles for convenience.

Mr. Digital obviously doesn't know how to cook, so he asked in detail in the chat box.Cheng Fei didn't think he was stupid, and patiently taught him step by step, until the sour bamboo shoots were taught, the rich father sent an emoticon.

Tyrant father: [Doubt life.jpg]

Cheng Fei laughed happily.

Feiran: [It smells bad, tastes delicious]

Rich father: [I believe]

The two chatted intermittently for more than half an hour, and Cheng Fei finally managed to teach the rich father to cook a snail noodle through an internet cable.

Finally, the rich father sent a photo.The photo shows a big bowl. The snail noodles in it are not very good. The soft rice noodles are all boiled, and the side dishes are also messy and unappetizing. But the rich father actually knows that he has a few quail eggs and braised duck feet. You must know that Cheng Fei did not mention these two side dishes in the live broadcast and chat just now.

But what caught Cheng Fei's attention the most was the hand of the man who was also in the mirror.

Mr. Digital obviously took the photo with his mobile phone held up in his right hand, and a large bowl half clasped in his left hand, in a casual posture, revealing the lines of his palm and a few fingertips.

Cheng Fei once imagined the image of a rich father, who should be over 30 years old, because he may be a little fat because he is pampered, his hands may be slightly rounded, and his fingernails will be trimmed short, and he should wear a ring. Maybe there will be expensive watches, gold jewelry and the like on the wrist.

I don’t want the hand in the photo to have distinct joints, the wrist is thin but does not lose the skinny feeling of a man, the skin of the hand is very white, but the pulp of the fingers is slightly rough, the nails are indeed clean, and there are full crescents on the nail surface, showing the owner’s In good health; neither fingers nor wrists are wearing any jewelry

Cheng Fei is familiar with the structure of the human body, and it only takes a few seconds of observation to roughly tell the age of the hands—less than 25 years old.

The local rich father is actually so much younger than he expected?

It's a pity that before he could think about it, the other party withdrew the picture and sent a new one after a while.

In the new photo, the rich father's hand has not left the country, but the position of the food in the bowl has changed a little.

Tuhao Dad: [I didn't take the picture just now, but now it's closer to your arrangement]

Cheng Fei: "..."

No, the aesthetic gap between me and you may be so big!

The local tyrant's father didn't know it, and asked: [Does it look good?]

Fei Ran: [Perfect! 】

The wealthy father is satisfied: [It's also delicious, thank you]

Mr. Digital is happy to go offline. If there is no accident, he must be talking a lot at this moment.

Cheng Fei stared at the other party's blacked-out profile picture, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, and it took him a while before he remembered it.

Feiran: [After eating, you must remember to wash your hair, take a bath, and wash your clothes]

In case the little wife and the little local tyrant get smoked, he will be a sinner forever!

It's a pity that Tuhao Dad didn't go online again.

Cheng Fei heaved a long sigh, quit Cream TV, and was about to close the phone when he received a text message from Shao Tingfeng.

Little Cannon Fodder: [I'm back at school today, can I have some snacks made by Fei Fei?]

The author has something to say: Fei Fei: There is no snacks, and I am peeling an onion essence called small cannon fodder, layer by layer of spicy eyes

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Thank you for your concern. I came back from the hospital with gastroenteritis. Fortunately, I went in time and it was not too serious, but I have to say goodbye to my beloved fanfan for a while... I saw Jimei also had diarrhea in the comment area, so hurry up see