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Shao Tingfeng stared at the message, startled.

He registered this vest casually, just to pay attention and support secretly. He never expected to have too close contact with the other party, and even once planned to give rewards occasionally so quietly, to be a low-key and qualified little fan.

It wasn't until I saw the Q version of the family picture that I came up with the idea of ​​exposing this vest to the other party.

But... this vest has been approved for several months, if it suddenly explodes... the consequences will be unimaginable, he originally planned to reveal it to Cheng Fei little by little, to ensure that he is mentally prepared, and then take the initiative to stand in front of him.

Shao Tingfeng had no doubts at all, if he entered the address of Snow Academy now, Cheng Fei would call him a liar in the next second, and then run away from home with his suitcase on his shoulders.

Running away from home is considered light, I am afraid that Cheng Fei, who has just been discharged from the hospital, will be angry because of this. When touching his stomach this morning, Shao Tingfeng accidentally touched the pinhole near the belly button, and Cheng Fei frowned in pain .These were all left over from the threatened abortion caused by emotional agitation a few days ago, and he had to take extra courses of treatment. Shao Tingfeng saw the two injections a day, and he really couldn't bear to let him suffer this again.

Tapping repeatedly on the keyboard with fingertips, the address of Snow Academy was entered and deleted, back and forth three or four times, not wanting to deceive, but not too reckless.

His hesitation did not escape the system, and the chat box honestly fed back his struggles to another person.

Cheng Fei couldn't help feeling a little annoyed seeing the words "the other party is typing" keep flashing.

Feiran: [Sorry, did I really get offended?Don't digital masters like to be asked about three-dimensional things?I didn't ask for your address maliciously, if you feel disturbed, then pretend I didn't mention it]

Shao Tingfeng's eyes were dimly lit by the screen.He never knew that Cheng Fei could be so gentle and thoughtful of possible difficulties for an ordinary netizen.

If you tell the truth slowly, you should be forgiven.

Shao Tingfeng calmed down, and he struggled to activate his thinking ability after two years of being a scumbag.He slowly relaxed his fingers, first completely deleted the address of Snow College in the input box, and then deleted the second option - sister's house from his mind.

He doesn’t have much real estate in the local area, most of the money is used for investment, and now it is basically frozen or hidden, but even so, he still bought a new real estate in a rainy day, just like charging 100 on the meal card. In the same way, I want Cheng Fei to know that he can support his family.

It's just that I originally planned to take good care of it before welcoming the other party in, but now I can only make an advance notice.

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Cheng Fei got an address.

As expected, the local rich father and his beautiful wife are indeed in the same city as him, even in the same urban area!They are all located in the southernmost area of ​​Shanghai!

Although he didn't intend to spy on the three-dimensional information of the local rich father, the address sent by the other party was too close, so he folded his hands together, whispered "offended" in his heart, then threw the cream TV into the background program first, and opened it. B degree map.

"Shanghai District, Provence Community..." Cheng Fei murmured and entered the address sent by the other party, without specifying which building.

B Du quickly loaded the page, and there was a red road map connecting him and the address of the wealthy father.

Only… 9.9 kilometers apart.

The city is very big, almost equivalent to the north of the original world, and the distance of 9.9 kilometers is really very short.The difference is that the Snow College is located in the suburbs of the Southern District, while the Provence Community is located in the northernmost part of the Southern District, belonging to the border.

Cheng Fei swallowed.

Is the world in the novel so small?

Before he could think any more, the top of the phone reminded him that the wealthy father had sent him a message.Cheng Fei put away the B-degree map and re-entered the Cream APP.

Tyrant Dad: 【Got it】

Feiran: [...received]

Tuhao Dad: [What do you think about this address]

Cheng Fei:? ? ?

What else can I think about this, it's just... quite close.

Fei Ran: [It's very destined, I share the same city with Digital Jun]

The rich father fell silent again.

Cheng Fei hurriedly called: [But don't worry, Mr. Digital!I will never ask for a face-to-face meeting with you!I know you don't like being disturbed! 】

Rich father: [. 】

Cheng Fei felt that the other party seemed to be less active all of a sudden, and the full stop was a bit cold.

He frowned slightly, then thought of something and suddenly realized.

Fei Ran: [Since it's so close, we can send a lot of delicious things, and we don't have to worry about the expiration date]

The local tyrant's father cheered up: [Well, what do you want to send me? 】

Feiran: [What do digital masters want to eat? 】

Fei Ran: [As long as I live broadcast it, it's fine, even if I haven't live broadcast it! 】

Afraid that the wealthy father would be polite to him, Cheng Fei threw all the emojis about food from Butter TV into the input box.

Amazing: [(cake) (red wine) (bread) (hot dog) (hamburger) (poached egg) (french fries)... let you pick.jpg]

Tyrant Dad: […]

Feiran: [how is it? 】

Tyrant Dad: [One is missing]

Feiran: [Huh?No, I have added all the expressions]

Tyrant Dad: [Missing snail powder]

Cheng Fei: "..."

Sure enough, those who know me are not digital masters!He felt that something was wrong, it turned out that his famous work - snail powder was missing!

It's a pity that although the snail powder was popularized by him in the early stage, it was fleeting just like the meteor shower. Now apart from fans, few netizens still remember this Internet celebrity snack.

Feiran: [Hey, it's a pity that the snail powder is not famous enough to be recognized by Youyou TV. I will try to promote it more, and one day I will make Youyou cry and beg me to authorize the emoji package! (struggle.jpg)]

Tyrant Dad: [Yes]

Fei Ran: 【So what do you want to eat? 】

Tyrant Dad: [Then snail noodles]

Cheng Fei: "..."

Tuhao Dad is indeed the most honest fan in his live broadcast room, and his courage to try new flavors is no different from him.

Although he is used to eating it and doesn't think it stinks, he must admit that the snail powder tastes really strong when it is processed, otherwise why did it cause such a sensation in the first place?Some netizens watched his live broadcast and imitated it at home, but neighbors complained about the smell, so they came up and sprayed him.

I don't know what kind of community the local rich father is like. If it is too dense, I am afraid that I will not be able to escape the fate of being complained.

It doesn’t matter if the taste is big, but the snail powder is still soupy, how to send it?Do you want him to give it away in the same city in the future?Isn't this supposed to fume the delivery staff who have never eaten snail noodles?

Feiran: [Digital Master, I suggest with conscience, let's change it? 】

It's the first time to be fresh, don't be so harsh!

The Tuhao father was silent for a few seconds, and just when he thought he was thinking about changing to other foods, the digital gentleman who was very serious every time he chatted, so serious that he looked like an old cadre, suddenly sent an emoji.

Tyrant father: [(about to cry)]

Cheng Fei:? ? ?

It seems to be interesting, or to open the door to a new world. After sending the first emoji, Tuhao Dad followed suit and packed all the "frustrated" emojis in the cream chat box.

Tuhao Dad: [(tears) (tears) (crying) (embarrassment) (sad) (tears) (helpless)...]

Perhaps because of unskilled operation, there are also "squinting smiles" and "nose picking" in the middle.But the other party quickly withdrew the message obsessively and resent it.

Tuhao Dad: [(tears) (tears) (crying) (embarrassment) (sad) (tears) (helpless)...]

It can be said to be very rigorous!

Cheng Fei: "..."

Wait a minute, is it that sad if you can't eat snail noodles?

Fortunately, Mr. Digital has withdrawn all the expressions.

Tuhao Dad: [Learn from yours, experience a new way to play]

Fei Ran: [But this gameplay was developed a long time ago...]

The local tyrant was silent for a moment: [never played before]

In an instant, a strange image of a three-to-forty-year-old cadre discovering the New World, secretly playing with emoticons in the chat box, trying to keep up with the rhythm of young people appeared in Cheng Fei's mind.

Feiran: [Hahaha, as long as the digital gentleman is happy, the creamy emoji is so-so, I have seen more powerful and fun ones]

Tuhao Dad: [What kind? 】

Cheng Fei was just talking casually, but he didn't expect his father to get into trouble with the emoji, so he bit the bullet and chatted with him.If you want to say that Cream TV is good in everything, the emoji pack is a bit similar to the QQ default system in the original world. With relish, he was as serious as an uncle who had never seen the world, and asked him many details.

The topic was crooked, and it took half an hour to popularize science before stopping. Finally, Mr. Digital said seriously: [Your suggestions are very valuable, and I will give feedback to the platform]

Cheng Fei laughed happily, and quickly brought the subject back: 【Do you really want to eat snail noodles】

Tyrant Dad: [It's up to you]

In fact, snail noodles are really inconvenient. The straight line distance is nearly 10 kilometers, and the real driving distance is doubled. They don’t even want to deliver takeaways. They are afraid that the taste and appearance will be greatly reduced after delivery.

——It is best to send the materials in person and cook them on the spot for the digital gentleman.As soon as this idea came to mind, Cheng Fei immediately killed it in the cradle.

Don’t say that Digital Jun doesn’t like three-dimensional contact, he doesn’t like it himself, not only doesn’t like it, but also keeps a little wary-after all, the local rich father is too good in other aspects except “married, has a small wife and a baby”. Like those male supporting roles in the novel, he felt safe through the network cable.

Cheng Fei lazily sent an "OK" emoji on the keyboard, feeling that he might be disappointing his father.After all, he neither completed the task of naming, nor promised to send the food he wanted to eat in the first place, so he made up for his performance before going offline.

Fei Ran: [The draft discussed yesterday was not completed, but the line draft has already come out, let me show the results of my sneaky fish painting in class today]

A picture was sent.The lines are very beautiful and neat. Compared with the jerky one in the first attempt, this time the line draft is obviously much simpler. The image of the family of three has made a qualitative leap. Among them, the beloved little wife of the wealthy father is the most obvious. The perfunctory routine The hair has become a refreshing short hair. Although it is a Q version, it has layers and thickness. The face of the QQ is also exquisite and beautiful. Many details and folds have been added to the original wide doll skirt, which is fresh and elegant.

To put it simply, even Cheng Fei himself is quite satisfied with the improvement from the completion level of 500 yuan to the completion level of 5000 yuan, even though it is a line draft, and he can't wait to send it to the wealthy father.

The local rich dad successfully received the line draft, and then 1 minute, 2 minutes, and 3 minutes passed without any response.

Did not say satisfied, did not say dissatisfied, quietly.

Cheng Fei's stomach is full, and he feels that even if the father of the digital king Party A is possessed at this moment, he is no longer afraid!After all, he draws so well!

Finally, in the 4th minute, a message was sent from the other side.

Tyrant Dad: [No skirts]

Cheng Fei blinked.

Tyrant Dad: [I like to wear pants]

Cheng Fei was stunned.

Afterwards, the father of the local tyrant mentioned the characteristics of "very tall" and "peach blossom eyes" one after another. He felt that the image of digital Jun Xiaojiao's wife seemed to be more and more deviated from his imagination...

The new image should have been more concrete, but it was more vague and, by the way, slightly weird.

At the end of this chat, it naturally ended with the other party saying "you should rest".

Cheng Fei turned off the cream and did not rest immediately, but checked the address of the wealthy father on the Bdu map.

The Provence community looks unattractive. Judging from the surrounding environment, it seems ordinary. There is no school district and no subway entrance. From the map, the only advantage is that there is a large park nearby for walking, just like... a retirement community.

Cheng Fei swiped the map a few times, and then suddenly saw two coordinates. Three kilometers to the north is a local comprehensive tertiary hospital, and five kilometers to the south is Nanguo Obstetrics and Gynecology...

South, country, women, and production!

Reminiscent of the local tyrant's father's little wife who is also pregnant, he has every reason to suspect that the little wife has also established a file in Nanguo maternity!

It turns out that the world in the novel is really so small, that any random netizen might have just had a prenatal checkup in the same hospital as his wife? !

The author has something to say: Little cannon fodder: Fei Fei, touch my vest for you

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The weather is getting colder, little angels should pay more attention to their bodies, don't learn from me, I want demeanor and not temperature, the heavy feeling is too uncomfortable

Today is a disgraceful short guy, tomorrow I will try to write longer