Pregnant with a small cannon fodder cub in the best abuse text

At that moment, Cheng Fei almost thought he was hallucinating.

But the person below you didn't know it, and with a contented smirk on the corner of his mouth, he carefully touched his stomach again.This action probably hurt the injury, and he hissed in pain, and had to let go.But he tilted his head, continued to rub his tall nose, and unconsciously repeated: "Mine."

The brief touch on the stomach, the murmur that was almost lost in the sound of the pouring rain, was like a huge thunder that exploded in Cheng Fei's ear, making his head buzzing. how much better.

The buzzing in his head lasted for about five seconds, until the strange fish spitting bubbles appeared again in his belly, Cheng Fei suddenly recovered from the shock, and suddenly felt evil: "When did you know? How could you know? !"

Little cannon fodder: "Hey, mine."

Just like a cat, he poked his head against the excitable excrement shoveler, and then lay down again, extremely peacefully, his eyes were slightly rounder than usual, but they didn't really focus, just kept being silly.

Cheng Fei was so angry that he was about to kick the little cannon fodder off his leg, or just throw it out to finish it off.

Shao Tingfeng was stared at for a long time, his flushed cheeks were finally stained with confusion, and he coaxed clumsily: "No...don't be angry, I was wrong, I won't mess with you."

As he spoke, his mouth, which had been slightly smug and grinning, was immediately closed obediently, but the corners of his mouth were still bent, and he smiled foolishly.

When he is sober, he is unsmiling, and there are very few expressions other than "blank face" on his face, but when he is drunk, he unexpectedly loves to smile, as if taking advantage of the inattentiveness of the neurons that control expressions in the brain, let the happy emotions sneak away Come out and party.

Shao Tingfeng just smiled foolishly, but it didn't take long for him to be happy. The high fever and alcohol soon made him unbearably tired, his thin eyelids closed, and he passed out again.

If his eyes were really warm, he might have turned over in the frying pan countless times.Cheng Fei felt that all the strength in his whole body was restraining the urge to throw the little cannon fodder, and calmly put his legs back flat again, so that the little cannon fodder could sleep more peacefully.

Taking a deep breath, I realized that the car still hadn't started and was still in place.

Shi Zhen in front of him raised his head from the phone at some point, and was looking at him directly.

The eyes of the two met, Shi Zhen's eyes were as big as copper bells, and then slowly moved down, Shao Tingfeng, who landed on his lap, looked up and down the two juniors in the back seat in surprise.

Cheng Fei: "..."

The brain buzzed again.

But he quickly realized that Shao Tingfeng had already burned like this, and his voice was also low, and because of his hoarse voice, it was indistinct. The most important thing was that it was raining too hard outside, and several voices were mixed together. May not have heard.

So he immediately waved his hands calmly: "You're just a drunk, don't take your nonsense or anything seriously."

Shi Zhen: "..."

He was so calm, Shi Zhen could only suspect that there was something wrong with his hearing, but he was still dumbfounded: "It turns out that Junior Brother Shao was so...so...so..."

Cheng Fei straightened his back and said casually, "It's just a bit different from usual, so don't make too much fuss."

Shi Zhen scratched his head, blinked his eyes, and quickly accepted the explanation "happily": "Oh, so that's the case! I didn't expect Shao Xiaoxiao to laugh so much when he was drunk, it really opened my eyes. Eyes ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Laughed so hard that she burst into tears.

Cheng Fei: "..."

Why did he feel that Shi Zhen was a little too excited?

Shi Zhen said again: "He's fucking handsome when he smiles, not much worse than me, senior, hahahaha..."

Seeing Shi Zhen habitually start boasting, no different from the usual narcissism and noise, Cheng Fei was relieved, knowing that he had finally been fooled.

The rain was pattering on the window, and he had to thank the garbage stall literature for the vulgar setting of pouring heavy rain as soon as something big happened. Without the interference of the sound of the rain, he might not be able to speak clearly even if he had three tongues.

"How is the navigation? How long is it to the nearest general hospital?" Cheng Fei asked again.

Shi Zhen stopped laughing immediately, and said falteringly: "I missed two roads, and the intersection ahead is still being dug and repaired. I'm afraid I have to... still have to go around for an hour..."

After the ups and downs along the way just now, Cheng Fei no longer believed in his so-called "one hour" punctuality, so he simply grabbed his mobile phone and checked the navigation for himself.

When he saw a familiar landmark on the map, Cheng Fei twitched the corner of his mouth, then raised his face, and suggested kindly: "Then go here, 5 minutes away."

When Shi Zhen saw the landmark, he was dumbfounded: "Are you sure? This is a maternity hospital."

"It's okay, my roommate's injury is just a casual rescue." Cheng Fei showed a commercial eight-teeth smirk, "Hehe, the one who can't die is at most just burnt stupid."

Shi Zhen: "..."

Shi Zhen: "What if I die?"

Cheng Fei's eight teeth gleamed coldly in the darkness: "Then leave the corpse in the wilderness."

Shi Zhen: "...Don't give up on treating QAQ! There is still salvation! Senior, I'll drive right away!"

Although it was a 5-minute journey, Senior Shi still lived up to expectations and drove for almost 10 minutes before arriving at the destination.In the hazy rainy night, a coquettish purple car drove to the underground parking garage of Nanguo Maternity Hospital.

Because it was inconvenient to move, Shi Zhen went to call for a stretcher first.

The nurses thought it was some parturient who was going into labor, and when they heard that the stretcher was needed, they hurriedly carried it out. In the end, they saw three men, one unconscious, and the other two watching them quietly.

Even though there were 1 question marks floating in their hearts, the nurses were well-trained and sent Shao Tingfeng to the emergency room like a sedan chair.

The two were waiting on the bench at the entrance of the emergency room. It was Shi Zhen's first visit to this kind of hospital, and he couldn't stop looking around: "Hey, as expected of the obstetrics and gynecology department, even the walls are pink."

Cheng Fei ignored him, leaned back on the chair and closed his eyes to rest.It was almost two o'clock in the morning, and he was already exhausted from being stimulated one after another, but he just managed to stay awake.

Although Shi Zhen was a bit careless, he soon noticed his tiredness, and a pair of eyes quietly glanced at his abdomen, his eyes were full of uncertainty.But he didn't dare to think about it, and quickly moved away.

In the end, he still couldn't help tugging at the other party's sleeve.

Cheng Fei opened his eyes: "What's wrong?"

Shi Zhen saw a few streaks of red blood in Cheng Fei's black and white eyes, he hesitated again and again, but he still didn't ask the question in his heart.

He swallowed, and said: "Fei Feizi, you seem to be very tired, otherwise I will send you back to rest? You should still have class tomorrow, right? I will take care of it here, anyway, I am a senior idler."

Cheng Fei rubbed his dry eyes and was about to shake his head when he suddenly felt a rumbling movement in his stomach.

He was frightened several times tonight, and the fish spitting bubbles had appeared several times, but he just ignored it just now, and now that Shi Zhen mentioned it, he refocused on himself.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Shi Zhen thought he was worried, so he said, "Really, I'm good at taking care of people. My dad's fractures are all because of my bed."

"Who said something happened to him?" Cheng Fei asked coldly, "What could happen to him?"

I'm fucking worried about my own accident now!

Shi Zhen: "Shh, hey, don't get excited, my father said, getting angry will hurt you."

Shi Zhen's old mother suddenly possessed her body, and she gave him a smooth ride.Shi Zhen has always been fond of hands and feet, and Cheng Fei didn't care, it's just that he was so smooth, he felt more tired, and couldn't help but yawned for a long time.

Just after finishing the fight, with tears in his eyes, the door of the emergency room opened, and Shao Tingfeng was pushed out.

Seeing his appearance clearly, the two people on the bench were startled, thinking that he had some serious injuries.I saw Shao Tingfeng lying on the mobile hospital bed almost tied up, his upper body was wrapped with bandages and something like a retainer, he was also inhaling oxygen, and he was using several kinds of hanging bottles.

"What's the matter?" Shi Zhen quickly stepped forward and asked.

"Two ribs were broken. Fortunately, there was no large-scale infection, and the condition was not serious. The rest was some cartilage tissue damage, and slight alcoholism..."

It sounded like nothing serious, and the two breathed a sigh of relief.

After the doctor finished speaking, a nurse came behind him: "You go through the hospitalization procedures for the patient." Then, she took out some slips and prepared to pass them to the people outside the door.

But when she saw Cheng Fei, the nurse paused slightly.

Cheng Fei was also stunned, because she was one of the staff in charge of her pregnancy checkup, and Shi Zhen was by her side, and he was worried that she would accidentally leak her words.

But the nurse reacted faster than him, and immediately smiled and said: "The patient is handsome, I didn't expect the little classmate to be so handsome."

The tone seemed to be meeting for the first time.

Shi Zhen took the list and said with a smile, "Thank you sister for the compliment, I'll do some errands."

The nurse looked Cheng Fei up and down, saw his pale face, weighed it for two seconds, and said: "Please also register this classmate, I think his complexion is not good, I suggest a blood test."

Shi Zhen was stunned for a moment, and then nodded: "Okay, Fei Feizi, you go with the nurse sister, check it carefully, don't shy away from medical treatment, leave it to me here!"

Cheng Fei clasped his fists and raised his eyebrows hesitantly: "Why are you so active tonight?"

Shi Zhen rolled his eyes, and whispered in his ear: "I'm planning to come to a midnight live broadcast of the maternity hospital, you understand."

Cheng Fei: "..."

At first, he thought that Shi Zhen's attitude was a little weird after he came to the hospital, and he was more active than before. He was worried that he would show his feet, but now he knew that Shi Zhen had such an idea.

The corner of Cheng Fei's mouth twitched: "This is a hospital, don't take random pictures."

"What do you mean, when did I lose my sense of proportion? I will communicate with them in advance."

So, the two of them first followed the hospital bed rolled out from the emergency room, and after confirming which ward Shao Tingfeng was in, Shi Zhen held up his mobile phone and went to the medical desk to go through the formalities, while Cheng Fei followed the nurse, ostensibly to the medical examination department , and actually changed to another old place halfway through—the obstetrics, gynecology and andrology department that is not open to the public and serves him exclusively.

When the attending doctor heard that he came to the hospital in the middle of the night, he thought something happened, and rushed over from the dormitory in fright, only to see his assistant tucking Cheng Fei under the blanket.

After seeing him, the nurse put her finger on her lips: "Hush."

Doctor Zhang: "Why does Xiao Cheng come to the hospital at this time?"

"His roommate broke his rib in a fight with someone, so he came to our hospital for first aid." The nurse told the ins and outs.

Doctor Zhang asked again: "Then who is he now?"

"I'm tired, I just let him lie down, and he fell asleep before I could check him." The nurse gestured, "It's just a short time!"

Doctor Zhang couldn't help laughing, walked around the narrow hospital bed, carefully observed Cheng Fei's face, frowned and said, "Why is his face so bad? Did this kid forget my confession again? His roommate was injured in a fight and he got involved with it." And what, just let others send it over? I'm pregnant with a child, so why can't I love myself more?"

While rambling on and on, he felt uneasy at the same time, so he connected the equipment prepared by his assistant and planned to check his body while he was sleeping.

Cheng Fei was not awakened by the deliberately lowered voices of the two, but suddenly opened his eyes when the cold instrument covered him.

doctor:"……"

Cheng Fei: "Huh?"

"It's okay, check it out, and you continue to sleep."

Cheng Fei resolutely yawned again, then thought of something, gritted his teeth and said, "The child's father has been found."

The doctor paused: "Ah? Where is it?"

Cheng Fei paused and said: "Just, in, hospital, hospital."

The doctor saw his brows raised from anger, and was silent for a few seconds before asking uncertainly, "So...you broke your roommate's ribs?"

Cheng Fei: "Hehe, no."

I fucking do.

The doctor breathed a sigh of relief: "It's fine if you don't, you don't get angry, it will hurt your body..."

He hadn't finished reading the doctor's order yet, but Cheng Fei said coolly again: "But after listening to your suggestion, I think it would be great to interrupt one more."

Doctor:……

Sorry, he didn't make that suggestion.

There was no serious problem after a test, but there was a slight bleeding, which may be caused by emotional agitation. Besides, the progesterone is still not ideal, so I have to wait for the blood test in the next period to decide whether to supplement.

The doctor asked him to rest in this department, and agreed to meet the legendary child's father tomorrow.

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It wasn't too late for Shao Tingfeng to wake up. After the alcohol passed, he didn't sleep soundly. He felt dull pain in his chest and ribs after breathing in and out.

He struggled to open his eyes, first he saw the white ceiling, and then he moved his eyes to the person beside the bed—Shi Zhen?

Shao Tingfeng:?

Senior Shi, why are you here?

Shi Zhen sat back on the chair, with his elbows and head resting on the back of the chair, sleeping soundly with his face facing the hospital bed, with an unknown liquid at the corner of his mouth.The screen of the mobile phone he was holding was still on, and it was the interface of Cream TV, which had already been broadcasted, but sporadic bullet screens drifted across the black hole live broadcast room from time to time.

Shao Tingfeng squinted his eyes and saw one of them clearly: [Zhenzhen, why are you asking so many characteristics of the first trimester?You shouldn’t let your girlfriend get pregnant, right?]

He was not interested in Senior Shi's private life, so he looked away, landed on the ceiling again, and seriously thought about why he was here.

He clearly remembered that last night he wanted to say something to that person that had been hidden in his heart for a long time with the help of alcohol, but...it seemed unsuccessful, he was interrupted...

Afterwards, he still had the impression that he was lying in the car and the man was talking on the phone over his head.

And then?

Shao Tingfeng's head throbbed, and his temples throbbed from the hangover, but he didn't say a word, enduring the maddening pain, thinking about it carefully.

He struggles to control his memory, even when hungover.

After a while, Shao Tingfeng's face was pale and his lips trembled.

——He seemed to have made a very bold move towards Cheng Fei, a move he had fantasized about countless times but never dared to do.

Shao Tingfeng: "..."

It's over, how dare he make that move?How dare he?

He seemed to have said something else later, but he couldn't remember clearly. He only remembered Cheng Fei's angry face in the sound of rain, his cheeks puffed up with anger.

Shao Tingfeng looked at the dripping bottle beside him, thinking if Cheng Fei would calm down if he tore it off and wrapped it around his neck to hang himself.

But soon, he realized the second question, where is Cheng Fei?

Thinking of this, Shao Tingfeng opened his mouth, trying to wake up Shi Zhen, who was soundly asleep, but found that the guy had bluetooth earphones in his ears, and ordinary sounds didn't work at all.In desperation, Shao Tingfeng picked up a stack of papers on the bedside table and threw them in the direction of Shizhen.

"oops!!!"

Shi Zhen fell to the ground at the sound, woke up quickly, and looked up blankly: "Eh? Did you give birth?! Is it a boy or a girl?! Oh oh oh oh oh! He really looks like Shao... Shao... Junior brother Shao?!"

Shao Tingfeng looked at him coolly.

Shi Zhen's hair was messed up, and there was a suspicious trace of an unknown crystal liquid at the corner of his mouth.His eyes were extremely dull, obviously still stuck in the dream just now, and he didn't react.

Shao Tingfeng: "What dream is so exciting?"

The voice is hoarse and unpleasant.

Shi Zhen blinked: "Just..."

Fuck, is it a fetal dream? !

Shao Tingfeng didn't really intend to find out what his dream was, his throat was dry and burning, but he didn't intend to take a sip of water, so he asked, "Where is Cheng Fei?"

Shi Zhen tried hard to wake up his sluggish brain, and said, "I don't know, maybe I went back to rest... Oh, no, he was taken away by a nurse last night."

Shao Tingfeng's face darkened, he propped himself up and wanted to get out of bed, but the door of the ward was pushed open from the outside.

Cheng Fei held three breakfasts in his hands, and the aroma of the food suddenly filled the entire ward.As soon as the eyes of the two met, those beautiful peach blossom eyes immediately twitched, and some kind of emotion was burning in the pupils.

But soon, Cheng Fei blinked his eyes lightly, blinking away the anger in his eyes.Smiling and said: "I'm all awake, if you wake up, eat breakfast first."

Shi Zhen didn't realize it, and said pleasantly: "Fei Feizi, have you checked yourself? Are you okay?"

"It's okay, it's just lack of sleep due to malnutrition." Cheng Fei first gave Shi Zhen the steamed buns in his hand, and then took a look at Shao Tingfeng who was wearing a fixed belt on the hospital bed. His eyes were kind, even gentle.

Shao Tingfeng: "..."

The wind and rain last night have calmed down, and today's is still brewing.

The author has something to say: Shao Tingfeng: I am too difficult

Shi Zhen: Make it sound like it’s not difficult for me! ! !

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Jiyou invited the author Jun to see Jiang Ziya _(:з」∠)_ Today is a little short, tomorrow I will work hard to gain weight