Pregnant with a small cannon fodder cub in the best abuse text

Cheng Fei has never looked at a man so seriously in his life, and he didn't even focus on drawing a portrait for the first time, so focused that he didn't want to miss even the slightest micro-expression of the other party.He wanted to discern any guilty or flustered emotions from Shao Tingfeng's face.

I have to say that Shao Tingfeng, this little cannon fodder, looks really good-looking. His narrow eyes have a Two-dimensional Su feeling, and his skin is smooth and firm that young men rarely see. Even an obvious point No pores can be found.

But it's a pity that even though he observed with unprecedented detail, Shao Tingfeng's expression remained the same as before, and his expression was flawless. Only when he mentioned the Shao family elder brother, his eyes changed slightly.

But with his hands in his pockets, he said flatly, "I'm not close to my elder brother, and I left early for the wedding."

Cheng Fei stared at him steadfastly, and sneered in his heart: Yes, but what the hell do you mean by turning back to delete the video the next day?Who are you helping to destroy the corpse?

Cheng Fei raised her eyebrows: "So you really haven't seen me?"

Shao Tingfeng: "Yes."

Cheng Fei: "...hehe."

Why doesn't he believe it.

His eyes were burning as if he wanted to burn a hole out of the cannon fodder.Shao Tingfeng let him watch, without any waves in his eyes, and all four things were empty.

This performance was so calm that Shao Tingfeng was able to change his standing posture in a leisurely manner, from a straight posture to a slightly crossed legs, which seemed more leisurely.

After a while, the calm little cannon fodder's thin lips moved slightly: "I'm hungry."

Cheng Fei: "..."

"Smelly duck feet." Shao Tingfeng took his hands out of his trouser pockets, making a comparison as if he was afraid that he would not admit it, and reminded, "Ten, it's agreed."

"...you shut up!"

Cheng Fei punched him, and Shao Tingfeng let out a muffled grunt, then went back to the study room wisely, and sat down to watch the live broadcast as usual.Unexpectedly, I didn’t open Cream TV, but opened another platform, which seems to be the largest Suli TV at present. The interface design is a bit rustic, not as simple and clear as Cream TV.

Shao Tingfeng usually stood languidly and tall, but when he sat down, he was unbearably stooped.There were no snacks on the table at this time, so he put his legs on the chair and held it in his hands, staring straight at the screen.

To use a description, it has the face of Ye Shenyue and the sitting posture of L.

Cheng Fei walked over, slapped him unceremoniously on the back, and reprimanded him, "Sit down, what should you do if you hunchback?"

"Oh." Shao Tingfeng touched his painful back, obediently straightening up, more obedient than a primary school student.

Cheng Fei suddenly lost his temper.

All right, when he finds out other clues, spread them all out in front of this little cannon fodder, to see if the little cannon fodder still dares to cover up, and if he dares to pretend to be a fool with him!

No matter how much you slander, the rations for small cannon fodder are still indispensable.

The dormitory carries snail brine soup and sour bamboo shoots all year round. It is very easy to make snail duck feet stew. It didn't take long for a pot of hot duck feet to be freshly baked.

Because Cheng Fei had something on his mind, he did it absent-mindedly, and in the end, he blindly seasoned the spices—he didn't pay attention to the amount of chili oil when he added it, and shook half a spoonful of it all at once.

The chili oil has a modified mustard and rattan pepper flavor, and the color is not as scary as the red oil, so he didn't notice it in a daze, and just brought it out of the kitchen, and put it on the dining table with pride.

Let alone ten, there are at least fifty or sixty duck feet in this pot, and the refrigerator is all emptied. After all, Shao Tingfeng is not the only one who is greedy.

Usually Shao Tingfeng could not wait to reach out his hand to eat, but now Cheng Fei saw that he was not pleasing to the eye, deliberately found fault, and hit the back of his hand with a spoon: "Go and wash your hands."

Shao Tingfeng raised his head innocently: "Wipe it with a wet towel." As he spoke, he spread his hands to let him see his clean palms.

As soon as wet wipes were mentioned, Cheng Fei remembered the scene where he wiped his lips with wet wipes that night.It's okay if you don't think about it, but when you think about it, a strange numbness sprouted on his lips.

Shao Tingfeng was clearly helping him wipe off the lipstick marks very innocently, but he felt... something was wrong.

Just, weird.

I don't want to recall what happened that night.

He subconsciously licked his lips, and felt a little stupid again. It wasn't wrong to lick with the tip of his tongue stiff between his lips, and it wasn't wrong to retract it.In the end, Paji flinched back, and said angrily, "No, I have to wash my hands—besides, those wet wipes are of poor quality, and my mouth was dried after you wiped it last time."

Shao Tingfeng heard the words, glanced lightly at his opening and closing lips, then looked away, and went into the bathroom according to the words.

When he came out, Cheng Fei was already sharing meals for the two of them.In addition to one and a half duck feet, the bottom of the bowl is also covered with marinated eggs, oil fruit, lotus root slices, potato slices, kelp knots, etc., which is a big bowl, and finally poured with hot snail soup base, the aroma is so greedy for two They all swallowed.

Shao Tingfeng's reserve really disappeared in an instant. He pretended to be on a diet for a while, but now he couldn't bear to see such a heavy and tempting meal.Immediately, with clean hands, he grabbed a duck foot and put it in his mouth.

"Hey, why didn't you just sit down and eat—" Cheng Fei picked up the spoon, just about to push him down on the chair.

Unexpectedly, Shao Tingfeng coughed violently after taking a sip.The marinade looks like a clear soup with little water, but it is concentrated pepper oil refined by Cheng Fei, but the surface is clear, and the flavor and stimulation are [-]%.

Shao Tingfeng was unprepared, he was choked to death, he coughed up the duck's feet and soup, and some of the soup hit Cheng Fei's stomach.

Shao Tingfeng saw it from the corner of his eye, and his heart tightened. While coughing earth-shatteringly, he raised his hand to wrap his arms around the opponent's shoulders, and led him to the side.

Cheng Fei didn't care about the touch on his stomach at all, he only noticed that the home clothes he had just changed - or his favorite softest and most expensive men's silk pajamas, were stained.

Shao Tingfeng's oily and dirty paws made several slap marks on his precious pajamas.

Because of the severe coughing, Shao Tingfeng accidentally turned over the bowl again, even though Cheng Fei was quick to hold the bowl steady, the soup gushed out and splashed on the hem of the clothes, and the whole set of pajamas was dripping with juice from top to bottom.

Cheng Fei gritted his teeth: "Shao, Ting, Feng!"

Shao Tingfeng immediately let go of his hand, covered his lips and coughed twice, his eyes were covered with hot mist.

"You bastard, my suit is so precious!" Cheng Fei cursed, trying to take it off, but found that it was useless, the oil had penetrated into the skin, and he had to take a bath.

But his other pajamas are not as comfortable as this set. After pregnancy, his belly became sensitive. The original cotton pajamas irritated his skin a bit. He was still hesitating whether to buy a few more sets of silk pajamas, but this set was scrapped.

Shao Tingfeng's cough gradually stopped, and he barely suppressed the burning itchiness in his throat, with a look of bewilderment.

Cheng Fei glared at him viciously, and was about to go back to his room to take a change of pajamas and take a shower, but he thought of something, and suddenly had a plan in his heart.

"You ruined my clothes, you want to pay me." Cheng Fei said confidently, "And I want it now, the best and most comfortable one."

Shao Tingfeng's eyes widened slightly, and he nodded after a while: "Okay."

As he spoke, he walked back to the room silently, and a moment later there was the sound of rummaging through boxes and cabinets.

Of course Cheng Fei didn't really want to wear his clothes, he just wanted to use a reason to get Shao Tingfeng's clothes out. The little cannon fodder obviously didn't know what he was planning and was honestly looking for clothes in the house.

Cheng Fei quietly carried a spare pajamas into the bathroom, took a quick shower and dried himself off, then opened the door a crack, indicating to Shao Tingfeng that he could give him the clothes.

Shao Tingfeng, who was outside the door, looked at the outstretched hand, which was slightly powdered by the steam, pursed his lips, and handed the slippery silk pajamas to that hand.

The corners of his mouth turned up unconsciously, feeling a little happy and satisfied in his heart, thankful that he had the opportunity to do something for the other party within his capacity.When he bought doll dresses last time, he prepared these clothes too. They are all made of skin-friendly fabrics, suitable for pregnant people.It's a pity that I haven't been able to find a suitable opportunity to send it out. I didn't expect to let the other party wear it so quietly.

Cheng Fei took the clothes and found that it was a brand new set of pajamas. The fabric was soft and silky, and it was a very comfortable material at first glance. Unexpectedly, Shao Tingfeng would enjoy it quite a bit. He was willing to buy good things for shoes and home clothes.

He didn't rush to wear it, but quickly flipped through the size labels of the clothes.

Two seconds later, a big question appeared before his eyes.Shao Tingfeng is tall and wears such a small size?

He tried to put it on, feeling even more at a loss.The clothes are exactly my size, the shoulder width is exactly the same, the sleeve length is slightly longer, and the trousers also cover the ankles firmly. It looks like the hemming design is used to keep warm.The most amazing thing is the trousers, the waist is elastic and suitable, and there is even a movable button on the side, which can adjust the circumference back and forth without constricting the abdomen.

Cheng Fei is in a complicated mood. Could it be that Shao Tingfeng bought the wrong size?

Dinner was finally resolved by ordering takeaway.

Cheng Fei was in no mood to continue cooking, and after hastily finished eating, he left a lot of things for the little cannon fodder to clean up. Taking advantage of his time to clean up, Cheng Fei secretly observed his body shape, and the more he looked, the more he felt that his size was at least the size of his own Home clothes plus two X.

It's so big, but you want to deceive him with a set of cuties?

I have never paid attention to Shao Tingfeng's body shape before, but now that I look at it, I feel that there is a certain hidden meaning that is almost ready to come out!

Cheng Fei snorted coldly, staring at the busy figure of the little cannon fodder with probing eyes.

Unaware of it, Little Cannon Fodder was unskillfully putting on his apron.There is a big cat face on the apron, and the two cat ears are designed as a hand towel, which is cute and convenient.Little Cannon Fodder squatted down, prostrated himself on the ground, and began to process the marinade that had been sprayed everywhere just now.

Cheng Fei rolled his eyes, and quietly went to the laundry room while he was busy.

He decided to steal a piece of clothing and compare it with that suit. If it was exactly the same, then the little cannon fodder would be suspected of committing the crime!

The washing machine in the dormitory has a drying function. Throw it in and press it to start. After a few hours, you can get clean, soft, fragrant, and warm clothes. It never needs to be dried on the balcony. It is very suitable for a dead house like Shao Tingfeng.

It is also because of the convenience and speed that Cheng Fei never pays attention to the details of his clothes. He does not know when he will wash and collect his clothes, let alone know his size.

Walking into the laundry room, Cheng Fei took a quick glance, and when he saw a few scattered sweaters and shirts in the laundry basket, he was overjoyed. Fortunately, Shao Tingfeng was lazy and forgot to wash yesterday's old clothes.He looked left and right, stepped forward quickly, and reached out to pick up one of the plaid shirts.

The autumn clothes that men in science and engineering often wear, the local climate is warm and humid, and it is not cold in late autumn. Shao Tingfeng's clothes are all single-layered, which is the kind of rough but durable cheap polyester, which shows that the owner does not pay much attention to outer clothing .

But the degree of neglect is too unexpected. The shirt is so old that I don’t know how many years it has been worn, and the washing label has been washed to white, and the words on it can’t be seen at all!

Cheng Fei simply threw it back into the laundry basket, and checked another sweater, oh shit, what's worse, probably because it was violently disassembled just after buying it, and both labels were torn to half.

Cheng Fei didn't give up, and rummaged through the laundry basket. There were few clothes, and the rest were pants.

Okay, you can also look at the pants, Shao Tingfeng's standard wide shoulders, narrow hips and long legs, he can try to calculate the size of the top...

After flipping twice, the fingers suddenly came into contact with some soft fabric.Cheng Fei picked it up and saw a pair of pure black boxer briefs, conservative in style, but with a big bag in the front.He couldn't die, his fingers just pressed on the raised design of the underwear, he froze for a while, and twitched it cheaply.

Finally, one thing was decided. Shao Tingfeng can wear it casually outside, but the close-fitting ones are made of good materials, and they are still new. The washing label is very clear. The size is——

Wait, what is he doing?

Cheng Fei: "..."

Cheng Fei: "Ahhhhhhh!"

As if being scalded, Cheng Fei threw it back tremblingly, and the unknown black cloth fell into the laundry basket with a clatter, and was buried by the T-shirt, so tightly that no edge was exposed.

While Cheng Fei was blushing, a sour thought occurred to him: Little cannon fodder, is he so big...

Really, it's true that people can't be judged by appearances, and chirping can't be measured.

Finding nothing, Cheng Fei slapped his hot cheeks and stood up in disappointment.As soon as he turned around, he met a pair of shining eyes behind him.

The long and narrow eyes were half closed, and his indifferent gaze slowly moved to the laundry basket, and then slowly to his face.

"What are you doing through my clothes?"

The two looked at each other.

Shao Tingfeng was still wearing a cute cat apron, and the rag in his hand shook slightly. His tone was calm, as usual.I don't know how long he has been standing here, but through his reddish ears, it is obvious that he has seen everything that should be seen and should not be seen, including what Cheng Fei did to his little underpants just now.

Cheng Fei: "..."

This is, very embarrassing.

He tried his best to maintain his composure, and smiled dryly: "Seeing that your clothes are not washed, I want to put them in for you."

As he said, he immediately turned around and stuffed the clothes in the laundry basket indiscriminately. As a result, a piece of black four-corner cloth was not stuffed properly, and it caught the door of the washing machine. , the black soft cloth swayed gently.

Cheng Fei's scalp was about to explode, his hands were frozen in the air, he couldn't hold it, and he couldn't hold it.

The atmosphere is scary.

In the end, it was Shao Tingfeng who walked over silently, put his things into the washing machine calmly, and pressed the start button calmly.

Ignoring the words on his cheeks so red as to fry eggs, he looked quite calm.

Cheng Fei can't wait to find a crack in the ground and get in to help his roommates wash their underwear, how basic it is!He swears that although he likes men, he definitely doesn't have that kind of thought about the little cannon fodder!

But the embarrassment is still a trivial matter. The most terrible thing now is that the little secret of peeping at the roommate's clothes was discovered. It will be even more difficult to continue to secretly compare the size of his clothes in the future.

Seeing that Shao Tingfeng lowered his eyes, he silently walked past him and was about to go out.Cheng Fei's heart was broken, and he simply hit a straight ball - damn it, what a ghost, he just took a look at what's going on!

He grabbed Shao Tingfeng's back collar and tried to turn it backwards.Unexpectedly, Shao Tingfeng was so preoccupied that he was completely defenseless, he was dragged so that his center of gravity was unsteady, and he fell backwards.

Shao Tingfeng was only stunned for a moment, and reacted very quickly, he took a big step back with his left foot, trying to stabilize his figure, but unexpectedly stepped on the dirty clothes basket with his foot.The dirty clothes basket is made of soft silicone material. It couldn't stand his step, and immediately collapsed into a long round strip. Then, due to inertia, the long strip spun like a rolling pin, which accelerated his body's downward movement. speed.

Cheng Fei, who was behind him, had no time to dodge, and could only watch helplessly as the men who were much taller than him came over like mountains and seas.

In desperation, Shao Tingfeng grabbed Cheng Fei's shoulders, spun around quickly, hugged him in his arms, and firmly protected his abdomen with one hand.The hand movements were quick and subtle, so natural that they seemed to be inadvertent.

With a sound of "dong", the heavy object fell to the ground accompanied by Shao Tingfeng's muffled groan, and the two fell to the ground like conjoined twins.

Shao Tingfeng's head hit the rolled dirty laundry basket, and because his right hand was bent, his elbow landed on the ground when he landed. All the blood on his face faded from numbness, and he couldn't move for a while.

Cheng Fei lay comfortably on top of him, not frightened except a little surprised.

"Are you okay?" Cheng Fei raised his upper body nervously.

Shao Tingfeng, who was at the bottom, was hit so hard that his eyes glistened, his eyes were a little dull, and he subconsciously let out a weak breath from his nose, showing that he was still alive and not stupid.

Because of his posture, his shirt was piled up in a pile, and the back collar had moved up to the hairline at the back of his head, crookedly, revealing a corner of the wash mark.

Just as Cheng Fei was about to check it for him, he saw the small white logo in front of him—it was clearly written!The T-shirt he is wearing now is so old that it is hopelessly old!

Cheng Fei's heart moved, and he lay on Shao Tingfeng's body like this, with his belly against the little cannon fodder's abdomen, and his hands reached towards the buzzing back of the little cannon fodder's head, while gently coaxing: "Does it hurt, brother, let me show you. "

While continuing to check the name, he held his head up and gently pulled the washing label.

Full size identification at a glance: XXXL.

Cheng Fei's heart sank, for fear of making a mistake, he leaned forward again, breathing on Shao Tingfeng's collarbone.

The warm and slightly humid feeling made Shao Tingfeng wake up like a dream. From the corner of his eye, he saw the eyelashes trembling slightly, and the mole of tears was hidden in the projection. It was indescribable...

His whole body was stiff, his head was muddled, and only one sentence frantically swiped the screen - why are you so close to me?

He no longer had the heart to think about what Cheng Fei's unbelievable eyes, which were gradually stained with anger, meant.

Even, in the name of continuing to check the injury, Cheng Fei touched from the back of his head and gently gestured his shoulder width with his palm, but he didn't notice.

Cheng Fei has a solid foundation in art, and he has drawn countless male bodies. This measurement made him even more shocked. It almost matched a certain body in his memory. He was almost going to have a seizure, but he restrained himself at a critical moment Emotions - not enough, the evidence is almost there.

He closed his eyes, put Shao Tingfeng's name at the top of the list of suspects, regardless of 21, he whipped the whip countless times, making the villain cry.Then he took a deep breath and quickly calmed down.

He pretended to be nonchalant and patted Shao Tingfeng's chest: "It's okay, I didn't break my head... huh? Why is your heart beating so fast?"

Not to mention, although the little cannon fodder looked thin, the touch under his hand was unexpectedly elastic. Cheng Fei was a little surprised, and couldn't help poking his chest: "You still have chest muscles?"

No wonder such a thin person has to wear 3 Xs.

Shao Tingfeng's face flushed red, he grabbed his paw and shook it, tightly clutching his collar, he looked like a big girl with a yellow flower who was belittled by bandits.

Cheng Fei was very happy, what kind of wolf with a big tail are you pretending to be!

But his face remained calm, and he deliberately touched down, only to feel a row of hard abdominal muscles.Well, the Q bomb is solid and feels really good.

Cheng Fei: "..."

Cheng Fei: "Pure lean meat, full of energy."

Shao Tingfeng stared at him in horror, and flinched back desperately, only to hit the washing machine again with a bang.Shao Tingfeng rubbed his head, with a bit of grievance in his eyes.

If it was before, Cheng Fei would have cared about it, but now, he just wants to rush up and bite someone.

What about the cannon fodder tool man in the original text!A small cannon fodder whose name only appeared a few times in the book, what's the use of such beautiful chest and abdominal muscles?It doesn't matter if you have pectoral and abdominal muscles, the key is that Haw is still that big!

Cheng Fei was sour and annoyed at the same time, but when he thought of a certain possibility, his face couldn't help but get hot again.His state of mind was so complicated that he couldn't manage his expressions, and finally stood up with a dry smile, temporarily dispelling the idea of ​​torturing Shao Tingfeng.

Shao Tingfeng secretly breathed a sigh of relief, but unfortunately he couldn't see the teasing smile on Cheng Fei's face disappeared in an instant when he turned around, and his eyes were gloomy.

·

Back in the room, Cheng Fei immediately locked the door, opened the closet, took out the suit, and laid it flat on the bed.

The high-grade handmade clothes have fine stitches, which fit the owner's figure best.He didn't look at the XXXL size mark anymore, but opened his palm, and compared the size with his palm as before.A few seconds later, the comparison ended, and Cheng Fei ground his molars.

Just now, while Shao Tingfeng was in a daze, he used the hand speed of being single for more than [-] years to quickly touch up and down, and firmly kept the estimated value in his heart to ensure that it would not be different because of different clothes brands. An error occurred.

Who knows that the comparison between the two is so damn close!

The author has something to say: Shao Tingfeng: 186cm/78kg/18cm (still in the developmental stage, there is room for improvement)

Cheng Fei: 178cm/62kg/? cm (last option blacked out)

【Double update~】

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