Pregnant with a small cannon fodder cub in the best abuse text

Of course, when Cheng Fei got up the next day, he had completely forgotten about the insignificant weirdness on his lips.

The agreement with the local rich father made him very concerned. He went to the library to borrow a series of nutrition books. While reading the materials, he did not forget to ask the local rich father's little wife what kind of physique she was.

He originally thought that the rich father's little wife was in confinement, but the rich father told him lightly: [Not yet born. 】

Cheng Fei blinked, and immediately thoughtfully added the pregnant woman's diet into the plan.After a few days, he finally sorted out a relatively satisfactory recipe, and he can start broadcasting to honor the wealthy father.

On the day of the broadcast, Cheng Fei really moved the live broadcast room from the "Gourmet Channel" to the "Mother and Baby Channel".Unfamiliar young male faces are very out of place among the heart-warming anchors who are posting babies or popularizing science on mothers and babies. The water friends in the live broadcast room are all confused: [House, you are here for real? 】

Cheng Fei was calm and at ease: "Then there can be fakes?"

A series of exclamation marks and question marks floated across the barrage.

[Damn, don't you really want to live broadcast that thing, confinement meal? 】

【No, mothers and fetuses are single and don't want to watch this kind of content】

"Not only that, but also demonstrate how to take care of the diet of pregnant women." Cheng Fei's mouth twitched, suddenly feeling guilty that he was "acting like a fake".

But he quickly threw away the shame, and said without changing his face: "From today on, let's take root in the mother and baby channel first. I will teach you how to make pregnant women's meals that are nutritious and not too unpalatable. Considering Digital Master’s little wife hasn’t given birth yet, so I’ll broadcast the one-week prenatal care meal first, and then the one-week postpartum care meal, which lasts for two weeks.”

When he said this, the rich father happened to enter the live broadcast room, and heard the words "little wife" as soon as he came.

Cheng Fei didn't notice at all that Tuhao's father's head flashed because of those three words.He smiled at Yan Yan, and asked with a business smirk that the concentration of industrialized saccharin exceeded the standard: "Father, local tyrant, are you satisfied with my exclusive customization?"

Tyrant father: [Care to work. 】

Then it smashed down ten pastures.

The way Tuhao Dad expresses his satisfaction is always so vulgar!

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Pregnant women’s meals are not difficult, but they pay special attention to nutrition. Cheng Fei’s first live broadcast on the mother and baby channel was grand and serious. All three meals a day are displayed at once.

Breakfast is small and exquisite Cantonese dim sum with purple potato oatmeal milk porridge; lunch is appetizing sweet and sour pork ribs, shrimp minced meat stuffed with loofah, stir-fried beet heart; Hua; considering the characteristics of pregnant women who are prone to hunger, we have specially prepared recipes for afternoon tea and supper. The afternoon tea is soft and sweet pea yellow, and the supper is low-sugar bread that will not burden the stomach too much and can fill the stomach.

In less than an hour and a half, he put everything on the table in a calm manner. The original fans in the live broadcast room have gotten used to his extraordinary speed, and the passers-by who came to watch the excitement on the original mother and baby channel shocked.

[This dish will take me at least four hours to cook]

[Bet, this kind of hand-speed mother-fetal solo did not run]

【I envy the anchor's future wife, who can eat such a delicious meal for pregnant women】

[Tears flowed out of my mouth unsatisfactorily, I, a six-month-pregnant pregnant woman, can only hold the instant noodle bucket and cry]

[The same six-month-old pregnant woman, my man is dead, burn paper if something happens! 】

……

Seeing the pitiful comments from the group of pregnant women, Cheng Fei felt sore in his heart, his belly tightened, and he felt quite empathetic.

Damn it, I don't feel any pain when I'm pregnant, so I have to cook for myself!

He really wanted to find the child's other father, but recently Shi Zhen was too busy to complete the proposition, so he didn't have time to help him check his clothes, so he could only let that wild man enjoy himself for a while.

Cheng Fei turned off the live broadcast, looked at the table full of light pregnant women's meals, and called Shao Tingfeng to eat with him.

In the past, Shao Tingfeng always dealt with his own problems and spied on him, but today's food was extremely refined and reserved, and the speed was slow. He probably felt that it was too bland and unappetizing.

After eating one-third of the dishes, Shao Tingfeng stopped his chopsticks and looked over with his long and narrow eyes, with a delicate expression, as if he was in a good mood but restrained for some reason.

"Don't you want to eat?" Cheng Fei, who was gnawing on the ribs, asked with puffy cheeks.

"En." Shao Tingfeng nodded.

"Don't like it? Too light?"

This time Shao Tingfeng didn't answer, but just looked at him quietly.Cheng Fei regarded him as disgusted, and said nonchalantly, "Oh, I'm really sorry, I'll do it so lightly from now on."

He eats a lot now, and Shao Tingfeng's "diet" is in line with his wishes, so he simply uses a spoon in one hand and chopsticks in the other, and eats with great relish.

Although it is a light dish, it is actually well cooked, and it feels very fragrant when I eat it.

Shao Tingfeng silently watched him eating in a hurry, his gaze vaguely swept over his slightly bulging abdomen due to eating a lot, and then shifted to his bulging cheeks, the corners of his mouth raised a slight arc almost undetectably .

Cheng Fei spent half a month on the Maternal and Child Channel like this, and the nutritious confinement meals nourished him with red lips and white teeth, and his complexion was very good, even faintly mellow.The thin arms and legs, which were originally so thin that they seemed to break if they were folded, were quietly covered with a thin layer of flesh. They looked thin and not sticky, like a pampered young master.

Even the classmates in front of me every day noticed this obvious change and joked if he was gaining weight.

When Cheng Fei was reminded like this, he suddenly lost his mind again.Even if he is pregnant, he can't let his figure go out of shape!

As soon as the half-month deadline was up, he hurriedly packed and returned to the Food Channel, and went on a small diet for two days.Feeling as if I had stabilized my weight, I went to look in the mirror tremblingly, and finally breathed a sigh of relief when I saw the still clear collarbone.

Shao Tingfeng walked by and glanced disapprovingly. He was a little dissatisfied with his dieting behavior two days ago, and had a unilateral cold war for two days.

It's a pity that the performance was too subtle, and the people who were cold war didn't even notice what was wrong.

Cheng Fei stopped him: "Wait a minute, you can help me take a look."

Shao Tingfeng stopped: "What are you looking at?"

With his back turned to him, Cheng Fei went behind his back and lifted up the shirt on his back, revealing a white and slender waist.The waist is very thin, and the concave arc in the middle extends to the waist of the trousers, making people's eyes stretched downwards.

Shao Tingfeng was stiff all over, and saw a few beautiful fingers touching the slightly sunken back waist, and the owner of the back waist asked worriedly: "Look, is my waist dimple still obvious? Why do I feel that it is about to disappeared?"

Shao Tingfeng: "..."

He took a breath in surprise, turned and left without saying a word.

Of course the waist is still there, but pregnant people are always suspicious, Cheng Fei was a little flustered, and didn't sleep well for the next few days.

In addition to cranky thinking, there is another problem that seriously affects sleep.

—He damn well likes going to the bathroom.

Obviously, I have reduced the amount of water I drink before going to bed, and I honestly solved it once before going to bed to ensure that my bladder is empty before turning off the lights and closing my eyes.As a result, in the middle of the night, his bladder was so full that it would explode, forcing him to get up to solve his physical problems.

The most embarrassing thing to say is that each time the portion is not much, not giving him a good time at once, and he has to toss several times every night.

Shao Tingfeng also noticed that he frequently woke up at night, pursed his lips, and finally couldn't help asking: "You are so noisy in the middle of the night..."

Cheng Fei thought that he was disturbing his rest, and just as he was about to apologize, his roommate asked solemnly, "Is your kidney okay?"

Cheng Fei: "..." Listen, is this a human language?He just woke up a little more frequently at night!

"Master's kidney is fine, there is no problem at all. If you want to say that I wake up too many times at night, then I can only say sorry, but my kidney is safe and sound! Hmph!"

With a growing baby in your womb, it's normal to squeeze the space in your bladder and cause frequent urination.

Cheng Fei spoke with confidence.

Shao Tingfeng blinked his eyes and wanted to remind him one more time, but he was afraid that he would be emotional, so he could only keep his mouth shut.

That night, Cheng Fei received a private chat from the local tyrant.

Tyrant dad: 【Do pregnant people urinate frequently? 】

Cheng Fei's eyelids twitched. If it wasn't too absurd, he would almost suspect that the wealthy father had installed a camera in his dormitory, otherwise why would his father mention this just after he had frequent urination.

Fei Ran: [Yes, but isn't your little wife already in labor?Should have encountered this situation very early]

Tuhao Dad: [No, about three months]

Damn, isn't that the same as me?So what does it mean that you have to watch the confinement meal so early?

Cheng Fei couldn't help complaining a few words, but sent the message in a soft voice: [Darling, I suggest you be gentle and considerate to her, the road is slippery late at night, you can protect her to go to the bathroom]

Tuhao: [Understood]

Tyrant: [Is there any relief recipe? 】

Seeing these two replies, Cheng Fei felt a little sore - look at his man!It's just that I'm so nervous after going to the toilet frequently!Not only do you need to be escorted in the middle of the night, but you must also find ways to improve your diet!And look at his stupid roommate, who actually laughed at him for having a weak kidney!

Cheng Fei sighed quietly, thought for a moment, and decided to answer more rigorously: [Dear, if her condition is too serious, it is best to take her for a check-up. After all, pregnant women are delicate, and the most taboo is any physical discomfort. 】

Damn, it's someone else's pregnant woman who is delicate, but he is a big man with rough skin and thick flesh, so he can only suffer all the crimes by himself.

The head of the local tyrant flashed: [Got it]

Cheng Fei planned to have a few words with the local tyrant, but the other party sent a message immediately: [You should rest]

Just like last time, before he had time to say goodbye, the local tyrant's father grayed out his profile picture without hesitation.

Cheng Fei rubbed his eyes, for some reason, but because of those few words, he felt drowsy, and suddenly felt his eyelids twitching.He yawned, ready to go to the toilet one more time before bed.

As soon as he left the bedroom and was about to walk into the bathroom, the door of Shao Tingfeng's bedroom, which was originally closed, opened, and he seemed to be planning to go to the bathroom.

Cheng Fei stared at him: "My bladder is smaller than yours, so I need to use it first."

Shao Tingfeng wanted to laugh but held back, nodded: "You use it."

But she followed him step by step, seeing him entering the bathroom and standing in front of the toilet, her eyes followed all the way, wanting to watch him go to the toilet.

The corner of Cheng Fei's mouth twitched, and the hand on the belt suddenly became stiff and unable to move.

He asked quietly: "Are you sure you want to look at me?"

Shao Tingfeng took it for granted: "Yes."

Cheng Fei: "..."

Seeing that Cheng Fei didn't move for a long time, Shao Tingfeng thought for a while, and added slowly: "Just look, don't do anything."

He meant that he would not support Cheng Fei's body, because the bathroom has a thick non-slip mat, so he would not fall, but just in case, he would wait here.

Cheng Fei: "..."

What the hell do you want to do?

Bang, the bathroom door shuts.Because the door was slammed too violently, it almost hit the small cannon fodder's tall nose.

Shao Tingfeng was stunned, his eyes gradually filled with deep confusion.

Is he doing something wrong?

Obviously, the person who said on the Internet that he wanted to accompany him was himself. Although the situation was a bit different, Shao Tingfeng felt that he was doing exactly what he wanted, and was very close to the request.

When Cheng Fei was flushing, he heard a sigh from outside the door, as if he had encountered an unprecedented century-old problem.

——The role of father is too difficult.

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There was no class the next day, so Cheng Fei slept in.When he woke up, he touched his phone subconsciously, and found that the screen was still stuck on the chat interface between him and the rich father.

Before he launched the chat, an unfamiliar number called in, it was a fixed number.

Cheng Fei connected without hesitation, and a meticulous voice came from inside: "Mr. Cheng Fei Cheng, we are an expert team cooperating with Nanguo High-end Obstetrics and Gynecology Hospital. We specially inform you to come to the hospital for an obstetric examination today."

Cheng Fei almost dropped the phone: "Obstetric, prenatal checkup?"

"Yes, Mr. Cheng, according to the results of the last test, you are now in the 12th week of pregnancy. You need to file and have a more comprehensive checkup. Please be sure to come within these two days."

Cheng Fei choked, replied "OK", and silently hung up the phone.

When he left the bedroom, Shao Tingfeng sat on the sofa in the living room, saw that he was neatly dressed, even wearing a hat and mask, and asked in a low voice, "Going out?"

"Hmm." Cheng Fei felt a little guilty, "Go out for a while."

In the past, the conversation should have ended here, but Shao Tingfeng was particularly gossipy today: "Where are you going?"

"Uh, not far."

"How long?"

"...It should take a day, right?"

Shao Tingfeng said quietly: "I have no plans for today."

Cheng Fei said casually: "That's good, you can continue watching the live broadcast."

Shao Tingfeng: "My eyes hurt."

"Then sleep."

Shao Tingfeng was silent. Seeing that he was about to leave, he could only speak more clearly: "I am very free today."

It means you can follow along.

Cheng Fei was stunned for a moment, and finally came to his senses, staring at him incredulously, this little nerd is going to accompany him to the hospital?Is the sun out in the west?

But soon, Cheng Fei mercilessly refused the free driver: "I don't take you, I'll go to the hospital for a stomach check... just, just that stomach bleeding..."

He couldn't remember the "condition" that the doctor said that day. Seeing that Shao Tingfeng was looking at him, he bit the bullet and continued to talk nonsense: "Intestinal adhesion syndrome, yes, I'm going to check the healing status."

After listening to his nonsense in a paralyzed manner, Shao Tingfeng uttered briefly: "Pfft."

Cheng Fei swore that he definitely heard the ridicule and questioning in his simple syllables.

"Smile, please stay here and don't run around!" Cheng Fei blushed with embarrassment, regardless of Shao Tingfeng's wishes, immediately picked up the phone key and went downstairs.

The three-month prenatal checkup made him feel overwhelmed, but he was ashamed to look forward to it, and he was also a little worried.

I even feel a little regretful, feeling that there is no one to share in the matter of giving birth to a small life, which is a pity.

The author has something to say: I forgot to set the time QAQ. Fortunately, I sneaked up and took a look. I have been waiting for a long time