Pregnant with a small cannon fodder cub in the best abuse text

Waking up in the morning is the beginning of another busy week of schoolwork.

Cheng Fei is already used to this kind of life. Although his brain is not fully awake, his body has already bounced up from the bed honestly, like a robot that has been programmed by a clockwork. earlier.

He was completely awake when he saw the text message interface on his mobile phone, and that text message was sent at 2 o'clock in the middle of the night last night——

"Ahhh!" Cheng Fei smashed his chaotic brain hard, "I, who did I send it to?"

He edited the information last night and revised it several times. He felt that it would be awkward no matter how he posted it. He was worried that Shao Tingfeng would think that such a point would make him think he had crossed the line, so he never sent it out—of course there was another important reason, he didn't want to send it out. Know Shao Tingfeng's number.

Before he could think clearly, he fell asleep. Who would have thought that he would send this text message by himself? !

The recipient is a string of unknown numbers.Cheng Fei stared at the string of numbers, and poked the dial key in a strange way.

Two seconds later, a familiar bell sounded from the dining table.Shao Tingfeng, who was drinking soy milk, lazily touched the phone and pressed the connection: "Hello?"

Cheng Fei: "..."

The two looked at each other, it was very strange.

Shao Tingfeng took a big bite of the fritters, and the subtle sound of chewing was somewhat distorted.

"Is there something wrong?" Shao Tingfeng asked vaguely, "Why do you know my number?"

Cheng Fei: "..."

How the hell did I know!

Shao Tingfeng swallowed the food in his mouth, raised his eyebrows slightly: "Are you asking others about me?"

Cheng Fei blushed a little: "Nonsense, eat yours."

As he said that, he smashed his head again, and couldn't remember how he entered that number. He just remembered that he was playing with his mobile phone, and fell asleep while playing, could it be...

He took out the address book from the drawer, found Shao Tingfeng's name for comparison, and suddenly laughed with satisfaction: "What am I asking, isn't your number in the address book?"

Yes, he must have found it by sleepwalking last night.

Cheng Fei breathed a sigh of relief, then thought of another question, and raised his heart again.He carefully looked at Shao Tingfeng, who was enjoying a delicious breakfast.

"Xiao Shao," Cheng Fei was a little apprehensive, "Did you receive the text message last night?"

Shao Tingfeng: "Crack, click."

The crispy fried dough sticks are really fragrant.

"Yeah." He replied slowly.

"Then what do you think?" Cheng Fei thought about his words, "I'm sorry, I'm nosy, but I heard that you don't have a good relationship with your family, and I'm worried that you will be bullied by them. Your family didn't have that kind of thing last night, right? ?”

Shao Tingfeng squinted at him: "Then what?"

"Tsk," Cheng Fei didn't want to play charades with him, and said directly, "It's just sucking your blood! Depriving you of your inheritance rights or something! Did they do that?"

Shao Tingfeng was silent for a moment. Under Cheng Fei's nervous gaze, he lowered his head and nodded lightly.

Cheng Fei's eyes widened: "Took your stock?"

"Ah."

"Your little coffer?"

Shao Tingfeng frowned slightly, which small treasury was he referring to?But he still nodded: "Yeah."

Cheng Fei was like a bolt from the blue, staring at the young master Shao in disbelief. It was over, just like what was said in the book, all the money for this little cannon fodder was swept away by his family, and he would soon be "unaccounted for." !

"What are you, why are you just..." Cheng Fei hated iron and steel, and blamed himself a little bit. If he knew that he should have been prevented from going back last night, if he had known, he would have revealed a little bit of the plot to him so that he could be prepared.Little Cannon Fodder is still a sophomore, and his grades are also at the bottom. Without the support from the Shao family, how will he live in the future?

Shao Tingfeng saw that he was annoyed and blamed himself, and he didn't know what he was making up. It was a little funny, but he couldn't bear it, so he explained: "I still have a little money..."

Cheng Fei looked at him coolly: "Don't be brave, don't I know?"

Shao Tingfeng: "..."

Forget it, let him misunderstand.

The silent look of the little cannon fodder strengthened Cheng Fei's thoughts.He felt that he was a bit of a failure, like an owner who didn't take good care of his pet. Because of his negligence, the pet was left to be bullied where he couldn't see it.But Shao Tingfeng was not really his pet. He wanted to show affection for this poor little cannon fodder, but he couldn't show it too clearly.

After much deliberation, it seems that he can only treat the little cannon fodder with a stomach like a bucket.

In the spirit of being able to take care of a little bit, Cheng Fei cooks more often.He had a bad appetite some time ago. After living on snail powder for half a month, his appetite has improved again. Recently, his hunger has become more violent. It is probably because he was very hungry before and his body urgently needs to replenish energy.

These two days are especially obvious. I often finish dinner at seven o'clock, and feel hungry again before ten o'clock.

Cheng Fei simply turned on the late-night snack mode, pulling Shao Tingfeng to play songs every night-bah, feast every night.

Because Shao Tingfeng likes junk food, Cheng Fei made a lot of calorie bombs, finger-licking plain chicken, egg yolk crisps, high-sugar milk tea, whatever exploded.

The drunken nightlife lasted for a while, until one day, when Cheng Fei started a live broadcast to cook rattan pepper roast chicken, fans finally found out that something was wrong.

[Is it my illusion?Why did Fei Feizi get fat? 】

[It seems... a bit? 】

[The chin seems to be rounder, but it is still a beautiful face, lick~]

[Brother Jimei, wait, I'll go and watch the host's past videos]

Cheng Fei was massaging the chickens. With plastic sleeves on his hands, he skillfully kneaded the seasoning into the chicken to taste. After kneading one by one, he planned to roast four at a time, and Shao Tingfeng would eat two of them.In the past, he must have been one-third of the small cannon fodder, but now he is greedy and hungry.

During the process of killing chickens, he casually glanced at the barrage, and saw that the number of barrage suddenly exploded.He squinted his eyes for a look, and his body froze immediately.

On the bullet screen, there are pieces and pieces: [My Fei is really fat! 】

Fat and fat, the screen is full of "fat"!

Cheng Fei almost didn't know the word, he took off the plastic gloves, turned up, his expression became more and more rigid.

[Compared with the video, Fei Zai's face is rounded at least twice]

[The arm is also fleshy]

[The collarbone is also... Well, today's clothes are too conservative to see, but my X-ray eyes can see the essence through the phenomenon, and my collarbone is in danger]

[Sure enough, every gourmet anchor can't escape the fate of gradually becoming mellow (狗头) (狗头)]

【Is Fei Zai going to become a 'fat boy' now】

Seeing the word "fat boy", Cheng Fei's brows twitched fiercely.He has never weighed more than 120 jins in his two lifetimes, and he has an enviable thin physique. Usually, only others clamor to give him his share, and he has never considered that it can be linked to himself.

"You're a fat boy," Cheng Fei snorted coldly, "The anchor will never be fat in his life."

[Anchor, wake up, your face has lost at least five catties! 】

"Don't talk nonsense," Cheng Fei picked up the chicken in his hand, "This chicken is only five catties."

[Okay, I exaggerated a bit, but don't hide your illness from medical treatment, take a snapshot and look at your double chin in the mirror]

[Comparison picture, I put it in Paradise, Fat Boy, go and have a look]

Cheng Fei was stabbed by the fat boy, and after sending the roast chicken into the oven with a grunt, he poked into his anchor paradise in front of the water friends.

The post at the top is Jiugongge, which fully records the screenshots of his broadcast for more than a month.The first seven pictures are all familiar to him, with thin and smooth cheeks, and a sharp and round chin, which is a kind of beautiful curvature, but when the penultimate picture is turned, this delicate little face is visible to the naked eye. It's meaty - it's a screenshot of his live broadcast today!

And it's from the angle of death from the bottom up. In the past, his angle was beautiful and beautiful, but now he can vaguely see a little bit of fleshy chin, which is no longer beautiful, but round and cute.

Seeing this screenshot, Cheng Fei's mentality collapsed, and when he saw the last one, he almost lost his footing.

The last screenshot is a gif of what he said when he first started the live broadcast, and the text is very thoughtfully annotated:

[It's impossible to be fat, even in this life, if I get fat, I'll broadcast women's clothing live. 】

When the water friends in the live broadcast saw this clicked gif, they almost laughed like crazy.

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, which brother took the screenshot? 】

[Too prescient, pass cigarettes to the boss! 】

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha my mouth will be crooked]

[This is what you said, live broadcast women's clothing when you are fat! 】

[It will be your 2-month anniversary of live streaming soon, hurry up and arrange it]

This group of neuropathy, what is there to commemorate in 2 months.Cheng Fei's mouth was stiff, and he refused to admit that he had become fat: "It's not fat, it's edema."

[God TM edema, dare to be fat but not dare to be]

【Women's clothing, women's clothing! 】

The barrage output is crazy, and the screen is full of emoticons: happy to hear and see.jpg.

Cheng Fei gritted his teeth and did not let go: "It's not fat, it's just edema."

The barrage was in a hurry, and he didn't watch the live broadcast, and quarreled with him in the barrage.

Until a familiar sound of copper and money sounded, the stupid and wealthy local rich father was late, attracting everyone's attention.The funny barrage quarrel suddenly stopped, and immediately stood at attention reflexively.

【Welcome the rich father to visit the humble house! 】

Cheng Fei who was robbed of his lines: "..."

Because the local rich dad gave too many rewards, he unlocked the privilege of the avatar frame, and can interact simply by "flashing" the avatar.Seeing the barrage, it flashed in response.

Then, another five "luxury ranches" were smashed down without a word.

【Father is still so rich! 】

【Thank you dad for showing mercy to my Fei Xiaopo live broadcast room】

Cheng Fei who was robbed of his lines again: "..."

These fans were afraid that he would not know how to be a human being, and they would even subvert his lines.With a dark face, Cheng Fei personally read the welcome line: "Welcome to the digital gentleman, thank you for the five large ranches of the digital gentleman, the boss is very generous."

The barrage continued to bring up the topic of women's clothing unswervingly.

Cheng Fei asked dryly: "Mr. Digital, I'm not as fat as they say, am I?"

【Don't run away, the rich father is on the same front as us】

[Hurry up and act like a soft girl online for Dad]

The profile picture of the local tyrant flashed, and after a while, a barrage of five-color special effects unique to high Vs floated past:

【Fortunately, not fat】

【…】

【Dad, open your eyes and look at the comparison chart】

Local tyrant: [hmm]

【Dad, touch your conscience, do you dare to say that he is not mellow? 】

Local tyrant: [hmm]

Tuhao: [That's fine]

The bullet screen was silent, obviously shocked by Dad's eyes opening.

Cheng Fei suddenly became stiffer, and proudly said: "You see, Mr. Digital doesn't think I'm fat, so I don't use women's clothing."

【...Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Dad, why are you so sour?"

【no fuck talk】

The barrage was full of wailing, unwilling but helpless. One was that Cheng Fei was backed by a wealthy father, and the other was that although Cheng Fei was a little fatter, he was still thinner than ordinary people, so he really couldn't be called fat.

Cheng Fei skipped this topic smoothly, and continued to live broadcast rattan pepper fried chicken.

Until the end of the live broadcast, this topic never came up again. Just when he thought it was over, the barrage finally said something viciously.

【╭(╯^╰)╮Everyone, don’t be discouraged. With the way my cub eats, it will soon swell to the point where even the rich father can’t cover it. Let’s wait and see! 】

Cheng Fei, who had just finished eating two chickens live, felt his heart tremble.

The fried chicken with rattan pepper is suddenly not fragrant.

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After the live broadcast ended, another [-] was credited.

Cheng Fei silently turned off the interface, walked to the bathroom, leaned in front of the mirror, and looked at his face carefully.Two seconds later, a hint of collapse appeared in Peach Blossom Eyes.

Wow, a plant.

Those water friends didn't lie to him, they really got fat!

But recently, I have been eating a lot, so edema is not impossible... right?

Cheng Fei stood a little further away, and lifted up his blouse, revealing a large white belly.The original owner is very thin. Although he has never had obvious abdominal muscles, his lower abdomen is also flat and beautiful. He is a very pleasing teenager figure nowadays, but now...

Squeezing her fleshy belly, her already cloudy mood felt like a thunderbolt.

In the restaurant, Shao Tingfeng was picking up the fried chicken bones that the two of them had just finished eating. He was already very skillful and quick in his movements. He not only knew how to take out the garbage, but also knew how to classify it scientifically.

Cheng Fei floated behind him like a ghost, and said quietly: "Shao Xuedi, let's go for a morning run tomorrow, do you have an appointment?"

The author has something to say: Cub: I’m really not fat QAQ