Living with a male god, I am so good [network distribution]

【About writing meat】

Halfway through the writing of Haotian's new article, when it's time for the male protagonists to carry out their first great harmony in life, they suddenly get stuck.

Although he and Qi Jin had done that kind of thing countless times, but he really couldn't put it into writing.

After holding back for a long time and still unable to write half a word, he finally decided to ask Qi Jin to SOS.

Gently holding the door frame and looking into the room, Haotian saw that Qi Jin was discussing something with someone on YY, he was afraid of disturbing his business, so he stood outside and waited.

After discussing a plot with the director, Qi Jin suddenly saw Haotian outside the door from the reflection of the screen, so he greeted the director, turned off the microphone, got up and went to the door to find Haotian.

After asking him why he came here, Qi Jin stroked his chin and thought for a while, and said, "Although I'm not very good at writing this, my brother knows a friend who is a full-time writer of small pornographic texts. I can help you with it." My brother, see if that friend has time, I can give you some guidance."

Haotian nodded quickly, then went back to his computer and waited.

After a while, Qi Jin sent him a series of numbers, saying: This is my brother's penguin, I have already greeted him, you can add him directly.

Haotian sent him a kissy emoji, then copied the string of numbers and added him as a friend.

Qi Yuan agreed to his friend request almost instantly.

Just when Haotian opened the chat box and was thinking about what to say in the first sentence, Qi Yuan suddenly threw him a gif that was not suitable for children.

Haotian caught off guard: ...

He swallowed his saliva, deliberately ignored the two people on the screen who were hugging and doing harmonious things together, and calmly typed: Brother Yuan is good [beautiful]

Qi Yuan immediately threw him a bigger picture.

Haotian almost wanted to kneel down to him.

Qi Yuan said: I heard from my brother that you want to write a small yellow essay?

Haotian:  …

He explained: Either it’s a simple little yellow article_(:3ゝ∠)_ or it’s at that point in the plot, and readers have this requirement, so...

Qi Yuan said: Well, I understand everything, you don't need to explain.

Haotian:  …

Do you really understand everything?I deeply doubt it!

Before Haotian finished questioning, Qi Yuan suddenly threw him some documents.

Haotian clicked to accept one by one.

After the file was uploaded, I opened one casually, and closed it again after just looking at it.

Qi Yuan said: This is the article of my gay friend, and it is also about your 123 romance. The pen name is Drunken, and the old driver who writes Xiaohuang articles.

Haotian opened the page of 123 Romance, searched for the author on it, thought about it, and silently collected him.

Qi Yuan sent another message saying: The dramas I received in the earliest days were basically adapted from this author's novels. Every time I edited a drama, except for a few serious lines, I was out of breath most of the time.

Haotian couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth.

Qi Yuandao: But his writing style is really good. Even the whole novel can produce various tricks. He has driven all kinds of mountain bikes, off-road vehicles, convertibles, buses, and trains.

Haotian has clicked on this author's column again, and couldn't help but want to kneel down and worship.

Qi Yuan said: You should read his articles first to find out how you feel. I have a few dramas adapted from his long articles, and I will also send them to you. If you still can’t write after reading and listening, I’ll ask him to give You guide on the spot.

Haotian hurriedly said: "Okay, thank you, Brother Yuan!"

Qi Yuan said: "No need to thank you, why don't you accompany me to pick up a drama and play together. They are all the main characters, short dramas, and there are not too many lines. I originally wanted to ask my brother to act together, but he refused to agree. I'm too embarrassed to find someone else for this kind of drama. If you really want to thank me, then follow this drama.

Haotian thought about it, he should be able to find time for a short play, and his brother helped him a lot, so it would not be good to refuse him, so he agreed.

Qi Yuan was very happy with his understanding of current affairs, and immediately sent him the script and the original work.

Haotian opened the original book, and subconsciously glanced at the name of the original author—Ji Ding Drunk.

He couldn't help falling into silence.

Qi Yuandao: This is his latest short story. I had quit the circle at first, but after seeing it, I found it very interesting. I couldn't help itching, so I decided to find someone to make this drama.I have heard your voice in "The Song of Absolute", and I think it is very suitable for you to play a role with a bit of coolness and abstinence. Here, Xiao Shou has this kind of attribute. He was attacked in a wild cave for the first time. At the time, the kind of shame and forbearance, including the fact that I was already enjoying myself but still refused to cry out, it feels just right for your voice.

Haotian followed his description and brought it into his own brain to make up for it, and then he felt bad all over.

Qi Yuan said: So let's do it, you study the script and the original work carefully, and when you are almost ready, hit me on Penguin, we will go to YY in private to check it out, and start recording if there is no problem.

After thinking for a while, he added: Don't tell my bad brother about this, or you will have a lot of quarrels, and tell him when the show comes out, you know?

Haotian rubbed his forehead and typed: OK_(:3ゝ∠)_

Qi Yuan said: "Then you continue to study the little Huangwen, I'm going to find my boyfriend for sex."

Haotian closed the chat box, hesitated for a moment, and decided to take a look at the legendary Tingda Wen to learn.

This study, he studied for a whole night.

If Qi Jin hadn't knocked on the door outside to tell him to go to bed, he might still be immersed in this big article and couldn't extricate himself.

After reading Tingda's article, Haotian really felt that all his years had been wasted.

He has no idea that there is so much knowledge hidden in making love.

Rubbing his chin and thinking for a while, he decided to experiment with Qi Jin at night to see if he would really have all kinds of strange and interesting reactions as written in Ting Da's article.

Qi Jin, completely unaware that he had been selected as a guinea pig, was lying on the bed with his wife in his arms. He was about to kiss his wife and say a few words of love to her, but unexpectedly his family suddenly entangled him the next moment.

Excited by his daughter-in-law's initiative today, Qi Jin is gearing up for a big fight, but Haotian is one step ahead of him, frequently attacking the well-hidden sensitive spots on his body.

This night, under Haotian's teasing and tossing, Qi Jin almost lost his dignity as a husband. On the contrary, Haotian fell asleep soundly with a full sense of satisfaction, even the corners of his mouth were raised.

【About brother adoption】

A few days ago, Qi Yuan attended his son's parents' meeting for his buddies, and after he came back, he discussed with Tang Yuan whether they should adopt a child as well.

After listening to Qi Yuan's words, Tang Yuan smiled at the computer: "If you like it, we will raise it."

Qi Yuan was so spoiled by his boyfriend that he wished he could die on his body.

A few days later, Qi Yuan took Tang Yuan with him and prepared to go to the Children's Welfare Institute to adopt a child that belonged to them.

Just before going out and walking down a street, Tang Yuan sharply saw a little girl sitting on the curb beside the street, who looked only four or five years old, wiping her tears with her dirty hands.

The two looked at each other and hurried towards the little girl.

The little girl's name is Yun Duo. She said that she came to this city to play with her mother, but she lost her mother without paying attention. She couldn't see her mother. She panicked and shouted everywhere but couldn't find her. I don't know how to come here, and now she can't walk at all, and she doesn't know where her mother is, so she is very sad and scared.

Qi Yuan and Tang Yuan comforted Xiao Yunduo a few words, and then made a plan to take her home first, and then help her to call the police, so that the police can help her contact her mother.

Xiao Yunduo looked at the two big brothers, and felt that they were so good-looking and gentle to her, they shouldn't be bad people, and she really couldn't walk anymore, so she hesitated for a moment before nodding her head in agreement .

When Xiao Yunduo first arrived at Qi Yuan's house, she was quite reserved and nervous, but in one afternoon, she started playing with her two big brothers.

The two brothers are very kind to her, buy her delicious snacks, and play with her.

Before at home, her mother would not allow her to eat many delicious things, and her mother would not allow her to play with the things she wanted to play with. This time she was finally willing to take her out to play, but she got lost with her mother.

When eating at night, Xiao Yunduo keeps looking at the TV with her chopsticks in her mouth, and she is always absent-minded when eating.

Qi Yuan saw what was going on in the little girl's mind, got up and turned on the TV, secretly noticed Xiao Yunduo's expression while changing channels, after half a turn, finally saw Xiao Yunduo's eyes light up, so he put down the remote control and sat next to her Watch it with her.

Sitting opposite Qi Yuan, Tang Yuan saw that he cared so much about this little girl he had never met before. On the one hand, he was a little happy for him, and on the other hand, he was a little jealous. He felt that Qi Yuan, who was always pestering him, suddenly stopped clinging to him. Yes, this strong sense of contrast made him a little bit lost.

After eating, Xiao Yunduo was still watching cartoons in front of the TV, Qi Yuan helped Tang Yuan clean up the dishes on the table, and went into the kitchen with him.

When he was eating just now, he found that Tang Yuan had been eating his meal with his head down, and he didn't peep at him affectionately like usual, and he didn't bring food for himself!

He vaguely sensed that he was a little unhappy, so when he was busy washing the dishes, he leaned over and hugged him from behind, while kissing his neck, he touched his body dishonestly for ignition.

Tang Yuan sighed, and helplessly grabbed his restless hand with wet hands, and said, "Aren't you afraid that the children outside will see it?"

Qi Yuan bit his ear and blew on him viciously, he asked with a smile, "Are you jealous?"

Tang Yuan let go of his hand and continued to wash the dishes, without denying his question.

Qi Yuan hugged him, and looked at his face from the side: "Are you really jealous? Are you jealous of a little baby boy?"

Tang Yuan was silent for a moment, then said, "No."

No wonder!

Qi Yuan narrowed his beautiful eyes, and suddenly leaned over to kiss him.

Tang Yuan subconsciously hid back, leaving Qi Yuan in vain.

Qi Yuan raised his eyebrows, "Do you still dare to hide?"

Tang Yuan lowered his eyelids and said nothing.

Qi Yuan let go of the hand around his waist, leaned back, hooked his fingers and said, "Come here."

Tang Yuan drained the water from the washed bowl, put it aside, and then wiped his hands dry with a clean cloth.

He said: "Stop making trouble, go out first, the little girl won't be able to find you in a while, you have to worry."

Qi Yuan was not in a hurry at all, he raised his hand to touch his lips, and said to him: "Just go out after kissing, otherwise I will always rely on you, let Xiao Yunduo see how we two usually get bored. "

Tang Yuan had no choice but to hold his face and pecked lightly on his lips.

Qi Yuan licked his lips, although he was not satisfied, he turned around and left.

The next day, Qi Yuan took Tang Yuan together and took Xiao Yunduo to the commercial street to buy clothes and toys.

After walking around for a long time, Qi Yuan and Xiao Yunduo were both tired.

Qi Yuan said: "Otherwise, let's go over there and rest for a while, take a breath and go back."

Tang Yuan nodded and said, "Then you go over first, and I'll buy you something to drink."

Qi Yuan waited for Tang Yuan's figure to disappear from sight, then turned his head and said to Xiao Yunduo, "Let's go!"

The two looked at each other with a smile and quickly evacuated.

When Tang Yuan came back with two glasses of drinks, the two people who were sitting in the seats had disappeared.

He frowned, put down the drink in his hand, and called Qi Yuan.

After the bell rang less than three times, the call was cut off by the other party.

Tang Yuan stared at his mobile phone screen, and as expected, he received a text message within a moment.

Qi Yuan: Peekaboo, come to us quickly!

Tang Yuan was a little speechless.

He read the text messages on his mobile phone again, then opened the stool and sat down, and then inserted a straw into the drink he was going to buy for Qi Yuan and drank it himself.

A few seconds later, his phone rang again——

Qi Yuan: Don't drink my drink! ! !

Tang Yuan smiled at the phone, then raised his head and looked around.

There should not be many places where you can hide and not be found, and you can clearly see your position.

He was not in a hurry to find someone, he drank the drink calmly first, then got up slowly, and began to eliminate the places that he thought might be used as hiding places by them one by one.

Tang Yuan knew that Qi Yuan was hiding nearby on purpose, and sent himself a message to reveal his whereabouts, just to make Xiao Yunduo happy.

Although he was a little jealous yesterday, he gradually figured it out later, and felt that the current Qi Yuan was more like the real himself.

In order to spoil the fun by not finding them too quickly, Tang Yuan deliberately bypassed their hiding place, and searched for a long time in places where they would not be found at all, until they searched all the places before arriving at their real hiding place Find them out.

Xiao Yunduo and his two elder brothers had a lot of fun. On the way back, he kept laughing and quacking, and couldn't stop at all. When he got home at night, Qi Yuan bought pizza and cakes for Xiao Yunduo, and opened a three-star restaurant with Tang Yuan and Xiao Yunduo. Personal party.

Halfway through the party, Qi Yuan received a call from the police, saying that they had contacted Xiao Yunduo's mother.

The three had no choice but to suspend their hilarity, packed up their things and took Xiao Yunduo to the police station to find her mother.

Although Xiao Yunduo missed her mother, she had feelings for her two elder brothers after all, and before leaving, she started to cry sadly again.

Qi Yuan is the worst at coaxing people. Seeing her crying, he rubbed his head helplessly, not knowing what to do.

Tang Yuan packed up the things he bought today, then squatted in front of Xiao Yunduo, patted her head and said, "Duoduo doesn't cry, your brother Xiao Yuan will visit you if there is a chance in the future."

Xiao Yunduo wiped away her tears, and asked with her mouth flattened, "What about Brother Yuan?"

Seeing her aggrieved and sad appearance, Tang Yuan softened his heart, hugged her and patted her on the back, and said softly, "Brother Yuan will also visit you, of course."

Xiao Yunduo smiled through tears, and finally swept away the haze.

The two drove Yun Duo to the police station with their things, where they met her mother.

Yun Duo's mother blamed herself very much for her mistakes. Seeing that her daughter was not abducted by bad guys, but was taken care of so well by two strangers, she couldn't express her gratitude in her heart, and kept bowing to the two of them. , I almost knelt down and kowtowed to the two of them.

This made Qi Yuan and Tang Yuan dumbfounded.

The police uncle finally told them to take care of the children and let them go.

On the way back, Qi Yuan opened the car window to let the natural wind blow in and mess up his hair.

He rested his elbows on the car door, propped his chin and looked sideways at Tang Yuan who was concentrating on driving.

Tang Yuan felt the scorching gaze of the person beside him, subconsciously hooked the corner of his lower lip, and asked him, "What do you want to say?"

Qi Yuan squinted his eyes, and said unhappily: "I'm jealous! How dare you hug another woman in front of me just now!"

Tang Yuan couldn't help laughing: "You ran away with other women in the afternoon and played hide and seek with your husband."

Qi Yuan smiled, and leaned over to touch his thigh, "Then we're like this...is it even?"

Tang Yuan was a little annoyed by his touch, and continued driving calmly.

Qi Yuan said: "Don't go home, there is a love hotel not far ahead, go directly there."

Tang Yuan didn't listen to him this time.

Not long after the car drove forward, there was an unfinished building.

Tang Yuan drove the car there directly.

As soon as he stopped, Tang Yuan hugged him impatiently and kissed him.

The two touched and flirted with each other in the car, and soon ignited their respective flames.

Tang Yuan hugged him out of the car panting|breathing, and just as soon as he entered the building, he pushed him down and tore|teared his clothes.

The two of them collided and rubbed fiercely, and the temperature where their skin touched was terribly high.

After several rounds of fighting, both of them were sweating profusely, and their bodies were wet|sticky.

Qi Yuan looked at the pinched red marks on his waist and thighs, and couldn't help complaining: "You pinched me red again!"

Tang Yuan showed his back to him, and said helplessly, "If you hadn't been naughty and caught these cat paw prints for me, would I have lost control in the end?"

Qi Yuan smiled very happily, "I'm so excited about you, I scratched it without paying attention. I will try to be more careful next time."

Tang Yuan raised his eyebrows: "Next time?"

Qi Yuan thought for a while, and tentatively said, "How about...do it again?"

The night was fading, and in an unoccupied building on the corner of the street, there was a lot of panting and ambiguous voices.

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