Living with a male god, I am so good [network distribution]

The two played nonsense while playing against each other, and they didn't go to bed until very late.Early the next morning, Qi Jin got up and realized that the company was being squeezed.

After ten o'clock, Haotian finally woke up.He rubbed his eyes and got up, went to the bathroom to wash up, and when he was brushing his teeth in front of the mirror, he found that there were several more marks on his neck and collarbone, and the lower collar could not cover it well. Yihong felt that he had to find a shirt to wear when going out tonight.

After washing, he took out the dirty clothes from the clothes basket in the corner and washed them casually. When he got to Qi Jin's underwear, he purposely compared his with his own, and then blushed again.

Hanging all the washed clothes on the balcony, Haotian wiped the water on his hands, and decided to go downstairs to find a market to buy some food, make a four-treasure soup, and take it to Qi Jin to moisten his throat at night.

The place where Qi Jin lives is a newly built community, and the surrounding facilities are not yet complete, so he has to walk a certain distance to go to the market.

Haotian asked the security guard at the gate for the route to the market, and walked there slowly without rushing.

Halfway through the walk, the phone in my trouser pocket buzzed and vibrated.

He took it out and saw it was Su Xiong.

Haotian remembered that Su Xiong lied about the military situation and lied to him that Qi Jin had been beaten badly, so he picked up the phone and planned to ask the teacher for the crime.

Unexpectedly, before he could speak, he heard Su Xiong crying miserably over there: "Every day!!! Help!!!"

Haotian was startled, frowned and asked him, "What's wrong with you?"

Su Xiong cried more and more: "I, I, I! I'm going to be fucked!"

Haotian stopped in his tracks immediately and asked him, "Who are you going to get fucked by?"

Su Xiong wailed: "Pervert doctor!"

Haotian was not sure: "Is it the one from the pet hospital in our community?"

Su Xiong cried and said, "Who else but him!!"

Haotian was relieved immediately, and continued to walk to the vegetable market, saying: "Congratulations, you finally got your wish and donated your little daisy."

Su Xiong said angrily: "Congratulations Maoxian!!! That guy is not human at all! He is a pervert!!"

Haotian said: "Oh."

Su Xiong went crazy: "What are you!! Shouldn't you be asking at this time, 'Why did you say that'!"

Haotian said: "You will tell me if I don't ask."

Su Xiong can't control that much anymore, he just wants to find someone to complain about the tree hole, he said: "That guy is very perverted, he has all kinds of weird hobbies."

Haotian asked cooperatively: "What strange habit? Will you be given an injection?"

Su Xiong said: "Fucking! I found a box in his house, which contained a lot of strange props, such as handcuffs, chains, electric batons, handcuffs, horsewhip, syringes, the most terrifying thing is what? There are electric shock devices!!"

Haotian's focus was all wrong, and he was surprised: "You actually went to his house? It's developing so fast? What about the middle process, tell me about it."

Su Xiong was successfully taken away from the topic by him: "There is no process, it was just my brain twitch, I ran to his locker room to block him, asked him if he played online matching, asked him to tell me the vest, and then he told me I said he was drunk and drunk."

Haotian: "..." He had to sigh, the world is so small!

He asked, "And then?"

Su Xiong recalled: "Then I said 'oh that's all right' and I was going to leave. I didn't expect to be blocked by him before I took two steps, and then he slammed me and kissed me!"

Haotian: "Wow!"

Su Xiong said: "After being kissed forcibly, I felt very humiliated. How could I get my first kiss so easily!!! Then I pushed him against the wall and kissed him back ! His mouth was swollen, and the corner of his mouth was bitten hahahaha!"

Haotian: "..." Damn mentally retarded!

Su Xiong was so happy that he couldn't stop at all: "Then I was proud, he suddenly pulled out a rope from his closet, and came at me fiercely! Fuck it's scary!"

Haotian said: "What is he doing with the rope? Want to play bondage with you?"

Su Xiong said angrily: "I don't care what the hell I want to play, I just ran away anyway, and I swore that I would never see him again in this life, if I go to see him again, I will be fucked by him!"

Haotian: "Pfft!" So the flag must not be set casually.

He smiled and asked, "What happened later? Why did you go to him again?"

Su Xiong was a little dejected: "My eunuch is sick again, and it's quite serious... I originally wanted to take the eunuch to another pet hospital, but the eunuch was not happy, as if he only wanted to see the perverted doctor, so I had no choice but to take him there .”

Haotian smiled and said: "This shows that you are destined, even the eunuch is helping you."

Su Xiong said: "Damn! I don't want to be predestined with perverts!"

Haotian laughed and said, "You're so arrogant!"

Su Xiong suddenly remembered his current situation, and cried again: "Damn it, I just chatted with you, what should I do now, please help me!"

Haotian said: "I still don't know what's wrong with you, how can I save you?"

Su Xiong said: "Isn't my eunuch sick? Isn't it quite serious? I have to take care of it every day, but the hospital is full now and there is no room, so he suggested to take the eunuch to his house. Of course I don't like it." , Why should he take my eunuch away! He refused him, but he said that if he didn’t go to his house, there would be no rule of law, let me take him to another place, wow! I’m afraid of him? I’m going to pick up the eunuch and leave. But I didn't expect the eunuch to be so worthless, biting that perverted clothes and not letting go! Paralyzed, it's really embarrassing for me!"

Haotian asked: "So you agreed?"

Su Xiong said: "I can only agree, but I am afraid that he wants to misbehave with my eunuch, so he said that I must follow, the pervert agreed without even a moment's hesitation, and said that he wanted me to move in directly and take care of the eunuch It's also convenient. I think so, so I agreed..."

He went on to say: "At the beginning, he was quite normal. Oh, he also has a dog at home, named Monk, who is a... Teddy. The eunuch is very happy to see him, and he plays very well with him every day , is also very cooperative with the treatment, I see the eunuch is happy, and I am also very happy for him. Unexpectedly, it has only been three days!"

He raised his volume: "Three days! Only three days! That monk fucked our eunuch! Damn it! Teddy, the god damn the air, really lives up to his reputation, even the eunuch!"

Haotian was a little embarrassed: "Isn't your eunuch a male?"

Su Xiong said: "The Marquis said that his teddy is a little dog."

Haotian: "..."

He said: "So, your eunuch has been fucked like this?" It's true that a dog follows its master, and raising a dog is the fate of being fucked.

Su Xiong ignored him, and continued: "After my eunuch was fucked, I was so angry, I was so angry that I could almost spit out fire! I know that Marquis really hates people waking him up when he is sleeping , so I woke him up when he was sleeping! Hahahaha the moment he woke him up, do you know how cool it is for Baba! I almost laughed with my arms crossed! But Baba is not happy yet When I got up, his waking up anger scared me back."

Haotian couldn't hold back: "Hahahaha!"

Su Xiong was angry: "You're still laughing! Do you have any humanity! Are you gay! Baba wants to break up with you!"

Haotian suppressed a smile and said, "Stop laughing, stop laughing, and continue talking."

Su Xiong snorted unhappily, and said: "He got up very angry, I thought he was going to stab me to death with a knife! In the end, he just pushed me on the bed and ravaged me hard."

Haotian has a deep meaning: "Oh~"

Su Xiong laughed bitterly: "Then, he locked me in the current room, said to go back to catch up on sleep first, and then come to clean me up after finishing up, and said that he will fuck me just like the monk fucked the eunuch."

Haotian: "Hahahahahahahaha!"

Su Xiong couldn't bear it anymore: "Do you have any humanity! Is the boat of our friendship about to sink!"

Haotian laughed for a long time before forcing himself to stop. He rubbed his stomach that hurt from laughing, and gave him a bad idea: "Since it's already like this, then you might as well take a good guy and wait for him to throw himself into the net."

Su Xiong didn't react, and asked him: "What do you mean?"

Haotian explained: "Didn't he come to fuck you? Then you fuck him instead!"

Su Xiong counseled: "How can I do that, I'm a pure zero."

Haotian hates iron but steel: "Even if you can't fuck him, you can still use those props to protect yourself. For example, you can use handcuffs..."

Su Xiong had a sudden realization, and rushed to say: "Cuff him with me, so that he can't fuck me conveniently! This is a good idea!"

Haotian: "..." No wonder you were fucked.

Su Xiong was still picking up the props in the box: "Vibrator? This can also be used. After I handcuff him, I will use this to vibrate him so that he dares to fuck me!"

Haotian thought to himself: "Maybe that thing will shake someone's head later."

Su Xiong picked and picked, prepared all the equipment, and said to the phone: "Okay, Baba has all the equipment stuffed into his trousers, as long as he comes in later... Damn!"

Haotian had already reached the vegetable market, and was holding up the phone to pick vegetables at a stall, when he suddenly heard Su Xiong's scream, his hands trembled in fright, and the tomatoes he just picked up rolled back.

He was a little embarrassed, straightened up under the angrily gaze of the vegetable seller, changed to the next one, and complained to the phone at the same time: "What are you talking about? Damn it!"

No one spoke on the other end of the phone, only a shrill scream could be heard: "Mom—! Help—!! Ah—! No——! Forgive me—I won’t dare again—!!"

Hearing this voice, Haotian guessed that the elder brother doctor probably woke up and was busy training Erxiong. He silently mourned for Su Xiong's little chrysanthemum for a second, and was about to hang up the phone and concentrate on picking vegetables. Seeing that Shen Xilu's hands and feet were wrapped in bandages, he looked at himself in astonishment with the support of others.