Living with a male god, I am so good [network distribution]

When Haotian heard him mention Shen Xilu, he frowned, typed and asked: What's wrong?what happened?

Su Xiong probably felt that typing was too troublesome, so he simply called him.

"Every day!!!" Su Xiong cried and said, "That buddy is really poisonous!!"

Haotian comforted a few times and asked, "What's the matter? Why is the eunuch sick?"

Su Xiong said: "I was a little busy two days ago, so I didn't take much care of it. Later, I found that the eunuch had been lying under the cabinet in the corner of my house, and sometimes I could see that man surnamed Shen squatting in front of the cabinet and chatting with my eunuch. What, at first I thought he was playing with the eunuch, but I didn't pay attention to it, but two days ago, I don't know what happened, my eunuch suddenly vomited! Ahhh, I almost collapsed! You didn't see it , he is so pitiful!"

Haotian quickly asked: "Then where are you now? How is the eunuch?"

Su Xiong sniffed and said: "In the pet hospital in our community, and then I saw an acquaintance here..."

Haotian vaguely felt that the acquaintance he saw should have some kind of story, so he asked: "What acquaintance?"

Su Xiong said: "Do you still remember the last time my male god was sick, did you ask me to go downstairs to buy medicine for him?"

Haotian didn't know why this matter was related to Qi Jin again, subconsciously said "um", and said: "I have a little impression, what's the matter?"

Su Xiong lowered his voice slightly, and said: "Didn't I meet a very annoying and cold doctor in the community hospital that time? I thought that doctor was new to the community hospital, but I brought the eunuch to the hospital two days ago Only the pet hospital knew that the doctor was from the pet hospital..."

Haotian couldn't laugh or cry, so the doctor who prescribed Qi Jin that time was actually a veterinarian?

Su Xiong said: "Don't tell me the god! If he knows that I asked a dog doctor to prescribe medicine for him, he will probably kill me."

Haotian smiled: "No, at most I will blackmail you."

Su Xiong burst into tears: "Then why not kill me!!!"

Haotian: "..."

He doesn't understand the stakes, you guys really know how to play with your brains.

He said, "So how is the eunuch doing now?"

Su Xiong chuckled: "Seeing that veterinarian, he is much better."

Haotian: "..."

Is he better or are you better?

Su Xiong said: "You don't even know, that doctor is a handsome guy!! Although the first time I met him, I thought he was aloof and annoying, but this time I saw him again, I feel that he is much better, and he is much more pleasing to the eye. And he is so gentle to my eunuch! I'm so jealous of the eunuch!"

Haotian silently rolled his eyes.

Su Xiong suddenly remembered something, and said: "By the way, that Shen Xilu, did he say how long he would stay here before? Does he want to work or not?"

Haotian didn't expect that Shen Xilu would be so troublesome at first. He felt that his mother and his mother were good friends, and his mother asked him to take care of him in person. Xiong temporarily borrowed him to live for a while.But judging from the current situation, if he doesn't move out again, it will probably bring troubles to Su Xiong's normal life.

He thought for a while and said, "Otherwise, I'll have a good talk with him these two days to see if I can let him move out. I'm causing you trouble these days."

When he was talking, Qi Jin happened to come over with a plate of watermelon cut into pieces. Hearing what Haotian said, he resolutely leaned over and sat next to him. While listening to him talking on the phone, he picked up a piece of watermelon and fed him mouth to mouth.

Su Xiong sighed and said: "Actually, it's not too much trouble. After all, he is your friend. You don't need to rush to find him. It seems that we are stingy. Just ask him what he plans. It’s good to have a bottom line in my heart.”

Qi Jin fed another piece of watermelon to Haotian, leaned closer to the phone and said, "Don't expect him to have any plans, he is just waiting for his book to be done and sold, how can he find any job."

Hearing Qi Jin's voice, Su Xiong subconsciously said excitedly: "Aww! God!!"

Haotian glanced at him lightly, and spat out the watermelon seeds in his hand.

Qi Jin smiled flatteringly at him, leaned over to kiss him, but was avoided by Haotian, he simply hooked his arms around his neck, and kissed him forcefully.

Su Xiong on the other end of the phone heard the voice and gossiped: "Male god, are you doing something harmonious!"

Qi Jin threw away the watermelon seeds in his hand, held the watermelon in one hand, hooked his neck with the other hand and held his mobile phone in his hand, put his face close to his face, and deliberately said in his usual voice when acting in dramas : "Yes, do you want to listen to the live broadcast?"

"Damn it!!!" Su Xiong almost jumped up on the spot, "Live streaming please! HD uncensored please! God damn him! Yala's card!"

Haotian snatched his mobile phone: "Do you want to die?!"

Su Xiong smiled incomparably lewdly: "Tian Tian, ​​holding it in for too long is not good for your health. As your good buddy, I suggest you to experience the great harmony of life with my male god hahahahaha!"

Haotian was almost pissed off by his bad friend, he blushed and gritted his teeth: "Don't be too happy, maybe you will be pushed down and explode when you leave the door soon!"

Su Xiong said "slightly slightly" to him cheaply, "I don't believe that the flag you set up will be effective for me. I have already come out now, and I haven't seen anyone... Damn it!"

Halfway through the conversation, Su Xiong yelled shit and then suddenly fell silent. Haotian took down the phone to take a look, and called out, "Er Xiong? What's wrong with you?"

He didn't hear a reply after calling, he turned his head to look at Qi Jin, and blinked innocently: "Could it be that he was really pushed down by someone?"

Qi Jin stared at his face, then paused and said, "I don't know if he was fucked or not, but if you act cute again, I don't guarantee that I won't lose my mind and push you down!"

Hearing the words, Haotian was so frightened that he distanced himself from him all of a sudden, and said in a panic, "Don't act recklessly!"

Qi Jin pursed his lips: "You are my wife now, how can you say you are messing around! If I went to someone else behind your back, then it would be called messing around."

Haotian sneered: "If you have the ability to say that you have the ability, go!"

Qi Jin stood up and made a gesture to leave, "I'm really going!"

Haotian didn't even look at him: "If you go, don't come back! I will immediately tear up the contract when you step out of this door today, and the money will not be refunded."

Qi Jin didn't really want to leave at first, but now he came back as soon as he said it, and bent over and hugged his thigh by the way: "Daughter-in-law, I was wrong! I promise not to step out of this door! I will never go out! You rush I won't go! But then I can only sleep with you in my arms, and I can't take a shower, and I can't go back to the room to get my underwear. I can only ask my wife to give me alms, but will you wear it? Getting up a little tight?"

Haotian: "..." He really has never seen anyone more rascal than him.

The two were messing around, when Haotian's cell phone rang again suddenly.

"Erxiong?!" Haotian answered the phone in seconds, with a worried tone: "What's wrong with you, why did you get disconnected just now?"

Su Xiong's voice sounded a little breathless: "Just now when I came out of the pet hospital, my eunuch rushed out like crazy. I thought he was going to bite someone because he was stimulated, but after I ran after him, I found out that he was watching It's that handsome doctor... this silly dog! It's worthless!"

Hearing that he was fine, Haotian secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time sighed in his heart, what kind of owner really raises what kind of dog.

He said: "It's good that it's okay, I thought you were really hit by me, and people pushed you down."

Su Xiong's voice faltered a bit: "That...in fact..."

"Huh?" It seems that Su Xiong is in trouble!Haotian raised his eyebrows, and asked, "Actually, what?"

Su Xiong was shy and even changed his voice: "Actually, I was very happy to see that doctor Shuaibi. He happened to help me cure the eunuch, so I invited him to my house for dinner."

Fuck!What is this God unfolding?

Haotian asked: "Does the doctor also live in our community? He promised you?"

Su Xiong continued to say shyly: "No, he rejected me very coolly."

Haotian: "..." Rejected, you are so shy!

Su Xiong said: "But he is very handsome! Even the gesture of rejecting me is so handsome! Why did I think he was annoying at the beginning~"

Haotian seemed to smell a breath of spring, and asked him: "Could it be that you are in estrus?"

Su Xiong said solemnly: "The estrus period has passed, and now they are all entering the hunger and thirst period."

Haotian: "..." He wanted to hang up the phone!

Su Xiong thought for a while, and suddenly said seriously: "I've decided! I want to chase after a handsome doctor! When I catch him, I'll give him my tender little daisy!"

Haotian was speechless: "...you work hard!"

Su Xiong said: "Go to your house to discuss the battle strategy! By the way, take my eunuch to have a meal. Just wait! I must dedicate the little Daisy before you!!!"

Haotian: "..." Who wants to compare this with you!

After hanging up the phone, Haotian suddenly found that Qi Jin, who was watching the whole process, was sitting next to him and staring at him eagerly. He looked away uncomfortably, and said, "Erxiong will come to eat later... I'll cook first .”

Qi Jin's eyes seemed to be on fire, he grabbed Haotian who was about to run away, forced him to look at him, and said: "As a male god, I must lead by example and set a good example for fans. It’s good to be compared by fans.”

Haotian felt that his current appearance was particularly scary, and swallowed subconsciously: "...so?"

Qi Jin said sternly: "So! Why don't we consummate the house now!"