Living with a male god, I am so good [network distribution]

Haotian's eyelids twitched, completely ignorant of their world.However, since Su Xiong had been his classmate for four years and was his neighbor, he kindly reposted it for him.

After forwarding Weibo, Su Xiong finally let him go to sleep.Haotian turned off the computer and climbed into bed, and soon fell into a sound sleep.

When he woke up the next day, there was no one at home.

Haotian rubbed his eyes and looked at the phone, and found that it was already eleven o'clock at noon, so he hurriedly got up to brush his teeth and wash his face.

While standing in front of the mirror and brushing his teeth, he took a look at himself in the mirror.

Although he is 25 years old this year, the face reflected in the mirror is obviously about 17 or 8 years old.Just because of his baby face, he had made many jokes.

In addition to having a baby face, Haotian also has a pair of cat-like round eyes, and the corners of his mouth are naturally raised, making people feel that he is smiling all the time.

He spit out the foam in his mouth, rinsed it with clean water, and then grinned at the mirror, and the person in the mirror immediately showed a small pointed canine tooth.Haotian touched the canine tooth, and closed his mouth in frustration. He always thought his canine tooth was so ugly that he didn't dare to laugh in front of people.

After washing up, he went to the kitchen to get some food. After filling his stomach, he went back to his room to type.

He coded this code for an afternoon.When he came back to his senses, it was dark outside.

Haotian saved the file, stretched himself, and got ready to cook.As soon as I stood up, I found the notification light on the phone blinking.In order not to be interrupted in his thinking, he usually puts his mobile phone on silent when he is typing, and then turns his mobile phone back when the coding is finished, but this often causes him to miss many messages.

He grabbed his phone, tuned the voice first, and then opened the inbox.There's only one unread message in his inbox, from his gay roommate.

Qi Jin: I have an appointment with friends tonight, and I may have to go back later~(≧▽≦)/~Don’t wait for me for dinner!

Haotian rolled his eyes and said to himself, who will wait for you!After thinking about it, I replied "yes" to him, and then threw away the phone and went to the kitchen to cook.

Since he was the only one eating at night, Haotian didn't bother to make too complicated things. He rummaged through the refrigerator, took out the leftover rice from last night, and made fried rice with soy sauce.After the rice was ready, he suddenly realized that he seemed to have overcooked it by accident. He was the only one eating it, so why did he cook the rice for two people!What a waste!

Sighing, he took out a plate, filled it full, and just as he took it out, he heard a knock on the door.

Could it be that guy Qi Jin is back?Didn't he say he would come back later!

Haotian put the plate on the small dining table in the living room, wiped his hands on the apron, and walked quickly to open the door.

After opening the door, he found that it was not Qi Jin but Su Xiong standing outside, he stared at Su Xiong's face for two seconds, and calmly wanted to close the door.

Fortunately, Su Xiong reacted quickly and squeezed in through the crack of the door before he completely closed the door.

"How can you close the door! Where did the four years of friendship between classmates go?!" Su Xiong started yelling as soon as he came in.

Haotian turned around and returned to the dining table, not forgetting to say to him: "The boat of friendship capsizes as soon as it says it will."

"Pfft! Enough!" Su Xiong followed him to the dining table, saw that he was eating fried rice with a spoon, couldn't help but smacked his lips, and asked, "Is there any more rice?"

Haotian raised his chin at him, "There is in the pot, fill it yourself."

Su Xiong Pi Dian Pi Dian went to the kitchen, and after a while, he brought out a plate, sat opposite Hao Tian and chatted with him while eating.

Seeing that the food he ate voraciously was delicious, Haotian couldn't help asking: "Have you not eaten for a few days?"

Su Xiong didn't look like he was eating, his mouth was full, and he replied inarticulately: "I just finished eating."

Haotian: "..." Just finished eating and still eating so cruelly?Are you fucking kidding me? !

Su Xiong finished his meal in a flustered manner, patted his stomach and burped, and sat down on the chair contentedly, "Haotian, your cooking is really delicious, every time I come to you, I can't help it Eat more."

Haotian twitched the corner of his mouth: "You are too exaggerated, it's just fried rice."

Su Xiong was very dissatisfied with his nonchalant attitude, "How can you say that! You are blaspheming food! Can't fried rice be delicious!!!"

Haotian pursed his lips, didn't want to pay attention to him, and continued to eat with his head down.

After he finished eating, he raised his head and asked, "So why did you come to see me?" Could it be that he just came to have a meal?And it's fried rice...

Su Xiong remembered his purpose after he reminded him, he stretched his neck and looked around, and asked strangely: "Where's the handsome bike you mentioned yesterday?"

"Haven't come back yet." Haotian pouted, "Why are you looking for him?"

Su Xiong smiled innocently, "I'm curious, I want to see what the legendary handsome man looks like, and by the way, make sure if I am handsome."

Haotian gave him a supercilious look very bluntly.

Su Xiong said: "But when it comes to Shuaibi, I did meet a Shuaibi when I was walking the dog this morning! Fuck! That's really a Shuaibi! The whole person is shining! Especially dazzling! "

Haotian was very speechless for his lack of adjectives, "Then what? Did you confess to that handsome guy?"

"Confession bastard!" Su Xiong jumped at the table, "That handsome guy's face is indeed handsome, but his personality is really bad!!"

Haotian looked at his dining table distressedly, seeing that Su Xiong hadn't slapped him apart, he breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "Why is your character so bad? It makes me happy to say it."

Su Xiong said angrily: "When he passed by my dog, my dog ​​probably also thought he was handsome, so he wagged his tail and snored a few times, but that bastard actually thought my dog ​​was ugly! He also said that my dog The dog looks like me! Let me ask you, does my eunuch look like me?!!!”

Haotian thought that a person who would name his dog "Eunuch" would not have high taste, but after thinking about it carefully, Su Xiong's eunuch did look a bit like him, with round faces and dark skin. She has a slightly rough personality, but when she meets a handsome guy, she becomes shy and becomes a nympho.

He said honestly, "Like."

Su Xiong immediately became angry: "Several friendship for 3 minutes!"

Haotian held back his smile and bargained with him: "How about 5 minutes?"

Su Xiong feels that his best friend who has been in the same class for four years has changed!

He was heartbroken: "Haotian, you have learned badly, did that handsome bikini teach you badly! You were not like this before."

Haotian asked curiously, "What was I like before?"

Su Xiong said: "You used to be soft, cute and dull, and occasionally a little frizzy, but now, hey... the world is going down, people's hearts are not old!"

Haotian didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Fuck you, you're just dumbfounded and furious."

Su Xiong tutted his tongue and said: "Look, look, you deliberately ignored the soft and cute, what a scheming boy! What a scheming boy."

Haotian kicked him under the table, knowing that he had nothing serious to do, so he stood up and put away the dishes to wash in the kitchen.

Seeing that he was going to leave, Su Xiong got up and followed him to the kitchen.

Haotian put down the plate, grabbed the rag and threw it to him, and scolded with a smile: "Don't make trouble, go outside and help clean the table."

Su Xiong had no choice but to take the rag and go out reluctantly, pulling his neck while walking outside and shouting: "Haotian, you have changed!"

Haotian shook his head helplessly, rolled up his sleeves, turned on the faucet and began to wash the dishes, Su Xiong's muttering outside was quickly covered by the sound of water flowing.

Su Xiong didn't know that Haotian couldn't hear him, and he was still chattering endlessly.

As he wiped the table, he remembered the good-looking guy with bad character he met when he got up in the morning, so he took the table as that person's face, and wiped it vigorously, wishing to wipe his handsome face Only to relieve my anger.

While wiping, he suddenly heard a knock from the door.Su Xiong guessed who came back after only a short thought, so he kept wiping the table with his hands, but raised his head high, his eyes were shining brightly, and he looked expectantly at the door.

However, when the other party opened the door and walked in, facing him face to face, the anticipation on Su Xiong's face finally turned into astonishment, and finally turned into a furious roar.

Then, under the impetus of this roar, he threw the rag in his hand directly on the opponent's face.