Living with a male god, I am so good [network distribution]

It seems that Ji can always see countless pink bubbles spreading between Qi Jin and Haotian.

Don't be too tacit and natural in jq interaction, dear!Do you remember that you are a straight man! !

Back home, Haotian booked his weekend home tickets online, then dug out a backpack and started packing.

This time, because he only went back for two days, he didn't have any important things to bring, so his luggage was packed quickly.

Putting the whole luggage aside, Haotian opened the author's backstage to take a look habitually, and then found that he had nearly 20 more comments in almost every chapter, which made his hand tremble and he closed it directly. page.

It must be the wrong way for him to open the background!

Haotian waited for a while, and then logged into the background again, only to find that those extra comments still existed.

Could it be that the web server is pumping again?

Everything else about their website is good, the only downside is that the server is really slow! !

On average, there is a small amount of vaping every three days, and a major vaping every five days. There is a small amount of vaping at any time. If you want to avoid being vaping, you have no other way but to accumulate character.

Although he thought it was the website's cheating, he still opened the received comments and looked, which shocked him again.

It turns out that those extra comments all come from the same person and the same vest, and the content of the other party's comments is almost the same——

Red Braised Pork Rib Rice: Plant a mine and blow the author out!

In , there is an incentive reward system for authors called Overlord Tickets.Readers support their favorite authors and articles by voting, and such votes need to be exchanged for RMB.Voting is divided into five levels, namely mines, grenades, rocket launchers, shallow water bombs, and deep water torpedoes. The corresponding denominations are 1, 5, 10, 50, and 100.

When readers read the text, if they are poked to be cute and cool, they will throw a landmine casually to encourage them, and the author can receive the landmines from readers is also a sign of affirmation.But most readers basically just throw a few yuan of mine for fun, and only a very small number of rich readers will "wave a small hand, deep water piles up" when facing their own natal authors.

Haotian had also received thunder from little angels before, and he was about to roll happily on the bed with three or four of them. The ticket system commented, and the whole person was in a dumbfounded state.

After being confused for a while, he hurriedly opened his income column and found that this month's income increased by more than 500 yuan every minute!

You know, the overlord tickets are shared 5:5 between the author and the website!He earned 500 yuan more, which means that the reader should have actually spent 1000 yuan! !

Gosh!So what's going on here?Did he really meet a local tyrant? !

However, seeing the tone of this girl named Red Braised Pork Rib Rice, he felt that she should not be too old, and she probably still looked like she was still in school. He really felt guilty for letting an adult who had graduated for many years take a little girl's money. Ashamed.

So he randomly opened a comment and clicked to reply, trying to see if he could talk to this little angel.

Red Braised Pork Rib Rice: Plant a mine and blow the author out!

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The author replied: I saw those mines that the little angels smashed, and it cost you money (w) But reading the article is just for fun, if you like it, just cast a mine or two for fun, there is no need to spend so much money, you put Your customer number told me, I will return the money to you~ After sending the message, Haotian minimized the page and opened the document code word.

When he came back after coding a chapter, he found that the little angel had replied to him again.

Red braised pork ribs rice: qaq, don’t you like me!Why pay me back the money!Daddy, I want to confess to you, I like you so much (w)

Haotian was so cute by his little angel, but he still replied to her: I like you too~ But I am very happy that you can read the text!There is no need to spend so much money_(: 3ゝ∠)_

After Qi Jin next door saw the sentence "I like you too" that Haotian replied to him, his whole body was turbulent, but he thought that when he said this sentence, he didn't say it to himself, but to him. Looking at a stranger he didn't know at all, he couldn't help feeling a little jealous again!

Their family can say that they like this kind of words casually to others every day!It's so indiscreet!

But after thinking that the other person was him, Qi Jin couldn't restrain his joy, and couldn't be more contradictory.

Haotian spends most of the night communicating with this little angel, hoping that she can send him her customer number so that he can return the money to her, but the other party is very stubborn, except for talking to him over and over again. In addition to the advertisement, I was stunned to refuse to disclose half of the customer number information.

In the end, Haotian had been completely lost his temper by her, so he reluctantly accepted her "love", but he still felt uneasy in his heart. Although he agreed to accept it, he still sent her several red envelopes in succession. It wasn't until his account balance was sent to 0 that he went to bed contentedly.

The next day, he spent a whole day in the room typing, until he wrote out all the manuscripts saved for four days and threw them into the manuscript box. Then he breathed a sigh of relief and went to the next door to knock on Qi Jin's door.

Qi Jin was discussing a new drama with his good friend Fan Chen at the time, because there were a lot of sex toys in the drama, and Fan Chen didn't understand a lot of them, so he asked Qi to come in and give him some science.For the convenience of explaining, Qi Jin opened Taobao to search for keywords, and explained to him while looking for pictures. When encountering key points, he enlarged the picture and gave him detailed screenshots.

When the knock on the door sounded, Qi Jin was in the middle of talking, so he didn't think about it, he just called in and continued typing to start the class for Fan Chen.

Xie Mei Wang Ye Mo Yun Jiuzhou: This thing used to be uncharged, and it was basically used manually. The user experience is said to be poor, but now it is generally upgraded and improved. Not only has an electric remote control been added, but also an app made by specialized technicians. , so that users can interact with the 3D characters in the app during use, so as to achieve better results and reach climax in minutes.I heard from my friend who owns a sex toy store that many users sent him private messages telling him that because they used it too well, they blew up on people on the app as soon as they couldn’t help it, and several of them were broken. Mobile phone, my friend wants to find cooperation with a mobile phone seller [doge]

Hearing Qi Jin's voice, Haotian pushed the door open and walked in. He just took a step when he saw all kinds of strange big pictures of pornographic objects stacked on his screen, some of which were even large in scale, without any size. It was really high-definition and uncensored, and he suddenly felt blind.

Qi Jin finished typing the last paragraph in his hand and sent it. Before the other party could reply, he turned his face and saw Haotian at the door looking at him with a strange look, and asked a little blankly: "What's wrong?"

Haotian uncomfortably moved his eyes away from his yellow and violent computer screen, coughed and said, "You... why don't you be busy first?"

Qi Jin followed his line of sight for a look, and immediately groaned.He hurriedly blocked the screen with his body, stretched out his hands and explained to him: "This is a misunderstanding, it's really not what you think!"

Haotian gave him a clear expression, and said: "You don't need to explain, I understand, we are all adults, this kind of thing is fine, but when you use it in the future, can you lock the door?"

Qi Jin covered his face, not knowing how to explain it to him, "It's really not what you think, I was just explaining the usage to friends..." When it came to the end, even he himself felt that the description was getting darker and darker. Suspected, explaining how to use it, it sounds very unscrupulous! !With a broken face, he gave a weak explanation: "...it's really not what you think!"

Haotian showed him a smiling face: "Oh."

Qi Jin almost felt like crying, he silently wiped his face, and asked powerlessly, "What's the matter with you looking for me just now?"

Haotian originally came to him because he wanted to ask him to go to the supermarket to buy something together. He will go home tomorrow and will not be here for two days on the weekend. He was worried that Qi Jin would not have anything to eat, so he wanted to go buy some quick-frozen dumplings with him. Simple and fast food like this, save time when he came back and found Qi Jin starved to death at home.

But now he suddenly realizes that he seems to be a little worried too much. No matter what, Qi Jin is already an adult. He can go to another city to go to school by himself, and he can run away from school to rent a house. In Two-dimensional Zhong is still a well-known big brother, so it is completely unnecessary for me to worry about him.

He smiled and said, "It's nothing, I'll leave early tomorrow morning, take good care of your house for the next two days, remember to bring your keys when you go out, don't burn the house down, don't let anyone take your house away."

Qi Jin covered his chest, "Why do you sound like you are talking to a mentally handicapped person?"

Haotian was amused by him, and teased: "Aren't you?"

The daughter-in-law said yes...so be it.Qi Jin thought silently in his heart, and at the same time did not forget to feel sorry for himself for three seconds.

He suddenly changed the subject and asked, "By the way, what time do you leave tomorrow morning? Do you want me to see you off?"

Haotian shook his head and refused resolutely: "No need, I don't bring much, and I take the subway to get there directly. Besides, I left early, so you should get a good night's sleep."

Qi Jin wanted to say something more to fight for it, but Haotian cut off his words and said: "Okay, that's all I want to say, you can do your work, I'll go back to sleep."

Although he was going back to sleep, Haotian didn't feel sleepy at all when he lay down.

After tossing and turning on the bed with the rabbit in his arms for a long time, he finally gave up the idea of ​​going to bed early and grabbed his phone to log on to Weibo.

There are not many people following Haotian's Weibo, except for some Duan Zishou public accounts, the rest are basically gay friends he has known through writing, and then there are Wang Ye and Su Xiong.

He first clicked on Su Xiong's homepage and glanced at it, and found that Su Xiong had been very quiet these days, except for reposting his Dragon Boat Festival drama, there was no other content.

After exiting Su Xiong's homepage, Haotian clicked into Wangye's homepage again, and then he saw Wangye reposted a Weibo more than ten minutes ago——

cv Jiuzhou is the prince: My concubine, you are naughty again [doge]//Mu Feng: Hang an old driver [doge][doge] The last one is the stupid daily life of your prince, keep your eyes open and take a closer look, He is such a prince, yes! [image][image][image][image]

Haotian clicked on the four screenshots one by one. The first three were the descriptions of the types of sex toys and how to use them. Haotian only looked at one of them and turned it off. He thought it should be It was the friend who Qi Jin had just told him to "explain the usage to friends".

Then he clicked on the last picture. In the end, this picture is no longer those pornographic things that make people blush and heartbeat, but a very daily conversation between the prince and his gay friend.

The conversation seemed plain, but it was full of jq, and the prince called him "Aifei", which made Haotian slightly interested in him.

He is no stranger to the name cv Mufeng. When he was searching dramas before, he often saw the cooperation between Wang Ye and him. Even his Dragon Boat Festival drama was co-starred by the two of them.Because his sense of presence is so high, Haotian paid special attention to his voice when listening to dramas before, and felt that his voice and the voice of the prince really matched well, but he didn’t know who this Mu Feng was in reality. Not a tall, strong, muscular guy?

... But judging by the sound, it shouldn't be.

If such a pleasing voice is matched with such a body, wouldn't it be Nezha!

Haotian was caught laughing by his own weird brain hole. After laughing, he decisively decided to dig out the good night welfare that Qi Jin sent him first, set it as a single loop, and forced himself to fall asleep.