Living with a male god, I am so good [network distribution]

Opening the private message on Weibo, Haotian first received an unread message from the other party——

cv Kyushu is the prince: cute~ It’s convenient to add a penguin (*￣▽￣) y I will send you the benefits.

Haotian sent his Penguin number without thinking.

After a while, accompanied by two familiar coughing sounds, he received a friend request, and the verification message sent by the applicant was: Wang Ye.

Haotian's eyelids twitched, and he wanted to complain about his vest, so he manipulated the mouse and agreed to his friend request.

The evil and charming prince Mo Yun Kyushu: (＾u＾)ノ～yo is cute～pushing her arms and pinching her face＞▽＜It’s so sweet, so sweet: →＿→Don’t give me a hug

The evil and charming prince Mo Yun Kyushu: qaq is so cute and indifferent!

Then he sent a file.Hao Tianxia answered in seconds consciously.

After receiving it, Haotian opened the file named "Mid ♂ Night ♂ Welfare ♂ Benefits ♂ Please ♂ Jun ♂ Enjoy ♂". After a short two-second blank, there was immediately a deep magnetic message with a hint of bewilderment. A male voice came out from the speaker——

"Cutie sweet, haven't you slept yet? Can't sleep? Can my husband hug you to sleep?"

Listening to the sound in the stereo, Haotian's scalp felt a little numb, and even the hairs on his arms stood on end.He subconsciously turned down the volume, but after reducing the sound, he felt that he couldn't hear clearly, so he simply plugged in the earphones and put them on.

The voice full of temptation sounded again——

"Don't move around when you sleep with your husband in your arms. If you move any more, your husband will punish you! Be good~ Let's sleep together, good night, sweet baby."

Haotian took off the earphones calmly, and turned off the player with a blank expression.But no matter how calm he pretended to be, his reddish ear tips completely exposed his true thoughts in his heart.

He had to admit that this man's voice was so nice that even though he was a straight man, he couldn't help but blush and his heart beat. Nympho maniac and shout hard ears pregnant feelings.

Haotian took a few deep breaths, and waited for his heartbeat to calm down before opening the chat box with the prince again.

So sweet, so sweet: ＿(: 3ゝ∠)＿

The evil and charming prince Mo Yun Kyushu: Have you finished listening?Are you satisfied with this benefit?

Haotian replied dishonestly: It’s okay, I’m not your fan_(:3ゝ∠)_

The evil and charming prince Mo Yun Kyushu: Pfft!You are not cute!But I am very satisfied with the content of this benefit (*￣︶￣) y Haotian was suspiciously silent for a moment, and suddenly asked: Every time you give fan benefits...do you record such ambiguous content?

Xie Mei Wangye Mo Yun Kyushu: It depends on the situation. If some fans have special requirements, I will record them according to the fans' requirements. If there are no requirements, I will improvise ╮(╯_╰)╭ So sweet, so sweet: _(: 3ゝ∠)＿What if fans want you to record something shameful?

The evil and charming prince Mo Yun Jiuzhou: The shameful thing you are referring to...is this kind of thing?

As he said that, he sent him another document.

Haotian received the file and opened it to listen. This time, he closed it immediately after listening to a sentence.

So sweet, so sweet: Cough...the scale is so big!

Xie Mei Wang Ye Mo Yun Kyushu: ╮(╯_╰)╭ It's okay, it's just panting, I haven't sent you the h sound someone asked me to record.

So sweet, so sweet: ...I suddenly have a little admiration for those of you who dedicate themselves to art.

The evil and charming prince Mo Yun Kyushu: hhhh do you want to hear it, send it to you?

Just when Haotian wanted to refuse, another file was sent over there. The file name was "A top secret file that must never be opened". He held the mouse and hesitated between accepting and rejecting, and finally accepted it.

However, after he received it, he didn't open it right away to listen to it. As expected, he still didn't have the courage to open it for such a restricted level.

Over there, after he finished receiving the file, he sent another message.

The evil and charming prince Mo Yun Kyushu: By the way, why didn't you go online yesterday?

After he reminded Haotian, he realized that he still had something serious to ask him.

So sweet, so sweet: ＿(: 3ゝ∠)＿Yesterday... I encountered something that I couldn’t explain, and I was about to ask you.

Qi Jin, who was sitting in front of the computer, saw that he really asked himself a question, and showed an expected smile, then leaned back, leaned comfortably on the back of the chair, and typed a few times on the keyboard with one hand.

The evil and charming prince Mo Yun Kyushu: (⊙v⊙) Huh?

Haotian organized his language a little bit, and typed: Have you...have you heard of such a bizarre thing as "drunk coffee"?

Xie Mei Wang Mo Yun Kyushu: (⊙v⊙) If you asked me a few years ago, I might not know it, but in recent years I have really met people who have the physique of drinking coffee.

So sweet, so sweet: Damn it!There really are!It seems that this kind of physique is quite common?I thought it was a special case, only one case out of 3 people _(: [-]ゝ∠)_

Xie Mei Wang Ye Mo Yun Kyushu: Hahaha, although it is not all over the street, it is not as exaggerated as you said. It is said that my friend's friend also got drunk on coffee.

So sweet, so sweet: In this case, I feel relieved ＿(: 3ゝ∠)＿

So sweet, so sweet: How do your friends and your friends' friends react when they are drunk?

The evil and charming prince Mo Yun Kyushu: That friend of mine, when drunk, jumps into people's arms like a little dog, can lick people, and is super clingy, you can't let people leave his sight for half a step, I'll go I saw it once for the first time, and I was tormented enough, but the appearance is quite cute.It's a pity that when he woke up later, he forgot all about the situation at that time, and his temperament changed. Hey, I kind of miss his appearance when he was drunk.

Xie Mei Wang Ye Mo Yun Kyushu: As for my friend's friend, it is said that they are quite violent, but I haven't asked about the specific situation ╮(╯_╰)╭ You suddenly asked me this question... Have you ever been drunk too? coffee?

Haotian felt that having this kind of setting sounded a bit weird, so he said very dishonestly: It’s not me, it’s my roommate →_→ Qi Jin saw that Haotian was so calm and threw the blame on himself. I can't help complaining about him in my heart: This little guy is lying so cunningly, next time when he gets drunk again, I have to record him.

Xie Mei Wang Ye Mo Yun Kyushu: (⊙o⊙) It turned out to be your roommate~ Then after he got drunk, did any interesting things happen between you?

Haotian stared at the philosophical symbol sent by the other party, and twitched the corners of his mouth: You think too much →_→ nothing happened to us, but he was very clingy like your friend after he was drunk, and I couldn’t earn it. I drove him away, so I was hugged and slept all night...

The evil and charming prince Mo Yun Kyushu: Oh~ I slept in my arms for a whole night~

So sweet, so sweet: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ said nothing happened, what do you mean by those meaningful wavy lines and philosophical symbols!!!

Xie Mei Wang Ye Mo Yun Kyushu: Hahaha, Shunmao~ I didn’t say anything, you are too sensitive little~ke~love~o(=·w<=)p⌒☆It’s so sweet, so sweet: ╭(╯ ^╰) ╮Anyway, nothing happened!Besides, I am a straight man, and he is a subject who likes to be full of muscles!What can happen to the two of us! !

Xie Mei Wang Ye Mo Yun Kyushu: So are your words conveying the message "you are also a subject" to me?

So sweet, so sweet: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Go! You are the one, your whole family is the one!

The evil and charming prince Mo Yun Kyushu: Well, all the (gong) in my house (hou) are under my body, so I deserve to be the main attack (*￣▽￣) y Haotian curled his lips and wanted to reply that he would use his face It is impossible to attack by text chat!But after thinking about it, I also use kaomoji, so wouldn't I have included myself in it? !Hmph, he's not that mentally handicapped Qi Jin!

...Wait, why did he think of Qi Jin at this time?It must be the fault of that guy bouncing around in front of his eyes every day to show his presence! !