Living with a male god, I am so good [network distribution]

"Fuck! You don't lock the door when you go to the bathroom!!!"

Haotian pushed open the door of the toilet, and saw his new roommate Qi Jin standing in front of the toilet with his back to pee. He subconsciously glanced at something he was pouring water on, and then calmly looked away.

Qi Jin noticed that his heroic appearance of urinating was being watched, but he didn't feel embarrassed. After he finished urinating, he even shook the bird slowly, then pulled up the zipper, took a long breath, and looked refreshed. Refreshing.

Haotian stood at the door with his arms folded and waited for him to finish urinating, but saw that he was still stuck inside, not at all conscious of hissing, so he asked a little impatiently, "Have you finished urinating?"

Qi Jin curled his lips into a smile, and even raised his eyebrows at him, "Guess?"

"Don't guess." Haotian calmly refused, and then urged: "Get out after peeing!"

Qi Jin felt very hurt. He flattened his mouth, showing a pitiful face, and at the same time raised his voice, aggrieved: "Landlord silly mother, you are so indifferent and ruthless! We are going to live together for two years, How could you be so disinterested in cohabitation with me!"

Haotian clutched his chest, almost couldn't help spit out a mouthful of old blood.

He rolled his eyes and corrected him: "Qi Jin children's shoes, I guess your Chinese must have been taught by the physical education teacher, otherwise how could you even be so stupid as to not be able to distinguish between the words co-rent and cohabitation!"

"No!" Qi Jin hurriedly explained, "My Chinese is taught by the music teacher, because the music teacher is the husband of the physical education teacher!"

Haotian: "..." Who will save him!He actually wants to live with a mentally handicapped person for two years!Oh no, it's shared renting!Damn, mental retardation is really contagious!

When he felt that his bladder was about to burst, he realized that he had delayed his business by saying these unnutritious words to the mentally retarded, so he grabbed his wrist and wanted to drive him out.

Qi Jin was held back by him, and stood there for two seconds in a daze. When he was pushed out of the door, he suddenly realized and struggled: "Wait! I haven't washed my hands yet!"

Haotian felt that his endurance was about to explode, so he had no choice but to resist the urge to lose his temper and said: "Hurry up!!!"

Qi Jin washed his hands happily, and soaped twice carefully, before finally exiting the bathroom satisfied.

However, after he left, he didn't return to his room immediately. Instead, he stood at the door of the bathroom, eavesdropping on the faint sound of water flowing from inside, and based on the sound of the water flow, he made up the size of a certain place of his lovely landlord. It wasn't until the sound of the water gradually subsided that he sighed regretfully and slipped back to the room lightly.

Haotian breathed a sigh of relief after hushing, and his impatience with his new roommate was slightly relieved.

He carefully washed his hands in front of the sink, wiped the water on his body habitually, then pushed the door out and returned to the bedroom.

Sitting in front of the computer, he first pressed F5 to refresh a few times, and when he was sure that the new chapter he just uploaded did not even have a single comment, he still felt a sense of loss overwhelm him irresistibly.

Haotian is a small and transparent writer. When he signed a contract with the website two years ago, he became popular because of a martial arts novel he wrote at that time.

Since then, he quit his job and wrote full-time at home, striving to become a full-time writer who relies on his brain for food.

Unfortunately, since the end of his martial arts novel, no matter what theme, setting, or stalk he writes, it is cold!burst!up!

Not only did all the former girl fans abandon him, but even those online editors who were used to advertising in the text also disappeared in confusion!

This strange phenomenon made Haotian think for a while that his martial arts novel was real.

Could it be that I wrote a martial arts novel in my dream and then signed a contract and became popular again? !

Or is it that his author account was overlooked by some technical emperor's writer, and he was directly blocked from the website? !

wtf! !

In short, no matter what, his writing is as cold as the Antarctic, reaching a new height.

And Wen Leng's result directly caused him...to be unable to live.

In order to survive in this cruel society, he had to bear the heartache and rent out half of his two-bedroom apartment to make ends meet.

Fortunately, not long after his rental notice was issued, he found a very suitable long-term renter, and that person was Qi Jin.

As far as he knows, Qi Jin is a college student at a nearby university. He is just a freshman this year. He has exquisite facial features and is very handsome. He is also tall. Although he is only a freshman, he is several years taller than his graduate The taller one is more than a head taller, which makes him wonder whether he grew up with a lot of money.

Apart from the advantage of height and outstanding appearance, there is another reason why he readily agreed to share the rent with him, that is, this kid is definitely a local tyrant!

Not only did he sign a two-year co-rental contract with him in one go, but he also transferred the money to his card with great joy.

When Haotian looked at the text message of the amount change on his mobile phone, even if he was not happy, he immediately compromised.

...Who would have nothing to do with the local tyrants?It was too late for him to hug this golden thigh tightly.

But hugging his thighs back to his thighs, Haotian really can't bear one thing about his shared roommate.

That's what makes him special!special!Don't like to lock the door!

At the beginning, he happened to see Qi Jin leave the door unlocked when he went to the toilet, but he could barely accept it, after all, he was a man, so it didn't matter that much.But later he found out that this uncle not only didn't lock the door when he went to the toilet, he didn't even lock the door when he took a shower!

And when he accidentally bumped into someone taking a shower, the other person pestered him to ask if he was in good shape!

He just wanted to flip the table!Damn balls!Hello sister!An exhibitionist narcissist!

Closing the opened page, Haotian stared at the glowing screen for a while, and suddenly felt that in order to live in harmony with his roommates in the future and spend these two long years, he had better sign a Ten Principles of Peaceful Coexistence with him , and spread out all the bottom lines that the two parties cannot touch.

So he grabbed the manuscript paper next to him, wrote down his request, revised it back and forth after finishing writing, and finally came to Qi Jinmen with half of the agreement with satisfaction.

Qi Jin's door was not closed tightly, it was just concealed, but Haotian had already experienced his habit of not closing and locking the door, and he was no longer surprised by it.

He took one last look at the agreement in his hand, then stretched out his hand to push the door open, and while leaning in, he said, "Do you have time now, I want to talk to you..."

Before he finished speaking, his eyes widened and he froze.

Because he saw in the room, on the computer screen facing the door, two European men with white skin and yellow hair were tightly entangled and hugging each other, doing extremely harmonious friction movements, while the muscular man lying on his back underneath After an excited roar, his whole body trembled slightly, just so defenseless...he gave the other party a bukkake.