Slag Gong Love History

"Why you? Swipe your card? You've already swiped it, what do you want to do? I don't know how much you earn a month? Do you have [-] in your card? No, no, [-]?"

"Here," slapping the card into Xiao Hao's hand, "I'll hand in the salary card."

Xiao Hao's face turned red.

That's right.Gorgeously red, although still stubborn: "Fuck me, do I need your little change? I want your salary card?!"

"This isn't money, it's my position. Xiao Hao, although I don't make much money, I hope you keep every penny I earn. If we really break up one day, this is yours. I'll start from scratch However, I don’t owe you anything, let alone ask for your breakup fee.”

"What are you talking about! How can we divide?! Don't be crowed with the surnamed Zhou, okay?!"

"You take it first."

"What the hell do you mean, Cheng Qi?"

"It means willing to bet and admit defeat."

"What do you mean by 'willing to bet and admit defeat'?"

"It's just... You see, I've given you everything, so you definitely won't be willing to let me lose casually?"

Xiao Hao's expression for a moment was wonderful.

Zhou Zhuchen looked at Cheng Qi's smile, and said to himself that I would give full marks to these words of love, but he still couldn't help but say something unpleasant: "I think...you may have overestimated Xiao Hao's moral standards."

How can you think of it, a word becomes a prophecy.

……

Xiao Hao broke up with Cheng Qi, and the split was exactly the same as he had broken up many times before.

There was also no sign, which caught people off guard.

The time was after the Dragon Boat Festival that year.During the days of the Dragon Boat Festival, when Zhou Zhuchen went back to his hometown, his mother cooked a table of delicious dishes, and he and his stepfather's family sat together to eat and drink as if they were intimate.But as we ate and ate, the topic began to turn to the routine problems faced by older youths at family gatherings.

"Xiao Chen, you have been working for a year now, and you haven't talked about a girlfriend yet?"

"……No."

"Really no wow?"

"Not really!"

"You kid is too honest! I haven't talked about a graduate student in college, so why don't you hurry up now that you're all working? Hey, what do you think of the daughter of Aunt Wang's next door? She's also admitted to graduate school this year, and our two families know each other well. , that little girl is quite cute, someday I will arrange for you to meet? Look at Xiao Li and Xiao Yan in the front building, they are about your age, and they have children..."

Zhou Zhuchen's heart was broken after being nagged about like this all afternoon.So as soon as the banquet was over, he rushed out on the grounds that he had an appointment. He was wandering on the street and didn't know where to go, when he suddenly caught sight of a familiar figure in the crowd.

Chen Du is always more conspicuous on the street.

His kid was born with red lips and white teeth, obviously several degrees brighter than the people around him, but what surprised Zhou Zhuchen at this moment was that beside Chen Du, a woman with long fur hair and a fashionable dress was holding his arm and laughing with him all the way The slapstick is extremely intimate.

Who?Haven't heard that Chen has a sister?

Then Chen Du met his eyes inexplicably, and his expression was a little flustered for a moment.

But at that time, the distance between the two of them was already close at hand, and Chen Du coughed: "You, you are back for the holiday too."

"Ah."

"Honey, are you friends?"

Zhou Zhuchen was speechless when the woman next to Chen Du said "husband".

"Oh, let me introduce, this is my middle school classmate Zhou Zhuchen. Zhou Zhuchen, this is Xiaolan, my girlfriend."

……

girlfriend.What the hell is a girlfriend?

Being forced to have afternoon tea together by the enthusiastic "Chen Du's girlfriend", Zhou Zhuchen was ready to complain all the time.

"My husband and I met on a blind date! My cousin and his elder sister are also junior high school classmates. I was dumbfounded the first time I saw him-I really didn't expect that there are people in the world who look so much like the male protagonist in the comics Boys!"

This "Xiao Lan" can basically be regarded as a beauty, with exquisite makeup painted on her face, although she is dressed a little too fashionable and even a bit dusty.But after speaking a few words, coupled with the innocent expression on that day, Zhou Zhuchen summed it up - this girl is just a simple and silly fur-style lady.

After all, a girl who is not stupid can't tell that Chen is gay?

I say girl!Although Chen Du looks really dreamy, don't you think there is something wrong with him?

And Chen Du yourself - what do you think!

……

"What do you think... I want to marry her, can't I?" After sending his girlfriend home, the two walked slowly towards Chen Du's house along the familiar tree-lined street.

"My parents want me to get married and have kids. I'm old enough to get married and have kids. Isn't that normal?"

"Uh, but, are you... okay with women?"

"Can't you just take some medicine? I don't plan to stay with her for a long time. After the baby is born, I don't need to act."

Zhou Zhuchen's feet seemed to be stuck on the ground.He stood there, speechless for a long time.

The person in front of him obviously had the familiar face of Chen Du's handsome face, and his expression was always a bit confused like sleepwalking.

But he suddenly felt that he didn't know Chen Du anymore.

"Xiao Hao...is still with someone who looks like Liang Yu, right?"

"I'm talking about Chen Du, even if Xiao Hao and Cheng Qi are still together, you shouldn't just give up on yourself like this, right? You... never thought of having a baby with a woman before!"

"Otherwise, what should I do?" Chen Du smiled bitterly: "If Xiao Hao is willing to let me stay by his side. For him, I can never get married or have children for the rest of my life. But since he doesn't want me, why should I Giving up everything else I can get?"

No no no!Zhou Zhuchen shook his head.The logic of these two things cannot be mixed together!

"Liang Yu failed him, he took revenge on the society; he failed you, so you also take revenge on the society?" Fuck, according to this logic, you two are really a match made in heaven.

"What is retaliation against the society? You saw it just now. It's what you love and what I want. I was not active at all from the beginning. It was she who liked me and fell in love with me at first sight and lingered on me."

"But... she doesn't know that you don't like women!"

"It's just what they want. She wants to find a handsome husband who can make money, and I want to find a woman who will bear my children. I think it's fair. She gets what she wants, and I get what I want It's - a woman like her, under normal conditions, can't find a man with my conditions at all."

"..." Zhou Zhuchen really felt that the logic he practiced hard in the debate team was all in vain.

"Yes, maybe if you let that girl find a boyfriend by herself, she won't be able to find you with such good conditions. But it shouldn't be too difficult for her to find a man who really cares for her and loves her. If she knows that you are gay , she will definitely reconsider!"

"But Zhou Zhuchen, who does a woman marry, and her life is not the same in the end? She has to take care of children, do housework, handle the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, fight with mistresses, and finally become a yellow-faced woman. Even a man who loves her, after marriage The same face, at least if she marries me, my mother will definitely not embarrass her, give her money, and let her take it out to have face!"

"But you don't love her!"

"Who will love his wife when he's married?!"

"Of course I will love you!" Zhou Zhuchen's expression of course at the moment, in the eyes of Chen Du, is simply a silly face: "Otherwise, why get married?! Isn't it just to be together for a long time, and to conclude such a contract? ?”

"Haha, hahaha!" Chen Du almost laughed and cried: "Zhou Zhuchen, your way of thinking is not made into a straight man, you really don't have eyes!"

"You're all gay, you fucking believe that there really is so-called love in an anti-human system like monogamous marriage?!"