Slag Gong Love History

Zhou Zhuchen felt his mind was empty.

Leading Xiao Kong for a walk, we went to the snack street, ordered some stewed food, and usually thought it was quite tasty, but today, after finishing a big bowl, it was as if we hadn't drunk it at all.

"It should be successful... This time, no matter what, you must be happy."

"Brother, is this all right?" Xiao Kong asked him.

"what?"

"If brother is happy, what will you do?"

"Me? You, what do you mean? Don't you still think that me and your brother... have no such thing at all! I am very happy, haven't you met Yan Xu?"

Xiao Kong was holding a shortbread with a few white sesame seeds on the corner of his mouth. He stared at Zhou Zhuchen quietly, and suddenly said, "Brother, wait for me to grow up."

"..." Zhou Zhuchen was stunned for a while, what the hell is this?

What does "wait until you grow up" mean? What does "waiting for you to grow up" mean?Could this be something like the legendary daughter's declaration "I will marry my father when I grow up"?

No, no, Xiao Kong has already passed the age of childish talk, right?

...so what exactly does he mean?

However, for a rough uncle like me who is not welcome at all, if it means what I imagined, it is impossible anyway, right?

"Brother, you didn't eat any of your biscuits. Don't you want to eat it? If you don't eat it, I will eat it?"

"Oh... oh, you eat what you eat."

……

After dinner, I took a small thing and strolled on the street.Zhou Zhuchen asked him about some school affairs, pretending that the unclear sentence just now did not happen at all.

"I was bitten by a mosquito. Brother, can't you go home?"

This...according to Xiao Hao's behavior of urinating a wolf N times in one night, it probably won't work.

"Ahem, anyway, let's feed the mosquitoes for a while tonight for your brother Xiao Hao's happiness. Success or failure depends on it. After all, it is a major event in your brother's life."

"That's great," Xiao Kong looked up at the night sky in the city where there were not many stars, and murmured, "I can grow up quickly too."

"Ahem," Zhou Zhuchen changed the topic: "By the way, little thing, last time I went to a parent-teacher meeting, your class teacher said that you have a good relationship with a girl in the class."

"Huh? Are you talking about the school committee? Because she has good grades, I ask her for any questions."

"It is said that she is a pretty and lovely girl. Although your homeroom teacher thinks you are quite a match, but at your age, it is better to focus on your studies."

"Oh," Xiao Kong laughed: "Don't worry, I won't like her, and I don't like girls."

"..." Zhou Zhuchen grabbed Xiao Kong's shoulders: "This - don't be fooled by us! Normal boys like girls?!"

"Oh," Xiao Kong nodded, "but I guess I inherited it from my brother."

"Ah? How did you and your brother inherit it?! Your common genetic gene is your father, right? The problem is that your father absolutely likes women!" Otherwise, you two may have other scattered brothers. Where are the sisters from?

"I always feel that my father must have that kind of gene, maybe my father actually eats both men and women?"

"Xiaokong, are you sure?! The question of sexual orientation should be helpful at your age, so why don't you find a few more girls to try?"

……

Xiao Hao and Cheng Qi are dating, Xiao Kong said he likes men, if this is not enough fatal blow, the fatal blow is after eleven o'clock in the evening The obscene scene.

I can't say much, anyway, Zhou Zhuchen immediately covered Xiao Kong's eyes.What is certain is that those two people did it on the sofa. I don’t know how to do it and how many times I did it until I was exhausted to that point. Anyway, the floor lamp fell, the sofa collapsed in half, and both of them were covered in marks. Lying naked on the ground, I thought it was a murder scene at first glance.

Later, Cheng Qi asked Zhou Zhuchen in private: "You guys, do you GAYs always do that when they have sex?"

"W-what kind?"

"Can you do it for six hours at a time? It was okay at the beginning, it was considered gentle, but when I became excited, I used all kinds of postures? Is this still human? No matter how I beg for mercy, it is useless. I almost died on the spot. Xiao Hao's head Like a wolf who has been hungry for more than ten years, if I didn’t have a backache and a fever the next day, I wouldn’t be able to get up at all, and I would kill him with a kitchen knife!”

"Uh... Maybe I was too happy so I disconnected. It should be a special situation, a special situation, or ordinary things..." Zhou Zhuchen thought about the average value of Xiao Hao and Chen Du: "Generally, there is no foreplay for an hour or two. Bar."

"One or two hours? One or two hours is far beyond the level of normal men... Or," Cheng Qi shook his head, "Is it because I am abnormal? Is my ability too weak? Normal men Is it one or two hours each time?! Or do you GAY have special talents?"

Zhou Zhuchen said silently that he didn't know, anyway, I'm usually around this level.

The story of Xiao Hao and Cheng Qi in the following period of time basically has no major disturbances.

According to Xiao Kong, the straight boy Cheng Qi seems to be adapting quite well, and there are sweet and greasy love shows in the family every day.Xiao Hao has never liked the kingsize bed in his room, but he especially likes the sofa in the living room. Whenever Xiao vacates the room, he can see two naked people wrapped in a blanket doing something on the sofa. things.

"Don't let go~ let me hug you for a while."

"I'm hungry...but I don't want to get up. Um~ don't, don't leave either. It doesn't matter if you're just hungry."

"Umm, I want to eat you up."

……

"To be honest, I've never seen him act like a spoiled child before." Xiao Kong put his hands on his face and said, "I didn't think so before, but now... I can't even watch it. Really, I'm still a teenager, is it really okay?"

Zhou Zhuchen expressed deep sympathy and suggested that he must go to a boarding school in high school.

It seems that the only time the two had an argument was when Cheng Qi's ex-girlfriend asked each other to return some things to each other when they met for the last time.Xiao Haofei refused to let him go, saying that there are so many express delivery services in X-Tong now, why can't they settle it upon delivery, and they have to meet each other?

"You believe me, don't you?" Cheng Qi smiled slightly, and suddenly looked like Liang Yu with some cunning: "The most important thing between lovers is trust. Do you think I will be abducted by her?"

Just because of the image, it is even more impossible for Xiao Hao to let him go.

You must know that once you are bitten by a straight man, you will be afraid of being fooled for ten years!