Slag Gong Love History

The way Xiao Hao taught to coax his girlfriend back is very simple. To put it bluntly, it is nothing more than a sincere apology, stalking, red envelopes and gift offensives.Of course, the lines can be said to the heart, and the gift can be delivered to the heart, these are all technical work.

The technical work naturally depends on the experts——Xiao Hao goes into battle in person, helps to write manuscripts on the phone, and helps to edit compound text messages. How can the number of routines of this kind of scumbag who has walked through thousands of flowers be at the same level as that of an otaku who has only dated one girlfriend? ?The world is only in your eyes, and you helped Cheng Qi coax his girlfriend in less than half a day.

"Why do you want to help him?" Zhou Zhuchen was puzzled: "If they break up, isn't it just what you want?"

"Huh?" Xiao Hao smiled: "But, he will be sad if we break up. I don't want to see him sad."

Zhou Zhuchen didn't know how to feel for a while.

He wasn't sure whether it was the demon Xiao Hao who suddenly became interested and knew how to consider other people's feelings, or whether he had some other sinister plan.

During this period of time, Cheng Qi became very busy. Apart from attending classes, working on projects and accompanying his girlfriend, his part-time job at Xiao Hao's bar also developed from an occasional helping job to a regular part-time job that he must come to every day.

"There is no way... to make money. There are too many places to spend money recently, and the living expenses are not enough."

"Didn't you say that you had money from a part-time job when you were in college, and you still had some savings to do projects with your mentor?"

"Ah...that's all handed over to my girlfriend," Cheng Qi said with a smile: "Isn't it said that good men have to hand in their salary cards? Then, if they all hand in their salary cards, buy gifts and surprises from the card If she withdraws it, she will feel that it is not sincere."

"You still... really like her."

"Well, after all, we've been together for so long, and the only difference between us and my wife is a marriage certificate."

Zhou Zhuchen looked at Xiao Hao from a distance with some sadness.

Such an unfavorable situation...do you really have a chance?

……

"I don't understand. What's the difference between that guy and Brother Zhou? How can you make yourself laugh even looking at him!" Boy A was lying on the bar counter that day and had nothing to say: " They all have single eyelids, and they all have a cold face. I really can't say that he is beautiful! Sometimes I feel that this is not as good as your previous one!"

Although he was telling the truth, Zhou Zhuchen said in his heart, is it really okay for you to be so direct in front of us?

"It's not the same, how can it be the same?" Xiao Hao leaned against the bar, grabbed Cheng Qi's tie, and kissed the straight man's serious side face: "Our little Cheng has a sexiness that Zhou Zhuchen never has. Right, Xiao Cheng?"

"Hey, let me tell you—how about your integrity?!"

When he was attacked for the first time, Cheng Qi's face turned red.Xiao Hao bent down laughing and ran away.

……

Uh, Cheng Qi is sexy... yes?Zhou Zhuchen frowned.

He admitted that Liang Yu was very sexy.Looking at it from a gay perspective, Liang Yu does have that inexplicable temptation that makes people want to take off his clothes.

However, although he looks a lot like Liang Yu, Cheng Qi, a simple and straight man who doesn't have Liang Yu's aura at all...

Sure enough, boy A also disagreed: "Fuck, how sexy is it! It's so boring! It's the same as Big Brother Zhou, and it's completely indifferent!"

"You don't understand. It's true that Zhou Zhuchen is frigid, but Xiao Cheng's temperament is called abstinence. There is a thin line between them, but the world is different, it's completely different, okay?!"

"What about me? What kind of temperament do I have?" Boy A asked earnestly.

"You are the same as your long-lost brother, Miss Chen Du, both female, little bitch." Xiao Hao sneered.

Boy A was so angry that he slammed his bag on the bar: "What are you talking about! How does my mother look like a girl?"

"However, women are always better than Zhou Zhuchen—Zhou Zhuchen, just a mascot. They don't even have a gender, so people have no idea at all."

Cheng Qitan gave the mascot Zhou Zhuchen a sympathetic look.

Zhou Zhuchen waved his hand.All right, all right, whatever you say.

Damn, I'm just a genderless mascot in your eyes!I admit it!

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In the days that followed, Xiao Hao's life here was still full of sunshine and laughter day after day.Every day is filled with all kinds of stories about coaxing or molesting straight men.

Zhou Zhuchen really felt that the brain circuits of straight men were simply bugs.

He kisses and touches you all the time, and you think it's all a joke? !Are you sure you don't feel that he loves you? !The question is, which of you straight men coaxes his girlfriend and is so devoted to being pink every day?

However, the straight man's single tendon is really hopeless.

Xiao Hao's extremely hard-working flirting career for half a year finally summed up into Cheng Qi's envious sigh: "It's great to have such a personality... he is cheerful and funny, and he is always considerate of others, no wonder so many people love him." Like him, it is impossible not to be popular like that!"

Zhou Zhuchen felt that there were so many pitfalls in this sentence that he didn't know where to start.

First of all, you haven't figured out that Xiao Hao's popularity is actually mainly because of his face? !

Even if they knew that his character was bad and selfish, wouldn't Chen Du, boy A and a lot of people still go on and on?

Having a face and money is enough for him to stand at the pinnacle of life!Such a person does not need a good character at all!

Then again, there is a person with a face, rich personality, super warm personality, and who is especially kind to you alone. As an ordinary straight man who is not usually popular, as long as you have a normal mind, you should think about it. Absolutely something is wrong!

But you are completely dumbfounded and unaware of all these colorful and colorful pies in the sky. Do you think this is a Korean drama?

Really, if this plot continues, it's really either the domineering president and the little white rabbit or the domineering president and Shancai—after all, it's a routine again.Zhou Zhuchen sighed, the problem is that routines can be tragic!There is already a lesson learned from Wei Yang, which is really worrying!

However, the straight man who is as confused as BUG is completely unable to play cards according to common sense.

One day not long after, the three of them were cooking hot pot together at Xiao Hao's house, and Cheng Qi suddenly said a little embarrassedly: "Well... I want to propose to my girlfriend, do you have any good suggestions?"

Zhou Zhuchen thought he was tall, and the straight man was indeed tall!

Then he looked at Xiao Hao worriedly and sympathetically, but Zha Gong didn't change his expression.

Fuck...you are taller.

"Get married before graduation?" Xiao Hao smiled: "In such a rush? Why, accidentally killed someone? She has it?"

"No, no, no! No! It's just that we have agreed a long time ago that we will get a certificate after graduation. Now it's only less than a year away, and it's about time to propose a marriage. Go to the door to discuss with the other's parents, the dowry procedure and the wedding What……"

"Well, you think it's her? Don't you think about others? This is a lifetime thing, Xiao Cheng, are you sure? Are you a little anxious?"

"We've been talking for six years, of course it's her." Cheng Qi took it for granted, "And don't worry too much, girls' youth can't be delayed, we'll be 25 when we graduate, everyone is Married at this age."

When asked to this point, Xiao Hao finally seemed to be unable to hold on any longer, and sneered slightly: "But, you are a girlfriend, you are troublesome, you are not understanding, and you are always in charge, don't you feel tired? ? I think, after you work, you may have a chance to find a better one."

"Xiao Hao, you're enough!" Zhou Zhuchen felt that Xiao Hao's way of provoking behind the scenes was a little unscrupulous: "Why are you meddling with his girlfriend?"

Cheng Qi didn't think much about it: "Hey, she's actually pretty good, with many advantages. Although she likes to make trouble sometimes, she will feel safe after she gets married, and she should be fine."