Slag Gong Love History

"What else? Wei Yanggang sent me another message, saying that you haven't returned his call all day, and he is very worried about you! Please call him back quickly? Xiao Hao, you have a boyfriend, don't forget , not to mention that Chen Du is still standing in front of your house!"

"I wanted to ask you just now, why is Du Chen standing at the door of my house?"

"Uh, this afternoon I..."

"That bastard Chen Du also met your roommate, right? You teamed up to hide it from me, right?" Xiao Hao sneered sinisterly.

"Uh……"

"Tell me the truth, the last time you went to Ocean Paradise, did you and Chen both go with your roommate?! Is that the person in the photo? I tell you, you'd better call Chen Durang as soon as possible. He will go home immediately, let me meet him at the door of the house tonight, and I must kill him!"

"No, no, no, I didn't hide it from you! I went to Ocean Park that day...just met at the gate of the park!" Zhou Zhuchen said here, and hurriedly added the most important sentence: "We really just met when we were collecting tickets. Cheng Qi's arrived—by the way, and his girlfriend!"

The accent was on the word "girlfriend", Xiao Hao didn't seem to hear it at all.

"Why are you hiding it from me?"

"I really didn't deliberately hide it from you! Just... I'm a roommate, you really didn't say that you want to know each other! And how can I tell you... that my straight male roommate looks a bit like your first boyfriend? You already have Wei Yang, so it doesn't matter what my roommate looks like!"

"puff--"

Xiao Hao suddenly laughed, and Zhou Zhuchen was so frightened by that grin that he leaned his back against the freshly painted wall.

"I said Zhou Zhuchen~ What the hell are you worrying about? Worried that he looks like Liang Yu, so I would mind? Oh, don't even think about how long ago it was."

Oh, easy to say?I don't even think about who heard that Liang Yu was married that winter after graduation, and howled all night after getting drunk?And who has been super abnormal for a long time after meeting Liang Yu in the hospital by chance? !

If you've really forgotten, don't react so much when you see Liang Yu 2.0!You are not convincing at all!

"Anyway, hurry up and go home! You still have to return Wei Yang's phone call. He's still waiting for you in the middle of the night! It's early morning in Australia, right?"

"Wei Yang..." Xiao Hao showed another weird smile.

He seemed to think about it for a while, his brows were wrinkled, and he was a little confused, but he only pondered for a short four or five seconds, and Zha Gong made his choice decisively.

"Zhou Zhuchen, Wei Yang and I are over."

"W-what—?"

"Oh, I didn't think of it myself. Life is so strange. Before today, I thought I should love him very much, and I thought I could spend the rest of my life with him... But since I met your roommate Xiao Cheng, I finally understand , everything with Wei Yang is just deceiving oneself and others."

"Xiao Hao, do you know what you are talking about?"

"I'm very clear. Zhou Zhuchen, before I saw him, I really thought that Wei Yang was the one I was looking for in my life. But I didn't know what fate is until I met Xiao Cheng."

"I've never encountered such a thing before, but since it happened, I must be with him no matter what. As for Wei Yang, I will give him some compensation."

"What... What fate?! Xiao Hao, to put it bluntly, it's the face towards Liang Yu—"

"No, it's not what you think." Xiao Hao waved his hands calmly, "It's not because he looks like Liang Yu at all."

Not you bastard!Zhou Zhuchen simply felt that it was a waste of his feelings to cast contemptuous glances at Xiao Hao at this moment.

Please, when you sent Wei Yang to Australia two days ago, you were still at the airport making all kinds of vows to each other, kissing each other goodbye regardless of everyone's sideways glances.Sure enough, I can't listen to the love words of men at all. Before I saw other people in a blink of an eye, those were all bullshit!

Really, Xiao Hao, I know you're a scumbag, but you can't lose your morals just because you see someone who looks like your first love!

"It's really not what you think! Maybe you don't understand it. I really forgot about Liang Yu, but how should I put it? Liang Yu's face—it just happens to be like your roommate's." His looks are definitely my favorite. The Achilles’ heel, once you see him, you’ll never know what to do. So, it’s settled, I’m going to chase your roommate, and you have to help!”

By the time they finished speaking, the two had already walked to the parking lot.Xiao Hao waved his hand: "Okay, you go back."

"I, I'd better go home with you. Don't break up with Wei Yang, Chen Du and I will have a good chat with you later, can you make a decision after you think it through? Are you impulsive and Wei Yang? Yang broke up, and I may regret it in the future!"

Xiao Hao turned around and said, "No, Xiao Cheng is sick, you have to stay and take care of him for me!"

Zhou Zhuchen was tongue-tied: "What do you mean 'take care of you'?!"

"Of course it is to take care of me! He will be your sister-in-law in the future, so you should treat him better now!"

"... How about being straight!"

"Straight?" Xiao Hao narrowed his eyes: "So what about straight?"

……

Zhou Zhuchen returned to the dormitory with deep depression.

Originally, I wanted to instill some bad words about the scumbag Xiao Hao with the straight man Cheng Qi, so that he would be on guard against the hungry wolf Xiao Hao.Pushing the door open and entering, Cheng Qi had already fallen asleep.

As a result, that night, although Zhou Zhuchen didn't go home with Xiao Hao, he didn't sleep well either.

Because he received a call from Chen Du at 01:30 in the morning, and Chen Du was crying on the other end of the phone.

Zhou Zhuchen had no choice but to go out and take a taxi to find him.

"I said why are you crying!? Wei Yang should be crying, right? Anyway, you have been dumped by Xiao Hao a long time ago, haven't you? Why are you crying like this now!"

"What is Wei Yang? I'm not afraid of Wei Yang! But this is different now! Xiao Hao will take him seriously!"

"So what if you're serious!? Don't tell me you don't know if he's only a 3-minute hot guy. Even if you're serious, you can't slap him with a slap for such a thing! Cheng Qi is a straight man, it's useless!"

"What's the use of being straight? You think Wei Yang wasn't straight before?!"

"Ah—?" Zhou Zhuchen screamed, "Wei Yang used to be straight?!"

"What do you think?!" Chen Du roared, "It's really easy for someone like Xiao Hao to break up with a straight guy!"

"..." Damn, has this scourge spirit cultivated to the level of ignoring the laws of nature?

"Zhou Zhuchen, I have been waiting for Xiao Hao for so many years. I, I am not afraid of waiting any longer, I am not afraid of the flowers and plants around him and even lovers like Wei Yang coming and going-but, it is really unfair! In this world How can there be such an existence as your roommate? It's too much! It's really too much! Why! Why is he?!"

"I've worked hard for so long but can't get something, he can rely on his natural face! Heh, heh heh...it's really disgusting, it's...unforgivable at all. It's too much!"

"Hey, hey!" It was Chen Du's resentful voice that scared Zhou Zhuchen a little: "That...Xiao Cheng is innocent! He doesn't know anything. Even if you hate, you should hate Xiao Hao, not him Bar?"

"I don't hate him, I just hate Liang Yu! I hate that he has been married for so many years, and the things left over from that year can still haunt Xiao Hao! Oh, but... it's really, really bad ——So as long as I look like that Liang Yu? Then if I take Liang Yu's photo for plastic surgery, will Xiao Hao fall in love with me too?!"