Slag Gong Love History

During Chinese New Year, a group of [-]-year-old men dressed like dogs played truth or dare in the private room of the bar after drinking too much.

"I lost, I lost, I lost—Xiao Hao lost! Take a risk! Take a risk! Take a risk!"

"Take a risk! I don't take risks! Nima, look at what you are taking risks in designing adventures! Why don't you go out and sit on the thighs of unknown women?"

"The truth is fine too! I've been wanting to ask you for a long time. Do you have such a rich relationship experience? Why are you willing to change your ways here in the end? This station is very curious. What was your mental journey like?"

"What the hell?" The handsome guy with slightly curly hair frowned, his face was not sampled.

"Uh, let me put it another way! By the way, when you first got together with your dear Darling, did you feel completely different from other people?"

"..."

"For example, like the kind of love at first sight mentioned on TV, or a clear premonition from the first sight-this person is the one who will end your scumbag career?"

After the questioner finished speaking, he pointed with one hand at the stern-looking man sitting next to Zha Gong who was drinking beer.

Zha Gong shook his head, firmly shaking his head like a rattle without hesitation.

Then he heard the people around him seem to snort coldly, and Zha Gong's body, which was slouching on the sofa, sat up straight in an instant.

"Hey~ you, why are you staring at me? I, I really didn't expect to have today at first! Who told you...you don't look amazing at first glance, but your methods are so sophisticated..."

As he said this, his body rubbed against the person next to him meanly.

"But speaking of it~ Hahaha, um, it must be the reason why you are handsome, smart, and infinitely charming, baby! I have a deep understanding, a deep understanding! Don't stare at me!"

"I didn't stare at you." The man who was rubbed took a sip of his wine, his expression was very calm: "I was born like this."

"You, you just glared at me! You, look! You just glared at me again!"

"Really not." There was a slight smile on the corner of the stern man's mouth: "It's normal that you don't know why you fell into my hands. Anyway, your IQ is not high."

"..."

"Hey, hey? Doesn't that mean~" The questioner next to him immediately looked like a mother-in-law when he heard the words: "Did you know from the beginning that you would be the terminator of our super big scumbag?"

"Well~" The man smiled slightly, and threw the sieve to the table: "I'll think about answering this question after I win."

-

The height of 175, the body is thin, a little dead fish eyes.

It's not handsome, but it's not ugly either. It basically belongs to the ordinary appearance that can't be found among the crowd.

Born in a moderately well-to-do family, which is neither poor nor rich, he was always at the middle level of academic performance when he was in school, and earned a modest income after work.

Neither cheerful nor cold, neither hot tempered nor lukewarm, without any special hobbies or expertise, basically has no sense of personality.

Zhou Zhuchen is such an extremely ordinary boy.

Logically speaking, he should have had an extremely ordinary life.

To grow up normally, to work and live normally, to have no accomplishments and not to be poor, and then to find a simple and virtuous girl, give birth to a son and a half daughter, and live an ordinary life.

But Zhou Zhuchen knew early on that he did not have the honor of living such an ordinary life.

It was an ordinary day in the kindergarten. The little girl in a red dress pointed to another cute little boy and whispered to Zhou Zhuchen, "I like him, and I will be his bride when I grow up."

"Really? I like him too." The ignorant Zhou Zhuchen answered casually.

"You, you?" The girl was stunned: "Uh... But Zhou Zhuchen, he is a boy."

"Huh? He's a boy, I know."

"He's a boy, and you're a boy too! You can't like boys!"

"why?"

"Because, because you are all boys, you will not be able to marry him in the future! So you can't like him."

In the sonorous rebuttal of the little girl, Zhou Zhuchen suddenly seemed to have heard something extraordinary.

That was the first time in his life that he realized that he was different from normal people.

-

The later Zhou Zhuchen had long forgotten the appearance and name of the little girl in the red dress, and he had no memory of who the little boy was.

But it is true that since then, Zhou Zhuchen has silently buried a confusion that ordinary people do not have.

Zhou Zhuchen's family runs a bookstore, and the bookstore feeds a cat.

Both parents have the main business of Changbai shift, and grandparents often have to watch and watch in the store, so they don't take much care of him.And Zhou Zhuchen did his homework in the bookstore every day after school. After finishing, feed the cat, and then find a corner in the bookstore to read.

Since elementary school, the books he reads are no longer the comic books or comic books that other children would read.

Difficult articles, novels, essays, various monographs that ordinary children would never be interested in, especially books on psychology and ethics—Zhou Zhuchen really wanted to know why he was born different from others.

At school, the other boys were either uncivilized or liked cute little girls.

Zhou Zhuchen understood that under normal circumstances, boys seem to like girls.The family composition of all his classmates and friends is also father, mother and children, and no family is father, father and children.

Zhou Zhuchen didn't mean that he hated girls or was afraid of girls.

It just seemed that in this world, the ones who would make the young him faintly moved were never girls.

……

Growing up with such lonely confusion and secrets that he couldn't tell anyone, until junior high school, Zhou Zhuchen, who was silently isolated by the whole world in his inner world, finally met a kindred spirit.

Chen Du is a transfer student.

She transferred from the second semester of junior high school and was placed at the same table as Zhou Zhuchen.

Completely different from Zhou Zhuchen's deeply hidden type, Chen Du's temperament in "certain aspects" is more serious at first glance.So not only Zhou Zhuchen's "Calcium" could easily detect his existence, but even a bunch of ignorant adolescent boys in the class who later proved to be absolutely straight received that kind of disordered hormonal signal subconsciously.

This Chen Du is obviously a boy, but he has thin skin and tender flesh. The snow-white and delicate skin can really be described as "skin like creamy fat".

With another pair of red phoenix eyes, and the fact that boys of that age are not fully developed, Chen Du is very indistinguishable from male to female.In addition, at that time, he was still a little baby fat, and his whole face was like a pink bun that made people want to bite, so he couldn't complain about being missed by a group of hungry wolves every day.

Ever since Chen Du transferred to the class, as soon as the class was over, waves of boys who had just had some hazy sexual impulses but didn't dare to provoke girls would come over to pinch and touch Chen Du, and then Showing a face that seems to have been wiped with oil from the fat.

During the long time of sitting at the same table for a whole year, Zhou Zhuchen never took the initiative to discuss the issue of sexual orientation with Chen Du.

The relationship between the two was as smooth as water, Chen Du was annoyed by being touched and pinched by other boys all day long, and he was powerless to resist, and Zhou Zhuchen would not help him in particular.

Later, the two became buddies, and the chance was very strange.

In the third year of junior high school, there was a boy in the class who got an island DVD from somewhere. Because Zhou Zhuchen’s family was always busy with the business in the bookstore, there was often no one at home. Seven or eight boys in the class discussed it that day. Well, let's go to Zhou Zhuchen's house to watch DVDs together.

The content of the DVD was indeed very exciting. Everyone was so young and excited, and they all froze after watching it. At this moment, Chen Du didn't know what to think, and suddenly said something shocking to the world.

"Why don't we... solve each other?"

The other boys looked at each other in blank dismay, the atmosphere seemed a little awkward, and everyone broke up laughing and laughing.

But Zhou Zhuchen became obsessed with his words. That afternoon, he left Chen Du behind.

The two were still young at that time, and they didn't do anything out of the ordinary.

It's really just helping each other to masturbate.

But this incident can be regarded as a milestone in Zhou Zhuchen's life.

He still remembers the extremely obscene expression on Chen Du's face at that time. It was also from that day on that he finally took a step forward and completely jumped into the abyss of homosexuality, feeling relieved.

Sharing a common unspeakable secret, the two have become true friends since that day.

After Zhou Zhuchen became an adult, he once saw a saying on the Internet that when he was young, if he was gay or LES, if he found the same kind among all the people in the school, then these two same kind would definitely become a pair.

It is a pity that this statement did not come true for Zhou Zhuchen and Chen Du.

Although they were both gay, and even though they could only find each other at that time, and even had close physical contact, the two did not continue to develop on the road of relationship, instead, they were always in a state of friendship that lasted forever.

Chen Du's meaning was very clear - if it was just to comfort and comfort each other when he was lonely, he could still accept it reluctantly.

fall in love?no way!

You, Zhou Zhuchen, are not tall or handsome, and you have fish eyes. You are not my kind at all.

Zhou Zhuchen spread his hands and said, you are not my type, and I have no inevitable interest in your neither male nor female body.

So they hit it off like that, and from then on, we studied gay novels, gay movies, gay comics, and secretly discussed who the other boys in the class were the most handsome.

In the first year of high school, the two continued to go to the same school, but were assigned to different classes.

That school is far away from the urban area, and most of the students from the county like them need to live in the school.

In the dormitory for eight people, Zhou Zhuchen moved out with Chen Du after less than a semester.

He was completely thinking about Chen Du—thanks to Chen Du, who has become more charming with age, the natural and weird hormones, not only his own dormitory, but even the atmosphere of the next few dormitories, is always changing. strange.

Zhou Zhuchen can be sure that among the six straight men left in the dormitory, at least five of them do not regard Chen Du as a man.

Whenever Chen Du blinked his watery eyes and rubbed his big white legs against the quilt, or changed his clothes and pulled up his T-shirt to reveal his fair and flawless chest and slender waist, a room full of straight men would turn their heads involuntarily Go, or you will whisper the word "fuck".

What's more, he was obviously straight, but at that impulsive age, he was so hungry and thirsty that he had green eyes on Chen Du, and even tried to get into someone's bed to take advantage of it.

Zhou Zhuchen's pocket money has always been relatively large.The rented house near the school is cheap, and he himself has a little cleanliness fetish. He can't stand the other rough guys in the dormitory who pick their feet all day long. After searching for several days, he finally found a new place he is satisfied with.

"Take care of the servant's family? Thank you, Master Chen!"

On the day he moved in, Chen Du stretched out his long snow-white legs and changed into his pants on the new sofa indifferently.

"However, don't think that if you take care of me with your old wallet, I will promise you with your body! Let me tell you, there is no way, don't even think about it!"

Zhou Zhuchen rolled the dead fish's eyes and gave Chen Du a white look.

"Yo? Dare Master Chen, you really haven't taken a fancy to me yet? Seriously, if I look like this, and you look like that, why do you, Zhou Zhuchen, look down on me?!"

"Because I like men, not transvestites." Zhou Zhuchen said with a fake smile.

"Shemale? Cut, I'm a shemale, so what are you? You can't eat wine and say the grapes are sour!"

Zhou Zhuchen is really not the kind of person who says grapes are sour when he can't eat them.

He was really not too fond of Chen Du's bunch of fruits, which in his opinion were not grapes at all, but raisins at most.

After thinking about it, it might be because of the completely disordered relationship of the hormones released by Chen Du that I am obviously gay, but I have always treated Chen Du, who is also gay and good-looking, as pure care and friendship between comrades ——

Facts have proved that most of those who covet Chen Du are straight men from beginning to end.

Even though Chen Du had developed a little after he entered high school, he was no longer so indistinguishable from men and women, he was obviously a man at first glance, and many straight men would still think that he was a delicious and beautiful piece of fat.

Who told him that he was obviously a man, but he exuded inexplicably female hormones, so he couldn't attract a natural gay like Zhou Zhuchen.

Since the hormones are naturally like that, Chen Du naturally believes that he is a 100% number zero.

In this regard, he himself has his own set of reasons.

"If you're the attacker, what difference does it make if you're male or female?! It doesn't matter at all, anyway, you have to fuck hard, right? Those who like sex are really GAY!"

"..." Zhou Zhuchen was still very young in high school, and he didn't have a certain positioning for his offensive and defensive attributes.

It feels like it's all up to fate, he doesn't care.

So, when it comes to this, everyone should understand that the "Scum Gong" in the so-called "Scum Gong Love History" is not our protagonist Zhou Zhuchen.

Naturally, it is impossible to be Chendu for ten thousand years.